Edward Sparkles

[LyrixMonster]

To be fair, Bram Stoker's Dracula didn't blow up or die in the sunlight. His shapeshifting powers were hindered but he could still walk around in broad daylight without too much of a problem.

That's not to say this whole "sparkle" thing isn't a load of shit, I'm just saying that traditionally, vampires could be exposed to light and not be too terribly effected.

[GrizzlyPanda347]

SPARKLEFAIRIES

[JohnMufasa]

Joker: Why so sparkly?

[megamantwelve]

VAMPIRES.

DON'T.

SPARKLE!!!!

[mightytuffthao]

LOL

[picorettte]

VAMPIRES CANT HAVE CHILDREN CAUSE THEIR BODY FLUIDS ARE FROZEN, DONT FUCKING SPARCKLE AND IF THEY DRINK ANIMAL'S BLOOD THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY ARE VEGETARIANS GOD DAMN IT !!!!!!!!!!!

[7255202]

Ugh this movie is a crap shame to what vampires should be. Also vampires should violently combust in the sunlight....or at least start dying instantly. In any case they would end up a pile of dust within moments in direct sunlight.

Edward is just a fairy. The author of twilight is full of fail....pure win with preteen girls.

[DravenUrei]

Oh noes! He's hurting Adam!!!!

But seriously, I would ride away with Adam WAAAAAAAY before I would with Edward.

[ShawtyLikeMe2007]

Nosferatu/Dracula = Burns in the sun, has fangs, and VANTS TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

Edward Cullen = Sparkles in the sun, has no fangs, and VANTS TO SUCK A DICK!

[MewSoki]

@ShawtyLikeMe2007 LMAO.

[GentlemanAeon777]

Someone get Flandre Scarlet and give Edward to her to be a chew toy. XD

He'd die in milliseconds

[NekoJoker]

Dracula: What is Twilight?  A MISERABLE PILE OF SPARKLES!

[ixion567]

this movie is just shit=)

[Banisoup]

I do enjoy the fact Twilight fans say, "NU UH! THOSE FACTS ARE WRONG! VAMPIRES SPARKLES AND *blah*". Just because one book has been made with a weird ass story doesn't mean ALL the other ones didn't happen. Besides Twilight, all other vampires are mean blood crazy vamps that burn in sunlight (As the old myths go), do not care about human life, they're just a life source, and as Darkyoda said, CREATURES OF PURE EVIL.

[greedsb1tch]

BLADE!!! THE VAMPIRES WERE NOT GAY... those are some vampires dammit

[pokedeathmage]

if the vampires sparkle in light do the fairys burn in it?

[DJBrokenHigh]

Edwards = gay

Stephenie Meyers = retard

I don't care what anyone says, but vampires don't fucking sparkle in the daylight! They're suppose to torch up & burn to ash! Edwards is not a vampire, hell he doesn't even have fangs! Way to make the vampires a living joke of a genre, Good job Meyers. Now please die!!!

[ZeroMyHero99]

If find the fact that you called Edward gay an insult to the gay community. What did they ever do to you?

[KazekageGodaime]

vampires were a joke way before this movie

[GaryOldmanFan]

lmao! Brilliant! Edward Cullen in a saw trap ... ahhh, thats wishful thinking.

[FreaxEntertainment]

LMAO

and you ppl w/ the giant comments are fucking spamming. -.-

[xXclaymatorXx]

can't even see him genius

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

lol

[demiserofd]

VAMPIRES DONT EXIST.

This, debating whether or not a NONEXISTANT, FANTASY CREATURE sparkles or not is COMPLETELY POINTLESS. Get over it and go back to jerking off to WoW monsters. yeesh.

[Mileyisawhore99]

"FACEPALM"

Vampires are supposed to DIE when exposed to sunlight, not die.

[BugEyedEarl]

@Mileyisawhore99 That wasn't invented until 1922's Nosferatu movie. Until then vampires were often depicted as able to move around in the sun but were usually powerless in the light.

[troyburger]

hopefully wooden stakes still work...

[Nomorebiscuits]

@troyburger Buffy is on the case.

[sparson92]

hahaha =)

[cathelealv]

Omg, hating something only because "it isn't supposed to be like that" is stupid. I mean, who has seen or met a real vampire to tell what exactly a true vampire should be like?

[SoTruth4ul]

@cathelealv Ive read books on vampires and seen movies like edward really disgraces them, even Little Vampire was more fierce then this guy but they did good on new moon tho Kudos

[Atak0fth3Umpalumpas]

You sound like you think vampires are real. Christ Almighty, humanity is doomed.

[cathelealv]

Well, guess what? By saying "who has seen or met a real vampire to tell what exactly a true vampire should be like ", I mean that there is no proof of how a vampire should REALLY look like. And anyway where did you find me saying that "vampires are real"?

[BugEyedEarl]

@cathelealv The issue comes with the fact that vampires, when people believed in them, were feared and thought of as soulless monsters. There is some interesting middle ground in ways to portray them, but Twilight takes away almost everything that makes them threatening- being a vamp makes you pretty, gives you a superpower, super-strong/fast, and you sparkle in the sun, and you can learn not to drink human blood. It gets to the point where you think she should have just made up a new monster.

[cathelealv]

@BugEyedEarl At last a normal opinion, not like the ones "you are stupid if you think different".

And I accept your opinion, 'cause you ARE right. I just like that there are also other interpretations of vampires, like Twilight. Okay, and now it all can rain down on me from all the Twilight haters: "you are an idiot" or smth. But I just have an opinion as well, that's all. I didn't mean to offend somebody.

[Aknara]

Considering they are fictional, I don't see the problem.

[Banisoup]

@Aknara Because people are treating them like they're real. Have you seen the valentine candy from this movie? It's so depressing. They don't say "I love you" It says, "I love EC". These kids are absolutely obsessed. And the books were poorly written and it's a TON of fan service. It's easy to get angry over because they're so obsessed.

[Aknara]

@Banisoup It's no different than my 10year olds current obsession with Naruto. He lays in bed before lights out practicing Jutsu's with his hands lol.

It's a phase, it'll pass. The hatred that some people are displaying due to fictional characters is just ridiculous.

[Banisoup]

@Aknara

It's easy to say they'll get over it. But I view the Twilight fans sort of like Star Wars fans. I'm not angry as much as just weirded about by some of the things they're doing for twilight. I've seen tattoo's, and kids named after these characters. It's scary. Your 10 year old probably will grow out of it but these teens might be stuck with it for a very very long time.

[hockeytofu101]

@Aknara ya but naruto doesn't change the whole meaning of Japanese anime and doing dumb stuff i assume your an 80s child remember pokemon what if they all of a sudden took charmander and made it so that instead of dieing from having his tail blown out he dies from being burned up and that blowing out his tail makes him more powerful see thats what it does in twilight it takes vampires and instead of them dieing from sun in the sun they turn beautiful it's just so unbelievable

[A7XFANFORLIFE1]

Oh give me a break. If you think that vampires sparkle when they are in sunlight then you are a dumbass. This movie is a disgrace

[cathelealv]

Omg, you people are funny. :D You just don't get what I'm saying. All I want to say is that everyone should stop the stupid arguing about "what is a mythical creature really like". Vampires ar not real so deal with the fact that everyone can portray them as they like.

[zebadboy]

rather or not the vampires exist is not the question, the thing is that vampires are monsters cliche, you can't change that and expect people to be like: woaw! that's so awesome! .... just take medusa, from grece's mythology and make her... a complete normal woman that seduces men with her huge boobs do you think people would buy it NOOOO it's not what they " are " it's what we expect to see when we are told something.

[zebadboy]

if someone told you he/she'd give you a kiss and than punched you in the face, wouldn't you arg? :P

[dreamomega]

...Yes...Vampires are totally supposed to sparkle...i heard about this from a cousin..IM totaly thinking he's ass packing..He went with his mother at 14...No gf...lol. like..really....WHAT THE FUCK...SPARKLES..whatever...La­me

[SimponsMaster]

HAHA Thats a scene from Saw XD

[CristianShowtime]

new and different!?!?!?!?

COME ON!!!!

[sussyshg]

:-)

[xSillyTillyx]

I LOVE THIS!

AHAA'S. LOL

MWAHAHAHAH EVIL PARNSIP

omg

NPOeROFL I STOLE THE KEYBOARD AHAHAHA

[darkstar0709]

Sparkles wtf

[SimonRivas]

AHEM I whined. i'm still upset Legolas wans't related to the Keeblers

[IckyThump333]

I was pretty happy about how pretty that man was though.

[darkyoda]

Ah, wrong. Vampires are a product of very old legends that go back to Romania. In the old traditions, not some writer's generation and ideas, Vampires could not stand the sunlight because they were creatures of darkness, creatures of pure evil and Satan. The light was everything good and pure, and nothing dark could stand it. Thus, vampires do not "sparkle" vampires burn and die. Read the old legends and you'll understand. Not some kid's book with cute "sparkle" vampires.

[Yeesha8679]

Ah, right. Many countries in the world have vampire myths, and they are as diverse as the countries that spawn them (chinese vampires, for example, are more of a zombie). It IS within the writer's prerogative to make her vampires different. We make fun of sparkly vampire not because it's inaccurate, but it's frickin ridiculous.

[hockeytofu101]

@darkyoda that is true but you only traced back to romania you can trace them even further to greek mythology but this series is a lame excuse of vampire movies

[twizard101]

@darkyoda Yeah finally someone that agrees with me! :D i tell my sister this all the time and she says that its false. But i checked out Dracula from our school library last year and had her read it she still thinks its dumb that they burn in the sun and dont sparkle like in twilight! i sat her down and told her this same thing and she finally believed me :D

[7255202]

@twizard101 This generation of kids ruined the awesomeness of vampires :(

Interview with a vampire is a fantastic movie. Wasnt quite dark enough but its my favorite.

[TheJAGShow100]

@darkyoda trolololololol you idiot, those are all myths.

[darkyoda]

@TheJAGShow100 And you're what, saying "Edward" is real? If that's the case, I've got a bridge in New York that I could sell you. Since you'd obviously be stupid enough to believe me and buy it.

[TheJAGShow100]

@darkyoda Psshh vampires dont exist. much less ones that freaking sparkle............

[itsdontay]

that was a scene from saw

[KarasuCrow27]

The book was okay and all, but then I saw the movie and I was all "Lawl, shit, serious vampire Fail going on here!"

And why the fck did "Edward" roll around in glitter before this scene? is he a fcking fairy or something?

[vampiregurl311]

Vampires aren't supposed to "glitter". I agree with you. that was funny as HELL!! LOL

[64xD]

OOOEEKKEKK AKKAKK!

I LIKE BUTTER

[konohartist52]

for the love of god/buddha/jashin/anybody else

fucking vampires are supposed to die with damn sunlight not freaking sparkle

speaking of this series killing the once awesome name of vampires

REAL Vampires don't fucking show up in pictures right?

so my question is,

"Why in the hell is that faggot on the front cover?"

some belated reply I know I'll get

"F*ck joo twilight rockz edward is haawt and he's a super speshul vampire so thats wai...marry me edward!!!"

in short: Twilight sucks.

[leemcbride2020]

konohartist52

I'm sorry, did you say REAL vampires?

hahahahahahahaha!

[konohartist52]

o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oh my bad~

I'm sorry Captain bizsnort I didn't make it clear enough so that somebody of your status could understand

"ORIGINAL Vampires don't fucking show up in pictures right?"

happy now?

=)

[leemcbride2020]

I have no status, that's silly.

Stoker's Dracula didn't sparkle. Nor did Nosferatu, if I recall. So what? They are products of a writer's mind, as are the vamps from this piece of garbage. Creative freedom and all. If you're a 'vampire purist,' don't watch it a second time. Plenty of teens are mad for it (sigh).

Can we stop imagining that there are 'real' vampires to compare these kids to?

Lastly, I thought the Captain bizsnort bit was hysterically funny, no sarcasm. Well done.

[konohartist52]

I guess.

why thank you.

[CapAmericaUSA]

I agree wholeheartedly, I hope every character in Twilight dies a painful death lol.

[FeTaJaPell67]

Yes. Yes it does.

[MamaLuigiXYZ]

I AGREE I could just film myself shitting in the toilet and it would make a better movie

[vampiregurl311]

LOL!!!!!!! sry that was kinda funny XD

[DMU555]

@MamaLuigiXYZ Yeah, throw a little glitter on it afterwards and you'll revolutionize the way people think of shit.

[1escapewithfreedom1]

i read the book twilight and i liked it but im not some uppsessed crazy fan but when they made the movie it sucked P.S VAMPIRES DONT FRICKEN SPARKLE ONLY FAIRES DO

[iddoAdam]

yay someone who's read the book and didn't turn into a obsessive fan girl thirsty for the blood of those of us who don't like the series....it's good to know there's fans like you out there

[TheDullahan]

@1escapewithfreedom1 Uppsessed? Yeah, Eddyboy's a fairy alright.

[Moroxa91]

The skin of a killer hahaha!!! a sparkling killer lol, edward is soo gay and

anti-vampire, i also hate bella, jacob is pretty cool and hot thought

[MassiveMarket]

the author of twilight took everything cool about being a vampire out of this edward guy....wouldnt it be easier to call him an elf or something?? god twilight is so overrated....

[MSgtK]

-facepalm- LAME.

"The skin of a killerrr.." In that whiny voice... ugh..

=.= This move got 5 MTV awards include best picture.

What.

The.

Fuck.

This generation blows chunks, I wish it were the 80's or something, hell anything. -_-

[quantumman69]

*twitch* vampires don't FUCKING sparkle!!!!

[Stonetemplepilot45]

I think edward is from a klan of gay vampires and when the other ones go in the sun and burn he's just like look at me i sparkle

[glurgburg47]

i love twilight!

and for all the haters out there, do you have anything else better to do? you jsut wast ur time away commenting with hate. thats just wasting ur time... time u wont ever get back!

so just back off, or shuv it up ur asses :)

*TEAM EDWARD* !XX

[iddoAdam]

okay first off..you love twilight. Good for you. I for one don't, hence why I made the video, but each person has the right to their own opinion. Two - aren't you wasting your time commenting on other peoples comments (yes it would seem i'm wasting time too, but it's almost 1 am here, so i have time to waste) 3. why do most (not all) Twilight fans like to threaten people who don't like it? I mean do you really think its scaring us?

[glurgburg47]

i was killing time alsoo.

but i dont threaten ppl. im just getting rel fucking sick and tired of everyone doing that. ++ All the fucking spamming thats going on.

i say retardeed stuff all the time so dont take me too srsly gosh.

lol

sorrie got bored.

[iddoAdam]

good to see you were just kidding, and just like you are tired of people commenting negatively on twilight, I and several others are also tired of hearing about how we need to stop hating on it. Now yes, some people do go too far (mine was made for laughs, just like the other ones I made. Even my friend who loves Twilight likes them) , but going too far applies to both sides. I am in no way saying that you are one of these people, just trying to let you know why I put the #3 on my other reply

[tooeasy92894]

Twilight sucks woo!!

Yeah, I'm doing this just to annoy you! XD wahahaha

[FusionCicada]

@glurgburg47 LOL

[Causalspark]

For the love of.....He's a vampire.....EXPLODE!

[weatheringheightskil]

haha!! good one

[sk8ergirl2448]

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!

OR ALEAST ONLY GAY ONES DO

i fell sorry for all the people that actually like this crap......

[EvilsEyesLive]

What's next? Garlic just makes him cry sparkles? Van Helsing wouldn't kill this guy because he's a vampire. He would kill this guy because he's a total douche bag.

[icexskater]

stop comparing him to dracula. if stephanie wanted him like that, let her have him like that. i think twilight is great, and i love the movie. :D

[musicjamluver48]

so he went into the sun and just SOMEHOW started sparkleing? .__.

[ThatsKINKYProdz]

its his skin, retard. -_-

[BodhiSifa]

gay character says "its what i am" guy from Saw says "God damn you bright my eyes my eyes"

[TheSecondR]

WTF?

every REAL vampire fan knows that when

vampires get hit by sunlight

they f'n die! they dont f'n sparkle!

does Dracula Sparkle? no

does Nosferatu sparkle? no

does any real vampire sparkle? OF COURSE NOT ITS LIKE SAYING EVERYTIME YOU WATCH TV LAZERS COME OUT OF YOUR EYES, kinda like cyclops

[Thatonedude9934]

Dracula should go kick Edward's ass for disgracing Vampires like this.

[eileenbeansprout]

whats the song in this scene called?

[LeiranNZ]

Edward reminds me of useless glitter text :|

[mad1238]

haha! lol!

[TheMan810]

fuck twilight this movie suck balls only reason why it didnt go to dvd because of you goth bitchs and some gayswanted to see it . what kind of vamp sparkle

[freakhyena]

goths dont like sparkles

[MPizzal]

"what kind of vamp sparkle"

Bitchy ones that don't even deserve to be called vampires. Even Vamp from MGS, who is bisexual and drinks Raiden's semen/blood, is no where near as gay as Edward.

[Bankotsufan1]

Goths hate Twilight.

Get your facts strait.

[StacieSOhelena]

i'm a goth and i love twilight

[AmberHaydenChannel]

Wow sparkling vampires, how dangerous.

This is shit and an outrage to literature and an embarrassment to vampires everywhere.

[StacieSOhelena]

well he is a slovak nelapsi vampire lol i guess they are all different XD

[DominatingWeekly]

twilight is for fags and preteen girls, go buy an overpriced dress at hot topic

[xxAEAJxx]

LoL!

ur genius dude

[tooeasy92894]

I'm not goth and I hate twilight, too! XD yaaay!!

[xfiles123456789]

wtf

[kurostorm]

LMAO....their defence is SPARKLE!!

Stupid, vamps should never sparkle!!

I think if he did not sparkle, I would be more interested...........

Dracula does NOT approve!!

[ZacsGirl87]

i think its diferent dat he sparkles!

das why its so much better...creativeness...plus its sexci

[freakhyena]

different and better are NOT the same thing. hitler was "different."

[iddoAdam]

i just let out a very loud "HA" when i read your comment

[Bankotsufan1]

I use that same line when people say "Well if it's bad, why is it popular?" XD

[DominatingWeekly]

n/sync and backstreet boys were popular, do you think those were great

[MPizzal]

Different does not mean creative.

[matto95]

Hes a disco ball

[AppleTheLoser]

This video brings the lulz.

[Kilkrebel]

WTF is up with people having orgy fits when he sparkles? O__o

(That did seem a bit orgy-ish)

[iddoAdam]

orgy-ish?

It's the scene from Saw when the lights first turn on in the bathroom, and it's really bright to Adam

it is in no way an orgy-fit

[coolestgyever531]

That isn't. That's like, 1/10 the fit tat a normal preteen girl would have over his sparkliness. The preteen girls....that's where the orgy-fitting is.

Oh, and I might add in response to your awesome video:

LOL. Great!

[pimiborek]

awsome dude