HEY EVERYONE! MY NAME IS PATRICK WITHROW. I'M TRYING TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL stand-up comedian!! PLEASE CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL!!! I REALLY THINK YOU ALL WILL LIKE ME!!!! I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH SO IF YOU ALL CAN HELP ME GET TO MY GOAL QUICKER I WILL APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH!!!!! PLEASE subscribe!!!!!! PLEASE like OR dislike PLEASE check me out!!!!!!!
"im on a boat" with my "mother lover" friend, "jack sparrow". he had a "dick in a box" so i "jizzed in my pants", than i took the box and "threw it on the ground" "like a boss". than me and my friend found a girl and we did with her a "3-way" because we did "the creep" to her. when we finished, i yelled "i just had sex" and i bought a "boombox"
I drink whisky cause I like the taste, you think it's bitter but I think it's great..... I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars, don't believe us smell our cars! LMFAO
At the end guy #2 meant to hit the basketball with the tennis racket.
ExtremeYoungwon 1 hour ago
Good stuff
TheStranger5250 1 hour ago
1:01 those basketballs are tiny
skamano100 3 hours ago
sweet
CupidFTW 4 hours ago
when i was watchink this i was like"what what what what what what what"
mrtechno67 5 hours ago
fuckin fags
Suckmynut8822 5 hours ago
Hes not a loud mouth like that cunt hole steve
MRBLUEDUDE69 11 hours ago
what what what what what what -
what what what what what what
badass!
SUMlT 11 hours ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
@Dwdmike don't be afraid of me ! >:)
GoldHammerSamppa 13 hours ago
Dislikers! Look at the dislikebar and then your penis. Not much difference?!
GoldHammerSamppa 15 hours ago
@GoldHammerSamppa
Damnit! I got to lock my door for once, or else a creeper like you checks the size of my...You know...
lol nah, these guys are great.
Dwdmike 14 hours ago
5,766 people don't like sports
samtorres 15 hours ago
cute! haha reminded me of a talent show song lol with kids! XD love it
piccololover 1 day ago
i <3 jorma
droppedoreosinmymilk 1 day ago
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@eagleboy018 Oh really? Is that what the thumbs up button is for? I never knew.
Drfatguyinabox 1 day ago
@eagleboy018 Oh really? Is that what the thumbs up button is for, cause I never knew.
Drfatguyinabox 1 day ago
awsome song
Mimic11100 1 day ago
hey u guys should make a Thats what she said video
CoOlCoMeDiEs 1 day ago
That cunt hole steve
krazyfortigers 1 day ago
Single,Double,Triple,HomeRun for the celebration I shoot my gun
Thumbs up if you like this comment
EagleBoy018 1 day ago
he only calls him a cunthole because andy didn't invite him onto the boat
Badgerfan300 1 day ago
@Badgerfan300 if i am not mistaken, this was made before im on a boat.
FuzeMusicable 21 hours ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
lol i like how they keep straight faces :)
KiNGSxNation 1 day ago
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ProComedy05 1 day ago
Hahah 0:23 he is holding nothing
HaydenMcEwan 1 day ago
that darn cunthole steve!
HaloBoy123Death 2 days ago
Derp
CreeperMart 2 days ago
Clearly, guy #1 doesn't know sh*t about sports cause he's wearing a Jamarcus Russell jersey
lionman88888 2 days ago
We watch porn and we dont care who knows!
LifesGoodIn2012 2 days ago
i was waiting for the punchline
mark4851 2 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
like that c*** hole Steve. LOL
WCairforce 2 days ago
Yes I spelled couch wrong. Get over it, it was a typo.
meowmixistasty 2 days ago
I love how Andy ("Steve") Used to be like hated now hes the most popular of the three.
EvansHomeVideos 2 days ago
nah son i amVV
frankie121312 2 days ago
this is the new top comment
KiNGSxNation 2 days ago
Absolutely love 'just 2 guys'... ! 'We like sports and we don't care who knows!'
MusicMadBaybee 2 days ago in playlist More videos from thelonelyisland
balls....
zahar619 2 days ago
What??? lol, I'm shocked...
NomeJordas 2 days ago
They didn't feel like making this video? lol
MrAnnz20 2 days ago
THUMBS UP FOR FRANK GORE 21 SF BABY
MrKrig131 2 days ago
Thumbs up if your watching this Super Bowl Week.
DJToMyHits 2 days ago
cunt hole steve
LOL
Louis2Clueless 3 days ago
wait... if they like sports then why is their couch facing away from the tv...AND STEVE IS NOT A CUNTHOLE!!!
97Layzboy 3 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
Softball is on in the background (on the tv screen) :)
Meggiepitcher9 3 days ago
i love how they sing with such passion.
youmakemegolala 3 days ago
5757 people love watching news instead of sports
Douchebag061 3 days ago
you homo
densn 3 days ago
We like sportz and we don't care who knows!!!!!!! Ha ha that's hilarious
bigmackdylan 3 days ago
I HAVE THAT PHONE <3
vcheerful12 3 days ago
Guy #1 you did forget or you would not ask Guy #2 to go to a party!!!!!!!!
Tommy0873 3 days ago
Budget for this video: $15
orangeandb1ue 3 days ago in playlist YouTube Mix for The Lonely Island
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Dorsorfiliack 3 days ago
I love how they ironically have girls softball in the background when they say girls know nothing about sports.
AzakiShadowKnight 3 days ago 54
@AzakiShadowKnight Thats the joke?
SlaresProduction 10 hours ago
P to the O to the R to the N its all i watch cause i'm the man
KiNGSxNation 3 days ago
they are so plain guy number1 guy number 2
christianmillward 3 days ago
LIKE IF YOUR NOT A CUNTHOLE LIKE STEVE
HOUSTONE123456789 3 days ago
wow look the that dislike bar is too big, A tad bigger than Justins penis.
MrDarkangle1997 3 days ago
TOOO FUNNY
MrDarkangle1997 3 days ago
jamarcus rusell hahahahaha wat a fag
MrThenumber1beast 4 days ago
this was one of their first videos right???
juanpi327 4 days ago
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zorbok70 4 days ago
@zorbok70 wrong song
awesomeandy619 4 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
look at their faces just full of enthusiasm
Johnnycashless1 4 days ago
press 4 then 6 :D ill shoot my gun and i like the taste :DD
caution098 4 days ago
if it wasnt for @the lonely islands this would have so Manny dislikes
tylerbest1269 4 days ago
At 0:45 were the guy number two says guy number one is a real guy guy and not like that cunt hole steve...........lol
Cunt is the most worst word to say in america but we still say it...who cares
HateTHAThateLILWAYNE 4 days ago
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"im on a boat" with my "mother lover" friend, "jack sparrow". he had a "dick in a box" so i "jizzed in my pants", than i took the box and "threw it on the ground" "like a boss". than me and my friend found a girl and we did with her a "3-way" because we did "the creep" to her. when we finished, i yelled "i just had sex" and i bought a "boombox"
Creeper64156 4 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
5,753 dislikes? nice try steve.
zParadiseee 4 days ago 97
@zParadiseee i love original comments
DwightkSchrute101 3 days ago
You can tell they "LOVE" sports by their facial expressions
Creeper64156 4 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
sunkist
SuperFartbag123 4 days ago
U GUYS ARNT GUYS WAT COURT DO U WANT TO GO TO
TheJacobg10 4 days ago
there GAYYY
TheJacobg10 4 days ago
"i like my friend, hes a real guys guy, hes not a loudmouth like that cunthole steve!"
mhc1223 4 days ago
your watching this in 2012. bitch
AdventureJakerz 4 days ago
Sportz! Nutz! ??????
14Spiritwolf 4 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
They won't be calling Steve a cunthole when he gets a free boat ride for 3...
1obxeclipsedriver 4 days ago 2
You gotta love their facial expressions XD
illecoolguy 4 days ago
LOL at 0:51-0:56
kaicook100 4 days ago
Jim Belushi is proff that you can't like sports and be funny. Ray Ramano is the exception.
BurritoLord13 4 days ago
I love sports and I am a girl :)
multiashhole 4 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
i thought they said balls not golf lol i was soooo off lmfao XD
reesyluvsu2 5 days ago
So close @meowmixstasty
jseenthefuture 5 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
balls
Macilici0us 5 days ago in playlist More videos from thelonelyisland
Steve so gay.
Champaroo2 5 days ago
5.748 GUYS ( GAYS ) LIKE DANCING
MrDJvolume 5 days ago
1:05 He has a football uniform on but says he likes hockey?
aaabbb6661022 5 days ago
@aaabbb6661022 who cares
toodzzify 5 days ago
LONERZ
bamboi123 5 days ago
1:38 is when Jorma gets something in his eye
wafflesrising 5 days ago
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This dude is 100% fake. I worked with him in 2006.
I just launched edouardthurston(dot)com
Check it out,
jebell09 6 days ago
poor steve:(
DEADHEAD2149 6 days ago
Nice house.
patrickn311 6 days ago
Any one notice their watching girls playing softball in the beginning? haha
SgtAwesomes 6 days ago
He's not a loud mouth like that C**t hole steve!
TERMINATORX4444 6 days ago
this is so awesome
Theowaitduh 6 days ago
this is awesome haha
Monsterfoxx99 6 days ago
0:14 Why is there a coach right in front of the TV facing away form the TV
LOL like if you noticed or just noticed cuz of this comment
meowmixistasty 6 days ago 57
@meowmixistasty cause everyone has in couch in front of their 2 TV's so they can watch each other watching TV , hehe you said coach
LowercasePray 5 days ago
@meowmixistasty Dont you mean Couch? i thought you meant like coach as in football coach or something haha
iiNSaN31 4 days ago
@meowmixistasty You spelled COUCH wrong dude -.-"
23Fists 2 days ago
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meowmixistasty 6 days ago
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meowmixistasty 6 days ago
nothing like matching swim trunks
SkitlezForeEva 6 days ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
I dont get it
MrBenni311 6 days ago
there facial expression is funny because they look serious
TheMacBros100 6 days ago
tennis and golf are sports? >.> i was not aware i thought they were jokes
noturcreation 6 days ago
they always make fun of steve lol
NoobPwning1 1 week ago
not as cool without andy
AlannaSmith1010 1 week ago
They look high o3o, hey that sounds like a good idea HEHE
PokemonFreak923 1 week ago
I think they are gay....just a guess
Dragonagerocks2010 1 week ago
@Dragonagerocks2010 they are making comedy videos >_>
Miljonimees 1 week ago
Their acting is brilliant XD
MrNorbo95 1 week ago
0:43... um they are girl jocks..watever..gotta leave for hockey practice!
ThoughtfulThoughts7 1 week ago
JaMarcus Russell jersey. Bitch, please.
nickyv917 1 week ago
guys #1 is missing his eyebrows
zParadiseee 1 week ago 75
@zParadiseee eyebrows, they make a difference. lol
ttynwhite 5 days ago
@zParadiseee hes not a cool guy so he looked at an explosion
hypershadow24 3 days ago
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zParadiseee 1 week ago
You like Sportz?
I like Turtles.
MrSkillStreak 1 week ago 2
i like.......food
demon1870 1 week ago in playlist More videos from thelonelyisland
LMFAO...thats all i can really say
demisis2010 1 week ago
Its not even possible to make a parody at this song because its already a parody ^^
trukli1409 1 week ago
I liked sports but then I took an arrow to the knee
ClawsVSFangs 1 week ago
@ClawsVSFangs so old lol
LILMANRYAN911 1 week ago
/watch?v=D87xe7G7E4g
Best video ever!!!
killer21241 1 week ago
0:52 guy #1 just jizzed in his pants
ForestSpyer257 1 week ago
akiva and jorma - retarded but funny
gigaro1888 1 week ago
llike a boss. my channel ist the best
gigi09R 1 week ago
1:press cc 2: press transcribe audio 3: laugh
FreshFrixy2358 1 week ago
this is for all the guys that watch sports just so they can be a "man"
myaclick 1 week ago
steve jizzed in there poool thts y he is g.ay XD
STEEWEY2 1 week ago
0:56 Steves like :3 - 3:
Brady736 1 week ago
Awww Poor Steve!
LovlyLayla6980 1 week ago
Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012
THEJC10 1 week ago
I like my friend he's a real guys guy. He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole steve. :3
Creeper64156 1 week ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
A lot more facial expressions than Kirsten Stewart lol...
Loshiot 1 week ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
the rap just aint good here
YEAHYOURUGGER 1 week ago in playlist More videos from thelonelyisland
oh lord, lol
kaayleyb 1 week ago
is this ment ot be awkward......
chrisawesomegames 1 week ago
This is my favourite TLI vid!!!
Nizzee0R 1 week ago
thumbs up for frank gore
22glara 1 week ago
if you tell me to relax "well kill u"
nightkiler56 1 week ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
this song is awsome
kylerlover44 1 week ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
Cunthole Steve! Haha
CGDOGS34 1 week ago
Their sofa is facing away from the TV
thedarkdragon735 1 week ago
thumbs up if you are the 20,229,666 th viewer
tukunuchu 1 week ago 2
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567Brewers 1 week ago
this isn't a very good song... i like steve better...
NathanOles 1 week ago
5,722 dislikes nice try Steve.
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thedarkdragon735 1 week ago
*looks at caller ID*
Guy #1
PhantomPhaze 1 week ago in playlist Music
0:55 you shouldn't say that....
trukli1409 1 week ago
fish stick.
trukli1409 1 week ago
fuck your snake Steve
eeeen321 1 week ago
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jada3219 1 week ago
5,720 dislikes? Nice try, Steve!
Whiteboy11thAve 1 week ago 182
@Whiteboy11thAve 10 Steve's in 2 days... 5 a day, Damn.
ItsPazaz 1 week ago
@Whiteboy11thAve lol
antddude64 5 days ago
I loled at the part about steve
crazychainsaw007 1 week ago
some gurls like sports i do i love football
kylerlover44 1 week ago
5720 people dont like sports
why893 1 week ago
5,719 dislikes??? Nice try, Steve.
DrinkCokeEatSkittles 1 week ago 2
you can just here the emotion in their voices
prosk8tr133 1 week ago
fucking stupid, i cant beleave 20 million retards watched this..
kano8506 1 week ago in playlist More videos from thelonelyisland
@kano8506 Sorry sir, you are one of those 20 million retards
mr0blunt 1 week ago
like a boss
White4Power 1 week ago
this sucks
isaiahb26 1 week ago
0:54 thats exactly why Steve didnt invite you On The Boat Jorma.
miniheartj 1 week ago 4
You guy don't like sports
IPROsilence 1 week ago
I can totally tell That they LOVE sports by their facial Expressions
miniheartj 1 week ago 98
@miniheartj wait, they like sports? that is totally not the case here
zoplik90 1 week ago
well i guess you'll see me in court
3000chickensoup 1 week ago
I drink whisky cause I like the taste, you think it's bitter but I think it's great..... I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars, don't believe us smell our cars! LMFAO
LovlyLayla6980 1 week ago 3
"I'm the team captain and I chose you!"
Lol WTF do you think this? Pokemon? XD
1rikurules 1 week ago 3
LOL @ their "Mad dog faces"!!!
bigjc87 1 week ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
this reeks of Jon Lajoie
MorrisonEnterprise 1 week ago 2
Frank the Tank jersey. Keepin' it local.
zodiacchiller 1 week ago
0:53 is why Steve invited T-Pain over Guy #2 on the boat trip
DrinkCokeEatSkittles 1 week ago
Good for you haha xd
Crymacx19 1 week ago
1:39 I just saw my CAR!!!
Jared7822 1 week ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
0:55 thats why steve didnt invite to the boat trip<