The only time jews ever consider themselves to be a failure is when they fail to steal all the money. Charlie Munger said it best for all-time about jews such as Bernard Madoff, Sam Israel, Reed Slatkin, Lou Pearlman, Alan Greenspan, Bernanke, Hank Paulson, Marcus Schrenker and Steven Hoffenberg.
"When they are speaking, they are lying. When they are silent, they are stealing."
Damn, good try. Next time take 200 pounds of pork meat, 25 gallons of blood, lots of jet fuel in containers on the cockpit and make sure you run to Mexico with the quickness with those millions. Real real real good try, but needed more planning.
He'll probably get an offer to publish a book in honor of his weasel of a life now. Thats what happened to the lady that faked her own death cuz she didn't want to get married.
You're joking right? Did you even watch the story?
Successfully faking you death would give a free pass to commit any crime you wanted. The authorities can't prosecute a dead person. You could also run up crazy debt without having to pay it back. That's why faking your death is illegal.
the crime is only for stealing money, not for faking death.....actually faking your death is not illegal....lol@you for thinking that....so silyy...lol.....lol@you.....lol
Can't hide anywhere, can you?
liliodine 2 months ago
His wife - the CFO of his company says she knew nothing and now claims poor poor pitiful me I'm going to lose my house I don't know what to do!.
I have a novel idea - innocent or guilty - get a job and rent an apartment
Pretty ingenius huh?
ianitka 2 years ago 2
ok,wow,waste of my time
jillbill700 3 years ago
business man, exactly just like most, They are greedy ,cheats, liars, and arrogant self centered jerks.
hardhittndoug 3 years ago
he was about to get toally away thanks to alabama law enforcement.
alabama is so ass (donkey) backwards
goodgooglegoo 3 years ago
Epic Fail!
Gutsyndicate 3 years ago 4
He's a mini Madoff!
P3rf3ctStorm 3 years ago 3
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The only time jews ever consider themselves to be a failure is when they fail to steal all the money. Charlie Munger said it best for all-time about jews such as Bernard Madoff, Sam Israel, Reed Slatkin, Lou Pearlman, Alan Greenspan, Bernanke, Hank Paulson, Marcus Schrenker and Steven Hoffenberg.
"When they are speaking, they are lying. When they are silent, they are stealing."
NewFromDisney 3 years ago
that is what I thougt, another Madoff, another Abramoff!
Gutsyndicate 3 years ago
is he in jail like every minority? or martha stewart treatment
cheke64 3 years ago
I bet they give him a slap on the wrist and make him stay on home detention for a few months like they always do
xlioilx 3 years ago
kudos to him..prestigeous con artistry
ThePrimary 3 years ago
No one likes a faker!
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
Damn, good try. Next time take 200 pounds of pork meat, 25 gallons of blood, lots of jet fuel in containers on the cockpit and make sure you run to Mexico with the quickness with those millions. Real real real good try, but needed more planning.
12GaugeLosAngeles 3 years ago
that bitch!
Grimdopple 3 years ago
This dude is my hero.
biggerflexible 3 years ago
Hey bud, I know DB Cooper, and you're no DB Cooper.
Sincerely,
DB Cooper
DrMalPracktiss 3 years ago
lol
ThePrimary 3 years ago
it was lindberg who killed me. that's why my family kidnapped their kid.
yours truly,
a. earhardt
upabittoolate 3 years ago
christopherspeedy if you fake your death the government cant tax you and you will could potentially steal someones identity.
darisc1015 3 years ago
lol wow y didnt he jus shoot himself?
c3t1f13dgoon 3 years ago
why is faking your own death illegal,thats why i always vote for the liberterians, because we are in america if we want to fake our death we can
christopherspeedy 3 years ago
He'll probably get an offer to publish a book in honor of his weasel of a life now. Thats what happened to the lady that faked her own death cuz she didn't want to get married.
skettcharmstrong 3 years ago
You're joking right? Did you even watch the story?
Successfully faking you death would give a free pass to commit any crime you wanted. The authorities can't prosecute a dead person. You could also run up crazy debt without having to pay it back. That's why faking your death is illegal.
dalton4life1 3 years ago
the crime is only for stealing money, not for faking death.....actually faking your death is not illegal....lol@you for thinking that....so silyy...lol.....lol@you.....lol
christopherspeedy 3 years ago
huh
ThePrimary 3 years ago
you can do anything but collect your own life insurance.
therealcaptobvious 3 years ago
fagget
what356 3 years ago
DB Coopers son
696styx 3 years ago
Crazy!
loveforeignaccents 3 years ago
Bernie Madoff's clone! There seems to be a lot of this financial disease going on in this country. From the bottom, all the way up to Capital Hill.
Gina2NYC 3 years ago