Latest Humanoid Robot

[Olivere118]

Whats with the Ragnaros legs? o.o

[22matthouse]

that robot has one massive gern on the go!

[quiksilvermanblue]

Number 5 is ALIVE

[john13200242]

Bitch i want my drink 5 mins ago!

[chuckkoyama]

imagine what tosh.0 could do with this....domo...domo

[ZeldaEva]

Number 5...Is Alive!

[ImmaBroli]

lol i culd just imagine the star wars cantena song playing during the video

[britannybeverlyWzW]

BRAVO!!! tu sais mettre une paille dans un verre!!! ouah!!! xD

[tristangg]

yeah roboto.. could you hand me that straw... ( 10 minutes passes ), forget it, i'll get it myself .. >< :)

[RandomBoyComing]

Wall-E



[doggypower1]

@ladyandashley76  ok smarty pants

[TheRedHotSpot]

Wall-E + EVA = This ^

[ahgoon69er]

why does only japan try to make robots????

[Nightris01]

Did anyone else find the female voice to be unexpected?

[doggypower1]

they should change the title cos this robot aint the latest its 2 years old

[ladyandashley76]

@doggypower1 It was latest in 2009 ;)

[skoda10]

i kinda want to see it fight another robot..

[smith2rb]

And the best part is, they only cost $56,789,345.26.

[Salladsdressing]

@smith2rb Yeah, so fu**ing what?! Off course a prototype Robot will cost a lot just like all prototypes but once you get a prototype into mass production the price drops massivly!

Just look at the car industry where a new concept car prototype can cost tens of millions of dollars but when the car goes on the market the price is around the tens of thousands of dollars.

[luisbeck007]

- YOU CAN WATCH LOT OF HUMANOID ROBOTS ON MY CHANNEL -

[robocu4]

This is nothing compared to the Asimo.

[Brandonpeterg2Gmail]

I thought they were gonna play slaps at 1:27

[ilovekats2]

What if it malfunctioned and ripped someones arm off?

[amazingonion]

@ilovekats2 well l guess someone gets a badass ROBOT ARM!

[o0DeathStrike0o]

Oh my god!Awsome!

[cybermarsactual]

That is one truly worthless robot.

[monstereaternr]

@cybermarsactual Dude! This robotic servent is made to help the ill in japan and let them live their lives at home!!!!

[0TheDreamState0]

Thanks for making something that will cut the waiting time for a drink by -30 minutes. >.<

[claycrowe]

dumb blonde mermaid

[twobarells]

Now that's a reaallly slow bartender.

[KornFreak2001]

would you like some fries with that

[Amirixianperson]

Reminds me of themedical droid on Polis Massa in star wars

[sukaininja]

thats right robots of the future will drink bath beads lol

[DancingColourfulBob]

Where's it's mouth, i want my blowjob

[DouglasJBender]

"Would you like fries with that?"

[akt0m]

Imagine that in future there will be like mobilephones...

[ReignbowSmite]

REALLY? A 30 second commercial on a minute 30 video? O_o

[MaxHBoss]

so many bartenders are gonna be fired because of this..

[cyberlord64]

@MaxHBoss not really... we are still decades away from this /watch?v=7ZGFYpCzfyE

[talsh49]

Wall-E on steroids

[livetolovesome182]

does it change diapers?

[frederiksd]

now we got a robot like this now it yust needs to be faster.

[BoomBoiatch]

what a retarded robot so slow

[ac3b1s]

in 2030 we will have 80.000.000.000 humans on our planet... even now we have millions of people with out work... normaly there will be no need for robotic helpers

[u0216797]

i have to ask one thing doe it have to have a female voice cant it just use google translate to make it speak diffrent launguages

[casta947]

Hey this sounds like Dectalk or something like that, and I have a feeling I seen this video before.

[ws04esir]

put me another drink, stupid robot!

[deanmullen10]

cool xD

[fdevora]

Still cant beat ASIMO!!

[acerthanacegirls]

what happend to humans?

[mexman1988]

ads keep youtube free so stop complaining!!!

[mastersusaf]

@mexman1988 mexman- your right but there to dumb to realize it lol

[Damien00011]

i dnt understand people who thinks this technologie is funny? are they just stupid or... anyway its amazing, ty for posting

[BlackyFive000]

waaaahahaha new looking E.T. o.o

[DillonHammons]

"Your martini, sir"

lol

[TheSomethingIsh]

@capazopenguin

"A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

Then it should give me a blowjob.

[dablahman]

44 seconds to put a staw in a cup and give it to a person

[kajuslindu]

hahah yeah definetly the end of the world where a robot can make a cocktail dude haha

[TheFatWhiteWhore]

Sure babei, I'm me on aim, Saatanaomega92

[TableEnMousse]

Fucking accurate

[carmonamxmx]

pinche comercial

[AlexRmetroid]

that thing looks like it will fail any second now

[tamemsam]

Its judgment day.

YOUR TERMINATED!

[33pastas]

can it roll a joint for me wen i'm to high???

[theappcompany]

@33pastas dude, you are too high.

[SaintMachine]

Is this robot on fucking wire? If so i can't talk him out for a walk :(

[TokioXHotelXObsessed]

this is sick.

[plane263]

i was hoping it would say FUCK YOU and flick off the camreaman :D

[Black2Pi]

its beautiful...

[vincenthuijts]

Wow handcoordination looks quite good, however if it's reactionary or not is a different case

[darrenmarkb]

jonny five .....the future

[NorTheRat]

You idiots, it's serving drinks and helping hung-over people. This robots is the beginning of the party.

[th309]

run from the 2 mph robot

[WayneLynrd]

SKYNET BECOMES SELF AWARE VERY SOON!

[astrialkil]

@WayneLynrd Naw ! SkyNet was obsolete and was replaced with Banker 5000. It doesn't kill you, you are its debt slave ...forever! >run evil laughter routine<

[donniedarkodevotte]

This is going to be the most adorable robot apocalypse of all time.

[charlesmb81]

why you stuff some chicken cutlets in its mouth and make it give you a blow job u sick mother fucker!

[MrBluewatson]

ENGLIH.. MOTHER FUCKER... DO SPEAK IT!!!?

[pwnzerama]

aww it doesnt speak american =(

[kittypr1nc3ss]

it looks like a giant lego mindstorm robot....

[mzbaby123456789]

run for your lives bitchessssssssssssssssssssssss­ss

[freekyfrogy]

I bet the robot's the one who broke that guy's legs in the first place

[slaminblades]

Yea no shit eve will probably come first lol

[JasontheDemon]

Wall-E got an upgrade!

[Nolo393]

i would make it give me a hand job.....thumbs up if you would do the same

[FireWarrior38]

@Nolo393 It would probably rip it off. XD

[limbozguys123]

A LITTLE SLOWER!

[icefireburn1]

We'll getting so lazy I mean we need Robots to put a STRAW IN A DRINK FOR US!!!

[0xXCollieXx0]

wow.. it takes like 40 seconds to put a straw in a cup. it takes me 3 seconds. i can be replaced with the robot. yes?

[imdabest561]

that's the lamest robot i've ever seen

[nategreene]

I am pretty sure you could just, like, unplug it.

[jerryfinsternumber9]

Ah man I love drinking cups of sand.

[ACFan120]

Oh no! It's Wall-E and Eve's love child!... if that was possible...

[slifer8910]

Should have named him Vetor!

[DankTendencies]

I wonder if it can give a decent handy....

[Truhatr]

If any of you have seen The Matrix then you know what comes next...

[MakeMeFriez]

how is the robot that takes 40 seconds to put a straw in a smoothie supposed to kill us all?

[PoxHaunted]

bad feelings about this

[XxOtakuKaixX]

It's so cute! (:

[MrMrotek]

21 people are smoothies



[ElmagicProductions]

hey latest humanoid robot do a barrel roll

[Dojan5]

The way it looks, and moves... It reminds me of E.T.

[aMayzism]

Next thing we know we are living Ghost in the Shell. 

[programmzero]

too slow to be a terminator

[Psymoneyezed]

And you can have one for the high price of $25,000.

[kTmRacer81]

i just watched a robot put a straw in a cup for someone who was standing right there.but my point is i could have taken a shit 8 times b4 it finished the job so how long do you think it will take to clean your kitchen. wat the fuck is going on these days

[Voodoogod123]

@kTmRacer81 I don't think you quite understand the IMMENSE complexity that is involved in being able to do something like that. There must be several pressure sensors in it's fingertips, a visual tracking camera, probably some 40 motors working in synchronous, and it all of it's software written by hand. Humanoid robotics are still in a fairly early stage of development. I'm sure making you into a robot would be fairly easy considering your level of English grammar.

[kTmRacer81]

@Voodoogod123 you know using larger words than most people use these days doesnt necessarily make you smarter than me nor does it put me below you. you are on the same level of importance as anyone else in this world. youre just another statistic and no one really gives a FUCK if you live your life demeaning others because you have a slightly higher intelligence level. if thats the only way you can feel a little self worth then you should kill your self. because there is no other purpose for you

[CellarDoor2008]

yeah... but can he walk up stairs?... na, didn't think so! ASIMO would run rings around him lol :o)

[tsukixan]

Cute Wall-E face

[RogerUhla]

duhduh duh duh duh!... duhduh duh DUHDUH! ...DUHDUH DUH DUHDUH!!!!

[BananeTheLoco]

@Leahbee14

I watched the whole video. This was meant as a "funny" comment.

[Redyetz]

Robots drink blue foam?

Intresting

[tremanrolls679]

0:00 you're welcome

[BananeTheLoco]

wow.. they just wasted their lives on a robot that can put a straw in a cup.

[Leahbee14]

@BananeTheLoco And help people into wheelchairs. -.- Way to watch the whole video.

[celesdracnea]

Human took my soda!!!

[MrScienceandReason]

Imagine the staff in a control room situated anywhere in the world remotely operating variants of these machines; seeing through hi def cameras; some designed like meet and greet personnel at airports others like Corporate and industrial security staff, factory pick and pack machines; also huge earthmoving and construction machines. No commuting, no sick days, no fatigue, no holidays; working 24hrs a day. Few could work as many through these machines. The price of goods would hit the floor.

[rogerLOX]

why would anyone epend millions of dollars o a robot that would just put a straw in a cup, sheesh i can do that and even 10 times faster

[dailyrandomdrama]

its 2011, WHERES MY FYING CAR AND ROBOT!??

[123burgerking]

Robot tired of HUMANS!!! stick straw up ass!!!! push kid down stairs!!! go to military base and upgrade!!!! DESTROY DESTROY DESSTIOY !!!!!

[mastersketchyballs23]

when the robot gets lonley and it wants to have sex it will go up to the microwave and hump it

[mariofanoo1]

@mastersketchyballs23 i will have you know they are developing sexbots for lonely humans and other robots

[rebeldegokhan]

IS IT A PLEASURE MODEL?

I want this machine to make me love. Can the robot satisfy my sexual needs or not?

[MeliXdupraeX]

although the dynamics are astounding and it is absolutely astounding how far technology has come... we are lazy enough without robots making us smoothies

[akinnon2000]

If it can forget to put fries or napkins in a bag, Its ready to work at McDonalds drive-thru ! XD

[reeceisna]

1:34 Mr. Robot O

[toddcastielvegas]

LOOK MASTER I'V DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[poorsoulja]

At 1:15, I thought they were gonna start playing that hand-slapping game that kids play. Lol!!!

[GMvard]

im so sick of ppl saying "CLICK 0:01 TO SKIP AD"

it doesn't fucking work,. Stfu

[tmweb95]

hey, can i have s straw?

yeah the straw..

can i have it?

dude... i need a straw for my drink

oh your going to put the straw in the drink for me?

ok, just give me the drink and the straw ill do it

no you have to do it...?

... christ...

[iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa]

@tmweb95 I guess they were presuming that humans didnt have hands ... or in the 22nd century a mass plague would come and remove all hands from humans ... something like that

[GoodbyeBlueMonday9]

CAN YOU FUCK IT?

[hairbear47]

Wow! They made a robot to pick up straws for us! mankind has just got even more lazy.

[RedCodeStudios]

Ahhhhh ad's!!1

[napalmvoododaddy]

give it a les paul and teach it to play stairway to heaven !

[Randomperson462]

man this things gonna kill us IT CAN PICK UP A STRAW!?!?!

[matox01tekk]

hmmmm very sensitiv :-oooo

sensitivity and longer walking this is not no more he wanted to artificial intelligence

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[roho3939]

OMG, this is it, it's the beginning of the end, the robots will kill us all, haven't you seen the Terminator? Shit.......SHIT!!!! RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

[lilwill3104]

@roho3939 no, we will just make robots to track down and stop the "corrupt" robots, sheesh...

[mariofanoo1]

@roho3939 you are joking right? havent you heard there is a program in robots that stops them from harming humans even if they are told to do it

[BranMan431]

@roho3939 lol it can hardly pick up a straw, by the time they can weel all be dead, you know our generation soo who cares hahahah

[frade001]

@roho3939 Maybe that's what's supposed to happen, human evolution has reached a limit. Our machines have to kill us and become better than us.

[astrialkil]

@roho3939 You can run, but you will die tiered! Make it easy on your self and just stand their as it rips your head off !

[Leny1777]

@roho3939 Ever heard of the grey aliens? What if they are robotic beings?

[sipple91786]

It's head looks like E.T.'s

[Richux18]

this is sick, this is the future!

[geico300]

Wow..that is EXTREMELY BADASS and all...but..i would've lost my patience already..taking so long to put the straw :P ...but oh well...it's still cool :)

[shiftyden]

Skynet is getting closer every day

[TheDeftGamer]

wow 50 billion dollars to pick up a fucking straw like a retard.

[saithix]

1:38 you can see an enormous wire that is connected to the robot. I take it this thing does not run on batteries. I would hate to see the electric bill sky rocket just because I was to lazy to put my own straw in my drink.

[12alex2]

dude, ahahaahah like a whole minute to put a straw in a cup.

ahhhh ASIMO is the man.

[sethzky77]

we are the robots...

[silversolslayer5]

i will name him squishy

[SuperSpinarak1357]

Teach it to speak english all i could understand was "alligato" and "doitashimashite"

[FearlessLT]

I thought the robot will take the straw and kill the camera man... :( he didn't..

[TomPMelanson]

@FearlessLT But he wanted to soo bad!

[FearlessLT]

@TomPMelanson in the end when he move arms to his side it looked like he's gonna show off his karate skills haha. TARGET HUMAN, MISSION DESTROY!

[workensmart]

Robots 30 years from now will laugh when they see this lol.

[Rondell8000]

this shit right here is scaring the fuck outta me! What will the world be like in 2012? I wanna know!

[Pivoteer24]

Asimo is better

[googlefreak7]

ET....

[TheWeblocker]

robot can now masurbate us hahaa

[DarkRockRipper]

@TheWeblocker ouch >.>

[kiyotewolf]

that was pretty impressive..

[Blondets1]

WOW! this robot sure looks like ET

[BasicEvil18]

Hey, go fetch my chai- Oh right... No wheels...

[reedsjsa]

30 sec adds,,,,,,,,,your pushing it youtube!!!

[gaxxag]

Does anyone know if it picked up the straw using sensors, or a set protocol that assumed the straw would be in a predetermined position?

[TakinYoCup]

But Will it blend? That is the question.

[vegas0sniper]

@TakinYoCup O.o why would you want it to bend ? ........ :P

[Rockorollo]

ahhhh no way! scared lol