men vs women

[armebear]

girls are stupid

[mylampstand]

@armebear

but not quite as stupid as boys :-)

[russianlegohouse]

@mpogias13 Ok, get somebody to kick you in the balls every minute for 9 months.You pay for everything? Pff

[russianlegohouse]

We have to carry a human being in our body's for almost a year, then we have to push it out while in horrible pain, I think that takes a lot of strength.

[mpogias13]

@russianlegohouse Yeah and we have to work for our whole lives to pay for EVERYTHING. I'd prefer to only have 9 months of pain.

[koctLUVSstaan]

χα00αχ0χ0α0αχχα0αχα0χα0χ χεστηκα στο γελιο :')

[Dbeats62]

Truth hurts dont it

[Gerard47549]

guy win

[Potterhead2082001]

Men are not better.Just because they are strong doesn't mean they are better.I mean we both have our goods and bads.And not all women and man are the same

[Mehlwurm16]

This is horribly sexist. And I'm a man.

[Potterhead2082001]

Im a woman and i dont like barbies and play ps3 games shooting and stuff

[MATUXAZ]

4:18 bit incorrect - all goods still left on the shelves!

[tinabobinass]

Was anyone else thinking "That's It!!?" during the females 'handbag' skit??

[Tomoyo396]

wow

[KaumovArslan]

thumbs up if you MEN

[micheal1000able]

Men Are Hard Working People They Should Relax

[flourecentclear]

ok...that was frickin funny



[Clearie552]

Interesting to watch and see how many of the ones for your sex or the opposite sex apply to you...

[taliby13]

this is really sexist, a lot of the stuff is the total opposite for people I know.

[DutchMaureen]

Some things are just stupid, but others are really funny!

[funnylittlegirl12345]

Going to the toilet is so true XD..... But I dont understand why we do that when someone ask me to go with them Im say no

[morticiapompom]

SEDUCTION AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[swigsable]

LOLOL SO FUNNY

[emdevo]

haha a lot of it is somewhat true:P

[Kudle89]

Shopping looks like stealing... O.o

[bgirlsweetmuser]

@Kudle89 ikr... XD

[doutyfruit]

excellent video!!!!!! :)) loved itt

[LivingWithMyWife]

That was pretty good. I just started a youtube channel about stuff I wouldn't have if I wasn't married, and I think it outlines some of these key differences between men and women as well. youtube.com /LivingWithMyWife

[serpent868]

lol, peoople chill, it's just a joke

[RedX351]

It's funny, because its true.

[haileerose123]

this video makes men look like jerks and women look like pansies. its like...1927 all over again!! :D

[khushboo861]

haha funny

[awfullyawful]

Conclusion. Man plus Woman equals Jew?

[ninjimage]

Not bad... Though I was expecting a rant XD for once I was wrong

[shadehealer]

some things aren't true, this thing more like..laughs at women (im a BOY), also i heard that stereotypes are NOT close to what we think they are..

[shadehealer]

some things aren't true, this thing more like..laughs at women (im a BOY)

[sweetlolitagirly]

so true so true but not the home coming thing, my man gets when he comes home first thing his ass kicked cuz he's again late and drunk :P just kidding

[MegaU2360]

lmao



[EllenHallward]

:D:D:D

[jasonochuba]

Sexist?:P

[dcguitar357]

men won as soon as women starting using stripper poles and exotic dancing for exercise

[cata16s]

sugi pula

[fabiola070]

I'm a woman. I don't always clean, I don't like suducing my men when I want it bad, and when I shop I focus on what i'm there for. See, some woman and men aren't that different :)

[TheJorens]

@fabiola070 Yea and not all men just drop by the TV with a beer when they get home.

LOL

[fabiola070]

@TheJorens Exactly! Some actually shower first.

[elbiengreko]

@fabiola070 -_-

[fabiola070]

@elbiengreko Hhmm... I know :)

[alexistheboss15]

@fabiola070 The maker of the video forgot to say that women lie 24/7

[fabiola070]

@alexistheboss15 Well I wouldn't say 24/7. But I am guilty =D

[Boomproof]

@fabiola070 RAGE!!!!

[HITTHEROAD19]

@fabiola070 You are now a woman...You are a disgrace!

[opfor97]

@fabiola070 well men rape and does that prove women rape to?

[fabiola070]

@opfor97 Hey, I said Men and woman weren't that different. Not that that they were completely the same.

[opfor97]

@fabiola070 honestly, we can fuck shit up beyond your imaganation and sorry for the profanity by the way...

[fabiola070]

@opfor97 Oh, I know that. No need to point it out =)

[darkv8]

@fabiola070 I think you might be a homosexual!! :O hahahaha

[BackStageCowboy]

@fabiola070 Nice, now tell me you have a hot body to go along with all that?

[nek0Sashi]

pff according this video i'm more boyish.... i'm a girl.. -__-

[bananaondrugs]

rofl 100% true for both genders...There are no stereotypes here. Only truth

[77Jabbawockeez]

@bananaondrugs 100% true? how do u know? u have a valid evidence for it? maybe data? if u have i want to see it...thx b4

[bananaondrugs]

@77Jabbawockeez movies...duh

[77Jabbawockeez]

@bananaondrugs movies ??? u base ur judgement on movies?? what i mean evidence is an empirical one, one from research..not from some "movies" ! hahaha allright i get it... i'm talking to a 10 year old kid..sorry hahahaa

[bananaondrugs]

@77Jabbawockeez dude...you're trolling ain't ya

[77Jabbawockeez]

@bananaondrugs of course dude, i'm trolling over ur dumbness and idiotic brain..LOL. Go and tell ur dad to pay ur school fee instead of using it to pay a whore....u mad bro? LOLOLOLOL

[Aaronmogi]

hahaha,,, lol... seducing part! @_@

[JPsamen]

some parts is true and im a man

[phlipashiz]

all of this is 100% true.

[Sonjayu]

Stereotypes? Totally! I'm a woman and 80% of this DOES NOT apply to me (however, the last one does xD)

[Lumafasso]

lol discussing things

[lukah1000]

am i the only one that fell over laughing at the seduction part? its so true X3

[MrMusicParanoid]

name of the music please

[Arsenal466]

LMAO the shopping part :D . so true.

[DangerousModeration]

lol @ the shopping part

[bamboozazap]

Most of women are ridiculous!

[lilpersiancuti316]

aw this was cute

[itsafunthing]

I'm a girl the shopping thing is SO true

like when I shop I stop to point out every cool thing I see and then when Im at the checkout line Im like "Oh cool " this and "oh cool" that

[itsafunthing]

@kElls4eveR100 i do

[navra1234]

i am man i vote for man

[agathaisabel]

not agree with the last part. today, no one else wants to marry

[MrOneAndOnlyAce]

I like how they both just steal what they're "shopping" for

[andyedgardo]

3:56 tails doll

[andyedgardo]

noi vieron la señora tenia un peluche de tails doll 3:21

[10Commentary]

i lol'd at the shopping part.. so true

[Mariexcer]

@ThePigZombies Yes, the "truth' has spoken...

[Mariexcer]

@ThePigZombies It is not. Maybe you're fattie and think this is a fact. lol

[kElls4eveR100]

why don't girls go to the bathroom alone ever ?!!!! can any girl answer me ??

[SuzanneAbigail03814]

@kElls4eveR100 go there to gossip la. hahaha....

[kElls4eveR100]

@SuzanneAbigail03814  LOL

[HolysinsX]

@kElls4eveR100 Im Not a girl but.. its cause when the conversation gets really boring women tend to find a break and go to a restroom for example "Hey,Dude,did you see the football game..?" "Hell yeah Dude!!" this is when they leave for the restroom then the other girls know what to do so they leave together .. when they come back it makes the men change the talking theme hope i helped

[Mariexcer]

THE DIET THING IS SO NOT TRUE!

[I694SHO]

Over all message... Circles suck and squares don't cut corners!

[missmuggledetector]

This video proves that God made man before woman so he could have a test run before the final perfect product ;P

[cookiemonster9052]

0:28 What the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?

[Mistic2kx]

Women complain about housework, men bring home the paycheck so they HAVE a house to live in.

MEN FTW!!!!!!!!!

[Potterhead2082001]

@Mistic2kx Not all of them do that ok?

[myxedachilles]

hahahahahaha! LOL...

[Illienaify]

Women don't have so many lipsticks and candy in their purses :P

[SmartSeer]

Doh, yet another cliche...

[Nikola1335]

you see these comments? do you see what happens when women get wrights !? Their job should be making my supper!

[8ihateu8]

@Nikola1335 go back in your room and make video only you and your mom watch. I'm surprised you can even use the internet youre like 10

[Nikola1335]

@8ihateu8 it was only a joke... and who gives you the fucking right to judge me? You have one single video,and as i can see:only 31 views of all your videos.I have14,476 views on all of my videos,so why don't you go back to your room ad make a video that you and your mum watch? Who the hell are you to judge me,some feminist ??? i saw all of your comments on this video,what are you,a lesbian? go get a fucking life until you realise what a joke is!

[8ihateu8]

@Nikola1335 lol you wish I was a lesbian, uh? :D by the way, you can't make jokes, do something else

[Potterhead2082001]

@Nikola1335 Bitch

[unicornsplayxboxtoo]

I dont cry when watching a romantic movie, sterotype.. lol

[disagreeablesob]

I was sure I was going to hate it,then I realised it was goofing on women,too.GOOD.

[litazn96]

what an anti-male video :D

[8ihateu8]

non sposerò mai un uomo che non sa fare la lavatrice

[guaskoqizz]

2:20-2:35

Sounds like Kirby

[manukikiprout]

"Talking" part XD

[slonovschi]

boys rules :D

[8ihateu8]

@MrBimo7 thats just mathematically impossible

[TheChinadoll619]

LOL the male seducing part cracks me up (x

[HeatProtection]

the diet one is true lol

[rorshachfan]

I like the on a diet one. lol

[mixobg]

BOYS RULES

[E1Dumbo]

3:03 get it! they're BOXing

[nicholasfernholm]

OMG THAT SQUARE JUST STOLE A BABY CIRCLE

[ImNoJadedImsoniac]

LMAO

[GrinchaFilms]

Hahahahaha so funny XD

And people stop overreacting! It's supposed to be exaggerated because it's ment to be funny!! It's all for the lulz =)

[solittleusernames]

although these are stereotypes and not everyone is like this...stereotypes are based on some truth

[dexterdamonkey]

this, like all stereotypes, should not be taken serisouly. it is funny tho.

[TheSabbyGirl]

so all women should be lesbian for an ideal partner?

[OmnipresentPazuzu]

so stereotypical <.<;

[94samboy]

@OmnipresentPazuzu it is very true though :)

[StubidVidGirl]

i lke dis vid =D some are exaggeated

[94samboy]

he he BOXing :P

[kikichickybabe]

lol at the sexytime part

[KanamiYuuta]

you have to see the face of my father when he watches a soup opera XD (he loves them) other than that everything is so true

[OnTheLine35]

seduction:

women tend to run around their partner playing hard to get till they kiss him

men tend to bang their partner

[superman5051]

I am a feminist this is very sexist women are opressed and stereotyped in this manner.

[crikkyy]

@superman5051 Feminists are so very stupid and stubborn. Who gives a shit if you don't like this, men rule society, we do what we want.

[noeleen92]

@crikkyy Fuck you ass hole.

[crikkyy]

@noeleen92 Don't like the truth? Too bad, you cant live in a fantasy world.

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy well, some men rule the world (not you obviously..), and the only reason is because you are scared of women! male oppressed women for SO MANY YEARS, since like ever, if men were not afraid of women, why would they feel they need to oppress them?

I wouldnt be proud of that if I were a man (but obviously youre not a man but just a baby boy)

[crikkyy]

@8ihateu8 And what is it that we are scared of in women? We are stronger, more intelligent, and provide for our families. Men have always provided for there families, we are stronger and therefore can do many things better than women. Women cant fight as well as men, whether with fists, or with weapons. Women are weaker than men, that is why we oppress them, they can't do our job as well as we do it, and when they want to do it, we have to oppress them. That answers your question.

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy men are stronger but women live 10 years more than men, so who's really physically stronger? you're not more intelligent and that's not just me who says so. men have always provided for their families cause women were oppressed, there are a lot of single women who can live and "provide for her family" without the help of a man (you know, it's not 1300 anymore, we're in 2011..). if you really think women can't do what men do, why would you oppress them? I mean, they can't do it anyway..

[crikkyy]

@8ihateu8 They try, and most can't meet the psychical standards that men have. And although women live longer, that is due to women developing diseases and infections 10 years later than men. This is because women have less iron in their systems because they don't need as much as men. It has also been proven that men generally have a 10% larger brain then women. Oh, and those women who can "provide" for themselves are the ones who are getting money from the government.

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy @crikkyy are you trolling me..? whatever it is due to, it's a fact that women live longer than men (I could say "men are stronger just because they have more muscle fiber" that wouldn't change the fact that men are stronger). women who work also have to work at home, a men usually doesn't (not because he's not able to but because we live in a male-chauvinist society). that thing about men's brain being bigger...GET A BOOK AND STUDY BEFORE TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW..

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy ...THE SIZE OF THE BRAIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH INTELLIGENCE (scientists say that, not just ME or YOU) and you are a living proof of this. Oh, and those women who can "provide" for themselves are fucking graduated women who work hard and get their fucking money because they earn it, you idiot. I know plenty of them, you should check the real world sometimes, it is full of women that go to work everyday/study etc. which government pays women just because they're women???

[crikkyy]

@8ihateu8 Scientists have determined that in order to have more intelligence, you need more brain tissue. The average male IQ is higher than the average female IQ. To do more logical thinking, your brain requires more brain tissue, and since men have a 10% larger brain than women, men have more intelligence. And are you saying that all women who are alone are graduated and hard working? Because if you look at the statistics, there are more poor women than there are poor men. They need welfare .

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy that's just cultural, biology has nothing to do with the fact that there are more poor women than men (also, it depends on which country you're talking about),but that topic is too vast to be discussed on youtube (read a book, perhaps). by the way it's the brain's CORTEX not the BRAIN itself (infact that's where the grey matter is, in the cortex) that makes you intelligent so, again, brain's measure has nothing to do with intelligence(like "you have a small head so you're stupid" lool)

[crikkyy]

@8ihateu8 "A study last year found that IQ is related to the amount of gray matter in the brain, and that intelligence does not reside in one location but is spread throughout the brain. Importantly, that research discovered that abundant gray matter in certain locations was strongly correlated to IQ." There is the actual proof that you can't seem to understand. Intelligence is located in one area, it is spread around. The bigger the brain, the more gray matter, the more IQ.

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy I study biology, I think I know where grey matter is..the brain's size has nothing to do with intelligence. those "certain locations" are the cortex and other little parts of the brain such as thalamus, hypothalamus, nucleus accumbens etc. the size of the two hemispheres of the brain have nothing to do with intelligence because there is no grey matter in them. intelligence is related to the number of neurons/synapsis.

[crikkyy]

@8ihateu8 "The study shows women having more white matter and men more gray matter related to intellectual skill, revealing that no single neuroanatomical structure determines general intelligence and that different types of brain designs are capable of producing equivalent intellectual performance." Their we go, looks like you apparently studying biology isn't working to much for you. It seems I have to keep repeating the same thing over and over, ten again, you are a woman.

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy the thing you copied says exactly what my point is :| can you even read? oh right, every man has to be right, so instead of admitting they're wrong, they just try to make you look stupid :)

ps. I'm a man.

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy and by the way, I was right about that "in which part of the brain is the grey matter" thing (and I still am) so why did you say that thing about me studying biology? don't tell it was only because you thought I were a woman

[crikkyy]

@8ihateu8 "intelligence does not reside in one location but is spread throughout the brain." Jesus, it isn't that hard.

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy ok I give up on you

[8ihateu8]

@crikkyy ..why don't you just let them try and figure out that they just can't? are you scared they can do better than men? are you scared of them being indipendent? are you scared they won't need you anymore, perhaps? that all your power over a woman will disappear if she learns to provide for herself and her sons/daughter?

my mum earns more money than my dad, is he not man enough? or is it that you're wrong?

[crikkyy]

@8ihateu8 They can go and try to provide for their families, but as I said, employers pick men over women because men have advantages over women. 

[8scatterbrain8]

@crikkyy employers pick men because employers are men...and because women get pregnant and they think that's a loss of money

[crikkyy]

@8scatterbrain8 Are you saying that all employers are men? Their are quite a few women employers who also pick men over women. But I guess you cant see that men are the better gender. We are better in every aspect, and you can't accept that because you don't want to.

[8scatterbrain8]

@crikkyy are you saying all employee are men? so..a woman can be an employer right? omg how is that even possible :O go on live in your dream crikkyy , I won't wake you up :3

[crikkyy]

@8scatterbrain8 Did I say all employee's are men? Stop assuming things that haven't been said.

[8scatterbrain8]

@crikkyy well then women can be employee too (that was the point -.- you know, sarcasm?)...as much as employers, but how is that possible? everybody knows men are better, women cannot work :O

my god, why am I still talking to you.

[Potterhead2082001]

@crikkyy Men arent better than women and i know that

[crikkyy]

@Potterhead2082001 Men are superior in strength and in intelligence.Look at the facts, the anatomy, whatever you need. But the proof is all there and you cannot deny men are superior in almost all ways.

[Potterhead2082001]

@crikkyy Hmm strength? Not all Men are strong and not all men are smart.there are women who are stronger than guys and smarter than guys.I agree with you with the strength but intellegence no

[crikkyy]

@Potterhead2082001 Are we picking out individual people and saying they aren't as smart as most, so that means not all men are smarter? On average, the male is more physically fit, and more intelligent. In fact, most education is geared to women to help them, that is why a lot of boys/men are dropping out/failing.

[1through9athrewz]

@superman5051 yet ur username has the phrase "superman" FAIL

[zibabouinaki]

hahahahahahaha i'm a woman but yes,we are like this but you love us !!!hahahaha amazing video...

[BGHeart89]

omg hahaha so true! the shopping one? basically me :P

[cuddlywolfy]

but i dont wear any make up...or talk in large mobs...or follow others into the washroom...im so confused

[sammelina12]

I find this so stereotypical. I'm not like the female (as is portrayed here) at all .