SMBC Theater - Working From Home

[TripleDimensional]

This makes me want to watch Me And My Dick again. Oh Starkid.

[wocathoden]

lol, thats how it is too!

[Asbo0128]

Why does James imagine his penis having Zach's voice?

[Nktalloth]

@Asbo0128 Why would anyone imagine anything else?

[gurkenhamster]

when he says "get out of here", zachs (or penisses) voice sounded far away, like if he actually left

[mvanek00]

penis does what penis wants

[SAlpsu]

Two minutes before orgasm? Wouldn't that be before you start?

[MadeOfCATS]

Best sketch I've ever seen which is half consisted of a closeup of a guy's crotch

[bionicler3]

-who first walked on the moon?

-uh, balls?

[crayzsnail]

your'e not a celebrity,penis!

[twiztidsidfreak13]

Finally someone tells it how it is!

[WestEnderPAP]

@littledeadybear Wait - yours doesn't? I thought everybody's did...

[RBNinja]

the daily struggle...

[Synchronicall]

uh, incase you didn't know.

THATS MILK

[MajikkaniHand]

@Synchronicall I think you posted that response on the wrong video, sir. The canister in the sperm donation looks like milk. This...is pretty much just standard lotion.

[sheepzification]

i like the part where the penis talks

[LilMissWyn]

@mkzhero - Sorry. They don't. XD

[botchalism]

Ahh...the secret trials and tribulations of the average male...

[littledeadybear]

I like that his penis talks in Zack's voice.

[darknovasoul]

it's odd, but this video is impossible to locate on the youtube android app.

[mkzhero]

i wonder if girls hear these voices too..?

[eug1488]

Self-employed web programmer. This is so true it's scary.

[pacshady]

This is totally my penis when I have work to be done OL

[WaxWound]

I wish my junk's voice was dubbed by zach.

[Banditosaur1]

@WaxWound Dammit,I was about to say that

[philipjayfry]

I'm so glad those weren't penis outlining spandex pants.

[segmentationfault]

I have that same lamp. Got it from Target.

[LordAlda]

Can't agree more, the only remedy is doing something more interesting passionately. This is a technique mastered only by the people by the far east.

[KrimHyu]

an uncomfortable amount of crotch shots if i do say so myself.

[Woramot]

Hilarious.

[nohohongs]

work from home, touch yourself on the penis.

[hanchogranda]

Something I find interesting, I have that same type of lamp at home.

[sigurdgram]

yell at his penis about neil armstrong, touch him on the penis.

[origenesprit]

@sigurdgram "Wank On the Moon"

[MrJamespenis]

here you go james g.e-hentai.org/g/312461/189631­d2f6/

[fabiobit]

James is great

[666shade]

get a boner, touch him on the penis

[sbtech01]

This is so true. Internet and my penis go hand in gland.

[Squeejee09]

Damn, I did not need that many close ups of his crotch...

[lolzmanx4]

At the end when I looked down at my crotch sure enough I had a boner O_o

[4rcit4]

The sketch could have ended at 0:14 and I still would have laughed like a lunatic. The rest was just hilarious icing on the joke.

[TheDrunkBunnySociety]

RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!!!

[DanTheeMan]

Should've ended it with him getting a letter saying he was fired the next day.

[MrMendicant]

When in doubt, whip it out.

[Puuswaa]

Wait, did she say "Yelling at your penis about Neal Armstrong AGAIN?" AGAIN? REALLY? AGAIN? wow.....

[Puuswaa]

The close up on his crotch the first time made me throw up a little.

[fallingstarblues]

I want to say that this is funny, because I most certainly laughed, but the fact that us men are in a slave like relationship to their libidos is a somewhat depressing idea.

I can only imagine how much more productive in school and life in general I could be if penis were not so damned needy, compelling you to flirt with that girl, surf the web and spend time with a woman/girlfriend when I should be keeping busy.

Regardless, this is brilliant!

[JasminLeblanc]

The penis has the same voice as James.

The truth is James is suffering from schizophrenia. He has a split personality where he believes his penis is "alive and talking".

This is no laughing matter and should be treated immediately.

[burgers8]

@JasminLeblanc actually to me it sounds like Zach

[burgers8]

@JasminLeblanc actually to me it sounds like Zach....actually, the credits in the description say its Zach.....thanks goodness we know James isn't crazy :P

[Jorrun]

I like that penis has no interest in his wife! LOL she must be truly hideous!

[BlackandBlueMage]

oh no! i've watched every single smbc theater sketch! what will i do with my afternoon? i guess i'll study for these fucking finals now.

[Vaexin]

We'll always have prom night penis.

[rickrussell]

Chafing and dryness are no laughing matter.

[SuperDisser]

Guys are insane.

[medicineman4ever]

I cringed at every close up crotch shot... gblehfuck.

[d4rkypl]

Jesus, my life exactly

[deeluve22]

Brontosaaaaauruuuuus!

[ckikilwai2]

Soo funny, one of the best yet!

[bunivasal]

Man, I wish I'd done anything my prom night, even if it was just me and penis. Way better than falling asleep on someone else's couch.

[Wodey25]

Ah, the classic Man Versus Himself. Timeless.

[justinmertes]

Actually typing and drinking actual coffee would go a long way.

[Katana314]

Honey, are you arguing with your penis about Neil Armstrong again?

[Elephantintheroom01]

Truly a story echoing through the ages, man battling his innermost desires. Did not Dr.jekyll and Mr.Hyde have the same conversation? Was not the great white whale from Mobydick just another euphemism? Perhaps even that most well known snake from the tree of knowledge was just a repeat of the same tug of war between the thirst for knowledge and industry and the nature of an animal.

Catch him yelling on skype, touch him on the Rodrigez?

[fabiobit]

UHauhauhauha this is one the best.

[CprlFredColon]

This is the funniest one in a while!

[Kogerii]

Why doesn't penis want the lady outside the room? She ugly?

[veitcall]

I've watched every clip since you guys started making videos - this is one of your best.

[salvo711]

Yes, my master... yes...

[minnasaur]

lol @ james' junk being voiced by zach

[UK1774]

is the lotion needed because of circumcision

[fungiside]

You have more willpower than me man. The penis always wins.

[blah227]

 I see James is a lefty.

[somethinkify]

@blah227

OR James wants to use his right hand for the mouse...

[DeclinedMemory]

TOUCH YOUR PENIS

[Bluelantern]

Now I will have James' junk in my mind all day

.

.

.

Yay!

[demonzr2007]

My brain would probably corroborate if my junk tried to convince me my balls were the first to walk on the moon. Just because my mind is a jerk.

[Amurana]

"Honey, are you having a fight with your penis?" ah hahahaha! I fight with my lady box, too.

[outshimed]

Story of my life.

[Chwineka]

"Are you yelling at your penis about Neil Armstrong again?" That is the best line I've heard in a good, long while...

[hostolis]

Argue with him about him talking to his penis, then touch him on the penis

[toxikblood]

Tell him you are going to the store for an hour then TOUCH HIM ON THE PENIS

[CepheusStarhowl]

Girls dressed as dinosaurs? Holy shit, forward me that link.

[AuthorX]

Maaan, I was gonna get some work done tonight, but ended up watching funny Youtube videos instead :(

[Hisharu]

If I could add pictures to youtube comments, I'd put Patrick Stewart and the must not fap image. But I can't. Sorry. 

[iamsmileyman]

so may crotch shots XD

[totallynotactuallyme]

Am I the only person who thought "damn, it's like... exactly what goes on in my mind when I'm working on the computer."

[DistantJ]

@totallynotactuallyme Nope. Best thing about this vid is it's so true!

[Kiensai]

Brontosaaaurus

[wizardskunk]

lolololololololololololooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

[BardicLasher]

...What's this about girls dressed as dinosaurs?

[cautiousmaniac]

Brontosaurus is not real. :(

[EBOLAinfectedMonkey]

"Rodriguez" Nice save.

[oreosarecrack]

Addiction is not a pretty sight...

[robreim3]

It's funny because it's true

[Hum0ng0us]

"He's the ONLY Guy I Know?" LOL!!

[martinikene]

Starring

James: James Ashby

Penis: Zach Weiner

Woman: Nora Kletter

LOL Seriously? The voice of Penis is done by Zach WEINER?

[VortexProducer]

@martinikene Isn't pronounced "whiner"? :S

[DementedJuggalette]

2:25 EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

[lilOzyH]

Not the kind of pants u wanna wear when making constant shots of a man's crotch >.<

[GrimaceGrunson]

There were far too many close-ups of James' crotch. Far, far too many.

...or were there?

[JohhnyMayhem]

lol, Increasingly it seems James' attire is nothing more than those sweatpants, TMNT T-shirt, and those rainbow suspenders.

[martyring]

Why is James' Penis voiced by Zach...?

[DementedJuggalette]

@martyring cuz Zach's last name is Wiener. and, come one, thats a joke they can't pass up!

[LordDraxxis]

@DementedJuggalette lol come

[xTheRainbowKidx]

@martyring You mean yours isn't?

[botchalism]

It's sad how terribly true this really is.

[gofojibwas]

SO MUCH of Jame's crotch. 100% too much.

[MisfitSlacker]

@gofojibwas I'll respectfully disagree

[IstasPumaNevada]

Fourteen people have restraining orders against their penis.

[flickmontana]

Touch him on the penis, then touch him on the penis.

[mokomorgan]

too many crotch shots? You be the judge.

[regentKraken]

Scream about Neil Armstrong, touch him on the penis.

(hope nobody has a grammatical ambiguity detector)

[MrMendicant]

Touch me on the me.

[UncleFesterius]

Its like you guys know what I do when working from home! I thought I was the only one that yelled at my penis about Neil Armstrong!!!

[Claubuza]

Listen to the penis, touch him on the penis.

[TheKub]

Great dick joke. Could have used more graphs though.

[eantquox]

what @TheKub said

[lookingovershoulders]

That "Only say something brain would know" is not foolproof. I learned that the hard way when I realized my penis is way into astrophysics

[hobbes71002]

@lookingovershoulders

Oh, well, it's to be expected, they are telescoping after all....

[Destructo47]

@lookingovershoulders Ha, nice. UP HIGH!

...Wait.

[lomelyo]

hahah the crotch shots are disgusting

[ledoux10]

We'll always have prom night, Penis.

[JustHaveFUN221]

Remember prom night? Just you and me.

hahahahaha, nice.

[Snorbuckle]

Work from home, touch self on the penis.

[Zralf]

oh man that one was THE best one you've ever done, it's got it all, the penis joke, the rainbow suspenders, tmnt shirt, zach's creepy-mode voice. you had be laughing for a few minutes after it ended. well done. kudos.

[shahsaurabhshah]

Weiner is such a dick

[stilwellx]

this one made me very uncomfortable, mostly the below the table shots

[dmh3000]

Hah, nice work.

[AliceHatt]

Touch him on the Zach?

[marudoethiopia]

This is the best one yet.

[Scipiotgreat]

I think the thing I like most about this video is that you had to get someone to film your junk. Hilarious, though. And oh so true....

[LegendShark]

Lol. Weiner playing a weiner.

[mrbrownjeremy]

Oh how true this is.

[MrMajenta]

argue with his penis, touch him on the penis : demasturdebator

[LatumWay]

Silly americans. Needing lotion.

[Cleverconveyence]

@LatumWay Sorry we don't have any smegma to use as lubicration.

[LatumWay]

@Cleverconveyence We europeans have this crazy thing called washing. Its pretty obscure... you probably haven't heard of it...

[Entamrik]

Touch him on the Weiner.

[alx90x]

this video reminded me that i need to masturbate today...my chemistry lab report can wait..

thanks SMBC!

[oliviashley]

james is left handed...?

[StralockJenkins]

Wait, is that not supposed to happen?

[Shakepool]

YOU LOSE PENIS

[bigblondburlyboy]

i fucking hate the hate gay guy 

[bbrake]

lots of James videos lately. I'm not complaining, just noticing...

[Traitorfish]

@bbrake Well, you buy a fine pair of rainbow suspenders like that, you need to get your money's worth.

[shinew123]

lol, love it.

[Elolzabeth]

Haha, it's funny 'cause Zach's last name is Weiner. :D

[windexglow]

Talk to your penis. Touch it on the penis.

[funerdboy]

I love the fake typing XD

[hobbes71002]

Ask him if he's arguing with himself again. Touch him on the Zach.

[themonsean]

behold the power of the penis!

[Nihilanthe]

oh, so that's where the expression "thinking with your penis" came from

makes sense now

[Iepsjuh]

This is funny, nasty though

[tgamefreak261]

Oh god. The constant struggle continues.

[takura13]

Woe is the wrath of a penis's scorn

[robot797]

hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[Totema1]

Man, James' life really went downhill after he finally got his GED.

[TantalusPL]

Realize that resistance is futile, then touch him... self on the penis!

[NeutralNewt]

"Remember prom night? Just you and me?"

Ahh yes. What a lonely, sexy, shame-filled night. Oh, the memories... *sigh*

[KingDavid73]

lol

[Sephychu]

Really REALLY funny

[wcr4]

There's an escape from this.

[Grug16]

I smell a series.

[Cleverconveyence]

@Grug16 I smell...something.

[atimnie]

Do not want, cannot unsee.

[GarothThorp]

Best part of growing old is diminishing desire.

[Fuzzy192006]

Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?

A: Cheeze Whuz.

[Rictorran]

This was really low brow....actually for you guys it's about normal so good job.

[ZombieOwen23]

why is anybody commenting about woman in dinosaurs outfits ?

[makenziecat]

This is far too true to be funny. D:

[FuutennoSenshi]

It's funny because it's true.