Merton Video #6 : London : The Iain Lee Show on Absolute Radio

[MattGreenyUTube]

8:00 - Thats what she said ;)

[mbaderson]

every video has dislikes you cant stop that... but with some videos i just can't understand why they have dislikes...

[Mrdrgeenthumb]

It must suck to live in U.K

[InaWiseJam]

@Mrdrgeenthumb Why?

[Monkeyfishism]

@Mrdrgeenthumb Where are you from?

[PianoChatImprov]

@NeriusLT In those moments, I'm trying some different keys to see what sounds right. Since any song can be played in any key, I try to find the one that feels most comfortable to me, or sounds like the original. I think in both of those songs, I chose a different key than the original, since I hadn't heard either one in a very long time. Most of the songs that I play by request, I've never played before.

[OberfeldwebelPfeffer]

Shmxi pants? British people are so weird. ;)

[chareclaire]

@OberfeldwebelPfeffer Camberley is a whole world full of weird.

[FreeR1ver]

british....AKCENT!

[LolFlame]

I love you, man! No homo.

[noob42O]

i didnt know Kanye West died....

[thekeithchannel]

WTF.. people in London are interesting as fuck. "My name's dramatic mushroom". "My gay fish died". I WANT TO GO THERE

[DramaticMushroom16]

@thekeithchannel Yes Keith, I am as intresting as fuck :)

[SuperChickenBurgers]

the last song was fucking awesome

[radzeer]

I just love how Merton and Iain are in total sync sometimes! they make a nice combo.

[RudiL94]

charlie bit my finger is an english video.... not american lol. good video though :)

[bundaberg440ml]

Merton your awesome... I hope I bump into you one day as it would be a blessing.....

PS that radio host is a total douche bag....

[andrey2793dec]

gay fish wtf ?

[imstoned6]

when your name is james, and you live in south hampton, and you make awkward pauses, when you're trying to talk. i aint afraid of no james......thats the version i know.

[ChadTheWrestleManiac]

The Incredible Hulk is my favorite TV Show of all time

[buthesgotasniper]

charlie bit me is retarted i take shits that are funny though

[fbizzy81]

he looks like jemaine clement

[stephen88hox]

carling?ew

[Evans1678]

When I get to the bottom should I look at dudes or chick? Should I look at boobs or category 4 swear word??

[LegendaryRock10]

Merton is the best ;D. Greets from Germany!

[MrDom3743]

theres 50 dislikes why would you dislike the video its awesome

[TheYoyohoe88]

Ghostbusters part was awesome



[xFr0s7yx]

Shmexy Pants!

[DontWatchTheSkank]

I love how many Trolls call the station up! Haha!

[Strandingarnir]

Merton! You are the king!

[neggan]

That laughing bitch is annoying...

[TheVlogsOfTyler]

Merton, charlie bit my finger is english

[santiryro19skibuni]

aw!!! my name is sophie :D

[zzZBrapZzz]

fuk you charlie

[SuperGuywho]

when was this on air

[LuuArmstrong]

The woman who laugh is soooo annoying

[LukaMegurine3]

Dude..... YOUR AWESOME! *O*

[cjlmopsw1234]

merton is fuckin drunk, if yu look at 2:45 he has already downed like 3 cans, what a beast

[PianoChatImprov]

@cjlmopsw1234  2 of those are full, and stayed full.

[Girdzyy]

@PianoChatImprov You need to upload again!

[chypzor]

@PianoChatImprov we're glad you were smashed.

[BrokenMaddie]

@PianoChatImprov

And Carling is the cheapest, weakest piss water in the UK.

[lOhhOkayl]

@BrokenMaddie Like all american beers haha :L

[ReAliTyxD]

@cjlmopsw1234 Considering your poor grammar, i must actually call you the drunk here.

[gavrokk]

@cjlmopsw1234 Pfffft, you lightweight :P

[Gazzl33t]

@cjlmopsw1234 Three cans to get drunk.... really....

[SaintsPenguin4]

@cjlmopsw1234 3 cans wouldnt put most people even tipsy?

[Tmants5654]

@cjlmopsw1234 three cans of beer constitutes being a beast??? Have you ever drank before? I'm not being a dick I'm seriously confused haha

[SyncedShot]

@cjlmopsw1234 Who gets drunk when drinking about 3 cans. :P

[MagnefyGaming]

@cjlmopsw1234 You get drunk on three cans of beer?

[FroIsPower]

That poor fish... =(

[Ttwillges]

:D



[djtrashcutter]

"category 4 swearword" :D YOU'RE AWESOME!

[laughwhore47]

For all the idiots who read the description and don't know what he means by neuropharmacological alteration, he saying that they seem to be on drugs.

[hjalmarBuoi]

the gay fish has passed away

[crispybacon345]

He said "Holy Shit your still there"

[PianoChatImprov]

MERTON'S SOLO PIANO SONG NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON AND ITUNES :: A full version of my piano song from the end of Video 7 is now available from iTunes, Amazon and CD Baby. You can find it by searching for "The Montreal Song" by Merton.

[Sasbanonker]

@PianoChatImprov What have you been doing recently / do you have any more content coming out anytime soon?

[missphilippop]

When Robbie said he was in love with a girl called Sophie but he didn't want to ask her out because he thought she'd say 'no', did anyone else instantly think of Doctor Who? XD

[XxSpYxX123]

whats the name of the original song merton sang for robby and sophie at 10:10 ?

[Blackouti386]

The end of the last song should have ended with trouser trout instead of salmon or trout. Still pretty epic though.

[Mr86400]

Do you ever wash the sweat shirt?

[lllllllllllllll88]

LOL He's a funny dude...

[fraazzz]

RIP Kanye West

[LaszeWins]

11:20 best part

[Bloppzor]

Her witch laugh is annoying...

[billybobinthehouse12]

Good job he has a hood. It always rain down here -.-

[wild284]

people like merton is the reason youtube is awesome

[MizsoSoup]

Merton is always so ahead of Iain, he's such a fast thinker.

[Fast4b]

Merton is a genius, simple :)

[crashAshdene]

Out of nowhere ".... Hey, Shmaxi- pants."

myself in rl: dead on the ground from laughing

[Ch3wyTadpol3]

He reminds me of nicepeter

[matttyyy747]

HAHAHA YOURE SO GOOD!!! make more videosssssss! ;D <33333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333

[HauntedMusicBox2]

@matttyyy747 3333333333 motherfucking 3! This girl is serious, about the number 3!

[InsrtUsrnmeHere]

the host talked  a little tooooo much

[my08impalass]

Dude, I could watch you all day.

[perciboy19]

you beat charlie bit my finger by miles!!!!

[TPKKPT]

one of the callers sounded like salad fingers :D

[InsrtUsrnmeHere]

@TPKKPT OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. i got goosebumps, effing salad fingers.

[thespacecream]

- fireflies request again

- so much fail in originality

[Microsmiley]

...What are the Category C swear words?

[Thomasbki]

@Microsmiley Shit, fuck, all the bad stuff. the radio show gets fined or they have to pay some monies when a swear word is said, the categories are for the seriousness of the word and how much the radio show has to pay.

[TacticalHub]

@Thomasbki Actually those OFCOM rules are very rarely enforced. During XFM days, ricky gervais and stephen merchant pushed the boundries of what could be said and they said it all including Cunt. That was on a saturday afternon. For every 100 complaints there are a million people who didn't complain and pobably laughed.

[iRoNtEhFiSh]

It's so pathetic how literally all the requests are some form of prank call.

[culbertsonew]

Uhh dude, are you wearing lenses in those glasses??

[theProcratinator]

why do you always wear that hoodie? don't get me wrong though that is an awesome hoodie!

[TheRichard2025]

PLAY MOZZART!

[jacktennesee]

Absolute radio is so funny! It really underrated, more people should listen to it!

[iamirshadhussain]

British people have a sense of humor.

[NeverListenHipHop]

Merton, in Frankfurt (Germany) we have a city part, called the "Merton Viertel" (merton quater), pretty nice :D

[namreg944]

his talking voice sounds like trey parker

[dude00794]

Hey Merton. I love your "improv" its as if you just channel all of your emotions in a lot of songs and let it pour out through a beautiful sound we call music. its a very unique talent and your lucky to have it, but your even more lucky to be able to use it for laughter and to help other people :D

[VEEntertainment]

@dude00794 why did you write "improv" instead of improv

[xDjickox]

amazing!

[crow38150]

YES

[LaszeWins]

11:22



[moepskie]

You're so awesome!!!! <333

[liltirent54]

Some freaky people listen to Absolute Radio :/

[Idiotequation]

@liltirent54 To True 0.0

[TheTailsDoll101]

merton is my new hero

[Mr12KABOOM]

Damn last vid I was watching I was thinking if I met Merton I would request Detroit rock city I'm sad now :(

[AboyNAmEDsued]

Hey Merton any chance that there's a video from you at the airport with the improv?

[NDepth31]

absolutely fantastic!



[HazardedActs]

i love london , yay <333333

[runtington]

MERTON I WANT YOUR BABIES

[PancakeMix1331]

how can you be so good to improvise on piano

[LouisMarshallx]

omg you sound like the guys from south park!! xD

[stosswalkinator]

4:04 What's that song?

[bobdull6699]

He's hella talented.

[seth6492]

I remember listening to this on my night shift, came across this video completely by chance right now. I thougth wtf at the time, I now see he is a musical genius!

[blochead555]

@PianoChatImprov really sorry to hear that, but very pleased to hear that you went, and had a good sunday roast! keep doing what you are doing, we all really appreciate it, and the respect you command is quite amazing.

[lydz25]

I've always hated Iain Lee. Nothing changed

[blochead555]

hey merton. do you realise there is a place called "merton" in london?

[OlagarosaO]

48 people are swdish and dont understand english

[squashy22]

Just wasted an hour watching this guys videos -.-

[SeACt2]

@squashy22 ur stupid to realize that your wasting your time after the whole thing.

[squashy22]

@SeACt2 I meant to say spent not wasted SORRY. Watching the videos was deffinately not a waste of time. =D

[SeACt2]

@squashy22 TRUE :D

[nevrest]

You're genius man, I wish I had as much natural charisma as you!

[priceyricey]

merton is quite a saucy crumpet ;) ;) ;)

[kabouterplop6]

do u like fishdicks?

yes

u r a gayfish

[crazymiha]

@kabouterplop6 Dude that shit is old. Like Jesus Christ old.

[kabouterplop6]

@crazymiha your mother is old, and u still listning to herr..

[crazymiha]

@kabouterplop6 Whooa! You pulled out even older joke. That joke Aristotle told to Alexander the Great when Alexander told Aristotle that he is an old prick.

[kabouterplop6]

@crazymiha but what does that matter? The question is whether it applies or not. Example: like Charlie Chaplin final speech. That speech is so old and in 2011 an example for the people.

[ThisIsCarsonian]

Lol american diction...

[rosytaylor621]

Looks a little like brad pitt

[kristiansvenkerud]

your way to good you deserve  more then 312,152 views.

[jcfan1000]

your vids are awesome! you earned a sub!

[Thatmetaldude590]

"The saddest piece of music is the ending theme in the Incredible Hulk"

Apparently, he hasn't yet had the opportunity to discover the Dark Ambient genre ;D

watch?v=o9Xb9N9hLwA

[kjo573]

You are my new hero fuck you Mythbusters

[stevieengland]

@hoptop77 Iain is retarded. (:

[JazzLover747]

"catergory 4 swear word" XD

[brighteyes256]

The part where he said "mushroomic head" sounded so wrong. . . :D

[Thatmetaldude590]

Hahahaha, 12:50:

'I'm speaking American English today'

'Yes, that's what I have my headphones for'...

I really admire the accurateness and humour of Merton and all his videos. Keep on being the best!

[knuckles91444]

he's drinking my fave beer xD

[Sophie27987]

Playing and drinking Carling, classy. Hehe.

[chatchick2]

5:56 "You have no pets?"

"No."

"Do you have a gay pet?"

Hey now, just because a pet's gay deosn't mean it's not a pet XD.

[ssalialiss]

the women laugh ... amazing

[KaMaKaZiiiiiii]

i'm british and i thought it was curb?

[hoptop77]

Wait we spell curb, kerb? Or is Ian a retard?

[oriolesaltec]

The Iaian song was great.

[Bloxy123]

OH GOD THE LONELY MAN FROM INCREDIBLE HULK...

So sad.

Merton, you are epic.

[Bloxy123]

"Kearon has a hearing problem (end song)"

Best song ever. (I don't care if I spelled the name wrong though)

Next best song: "mrmrgfmrmrmmgrgmrmmffph"

[mostwanted6111]

47 gay fish disliked this video

[SuperLadiesman5]

what the name of the song that they were both singing at 4:03 ?

[Sp1fyr3]

@SuperLadiesman5 Fireflies by Owl City (parodied)

[SuperLadiesman5]

@Sp1fyr3 thnx mate :D

[stowrob]

holy shit he's still there

i thought he'd hang up

[psvf1fan]

2:18 i think he says: i thought you guys left :D

[MrJsherrill721]

Whats a catagory C swear word ??

[TheMizukiKidd]

@MrJsherrill721 like crap shit btich, are C because there not terribly bad. then B is like Bastard Prick and stuff like that

then A is Fuck and Cunt, And twat and stuff like that :]

there you go

[DBTFxC]

@TheMizukiKidd surly twat at a class C? its not that bad...

[IMATORRESGIRL]

lol it was midnight there when it turned midnight here

[IMATORRESGIRL]

lol it was midnight when it turned midnight here

[imstoned6]

i aint afraid of no james

[PianoChatImprov]

SOLO PIANO SONG NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON AND ITUNES :: A full version of my piano song from the end of Video 7 is now available from Amazon and from iTunes. You can find it by searching for "The Montreal Song" by Merton.

[Esteban7214]

@PianoChatImprov Did u ever comed to holland bicose i think i ever saw u

[corygunn3]

@PianoChatImprov ...do more chatroullet VIDEO'S!!!!! D:< I LOVE YOU no homo -.-

[Celticpride99]

I want to know the categories for the swear words in England

[reptaboy123]

@Celticpride99 what do you mean?

[TheMikall11]

sorry have 

[TheMikall11]

hey merton i half a request for you i have this really good friend i want to ask her out but i dont know how i would do it would help me out

[glassofchees]

@TheMikall11

You should message him

[TheMikall11]

well wat do u think