Lewis Black the problem with milk today

[taano71]

Ahahahaha moo cow fuck milk. I laughed so hard.

[TheCheezhead15]

@taano71 me too He's right

[TheNOSTALGICDECAY]

aah how i miss the days of communism where i didnt have a choice and the state told me what i could buy. stupid america and their options

[oneslifesadream]

Funny, funny man.

[TatiFromMaui]

I love Lewis black!!

[DSWrath]

This man should be the leader of the whole world. Because he is one of very few people that is actually smart and would snap the rest of humans out of their moronic ways. 90 % of the planet is water, and yet we decided to pollute the planet by bottling water instead of doing the smart way and just filter it. Just watch his bit on water of this special stand up he did and he'll explain it.

[crmt00]

fuunnnnnyyyyyyyyyy

[SuperSouthpark101]

WELL HE WASN'T BLACK AT ALL. >:C

[pmellinify]

If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk.....then what's in the fuckin' carton?

[HatHeroTeam]

Moo Fuck Milk?MOO FUCK MILK?!

[dave55811]

@HatHeroTeam Moo COW Fuck milk; you missed the "Moo" part. :P

Lewis also forgot to mention "chocolate Moo Cow Fuck Milk, too." But that's in his Rules of Enragement CD.

[marvflowers86]

soy juice...ba ha ha ha ha ha ha

moo fuck milk, omfg, what more can this dude say

[ZWGrail]

8 people love suckin' on a Soy titty!

[SergeantSatire]

this is my favorite lewis black skit, tooooo funny

[themitchies]

1:11

why so funny lewis why so funny

[ayyou42]

he made jokes about MILK hlarious. well done

[Ig0tlif3]

I laughed the hardest when he just said "soy." and stopped.

[barcoblanton52]

Black for president

[hanaump6]

@barcoblanton52 we already have a black president

[Thathurtsman]

@hanaump6

He means Luis black for president...

[weg26]

Holy fuck this guy is funny, whenever I feel down I just view a couple of videos of this guy and it changes my mood, so moo cow fuck milk for all .

[praetorian2150]

i would have loved to see black and george carlin do a joint standup

[mongomondomongo]

It's true - I do, in fact, start to gag when I say "soy juice".

[goliathishere]

Lewis Black on broadway, the best I've ever seen!

Moo cow F milk, LOL!

[4SCARECROWS]

Moo cow fuck milk!!

[ARod016]

I need to find myself some moo cow fuck milk

[runly1]

Soy. Milk. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

[Ally12291]

moo cow F0ck milk!!

[BicantstopW]

@goofymccoy

those women are lactose intolerant :)

[bigazztoker]

Moo Cow Fuck Milk!!! Classic

[angemala]

His expressions are hilarious! He's so rude. Love it!

[flexibledude123]

Amen to that. Stick with the moo Cow fuck milk

[Yourroyalawesomenes1]

there no soy milk cuz the no soy tiddy hahahhahahahahahaha

[VipersHockeyLeftD]

ha ha ha used to work in a dairy department. Drove me nuts too. Thought a lot of shoppers where suckers on a lot of this stuff.

[bioshock5678]

@goofymccoy: I KNOW!! They were either dragged there of won free tickets...

[thedavecorp]

"...moo-cow-fuck milk."

[HellsYeea]

FUNNY AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[landwehr3]

MOO COW FUCK MILK!!!!!!!!

[syncm]

...so whats in the fucking carton?

Good question Mr Lewis!

[K1LLJOY818]

is milk good or bad? i rest my case

[Sorina03]

It is talking to my milk, and making it feel bad about itself.

[randy8855]

This sequence is one of the funniest ever !! Lewis Black is a genius . He is the only one out there today , that can rate with the giants of comedy.

[Somerandomguy71295]

It is talking to my milk, and making it feel bad about itself

[kojikatsuya]

KISS MY DICK

[deekaljin]

soy juice!

very true.

[carmaj156]

Milk doesn't need a friend!!

[KCDE359]

LOL... Moo cow fuck milk... xD

[planetlennie]

why do you idiots repeat the lines on these posts?

[ThePumpkinQueen456]

Cause their funny?

[45princeofdarkness]

they're as in they are

[ThePumpkinQueen456]

My bad, thanks.

[babsishere83]

Why are you asking idiot strangers a question?

[Anonyymous77]

so its vagina milk. awesome

[MrCopperhead1861]

"Moocowfuck milk

[GiantSlayer276]

Im an adult I dont have to drink that shit anymore!!!

[RealDefentertainment]

acidophilus milk is milk with Lactobacillus acidophilus added to it and for those who don`t know Lactobacillus acidophilus naturally occurs in Vaginas

[stonerhythms]

Moo cow fuck milk.....fucking love it

[GRAV3R0T]

"If you're lactose intolerant.. you can't drink milk. So what's in the fuckin' carton?"

[SarahStarr07]

Lol, Lewis Black is Epic!

[rdcarty24]

moo cow fuck milk

[RevStaplehurst]

Lewis, please come to Britain!

[bala747]

'Lactose intolerant milk? Kiss my dick!' HAHAHAHAHAH My sentiments exactly.

[johncraig1379]

Yeah! Exactly!  Hilarious!

[monkfistlust]

I love louis but hate milk I do like soy milk alot I used to pour milk down the drain when my mother left the room

[HeartIOnceHad]

Soy JUICE, lol

[dancagurli]

I finally know what acidophilus milk is. For those who were also wondering:

ac⋅i⋅doph⋅i⋅lus milk [as-i-dof-uh-luhs]

noun

a fermented milk produced by growing the bacterium Lactobacillus acidophilus in milk, used in medicine to alter the microbial flora of the intestinal tract under certain conditions.

[theCulk]

soy juice. damn straight. gimme moo cow fuck milk all day errday

[RingoJay34]

keep clicking 1:42

lol

lewis black is the best!!

[giannone03]

LMAO this guy is to much

[Eric8542009]

you spelled "too" wrong.

[IndependentEsse]

I drink lactose free milk........

LOL

[aphect06]

"milk is not for people who are lactose intolerant......so what the fuck in the carton" hahahahahaha lmao

[theemceemurdah]

Lewis Black has the best delivery ever!

[yianki1020]

"Lactose intolerant milk -- KISS MY DICK!!" hahahahaha

[jadenyuki1988]

@yianki1020 that is the best irony in the world

[JACKHAMMER82A1]

funniest fucker ever

[skwerlz4life]

that shit belongs in the yogurt section

lol

[jambi1983]

soy titties XD

[dustyloup]

funny story...my son has been drinking soy milk for most of his life and whenever he pretends to be a cat he says "meow, meow, i want soy milk" too funny

[Vynjira]

..take the soy away from your son..

[ballsofsteel547]

it actually is like 3 pill of estrogen for every glass

[stranglestrong]

lol and builds strong vaginas

[goofymccoy]

The two women at the very left at 1:45?

No sense of humor. Goddamn.

[daroodee]

I agree dude, they should gtfo of there.

[SmashMan94]

no they just don't like to laugh when the jokes on them.

[spaceorbison]

I noticed that too.

[DannyBenner]

@goofymccoy i know

[immargarita01]

@goofymccoy MOS DEF not women but mere ogres! I agree with ya! Sheesh... would hate to be married to THAT shit

[kazknight13]

@goofymccoy I saw them too. They must have ended up with the wrong tickets. Expecting the Osmonds or the Wheel of Fortune or something.

[DSWrath]

@goofymccoy

What the fuck are those bitches doing there in the first place. They expect black jokes.

[Metules]

@goofymccoy yeah no kidden lol

[MadLip78]

@goofymccoy They're prudes who hate life. Plus, sitting down while wearing a chastity belt is probably uncomfortable as well.

[korusi]

@goofymccoy they must be two of the 9 that disliked this video.

[AntisepticNoir]

@goofymccoy

Probably just vegetarian republican antisecularists.

[stickybelvedere]

@goofymccoy

i think they're lactose intolerant

[BirchGrooveMan]

@goofymccoy They must be Lactose intollerant........and apparently Humor intolerant!!!

[goofymccoy]

Moo cow fuck milk

[unconcealed]

there is no soy titty lmfao

[lbjmjqrich23]

mazin sucks

[Arkkienkeli13]

Could anyone be so kind to help me understand what he says from 0:22 to 0:24 please?

[hp4373]

And alot of you were sitting there thinking...

[Arkkienkeli13]

Thanx so much, you're too kind. I don't know why but I had a problem with the alot. I really apreciate it

[jetaimemina]

.. and a lot of you are sitting here thinking "fck, I'm an adult, I don't need to drink that sht anymore."

[shadowperson12]

hes saying adults don't have to drink milk in a comedic way :/

[Shadyac21]

KISS MY DICK!

Thats a good one.

[fonna]

He is the best.

Him and George Carlin.

The BEST!

[kurktchian12]

Order:

1.George C

2.Bill hicks

3.Lewis

:p

[fonna]

The "Holy Trinity" of comedy.

*LOL*

[subblestm]

agreed

[xspondeex]

You are all forgetting Pryor. Truly one of the greats.

[CaliRaeMarie]

Your also forgeting Carlos Mencia and Christopher Titus. There awesome.

[asurasyn]

Tidus, yes. Mencia, not so much. He's the mexican Pryor.

[DOGSHAWKS]

1 Sam Kinnison

[DOGSHAWKS]

Sam Kinnison

[fonna]

"Sam Kinnison" Ah, of course.

[shayno123]

lol moo cow fuck milk

[TenthLegionX]

theres no soy tittty XD

[tarnopol]

This man is a worthy successor to the great George Carlin.

[Dreamerx47]

hold your tongue heretic......lest you want to be castrated with a wooden spoon

[matt12491]

Exactly my thoughts on soy milk! WTF?! MAN?!

gimme my moo cow fuck milk!

[skinnychef84]

if you're lactose intolerent, you can't drink milk........... so what's in the fucking carton?

[TenthLegionX]

i laughed my ass off at that comment bc its true XD

[dbc13]

not true actually. its just milk w/out the lactose sugar =)

but its still hilarious

[Dreamerx47]

second only to george carlin.....well maybe bill hicks....maybe

[Artuir82]

Yeah, agreed. Lewis and Bill Maher are my two favorites now that Carlin's gone.

[MasterExploder6]

I hope you mean 2 favourite "living" comedians

[nekobob]

What, no Denis Leary? Mitch Hedberg?

[LovetheRainbow]

"lactose intolerant milk, KISS MY DICK!!!!"

Fucking LOL!!! GO LEWIS!!!!!

[smokes2468]

This guy is so Honest it's great.

[MasterofComedy]

"Acidopholis milk? what the FUCK are u talkin' about?"

"Get it outta there, get it away from my milk, it's talking to my milk and making it feel BAD about itself!"

LMFAO!! priceless...

[naganorisama]

Mmmm... Soy titties....

[carolynihilate]

"moo cow fuck milk" hahaha... fuckin genius!

[hezlem]

and my fist stopped right in his face lol

[Prophet016]

Dude this guy is fucking hilarious! His facial expressions are priceless.

[telboy1966manu]

The best and funniest guy I've seen since the late great George Carlin! His timing is perfect, absolutely freakin hilarious! Thanks for posting this!

[Zman9711]

Loctos intolerent.... kiss my dick! lol

[djlucario99]

what IS in the carton?

[ksmith8402]

mooooo cow fuck milk!

[FallGuy82]

I like soy milk, but this was still hilarious.

[nhgoodeatsguy]

there's no soy titty, it's not soy milk!

[tuczyn]

it's soy JUICE ;)

[EMERGENCYSERVICES911]

Moo cow fuck milk. LOL! XD

[ChrisMarquette]

so fucking funny, the best line is "it is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself"

[kmcg84]

love this guy lol

[Stewiedabomb]

that is hillarious, and TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AuraOfHate]

Lactose and tolerant - you cant drink milk..so wats in the fuckin carton? Get it outta there, get it away from my milk! it is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself!

[tjgrz11]

it's lactose intolerant, not lactose and tolerant....hahaha

[calth9]

there should be a soy tittie... i call for science to start working on it

[brandon5849]

go cry about it lewis black and milk FTW

[harlequinforest777]

Do you realize we are the only species who drink the milk of another species, not to mention past infancy? Drinking cow milk is NOT natural. Actually, it's downright disgusting.

[6our6vampire6hearts]

ugh now that you mention it, that is rather revolting!

[Semperfim16]

um...dude thats kinda weird

[jenbanter]

asadolphilus milk is the milk that Big Bird's friend Mr. Snuffelupigus drinks.

[mrassy95]

wat about man milk

[jenbanter]

mrass, don't forget about coconut milk. (juice)

[fayeslover]

there's no soy titty is there?

[jenbanter]

I can hear it now, "Suck my soy titty." It sounds like "sore titty".

[peacelord]

Soy milk is good, but it doesn't mix with coffee.

[fonna]

I use it in coffee. But you have to get the vanilla flavor for it to taste right.

Dennis Leary and this guy should get together.

One ranting about milk, the other one coffee and both about vanilla flavored soy juice in coffee.

[coralarch]

Fonna, thanks for this. Bloody hilarious!

[TJLan86]

i love this skit

[Heero117]

Lactose and tolerant milk!! Kiss my dick! AHHAHAHA!!!!

[paintballpimp762]

HAHAHA NO. it's intolerant, not and tolerant u dumb fuck

[Heero117]

whoa whoa whoa, we both watchin this skit to enjoy it, so why the fuck you gotta come out callin me a dumb fuck, mister fuckin scientist, forgive me for not knowing how to spell...fuckin prick

[schneidersbhs]

moo cow fuck milk! hahaha wow

[gabriels107]

Get your lactose intolerant milk away from my normal milk. It is talking to it and making it feel bad about itself.

[candaianrifleman]

well i like my moo cow fuck milk lol

[sanfrancisco24]

Hahaha I'm drinking soy "juice"!!!!

[Notes2Nikki]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[CDZ19]

"FUCK, I'm an adult I don't have to drink that SHIT anymore!"

[happyfaithfulflower]

The most recent human mutation, according to scientists, is that which enabled human beings to drink the milk of a cow intended for a calf. This took place in the scandinavian countries. For those of us who do not have this gene enabling us to digest this substance not intended for human ingestion, when we drink it anyway, we suffer. period. either we are blowing our nose or running to the toilet

[ColonelFatso]

Thus we Icelanders are genetically superior. End of discussion.

[spoons1236]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lewis black rocks

[danislegend]

i love this stand up hahah mad funny cause its true.

[cra7zzzzzzzpat]

soy milk...no soy tity

[JACKHAMMER82A1]

moo cow fuck milk fucken hiliarious

[stormchaser11]

Get it out of there....get it away from my milk!!! It is TALKING to my milk and making it feel BAD about itself!!!! LMAO!!!!

[LuBu112]

If your lactose and tolerant you cant drink milk........so whats in the fucking carton? LMAO!!!! Lewis black for president!!!