dane cook ufo and car alarm

[thesouper98]

@Raspberry1616 He was lol XD

[thesouper98]

Cheer for him or else >:(

[blueredgreenyellow1]

Seat belts radio nobs hello let's go for a ride oil is my blood

[hannakittybanana]

that was a apretty good dryer impression. better than i can do XD

[hannakittybanana]

i saw a ufo once. it freaked me out. i love giants!

[18richardson]

whoa! neurobiology nerd!

[Dude970715]

15 people didnt learn how to make giant corn

[JasonMeditation]

15 people got abducted by giant indians

[MrSmartin15]

3ws[dot]givemepoints[dot]/?i=3­13214

[260009401]

this is hilarious the monkeys face is priceless

[260009401]

this is hilarious

[codemonkey177troop]

LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­OLOLOLOLO



[chacegold]

GIANT COARN

[MarleneDavid14]

2:55 Do you know: If they could show us, it would be the same size as the corn we have today? Because they had maize corn, much smaller then what our farms grow.

[andremus3]

SEATBELT!!! lmao

[sasluver505]

lol tht song is funny AS HEll heeeeeeeellllllllllllloooooooo­o iiiiiiimmmmmmm aaaa car lol funny shit

[Raspberry1616]

Was Jesus holding a dr pepper in his hand???

[Buddaliciousness]

i absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEEE his sound effects he does w/ his jokes.!!!!

[iwastrim]

lol did any1 else notice that in that jesus photograph jesus had a cigarete in his hand

[sasukeuchiha910]

@iwastrim i dnt think it is

[oMoonOchildo]

@sasukeuchiha910 OMG! it is.. lol thats horrible!!

[Oblivion4pcand360]

@sasukeuchiha910 a cig and a beer

[Karitwilightmist]

@iwastrim cigarette AND a beer XD

[MrQualia]

@iwastrim yes. photograph. a true wun. taken by jesus's personal photographer who didnt actually know how photography works because jesus is a silly fag.

[TheMario185]

god halp

[159sk8er]

Hello! Im a car! Gasoline makes me run!

Back seat,Trunk space LOL

[baycrum267]

Justice Files? Is that even a show?

[DarkRomance99]

GOD HELP MEEEEEEEEEE !

so fucking great ! XD

[Pasikul]

Colordo is not a prostitute, you asshole!!

[Jessyg09]

you wouldnt want us to get drunk again would u? lol

[NINETAILEDNARUTO92]

as long as the aliens dunt shove anything up my ass im gud and um yea aliens dunt suck my brain out ._.'

[jordanrules666]

sorry we were a little drunk and rambucious and we didnt know the bomb would do that we thought it could be a contained blast and we didnt know it would blow everything to smitherins. you were being kindof a bitch

[petesneak]

@jordanrules666 - yeah and it was funnier when i just heard it in the video

[jordanrules666]

STFU! noone cares about you -.-

go die in a hole like your mother

[Crazytrainrocker]

cocky is mah states mascot

[tinkerbellssis21]

Fuck those are giant Indians! lol

[nathanrox5201]

O.o Funneh X)

[cinnawaffls]

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

[sistergirl778]

when I hear a car alarm I sing the song I just can't help it its too funny :D

[tweetiebirdRULES5]

We thought it was a contained blast

[dancingirl2295]

i love the parts here he sang the the car song lmao

[benny69benny]

Sorry we got drunk.

[PIEMAN252]

i was asleep on mah bunk bed(dont ask) and a car alarm went off and i fell off, then i was like: meeeeedic, meeeeeedic... i need help right now...help me, help me. then 5 minutes later i was like, aww fuck this! SHUT YOUR DAMN CAR UP!

[smartiipantze]

radio knobs :)

[blinkTVstudios]

i want to punch a baby

[vibid3]

i didn't cheer

[macarion]

Central America is not middle America.

[vadim963]

can you teach us how to make giant corn?

[evanbzb24]

the ufo part was th best

[BardAlgol]

Oh shit, they're 100 foot Indians! lol

[GuestUser127001]

I heard the car alarm and I busted out laughing.

[hollzydollzy]

I could blow a justicy load!!!! LOL

[hermitcrabuser]

wicked funny just got into danecook is he on tv if he is wat channel

[solarhellblast14]

he usually has shows like stand-ups and stuff juss google around for his next or recent ones

[pederasii]

haahahhaha 46 min and whats with the cat fatish

[sasukeuchiha910]

ok its not spelt fatish its fetish and i have 2 cats so thats y

[pederasii]

yes sorry i typed it wrong its fetish and the cats are adorable i was just joking buddy :) nice vid

[NINETAILEDNARUTO92]

hail gaint indiens xD

[samadatha89]

throw a rope ladder down i'll climb up XD me too :D

[aubo2015]

Hello Aliens i just thought i might come in and poke around for a minute.....NO DON'T PUT THAT IN MY BUT!!!

[CroobieLetter]

I CHEERED FOR HIM OKAY!

please dont slap me!

[naturedaemon]

lol at 5:11 "YEAH"

[sasukeuchiha910]

5:08 is the best time to hear the yeah 5;11 is the yeah

[PeaceChica914]

oi is my blood!!!

[RANMASAOTOMERS]

im a car wooooooo ant neee nu lol hes my fave comedian XD

[Wolf6068]

HAHAHAHHAHA

Makes u want to punch a babby

*PUNCHES A BABBY* xD

[Cargt3D3mon]

We're gonna be watching like FUCK THOSE ARE HUGE INDIANS haha lol!

[rustedromeo]

can you say comment nazi?

[Pinkk3x3]

Hahah! Absolutely love this guyy!

So funny!!!!!!!

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[mermaidprincessseira]

haha wow

[SpeedzPhoenix]

HEY HEY KNOCK IT OFF!

[NorvegicusRattus]

well because us canadians dont want to be associated as being in the same continent as you so we just say your a country

[zerokiryu1741]

fuck your damn leaf and country prick

[WorldTravelTV]

Its considered to be the name of a nation as well. Hence the name given to people of that country as Americans. Its something that is due to colonizers calling all of the new world the Americas. The founding fathers placed of America in case there were united states in europe or asia i suppose. Immigrants then came to the US and didn't want to call it the USA (too long) so America worked. Unless someone can change centuries of culture and find a new name for "Americans" i would get use to it.

[pimpincanadiandemon]

america is not the greatest country in the world . there other counties out there that is better then america. amercia is not the only great country

[Dadutta]

"sorry japan"

[BBCSkateTeam]

that dane cook is a silly bitch

[martenandrew]

ITS THE SOUND

[mcflygirl927]

i just go hang out in the woods

[RSkingpwner]

Dude 4:17 babies shirt buttons up like that lol.its not backwards.

[sEeYoUlAtEr5478]

the little baby at 4:17 has his shirt on backwards. haha. in the green. anybody else notice that?

[superspiker211245]

ya i got that

[BennyTheBuster]

no it's not for some reason they put the buttons on the back for infants...makes noe sense to me but yeah...

[Cobarmthk]

there is a sound that makes you wanna punch a baby lololol you delete this comment you asshole and by the way naruto is a horrible fucked up show!!!

[antzzz111]

I dident lol, are u going to delete me from youtube

[JakeyIsMINE]

Back seat!!!!!!!!!!1

Radio Knobs!!!!!!!!

[Jpage93]

Hahaha the person who posted this vid is a CHINK! Haha go ahead and block me there are like, 377657657 vids of this!

[Cara2hip14]

Dane: Oh yeah? I was ABDUCTED! I was zipping round' the Galaxy

GONNA DELETE MY COMMENT NOW LOSER!? I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT!!! GO DIE! DON'T GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE WHAT tO SAY or NOT! K?

[cooler3x]

go kill urself plz

[sasukeuchiha910]

ok uhhh comments like tht are rude and unwelcome idc if you like dane or not my videos have a 2 strike policy this is your first...the next you will be blocked or reported

[cooler3x]

o sry sasuke i ment to gsch dane cook rules thx 4 makin the movie

[TheBaconator7]

no u

[walteyb]

this guy (the poster) is a bitch. did you see that they said if someone makes a comment quoting Dane Cook, they would be deleted. what a lame person.

[cortes1988]

hahaha punch a baby

[TheThiefLord77]

okay how many people actually cheered for him at the end? Dane cook is awesome but the or else really wanna make you cheer at the end?

[NickAllenStudios]

Because you want to show your appreciation. I do open mic's in my area, and always love when people cheer. :)

[FalloutFreek]

OMG for this yeah!!!!

[Free4801]

he broke america down sooo well and made it funny....dane is the man!!

[wednesdayfin]

goshh dane cook is soo hilarious

[warningjvcn]

ragio nobs

[UGAkeke117]

HAHAHA i am native american. i love dane

[MrOuttaammo]

CAR ALARM SONG!!!!!!

[Hellokitty9021]

i like corn

[predetorbeetsprey24]

i like the car alarm song...to bad every time i here a car alarm its stuck in my head till i hear a diferent song...

[TailstheFox121]

Haunted laundry!

Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[DakGoldd]

LMAO!! punching babies....LOL!!! too funny sound effects!!LOL

[GreenBayFanatic82]

haha dane is the fuckin king

[clackking]

4:26

[jadmav]

haha that dane cook is a silly bitch!

[unarmedadrian]

"Hellllllllllooooooo, let's go for a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide..!"

[LLPSGTknox614]

LOL Punch a baby

[HeyMrDJ82]

my friend anthony says he's gonna punch a baby all the time.

[stacie1420]

I love the video!!!!!!

[x2lovehate2x]

lmao! go dane cook \'''/

[ilovemybabygirl15]

dane cook is sooooo AWESOME!!!! but the pics in the video???? what the hell??

[drummerboy1157]

then why are u watching it, dumbass

[pinkygirl343]

hey hey knock it off

[pinkygirl343]

why dont i come in and poke around a little bit

[JTelli786]

Everytime i hear a crying baby i want to punch something.

[JrockerLOVER6932]

how is he a faggot? U no the ones calling others faggots are the bigger faggots. And the only thing worse than a faggot is a BIG faggot. ^_^

[alexpimp007]

DANES A FAGGOT!!

[zgundy]

ur a faggot

[7Acemen7]

ur right

[OwensMusic1]

why bother commenting if your just gonna be mean

[7Acemen7]

ur the FAGGOT!!!!

[snipah89]

how do you make this what program?

[Lady0wl17]

the car alarm thing was oober funny!!

[fbkid96]

lol DANE COOK IS AWESOME! ALL H8ERS WILL DIE!

[masterswordowns]

lol M4 CARBINE WITH NOOB TUBE

[bakerskater938]

what??

[Firestics]

wow...

[devin5flynn]

xbox or ps3

[masterswordowns]

of course the xbox 360. ps3 sucks!!!!!

[ScootTheFox]

So does 360 cause they like to break almost all the time after a few days. I bought a brand new 360, 4 days later, red rings and had to get a new 1

[devin5flynn]

sooo the nerwork its better though too just get a elite they dont break easily lol well add DRO OWNAGEd66 if you want some elite noob training in CoD 4 or 5 soon to be 6

[cortney5123]

yep... I'm a spamer/ coppier!!!!!!!!!!!

[Onotosho]

That is very funny and the pics make it funnier

[shortkid2407]

Throw down a ladder.

[kskid98]

I want to punch a baby when my dad sings! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!

[x2lovehate2x]

Lol. SWEET~!~!~!~ ♪♫♪♫

[sleep1818]

HAHAHAAHA i love Dane Cook lol hes sooooooo funny!

[joshholmes1]

a contain blast:)

[hockeyalberta14]

kids in the backseat cause accidents,accidents in the backseat cause kids

[1993MercuryCougarXR7]

and thats why my daughter is here today the backseat

[FlameBlueTorn]

Thats so true, Lol. I head a car alarm yesterday and I totally thought of his song. "Back seats, radio knob" <3 Ha Awesome!

[666Yoite]

i want to punch a baby when i hear an alarm clock XDD

[left4worldsins]

WHOA

[MGOSnakeLiquid]

I hear so many people that don't like Cook but I think he's hilarious. He's one of my favorites.

[usarevolution08]

You should send this to Dane Cook..I have to say this is one of the best visuals that I have ever seen..Thanks for making me laugh....He would love it..

[bluexeyedxchica]

lmfao baby punching rampage

[ayoitzscott1]

The Monkey's Face Us Priceless.

[poiopop]

lol "throw a rope ladder" delete away

[sasukeuchiha910]

you didnt copy him

[Geomon55]

have you seen saw?jk

[HxCJuan37]

what r u gonna do if i dont chear for him??

[lovemoneyweed]

thats cool!! love the pics makes this even better!!!!

[TheFhab]

Everybody loves Justice!

the french electro band not the boring stuff..

[SmOsHeRgirl]

omcr it would be freaking cool to be abducted! ahahaha!!! yay dane!!!!

[roaminggirl22]

hahaha omfg nice nice

[banloo29]

lol i love the way he says "limbic system"

[ginger031796]

I love his lyrics to the car alarms

[ginger031796]

DC is awesome

he is soooooooooooo cool

[sasukeuchiha910]

did u read the annotation i made do not repeat wat DC says now your comment is deleted

[banloo29]

1) what is so bad about it?

2) i see people not getting theirs deleted when the copy

3) i didn't see any annotation

[KiwiSwirly]

OMG fuckin' funny. I mean really, I'd be like, "Dude, I know we did some shit, wiped you out and all, but like we NEED to end world hunger so like get on the fuckin' giant corn dude... serisouly.. get ON the FUCKIN giant CORN and make the BAND korn giant too!!!

[NonGuruGuy]

1,000's of 100 foot native americans xD

[PlayaplayaAP]

lol haunted laundry

[needmyboo]

i love dane cook! he da funniest mother f***er there is! he is sooo my future ex-husband!