Sweeney Todd song - alms, alms! and Johanna (lyrics)

[tharcblack]

"What. exaclty. are your intentions with Ginevra Weasley, Pott- Oh, wait, no. Wrong film. Sorry. Go home. 20 points from Gryffindor."

[Beyondmybreath]

I FEEL YOU, JOHAAAAAAANNAAA!

I love this song so much♥

[sparklingstar91]

@TheFernMc haha he didn't say ma'am!:P he sed LAD!XD

[HayitsTai]

WAIT. HE SAID MOM. IF SHE IS 'HIS MOM' IS JOHANNA HIS SIS AND SWEENEY THE DAD? O_O

[TheFernMC]

@HayitsTai He said Ma'am ;)

[HayitsTai]

@TheFernMC oh ahahahahah thank you!!!!!!!!! this scene ALWAYS threw me off! ahahah thanks again! :) i'm not confused anymore

[MonCoeurBatPourDavid]

@HayitsTai It's ma'am pronounced as in 'farm' not 'ham'...

[MaddieTheHuman]

Joanna and Anthony a such a sharp contrast to everything in this movie!

[gothpi]

Thanks to the comments of I peel you banana....I'm never gonna be able to sing this song normally!

[Heathertrelawney]

If this gets 5 thumbs ups, I'll sing this to my drama teacher, Ms.Joanne.

[diamyncolter]

Alms alms for a miserable woman lol

[8385779]

this should really have more views this is my absolute favorite movie..................

[joeclemm15]

which top rated comment is most impressive?

[xXBlueFeatherzXx]

@joeclemm15 Neither...

[HeroicZombie120]

For some reason I pictured Rupert Grint singing this and Emma Watson playing Johanna.

[Joanbuggy]

I'll steal you... banana... I'll steal you

[racris7]

what's up with these i peel you banana comments on every single i feel you johanna video? it's annoying. and stupid

[katherineisaballer69]

We're watching this in my Drama 2 class :3 I've fallen in love with it, man.

[rebbkatt]

@katherineisaballer69 me tooo!!! I love this scene and the song!!!

[JessicaRessica]

the guy who plays anthony, is so cute, i love him, and i love his voice, he sings like a dream! my fave character in this movie

[Joanbuggy]

@JessicaRessica Jamie Campbell, why didn't you just google it if you wanted to know?

[ocbeauty]

ah, thats the great judge turpins ass that is.

[nelgil22]

WHY! WHY! why did he have to get that role in New Moon! WHY!

[Werewolffy]

@nelgil22 he... was in new moon?

[nelgil22]

@Werewolffy yeah, he was in the Volturi. He was Caius.

[TakeToTheHighways]

I'm in love with his hair.

[knails]

Ultimate stalker song! :D

[TehPiester456]

This isn't the whole song, he left out the Buried sweetly in your yellow hair, till I'm with you then I'm with you there.

[lydster30]

does he say mum or ma'am??

[Hushhushshh]

@lydster30 ma'am

[TheSoheila90]

’Ow would you like a little muff, dear

A little jig jig

A little bounce around the bush?

Wouldn’t you like to push me parsley?

It looks to me, dear

Like you got plenty there to push...

[karlyfryify]

@TheSoheila90 Why isn't that part in the video? I'm so confused!

[TheSoheila90]

@karlyfryify

i dont know why :(

but I have heard a version were she sings

[CelesteContradiction]

Every thing is Harry Potter and nothing hurts.

[sadieemt]

so much harry potter it's beautiful

[QtrAngle1]

OMG TIM BURTON IS AMAZING !!!!!!

I LOVEEEEEEE THIS MOOVVVVVVVVVVVIE !! 

[FabioSchleiter]

haha harry potter reference its his pretty little wand wait.. wat 0_0

[raysfroness]

@FabioSchleiter It's WARD. XD

[FabioSchleiter]

@raysfroness lol i hear it as wand XD

[beyotchplez]

He Has The Voice Of An Angel LAWL Cant Beileve I Just Said That But He Does

[tenten87834]

those knockers on the doors! they look like cloud's thingy from FF!!!!!!! (wow i feel like a nerd now)

[0mar1267]

i'll peel you banana

[BES4everSinging]

Hate to break it to you hun.. but stealing johanna wont solve any issues..

[xarangheyo]

There're Snape and Bellatrix and Wormtail in this movie hahahaa

[TheMoshpitgirl]

@xarangheyo also grindelwald!

[xarangheyo]

@TheMoshpitgirl YES! Harry potter cast ftw!!

[MissNephilimAngel]

ANTHONY <3 JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER!!! I really wish he hadn't done Twilight.

[igrantedtoyougod]

there's 2 people from harry potter in there snaaaaaaaaaaape <3 and the woung Grinwald :O

[marcoramirez1991]

@igrantedtoyougod also petigrew and bellatrix :D

[xStormOfRosesx]

He really has such a beautiful voice :]

[IWillUseMyOperaVoice]

now that this guy is playing Jace in mortal instruments...........

I PEEEEEEEEL YOU MAH MAAAAAAAAAANGO I PEEEEEEEEEEL YOU

[TheMissParadox]

I'll Keeeeel yoooouuuu, Ariaaannaaaa, I'll keeeeel you D:

[1994carlm]

Cry

[Karma1468]

it sounds like she's saying. "that's the great judge turpan's a** that is..."

[Glassrabbits4793]

Jamie is so freaking pretty...

[trackcc104]

I peel you... banana... I peel you

[Madnursemii]

@trackcc104 Pffft...funniest thing i've seen all day! Buried sweetly in your yellow...uh...rind?

[AnnoyingGirl1234]

@trackcc104 I died laughing xDD

[soscene1022]

i wish someone would sing a song like that to me...

[AlbiEmoStatic]

Turn to page 394..!

[AnnoyingGirl1234]

@AlbiEmoStatic Page 394: Remus Lupin=Werewolf :O

[eexot]

’Ow would you like a little muff, dear

A little jig jig

A little bounce around the bush?

Wouldn’t you like to push me parsley?

It looks to me, dear

Like you got plenty there to push

I heard this on the soundtrack and was wondering why I didn't remember it in that scene. Wish they kept it in.

[YesIm10]

Am I the only one who hears how the word "house" is pronounced just like ass?

Thats the great judge turpins ass, that is.

[Koolkat1231212]

I love looking through comments and then seeing that the top 2 usernames end up being theharrypotterfan9 and then truegirl87... and how truegirl87 remarked about alan rickman "snape" and the harry potter user named one did not... =)

[nblsoccergurl]

Does anyone know why this version of Alms Alms is so much different than it is on the recording? Where is the whole, "Would you like to push my parsley?" part?

[kotney777]

god hes attractive...... and he really needs to stop gandering at judge turpins ward and gander at me instead!!! >.<

[Kas0n]

@kotney777 haha agreed, though I think you'll find he's gandering at bonnie wright atm ;) good luck to them both!

[AnnLikesToHookEm]

It's like everyone from Harry Potter is in this movie.

[13N8tiveE]

Okk that guy who sings Johanna is super fine!!!!!!

Lovely song!!! (Most awesome stalker song of all times!)

He can stalk me and sing that when ever he feels like it ;)

[horseydoggygurl]

i peel you banana.

[Kirahxxx]

8 people got beat up by Tim Spall, Snape's assistant.

[PresumedLivingston]

YOU MEAN THE GREAT SEVERUS SNAPE.

[imnastaziaa]

GRINDLEWARD! SNAPE! BELLATRIX! PETTIGREW!

[twilightgirl4343]

I love the ending :)

[mnkyspz]

And now Jamie Campbell Bower is on Camelot on Starz! Love him, so hot! :D

[MrBroadway1000]

I love how Laura Michelle Kelly can play the beggar woman and still be "practically perfect in every way"

[Spockthedragon]

My reaction:

''Hm, the guy is actually pretty nice...''

*Snape open the door*

''O_O... Is... Is this...''

''Come in lad, come in...''

''AMAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD X3!!!!! SNAPEYYYYY!!! Can I come in toooooo pleaaaaase :D?''

[mariaesn]

Snape says: Avada Kedavra!

[ColorguardH]

goregous Jamie Campbell Bower <3

[darlingsweethart]

I PEEEELLLLL YOUUUU BANAAANAAAAAAAAA

[jenova6669]

he's gonna Avada Kedavra that boy ass

[SHYmINCE]

tears.

[avrillavigne2221]

(Y) Best song ever. I LVE THIS FILM!

[Caylarox5151]

It's an AWESOME movie!!!!! But don't you think "I FEEL you Joanna" sounds wrong?

[OneZeroFour104]

@Caylarox5151 Not when she's asleep.

[hhuddaa]

<33333333333 love this. & love his sexy face. lol

[BenBarnesRules]

I love the johanna song and he has an awesome singing voice!! I love that he kind of extends the word 'dream' it makes the song so much better...

[alor1313]

perfect song

[delightedkat96]

this sounds soo creepy and soo sweet! <3

[LillianRenalde]

GRINDELWALD!!!!! AND CAIUS!!!!!!

[melodi061]

Severus <3 My hot old man :)

[bo9449ob]

OMG SNAPE

[CheeseySquirrel]

@bo9449ob AND GRINDELWALD!

[Nobsaur]

I shouldn't feel old for knowing about Jamie Bower from THIS film and not from HP or Twilight.... But KNOWING the full alms song that's spat out by the old beggar woman makes him OMFGWTF face all that better.

[fruechtchen3xbla]

Jamie can sing!!! soooo cuuute!!! :D:D i love his voice!!!

[LillianRenalde]

OMFG CAIUS!!!! (i think i spelled that right...) this is da best stalker song in the world

[aniluprincess24]

lo amo <3

[sugarcube440]

the ALMSS! ALMSSS! always scared the shit out of me...

[MasterDirectorFilm]

Kiss of The Spider Woman....Dear One

Sweeney Todd...alms, alms! and Johanna

[DestinyDem0ns]

stalker song

[myoozikaddikt17]

omfg. hes so dreamy :D his voice is beautiful :DDDDD <33333

[LaVieBoheme1313]

I hated his performance so so much. Only looked this up to see Laura Michelle Kelly be crazy and fabulous.

[robean03]

i peeeeeeel yoooooou, banaaaaana

[GangstuhDora24]

@robean03 LMAOOOOO ! 

[DAVIDRUIZ09]

He's very pretty.

SPOILER: He's going to to be Gellert Grindelwald in Harry Potter pt. 1 & 2

(;

[Jonnyriffic]

@DAVIDRUIZ09 People who are Potter fans will have probably looked up the cast list years ago - we know, so you're not spoiling anything! ^_^

[sallyskellington1031]

I HATE when they beat him up :( Made me cry =*(

[leonardoandboosh4eva]

i loveee this movie soo much

[TheHarrypotterfan9]

i can't beleive that the begger woman is the only one in the entire movie that is a professional singer

[ThreeStarWolfie]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 Yeah, The one who plays Mrs Lovett/Bellatrix got a voice coach /just/ so she could get the part. :)

[TheHarrypotterfan9]

@ThreeStarWolfie ya and this was aslso the first time she had a singing role in a movie welll other then corpse bride

[ThreeStarWolfie]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 she voiced in the Corpse Bride?! I love that film! Well, that's news to me!

[TheHarrypotterfan9]

@ThreeStarWolfie ya she played the corpse bride

[Iaminlovewithmusic42]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 no, so is toby. i think.

[wickedlover05]

@Iaminlovewithmusic42 no toby wasn't professional

[Alucard767676]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 Depp has sang before he even came to California but I don't believe he was classical trained.

[Mewtwopower1000]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 that "beggar woman" is todd's wife that was supposedly poisoned...

[TheHarrypotterfan9]

@Mewtwopower1000 I know

[haydenslvr]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 that may be, but pretty much the entire cast sang

[MrCrissangelfan]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 So is Johanna.

[thainlimb1]

@TheHarrypotterfan9 i can.

[AllanKuN15]

he riminds me of Lestat... I don´t know why but anyways

his voice is amazing and he ´s so gorgeous!

[CaiusAthenodora]

my favourite song from the movie, jamie campbell bowers voice is so wonderful *-*

[GaaraxAxel]

:3 hes cute.....why does he want the small faced blond girl?? :{{{ i want him

[KurayamiHikaru]

Jamie Campbell Bower. Love love love him! He is SO GORGEOUS. <3 <3 <3

(Gellert Grindelwald in HPDH <3 <3 <3)

And AH! Alan Rickman! LOVE!

(Severus Snape <3 <3 <3)

[swrballer28]

am i the only one who gets freaked the f*ck out whenever i see or hear the f*cking hobo??

[XillGaming]

I FEEEEEEEEL YOU JOHANNA :(

[truegirl87]

OMG SNAPE!!

[googiebeankat]

@truegirl87 i know, right?

[bffkitty]

@truegirl87And that's young Gellert Grindelwald singing to Johanna.

[12elaskowski]

i love this song and him! he is so cute!

[fallenangeldemon666]

beautiful song.

[laerkekebaab]

He's gorgeus. I loooooove him, both in this film and New moon. And his voice is amazing, so soft and pure.

[LuTalley]

mmm his voice is so soft. I could listen to him whole day.

[24caligirl]

Love him so muchhh! words cant describe him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well maybe some words like: sexy< hot < gorgess<hunk<beutiful< *melts*

[NevidljivoPismo]

SO.CUTE.

[NotSoPerfectWizard]

Jamie Campbell Bower = Gellert Grindelwald in HPDH. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[x0chrystinax0]

OMG hes beautiful

his voice

his face

EVERYTHING

<3

[sramojonBETA]

i Love Laura michelle Kelly She is Mary Poppins too XD

[zigzag302]

I freakin love him. his voice like... melts my heart.

[MissKittyKKat]

my name is johanna i look like the johanna in this movie... this is kind of akward to listen to.....

[X0xChalotteLouisex0X]

he really is gorgeous.

i would love to have his skin and his amazing voice.

[PinataWithPizazz]

Idk, I think this song is pretty creepy. "Did they think that walls could hide you?" Umm, yeah, I bet they did.

[sweetiegrl41]

you realize she is being abused by the man who keeps her

[3rdgeneration22]

I just adore this movie! Tim burton+Johnny Depp= all of my face movies

[KillThatBarbieWhore]

oh man. He is SOOO gorgeous

[ImaniCanady]

This is such a pretty song, but it's so creepy!

[UnrealTournamentTeam]

nice voice

[ConnDevi88]

Is it weird to find this song to be creepier than Epiphany?

[Hamstringmaster]

i think he's extremely hot, is that weird?

[piggypooifly2]

@Hamstringmaster me too he is very gorgeouss

[KsAnNa]

@Hamstringmaster not weird at all..

[skanderloveforever]

Jamie Campbell Bower <3 wohoo!!

i love him..he gorjus!!!!

[Killerkrad1]

i like the scene where the judge, todd and he sings at the same time! :D

[KsAnNa]

@Killerkrad1 That gives me chills.

[kimblesxoxo]

i wish they made this longer!

[glisssunseeker]

Woot! Johanna's mommy is cookoo!!!

[sornie0409]

i so love this clip.. wew. this is so great..that lady is Johanna's mom right?

[CherryOnTop5000]

@sornie0409 -who the begger woman....yha it is so sad

[iharasu]

i do beleve that that boy can sing that song Johanna was singing much more beleveablely. . .

[CherryOnTop5000]

@iharasu -she was still good though

[slipknotgurl11]

ive seen the movie but ...dont you think its kinda wierd how he wants to steal her but he just met her lol but awsome file ....love this movie wached it like 8 times already ..so funny

[Knaria91]

Pretty song !

[DarkScar26]

I love Jamie!!!

[latinochica13]

loveeee this song! very good movie!!!

[giulysuperstar]

i love this song!

[adamlambert94]

wolfgang15425 look up joannah reprise and you should be able to find it

[RyanShortFilms]

BEST FILM EVER!

I get chills everytime I see Sweeney Todd! ;D

[kora9941]

does she knw thts her daughter or did she get knocked out and forget?...

[JonasCullenAddicts]

did you watch the movie? because if you did then you'd understand..

[kora9941]

@JonasCullenAddicts yea i've watched it quiet a few times but tht part always confused me a little...

[JonasCullenAddicts]

what happened was she was raped publically by the judge and that resulted in her posioning herself. She survived the posion and went crazy. does that clear it up?

[kora9941]

@JonasCullenAddicts oh ok thnxs som uch lol tht helps a lot now im gonna go watch the movie again and i will be able to understand it!! =)

[wolfgang15425]

does any one know where i can find the song when its the johanna song and when sweeny sings at the same time i cand find it does any one knows thea name

[JonasCullenAddicts]

'Ow'd you like a muff, dear?

A lil jig-jig?

A lil bounce around the bush?

Wouldn't you like to push me parsley?

It looks to me dear,

Like you've got plenty there to push!

man i wish they'd have left that part in the movie!!!

[wolfgang15425]

wait that was in the movies

[JonasCullenAddicts]

no it was in the original broadway show. and its on the movie soundtrack (not the highlights version)

[mattwat95]

even thoe he gets beaten up he still manages to sing?! o.O

[paramore50052]

BEST MOVIE EVA! and dis is coming from a 12 yr old girly girl haha but seriously dis movie is amazing and he is soo HAWT!

[robotchicken15748]

Only now do I realize that this boy sounds like a prepubescent boy. YHes I know it's a tenor arole and yes I know it still sounds good its just funny :P

[Jonasgirl43]

Love,Love,Love ! <3

=D