So, I made a mistake

[Suedenimdeploom]

Shaycarl!!!

[noahmah1]

Wow I remember when the description was in the sidebar, that seems like forever ago

[SkullMan853]

I HATE PAULY D OR WHATEVER THIS DOUCHEBAGS NAME IS TALKING ABOUT MIRACLE WHIP!

[lyssaftw]

Hey phil do you still do live chats? That would be cool

[liminted6215]

I remember when this was the best quality on youtube :P

[IsntThatRandom]

Dont. Dis. Phil. Dont do it.

[MaroonArmy1874]

wow your funny.... not 

[Kojitsu]

@MaroonArmy1874

Was he trying to be? I didn't see any part of this video focused on comedy, maybe you should try paying attention to the point.

[MaroonArmy1874]

@Kojitsu hmm is it my fault his heads up his arse ? i think not :)

[FlargTheKitty]

phil's hair is.....so spiky

[funplayer1000]

this is what i say your gay you look very gay

[rock1chica]

phil the reason why they cant 'take off the baby bumpers' is because if they let the darwin plan take its course then a select few of those people who DO crash into lamp posts will sue for their own stupidity, wasting the city's and tax payers money on a court case. this is also the reason they have to put warning labels on milk chocolate notifying buyers that it does in fact have milk.

[SirZeynalov]

wrong pronunciation and yea do speak russian

[TheTechRambler]

Go Carolina!

[calderposse]

pmsl we dont have padded lamp posts haha

[Aadle403]

its not in the side bar

[TheCrypticPie]

Thank you for plugging natural selection. I deserve to crack my head open if I do something stupid like that. And if society is worried about the cost, just don't treat me. I should probably sign some papers to give up that right shouldn't I? But that's not gonna stop government from doing those stupid things. I could use some bacon right now.

[yesiamdaz]

@TheCrypticPie Bacon? I LIKE BACON!

[ConHolio33]

@yesiamdaz bacon is great so is a bacon sandwhich

[Shadowrunner20009]

insact spies?!?! were all doomed

[jordant1717]

The Darwinism line was funny as fuck

[theskater1234]

so the lamppost thing, bullshit, it didnt happen.

[DARWINvswallace]

So few parents know how to do their jobs nowadays. Props.

[doctorken2k]

You are forgiven.

[meJUSTme243]

phil has the cutest dimples lol and he is smart

[HearPaulRoar]

Whenever I hear the intro of these videos I think of Buffy.  =D Which is AWESOME

[Jarut195]

people wonder why stupid punishments like making their kids wear signs and stuff like that are so rare. probably because they're stupid fucking punishments that dont fucking work.

[kombat311]

i like the song at the end lol but i like the one u have now better its catchyer lol

[thisisntlogan1234]

first

[liminted6215]

TARASKOVAAAA

[SgT0dessa]

no padded ones in scotland either :L

[EmilyTheDisturbed]

I've seriously never seen a padded lampost and I live in England. Lmfao, padded lamposts. Oh well.

[ObsessedProductions]

where in the UK was this supposed to be? I seriously didn't see ANY

[JamboProductionsTV]

Me neither. Lol. Are these lamposts real?

[inglishbulldog]

look at the date he posted the video...

[theskater1234]

yes, but there have never been padded lamposts.

[missyflower]

The whole pads on lamp post thing is completely untrue!! I have never ever seen one and I live in England.

[KriptiKFate]

Well, seeing as how YOU'VE never seen one it mustn't be true.

[LANDSHARKKASAURUSS]

hey hey now, me and my entire mom and brother and friends are dirty hippies, and we have to pay taxes because then we really will lose our house:]

[Amcacs5654]

You and your entire mom?

[LANDSHARKKASAURUSS]

o_o i think i was about to say entire family but my father isnt exactly in that scenario

( sorry about spelling )

[Amcacs5654]

haha, I was wondering what you meant by that.

[xXShockSetsInXx]

Your entire mom? Oh, only my 3 quarter mom has to?

[shellykellypink]

your entire mom? as opposed to what?

some of your mom? haha

[Alexondra13]

he said dirty hippies that don't pay taxes stupid

[Brainbox97]

never seen that lampost thing (i live in england)

[carpedium123]

skitty is a pokémon! =3

[killa420herb]

@carpedium123 fuck new pokemon.....original pokemon FTW!

[koalaofgold32]

@killa420herb bro it was made in 03... not really a new pokémon.

[99drunkenmknkey99]

Same, im from Britain, and ive never seen the lamppost thing either lol. Probarbly experimented with it in a town or somethin, but we arent that stupid :P

[PunisherCrew13]

i live in britain and iv never seen that lampost thing :|

[ClaudiaHasToSeeTexas]

Yeah, me neither :P

[PhillipThunderGrunge]

Does Claudia have to see Texas? o_O

[ClaudiaHasToSeeTexas]

Why'd I get two thumbs down? All I said is I'd never seen the lampost thing in reply to PunisherCrew13's comment :S

[popcorn10124]

CAUSE YOU NEVER RAN INTO IT

[PunisherCrew13]

lol true

[HuggableHannah123]

lol everything in

Florida xD I live

there yush ! ♥

[lizzielonglegs]

Omg SxePhil I heard the lamp post thing on the News Quiz and I say ..

"Well Done for picking up on that Phil! Aren't British people stupid ? .."

The answer is yes. We are very, very stupid.

[dc2783]

stfu jello god your anoying

[Crazza321]

lampost is LIE

[fozzyisgod]

I'm British born and bred, lived here 28 years and travelled round Britain, i've never seen a padded lamppost. I have twatted into a lamppost though, if only it were padded, it might have stopped me getting a banging headache :o

[Lobsterboyman]

I wish I had padded lamposts. : (

[DaKilaG]

dont be a suck ass. lol

im just kidding

[MegaSmileyface123]

Lamppost thing is bollocks...never seen one and lived in london my whole life

[valen532rs]

Omfg my name is Valentino!

[pebblesdundee]

the lampost is a lie

[teamluna212]

LOLLLL

[killyou100]

... The English don't have any padded lamp posts?

[Jpmiklo]

There is always a pouty faced girl... I imagine they have bad teeth. It's just not cute.

[WiiWarior23]

at leat he had the balls to go over 100 mph

[miclovin15]

fuck the sign id make it into a t-shirt and wear it with pride =)

[getrEalnoob]

LOFL

[antiecstacy]

1:52

HOT

[toriallnutt]

no i havn't seen any padded lamp posts either :)

[ryankffx]

i have, they were up for a few months a few years back lol

[JesusLuvsYou316]

"OMG SHAY CARL" uhm... awkward

[myhotromance101]

I live London...no padded lamp post's xD

[shooksonv2]

First!!!!!!

[H3XZOc]

not lol

[shooksonv2]

like i care

[condh001]

i also have never seen a padded lamp post. i would like to though... they sound more fun.

[tenzer7]

she was thinking about Brad Pitt

[Wadukadoo]

haha let darwinism take its course.

[ryankhan11]

No padded lamp posts here...

[Niallsims666]

No i havent seen one padded lamp post

[brandonfootball]

Wow, i seen this video a long time ago and i still rember alot of this.

[Tattas999]

Is the website still up? Lol jk

[MrMushroomCloud]

wait, so people can see me masturbate?

[Tedaus18]

lol

[ltkirby1989]

ive never ever seen the padded lampposts...and no...thats not because im too busy texting.

[enociloci]

is phill straight edge?

[RecklessYouth333]

Hes talked about boning his girlfriend and other chicks in his youth. From my understanding, straight edge-ers practice abstinence, so he can't be.

[hallowsoul]

noooo. watch his Kentucky derby videos

[mrjolly68]

that bit about the lampposts is bullshit dude! lets go bowlin dude!!

[bloodsucker4fun]

OH MY GOD SHAYCARL!! lmao

[KristaTH01]

Well im screwed.....constantly have my headphones in....and I guess no more planning my world domination :(

[ERACAR9]

is this page supposed to be upside down?

[bennycasson]

i live in the UK and i have never seen a padded lamp post...

i did see a couple in canada, but thats it!

[RamRam956]

take off the baby bumpers and let Darwinism take it course.

...i lol'd

[newyorkdaggo]

Geekdom

[Laura3cakes]

i love sxephil

[ZakElement]

330000 view exactly!

[fadenow]

i miss this intro too!!

[peterjameslewis711]

Amazing as always Phil!

[WhatzaMatta]

150K is a lot, but when there is a lot of people in the country, it's not going to cost you even close to $1.

[00Temporary00]

I think it's more the principal of it, not the amount. I'd be pissed if some asshole stole money from me no matter how small the amount. If my friend steals a few cents from me, that's one thing. But someone I don't know is an entirely different story.

[millymollymandy16]

I have not found these lamp-posts.....

[AndyBloodvain]

yeah, id been wondering how gandalf relates to zelda. i was like...huh?

[publicdrunkeness]

he he he!

[kennymanharry]

phil do you play guitar? man thats soo unique. no im not serious, i mean, yeah that was a pretentious comment. BUT. i think your very funny, as well as informed. Lose the necklace.

[Flypig777]

"Or a dude... if your into that" BAHAHAHAHAH thats actually kind of funny :D

[shoefetish55]

"let darwinism take it's course"

sooo true

[HudsonReviver3]

u are right

[KaiGuent]

wow. i can just imagine the crazy person who watched this who's now insanely afraid that the government/aliens are watching him through insects.

[DangerasTM]

conspiracy theorests rejoice...how come thje bug cam isnt a gadget in MGS4? that would be so cool

[krizigle]

heh cats so sammich

[MTGandP]

lol

[userasdf]

Just wondering, why do you usually seem to say Darwinism and not evolution? Darwinism is pretty outdated. If you want to be fancy you can call it the "modern evolutionary synthesis", for the current theory. Or just call it evolution. Just kind of bugs me since a lot of creationists usually argue against actual Darwinism since that 100 year old theory has lots of holes you can actually argue against that modern evolution theory solves.

[bendy3d]

By Darwinism he means one specific part - Natural Selection.. That idea had zero holes and all it said was, things that are stupid will die.

[userasdf]

Which is a pretty bad useage of the word. That's almost like saying ice cream is good for you becaus there's milk in it. Sure milk is an important part of ice cream but it's totally different. Just like Darwinism and natural selection. Using them the same way is sloppy.

[auwill11]

hey phil

im a big fan

i watch all your vids

and when i heard you talk about the guy who had to stand on the street with the sign that said i was stupid and drove over 100mph i just had to tell you that it happened where i live and i saw him

it was very funny

[bradybunchster9000]

when you finish having sex with your girlriend do you say "my name is phillip defranco and youve just been filled in"

[TabzeeKat]

AWESOME!!!

[xyberlink]

epic

[Tybyro]

lmao

[kaylove8987]

I love it

[Xeahast]

lol leave it to the dumb black chick with the wannabee ghetto look on her face who wrote forgot her message was gonna be backwards when she took it in the mirror...

[HakkeProductions]

THAT TOTALLY DIDNT SOUND RACIST.

[stainlessapex]

I walk through a bad neighborhood to get to work everyday, and I actually thought wearing my "ipod earphones" might cause me to get mugged. But then I thought it would be funny because in all likelihood the mugger would walk away with like 9 to 16 dollars over a 5 to 15 year felony! hahahahaha

[davehai]

bravo

[eevee4espeon]

actully skitty is a pokemon not a word.. BUT A POKEMON!

[EPIMAN48]

wooooooooow haha why would u ever?? menchen that?

[eevee4espeon]

idk he idk if skitty was a word so i told him

[rich8642]

haha look at his little smile at the end of the video :D

[quilesboy]

lol, you call people who dont pay taxes dirty hippies here, but then later, in a more recent video, tell people not to pay their taxes.

[hashingtonwoliday]

What he said was "dirty hippies who don't pay taxes".

Dirty, hippy-like people and bums, don't pay taxes. That's a fact. He pointed out that they shouldn't be mad at the guy that stole tax money.

He didn't call people who don't pay their taxes "dirty hippies".

"Dirty hippies who don't pay their taxes"

"People who don't pay taxes are dirty hippies"

See the difference? I thought it was obvious.

[MusicLoverForLiving]

don't get it

[jumpervinni]

I laughed so hard at:'Oh ShayCarl!!'

by the way,but this this comment in your vid ;)

[julesb2]

Guessss whhhhaatttt???!!?!?!? SXEPHIL IS LOOKIN SEXY TONITE!!!

[LastShock1988]

haha i've never heard of britain having padded lamposts....and i live in britian.

[rulopez1]

your fucking funny vato

[DraZzAy]

no padded lampposts in Scotland....

[BOXER299]

the 2nd pic of the girl she is hoy if u know here i wnt here aim myspace and numba

[123hihi1]

i'm into that lol

[azpeep098]

OMG I LOVE THAT SONG AT THE END LOL

[Q3Lithium]

no padded posts in britain :)

[reihaank]

No, I live in Sunderland (yes, boo) and I was watching the local news and they said in Newcastle City Centre there has been an increase in injuries sustained whilst people use mobile phones. So they're tryna make it more "mobile-user-people"-friendly-­ish. Haha

[SkaterG62]

theres no padded lamposts in britain mate

[Ineedhelp2811]

the article about it to the right mentions "Brick Lane" as where they have padded the lampposts. So, whats that? Some road?

[aggiegirlgurlklm]

long hair/

i miss it

[TechnooFreak]

you ever think about taking a shower before you do videos?

[theChillestgirl]

hahaha ur girlfriend rocks! ahaha i love italians!!!!!

[ROBBiE3MM]

OMG THAT CHICK AT 2:00 HUBBA HUBBBBA

[NewOwnership]

lol? im from Britan... and they dont have cussions on lamposts

[pasfrontman1212]

Heh Heh! "unless you're a dirty fuckin' hippie who doesn't pay your taxes." i find that awesomely ironic in concordance with your recent vid "DONT PAY YOUR TAXES!" You fuckin' rock phil.

[Sweetmuve]

omg ur hair is funny looool

[walkersafcfan]

lmao Im not a fan of that hair phil but hey mines a fucking mess so just dont listen to it lol

[boneyardfox]

maybe its in a part of town u havnt been?

[boneyardfox]

idiots txting should bang their heads on everything. its stupid for britain tax payers to pay for idiot proof strret lights. what happened to helmets for idiot?

[cooldude5447]

It's a lie they made it up I live there

[Fletcher721]

lmao, darwanism XD

[RichyB44]

we don't have lamp post bumpers

but i fucking need them

[thecrayola7]

i love how you said dirty hippies are the only ones who don't pay taxes, but your newest video says that we shouldn't pay taxes.

lolz

[tsenzei]

Well, I've heard many say that hippies are only hippies because they don't have money. Since none of us will have money, we'll all be hippies. Or at least dirty.

[sexybaby1457]

you're hot =]

[BenderBurgers]

I call him G'Dorf , But when you play zelda do you use a particular name, or do you just name him link?

[fro226]

jenna jameson mastapapapapationnnnnnn!!!! woot lololol love her

[erkdoc5]

I am into that...

[UncleFeisty]

Pornography is the bane of all life. We need to put a complete ban on the distribution and viewing of all pornography, whether it be homosexual or heterosexual coitus. We as a nation need to take back our Judeo-Christian values, which are dwindling away as we speak. Pornography has no respect for women, and is a sexist and misogynistic business. Ban pornography before it morally bankrupts out great nation!