Interview with Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez for Machete

[SleepyDisso]

Jessica acts like she can't even fucking talk.

[Toney129]

WILL SMITH AND JESSICA ALBA SHOULD BE IN A PASSIONATE (AS PASSIONATE AS THE SLEEPING DICTIONARY) LOVE STORY TOGETHER WITH ACTION SOMETHING BETWEEN MACHETE,BAD BOYS 2 THE SLEEPING DICTIONARY AND DARK ANGEL

[Toney129]

WHY IS IT DIRECTORS & WRITERS NEVER GIVE AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN PASSIONATE LOVE SCENES(AS PASSIONATE AS THE SLEEPING DICTIONARY)WITH JESSICA ALBA BUT THEY ALWAYS GIVE THEM TO CAUCASIAN MALES (LIKE IN TO THE BLUE , GOOD LUCK CHUCK THE SLEEPING DICTIOATRY AND THE KILLER INSIDE ME)?

[Nem33]

Because most latinas are not attracted to blacks at all. The next step would be to white guys. I know this from 30 years of being latino. Keep dreaming brotha.

[foreverPASHAN]

@Nem33 How the hell you know? Latinas are attracted to anything they like, step up it's a new world and new generation. Some latinas like Black, Hispanic, White, Asian, Indian, Native American who gives a fuck! If they like something they like something. Also have you ever heard of Afro-Latins? I guess not ! Some latin races are mixed with black, like puerto rican. So learn your history and open your eyes to a new world cause apparently your lost. Plus Jessica Albas husband is half black

[foreverPASHAN]

@Toney129 I mean she was with an african american man in the movie Honey, and also her husband is half african american

[LightningStar21]

i gotta admit that i couldn't listen at all..

[GOPrEvil]

the only thing missing to make this the best video ever is me in the middle, DAM, both are hot,

[MsCryptical]

I would prefer to hand out with Michelle, I find Jessica so pretentious. Jessica is cute looking, but not more in my opinion, she's SO overrated! Michelle has more of an egde to things, and her humor is incredibly appealing! Don''t you agreee?

[ExposingJews2012]

@MsCryptical i agree jessica is over rated im sure she doctors comments on YT men cant like alba shes so frekin ugly

[gokharol]

Hanf out together! That will be nice :P

[OldCarsAreBest]

Michelle is fucking smart.

[Natz6]

just remembered that michelle is bi so probs wanted to fuck jessica aswell ;)

[Natz6]

holy shit! this video is sooo hot! two fucking amaing women! :D

[900blueberry]

BALL'S TO THE WALL!

Yeah! I love these two powerful chicas.

[interoma4evr]

i find michelle a much sexier woman than jessica

[uani69]

Thats a sandwich id like to be the filling of

[EmmaMelyna]

To me, Jessica Alba (in this interview) looks like this preppy, bubbly, your-typical-cute-girl, and Michelle looks like this badass girl, who would probably kick your ass blind folded.

[camilkyway32]

Paul Walker (Jessica Alba) and Vin Diesel (Michelle Rodriguez)! ;)

[amanda15381]

@camilkyway32 omgg!!! someone who thinks like mee!!! haha, well i wa just kidding.. but seriousl though, it wud be cool!!! xD

[camilkyway32]

@amanda15381 Haha,high five for that!:)))

[amanda15381]

@camilkyway32 *virtual high-five* HELL YEAHH

[thisnamealsotaken]

good god

[UpwardsFallings]

0:22

Michelle's native accent slipped.

[CelloPlaya08]

@UpwardsFallings what?

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@DopeDethrone other way around 

[xBloodXGusherx]

Jessica seems like a stuck up annoying bitch and Michelle scares me...like she is the type who seems like she would kill you if you piss her off.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@xBloodXGusherx lol

[xBloodXGusherx]

@FIGHTFANNERD3 hey im just saying...But if there ever was a choice i was forced to make between them it would have to be Michelle

[CelloPlaya08]

@xBloodXGusherx nah she's a teddy bear lol. Just don't mess with her family. The she might chop somethin off =P

[Killerdoctor27]

The whole time I was prying "Please God just have them make out!" It would put this video over 1,000,000 views in like a day.... A man can dream:)lol

[NobodyFucksWithJesus]

I'd wrap both these bitches round my cock.

[aschna11]

jessica is beautiful

[SORA3000]

i love these 2 together!

so much fun!!!!

[elpatitofredo]

Wuaoooo!!! Michelle de verdad te ves hermosa con ese cabello negro adornando ese rostro tan bello, lo siento Jessica, tu tambien eres muy linda, pero la única rubia que me gusta se llama Britney Spears...

[tipuair]

Was Michelle in one of The fast and The furious movies?

[Raksasa187]

2 of the hottest actresses in Hollywood...

[admiralmarshal]

they look even hotter than they already do in the f*cking movie man.

[NorteXIV813]

i dont get it... why arent they in the kitchen, i just dont understand :/

[roseheroine]

@NorteXIV813 LOL.. Ass.

[NorteXIV813]

@roseheroine hahahahaha someones gotta do it.

[stinkpodhead15]

their both beautiful. but michelle is like a sexy badass and jessica is like a beautiful tough chick.

[Peterplayingguitar]

jizzed in my pants

[binosho]

they both gorgeous

[thenfm]

keeping feminist cunts in check: MANHOOD101. COM

[ImaginedWriter]

I don't know which one to pick, can I have them both instead? I'll even sell my soul for them both.

[Johny40Se7en]

OH MY, I don't get nervous by much but if I was in a room interviewing these two beautiful ladies at the same... I'd be overwhelmed =P

I hope to see this very soon.

[ENDORPHINSAM]

"Fence"

The most racest word when combined with multiple other words

I can see Michelle in disgust after Jessica starts talking...

[xeltatmani]

+1 to the right

[embozgonzalez]

michelle is so hottt too bad she is a lesbiian..i still make love her along side jessica alba

[Killerdoctor27]

@embozgonzalez Is she really a lesbo??

[Ir3pulsive]

Jessica Alba = my wife.

[1JStyLeZ1]

there both gorgeous girls

[TonyG8992]

In Machete Kills film it in Arizona. Get Clint Eastwood as a racist sheriff with sirens on his gran torino and his weapon of choice a 44. Magnum. That be funny as hell.

[killertone83]

they are both hot as fuck i would fuk the both of em at the same time

[UptownRecordz]

@killertone83 too bad they wouldn't fuck you ....

[JessicaAlba18]

Jessica Alba makes the other girl look like shit she makes any girl look like shit Alba is the most perfect woman in the world!

[333handsomesons]

@JessicaAlba18 That's not true!!! they are both beautiful and actually Michelle is more articulated, but they are both smart.

[ExposingJews2012]

@JessicaAlba18 LOL Jessica alba looks like a fart blew in her face

[oaklandAs100pct]

Two hot babes. I like it!!!!

[loveelle94]

woahhhhh way bendy thumb!

[thewatermelonfan]

they both beautiful!!! top notch.

[viktorpetr]

Oooooooooooouuuuuu fcuk......I knew that "Luz" can't be dead! :))))

[MetalDark009]

i would bang them so hard

[wazupninja]

3:39 + look at jessica's (right) thumb lol

[technicoloredzebra]

@wazupninj

[DEITYNEMESISAMAZON]

Beautiful WOMAN ... man I wish i was str8 lol 

[tokman20]

michelle was way more bad ass :D SHE!!!!!

[bekindwithwords]

@killertone83 - no woman in her proper mind would have anything to do with you and your filthy mouth/thoughts. Go get some serious help and please, don't ever have children. Thank you.

[killertone83]

would have a threesome with the both of em..getting coked out drinking champagne

[Mutahnt]

I prefer Michelle Rodriguez, she's smart and she speaks spanish

[neonclrs]

@FortuneHunter20 and men should take more english classes because you can't even spell words as simple as WOMEN and SANDWICHES correctly. Next time keep your mouth shut. You just embarrass yourself and your fellow "men" :)

[4139BOLITA]

My two wives

[xdman09x]

BEND them BOTH OVER!! BAM! BAM! BAM!

[MrSeanodwyer140]

 What A GASH.

[halobebe]

i really wqant these two 2 make another movie 2gether

[triggerfingas]

Ahhh two of my favorite ladies in the same movie. Omg they are both gorgeous. I gotta see that movie

[hanhaiz]

i love Jessica Alba,her acting, her voice, her laugh <3 i wanna watch every single movie of her. Shes just so perfect!!!

[TELEMUN52]

DAM THERE BOTH FUCKING GOOD ILL SLEEP WITH BOTH OF THESE LATINAS WHO ARE THE BEST LOOKING WOMAN

[oyindw]

Machete was a crap movie,with some wery good actors in it.

[irhjma30000]

Jessica Alba has changed with age....she doesn't look the same anymore

[catalananthony]

dam they are both fuking hot...machete is fuking luky!!!

[martingunawan7]

@catalananthony u are damn right !

[chrzeszczyboczek]

@catalananthony i a girl and i can tell you (you all actually): THEY are 'fuking luky' to deal with him ;] (but you're right, they're hot)

[Jgchunkylover]

@crouchingpoo let's just hope that happens in machete kills

[shalozitchhadlab]

they would be hotter if they had eye patches on.

[MrsDuhamel]

@shalozitchhadlab lmao

[MetalDark009]

@shalozitchhadlab ahahahahah

[SpiderJon07]

love these 2

but Michelle on man, shes the one woman you'd have your ass kicked to be with :)

[19Wylds95]

@SpiderJon07 i'd say that about jessica but yeah they're both soooooooo hot

[CrouchingPoo]

god what i wouldnt give to see those two engage in some HOT lezbo action with eachother