Lost Screen Tests: Samuel L. Jackson

[mrshamlet9091]

is this real?

[metaljake87]

People...listen watch this video HIGH!!!

[braxinIV]

Their editing is so awesome hahah!

[GamesReloaded]

BITCH !? Im in the mofucking water!?

[Supermonkey22]

Killer...who's doing the Samuel Jackson impression? It's perfect.

[Law1esS]

Surf the web as Samuel L. Jackson - this sh*t is hilarious!:

samuelljacksonizer (dot) com

[chargerball05]

bitch i would like u to tastefully display ur titties for my picture...... and hurry this mother fuckin boat is drowning!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha sooooo funny

[SamuelLordJackson]

you cold? Bitch, I´m in the mudafuckin water, So why don´t you help me by making me some room on that motherfucking door!!

[TheBillyJimish]

:O



[Sosodeflol]

Only thing he ever did worth mentioning was Pulp Fiction and supporting cast in Jurassic Park.

[MrLangbestur]

@Sosodeflol stfu noob

[FilmMaster1001]

goddam motha fucka cant even get a half a motha fuckin door!!!

[NICKREAPER316]

great effects man.

[Esteladoparabaixo]

does he looks like a bicht?! uhsuhasuashuhsa

[pavelow235]

@Esteladoparabaixo Then why you fuck like a bitch?

[Jay001234567]

You cold? Bitch! I'm in the muthafuckin' water!

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

good cgi

[TubuMacu]

Lol! Like these english games with

german subtitles.

What Lost Screen? Titanic? English?

[Actortube1]

this is crazy. actortube

[DarkFuryPunisher]

HAHAHA

[280az]

then why mah drowning bitch i should be warning those mothafuckers to turn the boat away from that mothafukcking killa iceberg !!!

[Lastknownuser]

this shows how good of an editor the editor is. Because most people don't realise that both faces are fake...

[therealjakegreen]

@Lastknownuser really? the head is so disproportionate to the shoulders. and the neck is like ten shades lighter than the face. not a horrible job but it jumped out as obviously fake

[cammymcghee]

haha he is legend mother fuker

[Complexxx123]

that face for samuel is edited in right?

[leadfarmer13]

hurry bitch this motherfuckin boat is drowning lmfao

[Essseke]

yes she looks pregnant

and beautiful haha XD

i think it was in 2003 or 2004 and that was the time that joe was born

but kate is the best en beautifulst actress on the world

[13131313Paulo]

Cool. As I understood you even can make prono-movies with famous people. :)))

[Essseke]

this is soooo great and fun.

Kate is the best and beautyfulst, but she looks pregnant.

it is sooooow fun this vid

[lithjimmy]

" a mother fucker cant even get half a floatin' door"

[helmer95]

Hahahahahahahaha :) :) :)

[Drewsealnet]

I simply LOVE the smiling face that Samuel shows in this clip...Seems like happy to destroy every lines! :D

[SuperSincro123]

hheeeeeeeehe shit video

[seriouscc]

DOPE!!!!

[And502]

its my beer xD

[Warlordkoenig]

ahahahaha funny as hell!

[MadMike3112]

ROFL!

[bruce21]

this motherfuckin boat is drowning!!!!!!

[TBAG1000LTDedition]

Very nice

[80sWereBest]

One of the funniest things I have seen for a long time. Very clever imagery etc.

[invalidts2]

dis is not fake

idiot

[wannabeastarrover]

lol are you in training for comedy?

or are you really that dumb?

plus you 3 months late replying

[blindfatkid23]

you r troll

[smaketh]

lulz

[JVGS316]

lol i want more samuel l jackson shit

[A86]

This would have made Titanic SOOOOO much better.

[ganymedeIV4]

hahahha can't even get half a floating door?!!?

[Frazraf]

"isn't that what I said?" :D

[bowwesker415]

god bless Samuel L (Muthafuckin) Jackson

[Aur0rah]

its very well done quality but still it seems artificial its better then those big head edited stuff but the got more realism to it i mean they are easier to follow.

[realityexplorations]

this is edited , lol

like you couldent tell???

wtf!

[MarikoFTW]

I can't work with this man.

[jw13303]

Is Samual L. Jackson EVER ran for President ID vote for him!!

[tjlim1202]

"and hurry bitch!! because this mutha fuckin boat is drowning!!"

LMAO

[davehorne]

great!

[winthechampion]

1.-copy and paste

2.-paste it in 2 different videos

3.. hold breath for 10 secs

4.- look at your hand

[Greeksheep]

I love this. It is so funny!

[mikailovesyamajima]

copy and paste

2. send this to 2 other videos.

3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

4. press refresh twice

3. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

[greytale]

hahahhahah... that is PRETTY amazing what they did to slap Jackon's face on there! DAAAYYYUMM!

[darrenck]

superb, xx

[xXxDETESTxXx]

lol

[porgpie]

too funny

[gmodman123]

MUTAF%$#@*R

[dSbQ8]

Lo0o0o0oL ,, iCaNt breath HELP i CANT BREATH !!!!! Lo00o0o0o0o0L

[1415gateway]

lol iam crying

[cisnado3]

lol

[Ivancloud21]

ROFL

[DoDoubleGc]

Girl: I'm so cold

Sam: You're cold? Bitch, Im in the muthafuckin water. So why don't YOU help ME by makin some muthafuckin room on the muthafuckin floatin door!?!

Director:Uhhh Sam, Sam, only Rose can fit on the door.

Sam: Got damn, a muthafucka can't even get half of a mutha fuckin floatin door!?!

[theartsofebony]

Listen Bitch! I would like u to tastely display your tits for my picutre... AND HURRY BITCH CUZ THIS MUTHAFUKIN BOAT IS DROWNIN!!

[FenderMies]

Samuel L. "Mother fucker" Jackson!!!

The BEST black actor ever!

[cytorakdemon]

RUN BITCH RUN, THIS MATHA F*CKIN' BOAT IS DROWNIN!!!!

uh no, the line is "hurry, Rose, the water's rising!"

..... isn't that what i said?

[E1985Man]

Lol this is too funny

[maryjohnes]

hhahahahahah this is just god damn funny!

[chargers4tw]

damn man this clip cracks me up

[1tattie3]

LLLLOOOOOOLLLLL

[definingjade]

lmao off...."u cold? i'm the one in the water bitch!!" way too funny.

[resington]

haha that's fuckin ace.

[Davydoodeman]

Hey my channel is alright and it would be cool to check it out

[Diablospt7]

genius man, super funny, RUN BITCH, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. EHEHEH

[LilUtubeGirl]

LOL NICE ONE!

[bilalhussain190]

your gay

[frnnk]

how do they splice face frames onto moving video tracks!!!!!!!!!

[kaidose]

dumbass cant even spell right. lol

pathetic

[lovespock]

ROFL!

[himikalka]

what program did you use for this ?

[yugebutuoy]

hahaha, awesome :)

[kareemthebest101]

hahahahaha i really like this one

[bilalhussain190]

shut up stupid

[ANC7721]

Sheh, do you speak Eevrit?

[ElectricRain24]

This mother fucking boat is DROWNDIN'

[codetrooper]

HAHAHAHAHA LUV THIS SHIT BITCH!!

[cgSprite]

Classic!

[CRoadwarrior]

This is so stupid funny!

[mellisa1230]

are u... south african?

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

Go blow yourself up for those afterlife virgins already, you gullible motherfucker.

[Sheh19855]

aren't you tired of spamming? Whats wrong with you!

[Jeniuz13]

This is the Best!

[BoStErO1905]

wtf how the?? sweet!

[dezmika]

ahah this made me cry XD

[Nealchafs]

I swear YouTube is this generations' breeding ground for the completely f'n ignorant and absolutey un-intelligent.

They should either disable the comments section or mandate these people never procreate.

[britmanuk]

The new AMERICAN Anthem - GOD HELP AMERICA ;-)

[jonjets56]

good funny video........all the rest of the comments are bigoted garbage...peace,y'all.

[zerobar29]

Somewhere along the line, people seem to forget it was the slave trade... trade as in exchange as in black people traded other black people to us and many many other countries but i guess being a white american now is such a horrible thing to be. Even though in this day and age we had nothing to do it. It's like being proud to be white is a a bad thing while being a proud black is courageous and makes a statement. I guess i should just hate what i am.

[britmanuk]

best words todate....Black traded Black, and you are all so hung up on that past you cannot et it go..If you did maybe black and white people would get on much better...Slavery ahs exsited for thousands of years in all coountries....don't think you're that special...its was a way of life nothing to do with prejudice.

[rockysmansix]

why dont all you douchebags quit living in the past?

[britmanuk]

And....if all you BLACKS were not put on a boat by (us) the Brits) you would still be in that stinking murdering flea pit called Africa;-) think yourself lucky that the Brits set you free;-)) USA is becomming more like Africa by the day..GOD HELP US ALL---Yo Ho Ho

[ShadowWarriorkk]

Stinking? Murdering flea pit called Africa?

Are you retarded? Africa is was one of the most beautiful, and richest countries on earth. If Africa is so stinking, why are their a lot of Caucasians living there, and basically taking control of everything? Hm?

Take your retarded ass back to your trailer, and get the fuck off the computer. Whomever taught you how to use the Internet, fucked up bad.

Oh that's right, you're British! ey mate, I just insulted ya mum.

[britmanuk]

It must be fucking horrible to be a Kooon;-)

[trufbetold]

No, actually it's fantastic. Go President Barack Hussein Obama! It must be horrible to be inbred.

[britmanuk]

The only inbred peopel are you Blacks...Breeding with your family in Africa for past 10,000 years;-) and now doing it again in USA and around the world;-) Brother...sister...Hahahah thats where it comes from;-)

[lucazade12345]

Brit man uk you are an embarresment . I have very good nice black friends in uk, in fact i dont know any bad blacks . I know far worse of my own colour..white. About time we left ignorance in the past u thick prick

[WillVill28]

smart person

[britmanuk]

One little win as president does not give you all that much strength....your little black man in power will now be maipulated by the real power brokers.....being prsiident means nothing...they are just mouth pieces for real power people and they are white! ;-)) Don't you realise that being president is about being controlled by the men in grey suites?? hahaaaaa...but have you're little party it wont last long...ad its been a long time coming...

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

I can't beleive you're English. Are you living in a council flat on benefits?!

[britmanuk]

with a name like you have you must be....fool:-)

[myuzeefreak]

Uh, AFRICA is not a country. It's a CONTINENT!

I'm kinda tired of correcting ppl abt this all the fucking time.

Are there no Geography classes anymore? Damn...

And I'm sorry to disillusion you, but we're not rich....We could have been if the white colonialists had been kind enough to keep their hands on their bibles and off our lands...

[ShadowWarriorkk]

Thank you for correcting that mistake, It happens sometimes.

At anyrate, I said WAS rich. And yes it was, Africa, was practically spitting diamonds out of the god damn ground. And Europeans took control of it. Stripping south Africa of its riches.

Diamonds are forever, right?

[myuzeefreak]

Lol sorry! you wrote "Africa is was one of the richest blah blah" and i just read the "is" and didn't see the "was"

anywayz, i'm glad to know that there are a few ppl out there who aren't trying to deny slavery and white exploitation of africa. some ppl have been leaving comments saying black ppl sold their own ppl so it's their fault and that the blacks they sold are better off where they are now and we shud all be thankful...

all i can say is never argue with a fool or u turn into one too.

[XxtobimaniacxX]

I saw your comment arguing with brit.HELL TO THE YA! SOME OF THESE FCKERS ARE IDIOTS! JESUS AFRICA IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES! JESUS THAT IDIOT. Well good to know that SOMEONE is still sane -.-"

[lozer244]

LOL!!! FUNNY!!!!!

[JediGoddessChristy]

Funny funny

[PleaseCallMeV]

Shut up

[JakeTG14]

Fuck you "PleaseCallMeV" fucking Obama flipped both McCain and Hillary off in two interviews, he's a racist dick.

[drat250]

if i saw john mccain i'd flip him off too! go back to playing World of warcraft ya douche.

[ShadowWarriorkk]

JakeTG14,

You are indeed the, dumbest fuck in the history of Dumb Fuckitry I've seen make a youtube comment. Obama is a racist for flipping someone off? Are you kidding me!? Even if he did flip someone off, you think that's Racism?

Go look at your own history for Racism bitch, because you won't find any in Baracks.

Funny how 60 years ago most of your people in the U.S were racist, and then you complain about someone else. Go fuck yourself. Not only are you a dick, you're a dumb one.

[PleaseCallMeV]

I dont have to respond to you, it looks like my supporters are doing a fancy job at that

[JakeTG14]

PleaseCallMeV response: Or you don't have the balls or overies to respond. Even if Obama "isn't a racist"... he's still a dumbfuck, liberal, cheating, lying, backstabbin', democratic, SCUM that if elected, WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY TO SHIT! Can you IDIOTS NOT SEE THAT!? FUCK! Really think about his "spreading the wealth plan" Really use that pea-size fucking brain of yours. McCain is a good guy, and a hard working man. What is Barrack Obama? A lying, cheating, TERRORIST, so go fuck yourself man.

[myuzeefreak]

All McCain is is an old fucking murderer who will dies sooner rather than later...so be happy that you won't be having sarah palin for president after all..

I don't care that McCain "suffered" during the Vietnam war. He went to Vietnam with the intention of killing Vietnamese people and they did him the courtesy of imprisoning him instead of killing him to.

He also wants to keep killing people in Iraq. What kind of president would he make? One that American would regret.

[ShadowWarriorkk]

Are you retarded? Or just close to being retarded? How can Obama be racist against Caucasians when 1. he's half Caucasian himself, and 2. the people who've raised him are white. The man is not racist.

Please use you god damn brain before you post a comment.

And just to point this out, Accept for Clinton I suppose, most of the presidents we've had were racist, including Abe Lincoln.

So even if he was racist, why didn't you make a big deal about the 42 in the past?

Eat shit, you racist loser.

[JakeTG14]

ShadowWarriorkk: First of all, Abe Lincoln set black people free.... ok.... and second of all that was was an unfinished thought, I wasn't saying he's a racist because he flipped them off, what i meant to said was "Obama is a racist dick" AND "He flipped both McCain and Hillary, by pretending to scratch his face, look it up fuck tard.

[ShadowWarriorkk]

Abe Lincoln did NOT, I repeat NOT set black people free, he drafted them into the army. Where in the Declaration of Independence does it say black people are free? Nowhere. He didn't even sign his name on it. Don't argue about this, I KNOW you didn't actually read it.

Kiss my ass buddy bear, you know nothing about history. =3

Flipping someone off is pointless if they don't notice. So Maybe he was...Actually scratching his damn face with his middle finger...? Stop being a retard, fuck tard.

[Arecibo]

Your interpretation of history is such a mess, it's hard to know what you even mean to say. Why would Lincoln have signed the Declaration of Independence? It was drafted over thirty years before he was born. What the fuck?

And the Emancipation Proclamation had nothing to do with drafting anyone. Tens of thousands of slaves were freed as a tactic to destabilize the south during the war, though they were freed. Do you know anything about anything?

[ShadowWarriorkk]

Excuse me, I meant the Emancipation Proclamation. Careless mistake.

And not an actual draft, but more of a way to get the blacks up in arms to 'Fight for freedom' this was how they defeated the south.

If you've read it, it freed only slaves in the free states so to speak. So now you have these free blacks who can be used. They then had the generals and so forth read the Emancipation Proclamation to them, basically saying, ether fight for your freedom, or risk becoming slaves again.

[ShadowWarriorkk]

Not much of a choice, is it? So in a sense, it a draft. Now, what ACTUALLY freed slaves was the 13th Amendment.

So to say Lincoln freed the slaves is a lie, or rather, twisting the truth.

He did free SOME slaves, but he had no intention of ending slavery.

The south were using slaves as help in the military. Lincoln needed more men, and he need to do away with some of the souths main source of productivity.

maybe the word draft wasn't a good choice of words, but it seemed to fit at the time.

[britmanuk]

Yo....if Obama and you (shadowWarriorkk) get together you will manage to begin a New Africa;-) hahahaaa:-) I wont respond to your uncivilised retarred message;_)

[ShadowWarriorkk]

I'm not black, you retarded, knuckle dragging, racist offspring of a inbred, whoring piece of trailer trash. Go eat your tea and crumpets you fucking jolly gooder.

I won't repond to the next "Uncivilised retarred" message.

[biomassskater]

this mother fukin boat is drowndin

[biomassskater]

this is the best mother fubking vid

[Hun9104]

wow, TITANIC sucks ass, but this is so good, "this motherf*@^ing boat is drownin'!"

[supermushy]

dude how does titanic suck ass it won loads of awards it is one of the greatest movies made of real happenings

[daneboe]

Oh my god...this is so funny. How do they do this?!

[bearscontrolyou]

so amazing

[jumagrue]

lol this shit is so funny, THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOAT IS DROWNIN! LOL funny shit

[beliha]

lol if he really was jack, no one would had drowned on that motherfuckin' boat.

Great compositing by the way, very cool

[mimimishishishi]

kate: i'm cold

samuel: you're cold? i'm in the fucking water! make some room in that mother fuckin door!

LMAO!!!

oh my god this is genius. and kate is so so lovely!

[RanDumbAct]

LMAO Awesome!

[cecilywiggins]

This isn't real....lol

[Skinwand]

hahaha...yess....yesssss

[MrcVirus]

hahahahaha fucking amazing

[DarkGuyver718]

Wow this was great... Sam must not have gotten the role cuz he's blacc... *sigh* Titanic wouldve been so much better with lines like, "Listen bitch, I would like u to tastefully display your titties for my picture!" Lmfao.. and saw the way she covered herself up after he said that shit? Classic

[piecemaker3180]

one of the funniest i have seen in a while. Please make more!!

I love the smile Samuel has on the whole time. HAHAHAH

[quaxswed]

u cold? And the smile :-D

[gent2910]

awesome need more of these

[piecemaker3180]

hahaha nice shit

[pwnageprata]

and hurry bitch! this muthafuckin boat is drowning!

[emo777monster]

"Listen bitch, I'd love for you to tastefully display your tits for me!"

this is hilarious!

[GhostXoP]

im tired of these muther fuckin ice burgs on this mother fuckin ocean!

[sepulfrodo]

the muthafu$@%g boat is drownin!!!!!

[Krug46]

HAHAHAHA great. "this motherf*ckin' boat is drowning." fantastic.

[calculatedstepz]

ROFL

[sethhendrix]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. This mofackin' boat is DROWNIN'!