SELF DEFENSE

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

just get a glock 23

[mylene0wnt]

A Daily Grace video was the last place I expected to encounter Anatole France !

[DominoDreamer]

im glad you came up with a golden rule from tumultuously dangerous situations

[HT66JG]

I hate it when I'm not capable to go home rapeless...

[NadezhDuh]

0:43 a female woman? What other kinds of woman are there?

[InsanityIgnitions]

Somehow this video reminds me of this: /watch?v=O3tNylJr7Z4

[likedudeftw]

omg its GRACE MACE!

[iceeselenawiz]

I showed my dad this video...

He's letting go out more often cause he doesn't want me going nuts by watching all your videos...

At least that's one way he'll let me out of the house(: lol

[huiqing24]

Over the years of being a female woman.. Or else? Female man?

[likingyourpants]

I feel like this might actually work. hahaa.



[JakeRobertFavre]

2:25 - Why grace will never by a mother.

[45XnimasnimenosX45]

Lol the baby

[CunnininnuC]

girl, you can do the macarena so fast.

[memonk11]

Finally. Now I understand why women shout "performance fleece" when I ask them out.

[1234thegurlz]

funnniiiiiiiii

luv ur vidoes plz look at my channel

[jameskeithv]

WHY IS IT REMOVED?!?!

[chibigrunt]

@jameskeithv It's not?

[catluver02]

@chibigrunt It works now.. When I first tried it it said "This video has been removed by the user"

[chibigrunt]

@chibigrunt Ah, OK, lol.

[AnnabelleComments123]

"I'M IN THE TOUR DE FRANCE"

[analuisadominguez1]

EHHHH MACARENA XD

[Spinkletons]

I learned so much...

[Irben101]

I knew that fuckin baby was a rapist !

[nealsphoto1]

this is my favorite video so far! do you ever just watch your own videos when you need a laugh?

[DrkAllanon]

ahahahaha, "porkchops!" I love it.

[tinydyn0mit3]

they match!!

[Crazychic207]

I almost shit my pants!

[xfoggiiieex]

PORKCHOPS

[PerezxBeauty]

its funny, cause as i watch this, legit, a rapist just drove by my house real slow o.O

[miszreese]

lollll @ The baby.

[WeAreTitus]

why are you and your attacker wearing matching outfits?

[Tyreezy96]

DONT F*CK WITH ME .

[ChainChomp77]

why the fuck is a baby attacking you...

[youonlylivenow]

What, no cool cousin from New Jersey? :D

[Xenu]

What does she say at the end - "I hate ice cream" ?

[Jadexfriendsforever]

@Xenu Cake Ice cream.

[clarinetluvr811]

grace! you are so freaking pretty (:

[GinaIsALoserFace]

i always think of tina fey when i watch your videos

[acmcfc]

@GinaIsALoserFace exactly!

[layymedownn]

being drunk and watching you talk is the best!!!!!!!!!!! i love you <3 hugsssssssssssss best

[MrJetwet]

ur so cute

[rissaroowho]

Thank God you made this video. I was tired of getting assaulted by creepy ass babies..

[RISEoftheFALLE]

... I've never been attacked by a baby before.

[TiiniiBiHayes]

i laughed so hard i cried

[sarasayshello11]

oh my god. i have that doll.

[icepersian]

Don't fuck with me. CAKE ICE CREAM

[mkkei]

Crying from laughing to much.

[DazzleLight28]

BUMBLE BABY!

[AngelicaKA1]

you have a hairy head.

[boeingnz]

Please don't teach me how to catch, EVER.

And just say U got AIDS.

[VISOR05records]

always knew that anne geddes doll was a rapist!

[Simplistified]

i tried this....i was raped.

[abbynady]

i always comment 1st before finish watching every video..

[NicoleLeighKarbowski]

Just got done watching you interview the cast of Harry Potter and it looks like Tom Felton and Matthew Lewis were totally hitting on you...I would make it happen. Did you go get coffee with Matthew?

[nobodysdc7]

You should set up a dojo.

[musicianforlife8295]

MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!

That's weird, my karate instructor's Mexican... :P

[WretchedShiro]

Thumbs up if you noticed the baby and Grace had the same top on.

[magnkat]

For some reason you remind me of Blair from juicystar07.

[AngelicaKA1]

replaying 2:12 over and over

[FayBear1]

can you teach us how to babysit or how to be a porn star

[Missturdnugget14]

U stole my idea! GR--ACE!!!!

[jaysmart29]

if you want to out weird a predator, grace, you should show them your videos

[VTOlympian]

how did the keys slide out of your hand like that?

[moneyman22tv]

i wanna meet the lucky fucker who got to fuck grace!! just sayin.......

[Brandonality]

DA FUQ!? BumbleBaby's a RAPIST!? :(

[KennedyGhost]

LIking for the level of awkward. XD

[MrBraxtonpredmore]

ITS BUMBLE BABY!!! :) FAVVV!!!!

[colombiandragon]

Wow you are actually a genius, because out-weird-ing your predator is what my teacher taught our class

[omnomnomrosie]

bumblebaby you sleazy bastard

[lalipop1996]

That baby in the bee costume was terrifying.

[shmanluvs2laugh]

I feel the need to out weird people when engaging in a conversation, and when I have sex with them.

[vanillabearize]

Am I the only one who noticed that that baby, or 'predator' is dressed as a bumble bee?

[keener932]

I got so " incapable of going home rapeless" last night

[ayyolauren]

I like that the baby has stripes on too...I KNOW IT'S YA FAV SHIRT PATTERN DON'T LIE

[CometLovesCupid09]

I yelled out "porkchops! porkchops! porkchops!" in bed and my boyfriend was like "I don't get it...are you hungry?"

[misspdt]

let me repeat that in case you spontaneously went deaf for a second...due to global warming

[marlena44mm44]

2:25 to 2:34 freaking hilarious macerana

[MacMcLeanTV]

"Don't fuck with me.. Cake ice cream."

[MrTedder10]

Cake icream!!!

[bradyandkoda]

Hi you are very funny...hahaha lol butt im not really loling..lol not...ha :P

[lemonsrokmysoxx3]

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van." is the dialogue for the predator aka bumblebaby

[boomerangNbitter]

teach me how to crocs

[musicismylove92]

0:43 "over the years of being a female woman"...as opposed to a male woman =P

[UnOxonien]

@musicismylove92 Are you an idiot? Why is this a thumbed-up comment!? What a DUMB remark. "Ooh, I feel like pointing out the jokes in this video, since I don't think people can notice them on their own." Sad thing is, the thumbs up seem to imply that people don't notice....

[musicismylove92]

@UnOxonien have you ever watched a single video on youtube ever? people put their favorite quotes in the comments to say that something was their favorite part, or something was extra funny...not to point it out for other people....and my point in posting this was actually because I don't think she purposefully made this joke; she says the first thing that comes to her mind sometimes.

[jaybird13x2]

Pork chops! Pork chops! Pork chops! XD

[DelayTheDecay]

Step 1. Get wrist control.

Step 2. Pull out your gun.

[aveslp]

@DelayTheDecay Agreed. Everyone knows it's all about wrist control.

[L36EnDaRy]

@DelayTheDecay Wrist gun? Like from Assassin's Creed 2? :D

[barkevvv]

@DelayTheDecay FUCK YOU BELANIE

[housecry]

@DelayTheDecay Derrick Comedy??

[TheDonniekins]

yyou have a lot of striped shirts....have you been shoppin at the prison outlet???

[xkbangbang]

NO! THAT WAS USELESS! Y NO HELP ME AT ALL

[namdlogd]

Grace .. all I wanna do is fuck with you

[cutekitten12]

im in tthe tour de france! and then car hits u from the side and then u get busted for steorid use

[lemix3]

That awkward moment when both of the top comments start with that awkward moment when..

[thefranstastics]

I tried this technique and got a wedgie instead of the clap. A+ recommend.

[Holygiant]

The awkward moment when both top comments complain about the top comments not being the same but are the same.

[deltapep]

I on the tour de france sploosh haha

[kelseeeycakes]

Female woman. As opposed to male woman.

[rintrah81]

The little green bottle wants to end it all.

[mvstoast]

This was super duper uper helpful.

[le0o015]

I miss my friday video :( my day is NOT gonna be the same

[dvalentino2]

totally going to use this on the subway

[carlmantus]

Your bangs look so much better!

[RingPopp]

GRACE . where is this weeks sexy Friday ?!

[IrethN]

Where would a conveniently located cup of water come from to splash yourself with?

[caliigurl925]

:P grace you're so cute

[whataawesomenut]

gracey, wheres your friday video..

[GoddessLeonie]

That awkward moment of people trying to think of something really, really clever about awkwardness just to win at comments. #likerightnow

[ShaunAlmeida]

i think this is the prettiest you've looked

[stknightisawesome]

That awkward moment of people trying to get the top comment.

[marbec08]

totally missed your mouth when trying to drink that water......just sayin

[ARRORITA316]

Or just say u have aids

[Shinyiis]

Hi Grace! your t-shirts arrived today (in Aus) mine is HUGE! so I will be wearing it to bed as a night shirt! Ha! love it though! :) BTW this vlog freaks me out a little

[OwlheartXx]

THE BUMBLEBEE BABY STRIKES AGAIN.

[bevo504]

Porkchops porkchops o_() can I eat you giant porkchop :3333333333333333333333+¥¥¥¥[¥­]

[missspiggie]

oh grace, the things you come up with from being drunk/bored/alone. <3 cake ice cream !

[MrBraxtonpredmore]

where is sexy friday!!!!! I'm not gonna be the same without sexy friday!

[SirenaLucy]

Oh, being a female woman . . . what about those female men?

[SkullOnRoses]

wtf graceeeeee!!!!!! whoooaaa!!!

[sophiaknowlescyrus]

Why are we talking about this Jenna chick? I just searched her and she seems fake and boring. Grace is awkward, funny, and naturally gorgeous, and doesn't show off her body to get more views.Love Grace!

[mrmoodyrudy]

Poor baby

[tessanobles]

DailyGrace =/= Jenna Marbles... I'm subscribed to both. They both rock!

[ClavoTV]

sexy

[whytevamp333]

hahahaha!!!!!!! XD!!!!!! if u want self defense piss all over the place,shit ur pants and puke like crazy!!! ;)

[Aceoage]

That shirt makes you look like a convict, that said you are totes cute for a convict.

[makkein]

This is stupid.

[FingerMyFinger]

@makkein i agree and not stupid funny

[rujawa27]

NEW VIEWSER

I'm enjoying the whole hipster-slut angle you're working. I like your style. You're hilarious and I'm so glad I found your videos. Keep up the good work.

[jmtpkd84]

Just watched this before bed time, I am gonna have nightmares now! Grace will defend me from that?!! Pretty please ... with LOTS of Baileys on top?

[oracularowl]

help! help! mace! skkchhhhhhh

[fabiola2500]

That's your Gnomeee xD

[selenalikethesinger]

2:22-2:32

HEYYYYYYY macarena!

[selenalikethesinger]

bumble baby rape!

[yoitsphau]

On tumblr I asked you how to avoid looking dumb after farting, and you said to do the Macarena right after, I'm glad it applies to self defense as well

[thenextsuperstar09]

I love the jail looking shirt she chooses to wear during this video haha

[rebeccam2]

THANKS GRACE! My mom is worried I will not be safe because i'm moving to a big city for school, but she will be reasured once I show her this.

[CaityLesLes]

Aw man, i was looking forward to another delicious recipe.

[thegingermuggle]

this beverage contains 50 mg of green tea extract. yum.

[MissxGreenxEyed]

Did you say, "I'm in a Tour de France"? I don't know if I heard right XD

[nikyole]

you are not capable of going home rapeless

[boots2177]

grace teach us how to drive a car.

[JENNsquarepants]

yay i love thursdays :D

[cocokitty289]

This reminds me of degrassi.

[JosephCee]

xD grace you weird bastard!

[Zebbazz]

I just realised that I've never had a real summer? :P

[BrowncoatByNight]

Why are is the baby dressed as a bumblebee and why are you dressed as a zebra? Is this meant to be bestiality self-defense?

[clydevalentine2240]

CAKE ICE CREAM.

see, you just might be on drugs!

the end. love, clyde

[Pandabearflyer]

OKAY got it when a predator is behind me i pick him up and rub his face on my sternum

[Evangeline30575]

The awkward moment when i don't care about the awkward moment....is awkward. =P

[Fonnakin]

watch this with closed captions

google talk is a crazy mofo

[vanitieswhorex]

rapeless LOL

[ilambnotyourwhore]

I have no idea what's going on in this video yet i was laughing the entire way through.