ERC - A dork in the box

[myredpip]

weres the second part of this the: importent use of infernation vid

[oscarlover1000]

Is Blizzvalve still around?

[GmodCaboose56]

I love the *head desk* part.

[aaronclark2007]

Seriously why are making fun of a guy unboxing his PS3 tons of gamers do this it is not like his unboxing is no difference from IGN does.

[DemonicRemption]

@aaronclark2007 The individual who they are commenting on in this video is a person DCE and Ragdollman had some sort of vendetta against since he took their commentaries seriously. And if you haven't noticed in the tone of his voice he comes off as kind've a jerk which he apparently was.

[Falcovsleon21]

@DemonicRemption Don't forget that he was downright stupid too. Remember when he tried to rant about politics?

[DemonicRemption]

@Falcovsleon21 If it's as bad as you're implying that's one thing I'm glad Boomstick545 didn't commentate on.

[Napalmxxx2]

@Falcovsleon21 dont forget about the "rant" he did about the irate gamer, he's not stupid, hes retarded.

[GurahkXWeavile]

Have you ever of Legomationstudio? He's a YouTube Partner whose Bionicle reviews.....are pretty much like this. Constantly wasting our time and insulting our intelligence for more than half of the video. Go watch LandsharkProduction's ERC on him and you'll know what I'm talking about.

[Globalgladiator7]

Oh great! Just what we need, an idiot bragging about a pile of dogshit! Playstation 3 sux ass just like this (boring) loser who spent most of the video describing it. Older consoles(NES,SNES,Sega Gensesis,Sega Saturn,Playstation,and Nintendo 64)are "OVER 9000!" times better :)

[Falcovsleon21]

@Globalgladiator7 As much as I hate Sony nowadays I wouldn't go as far as to say everything beyond Nintendo 64 sucks.

[dankoopa]

wouldn't be funny if he got a wii instead

seriously though this guy makes a video about him getting a ps3

no wonder Ragdoll made an ERC

[Bilbo536]

He sure is proud of his ability to own a toy.

[sonicfeet]

Blizzvalve sounds gay when he says "bumpers."

[sonicfeet]

Strangely, Ragdollman sounds REALLY FUCKING ANGRY for no reason in this video.

[WhiteWolfOfDarkness]

lol, point me too his channel so I can make fun of him! XD

[98shahn]

"bad thoughts bad thoughts." That's gonna haunt me in my nightmares for about ... hmm ... THREE FREAKING WEEKS tops.

[GamerRelic]

he barely knows what hes talking about

[wildfire19861987]

I think i lost 2 or 3 dozen brain cells listening to him examining it. Especially the part from 5:22 to 5:25 D:

[Nxtl68]

he acts like we've never seen a playstation controller before -_- (like the controller has changed at all since its creation, other then adding the rumble capability or whatever its called now.)

[TheDamnMaker]

Going to the store, buy a console, then walk out. That is NOT an 'interesting' story !

Going out to solve a murder mistery with Spiderman and Mickey Mouse. THAT's an 'interesting' story !

[DemonicRemption]

Okay I'mma say this:"Anyone who shows their possessions on a youtube vid, or brags about how great their life in the real world is, is an insecure, idiot with a penis only two centimeters long. Why? Because anyone who's actually happy with what they have does not flaunt it like these cock-sucking fags.

also 2:41-2:42 made me LMAO!

[cactuargirl]

now he's going to lick the chrome finish

[CaseHa]

gamestop should have tricked him and put a PS1 in there, just so he could brag about having a PS3 and then see a PS1, t would have been the best freak out ever!

[MrNique09]

OMG this F*cker made me feel like a dumbsh*it

[JcUchiha941]

dumbass its called ETHERNET.

[GLENNOKUN]

Ehmmm WTF??? Infernet What in the Flying F*ck is that

[GreyMatter00Duh]

If he pulled something, that'd be as pathetic as the guy who said he was having a heart attack over trolls.

[MoonShadowWolfe]

No, you know what is the most pathetic thing in the universe, this idiotic nerd being second to it? The most pathetic thing in the universe are the two boys who had heart attacks while playing Pac-Man in a quarter slot machine.

Holy shit.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

......Did they run out of quarters or get shanked when they banged the machine? Jeez.

[MoonShadowWolfe]

They'd spent the last six hours trying to set a high score. The ghost came to close to Pac-Man, threatening to erase their game, and I guess the stress was too much for these losers.

Holy shit, I know!

[MSkull01]

Not gonna get you a diamond That sorta gift don't mean anything Not gonna give you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know your my shinning star Not gonna get you a house on the hills A girl like you need something real Wanna give you something from the heart Something special girl . . . It's a dork in a box! A dork in a box, girl! It's a dork in a box!

[TimeDawg]

Not even exaggerating, I'm honestly surprised he didn't read the serial number.

[Male12368]

Blizzvalve really knows how to insult our ability to read, counting, and our knowledge of the successor to the most sold console of all time.

[CrypticVision]

I can imagine he feels like the ape man in 2001: A Space Odyssey touching the black monolith for the first time. "Oog...shiny black rock (grunt)..."

[TheGameTerminator]

"Bad thoughts! BAD THOUGHTS!"

[gamemasterrusty]

I like seeing the vid instead of a static image.

[xtomass]

Funniest Ear rape Coffe i have ever drinked :D

[Stupidfart9876]

The character of the narrator looks like a friendly version of metalacalypse's murder face :P anyone agree?

[StarShine480]

Now that you pointed that out, yes! o.o

[TaiyoPrower]

"Oooh, I wonder what's in the PlayStation 3 box?"

Oh no! It's SUPER CANCER!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[broli3110]

whait that's not a ps3 box..its pandora's box :0

[Rhoeysama]

I wish he would just shut the hell up. God, what an annoying idiot.

[drunkendan]

Tell me bout the rabbits blizvot! Tell me bout the rabbits!

[TheRuruGuru]

If my Ps3 called me a bitch, I would blast it with mah lazer.

[darkspinesonic5]

I would lol if it didn't work

[skythehedgehog12345]

*facepalm* Gee, I wonder what would happen if we left him alone in a room with the ps3 with a hidden video camera...

Oh crap! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts! XD

[TheKnightMage]

ok that video has to be a joke right?

oh its not.

[Loffyglu]

Why does he think people give a sht about his PS3, anyway? =V

[SchizoSchematic]

Oh! Ragdoll, that desk sounded like it hurt.

[DarkInuyasha621]

omg its like the head on commercil where theres a giand arrow pointing to your forhead head while an annoying voice says over and over head on, apply directly to your forhead i mean IM PRETTY SHURE I COULD FIGURE OUT WHATS ITS FOR JUST BY READING THE TITAL I MEAN ITS CALLED HEAD ON but any wase i like how you demonstrated how oblivious he was bing it was pretty funnie 5 stares

[Skaarjguy]

That's an eMachines in the background, isn't it...

[darkfire158]

"And this power thing down here."

I would love to have that clip.

[KingPiccolOwned]

I thought he said ethernet. Which there is actually such a thing, as I recall.

[ninjasolidsnake]

what next hes gonna tell us how to put the disk in? cause i have so much trouble durrrrhh im an retard

[Aarixan]

He obviously thought there would've been candy in the box.

[thewhulk]

ps3 most over priced thing ever (IN my opinion)

[theunknownmaggot]

could be worse. it could be 700 dollars like the 3DO. and that was many years ago.

[Blazethunderhawk]

I almost had to stop watching. It was so obvious it was... painful 0_0 My ears have been raped.

Sorry, but come on it's a playstation 3, must we record ourselves opening it?

[LulzItsForge]

It would of been really funny if it was a 360 inside the box.

[GenoPuppet]

this guy makes me feel ashamed to own a PS3...

[Avileader2]

he's one reason why I have a 360 instaed of a PS3

[GWolfV2]

As I listen to these I think "The only way to make it on YT is to have an ERC done on ya!"

[Thecaniadianreveiwer]

FAVORITE eAR RAPE COFFEE

[KaitosTH]

Yeah,what the hell is an infernet

[onoratodanny]

and I meant Blizzvalve here

[onoratodanny]

*wallbang* This guy is dumb

[Gurahk2]

Inthernet? Infernation? God, and I thought Blaze and Aqua (InfernapexSpiritomb and AquaXEmpoleon, respectively) had poor grammar!...all due respect!

[NChlosta]

I only had to pay 400€ for this PS3 console, including LBP.

Man, he surely got ripped off.

[darkgomugomu]

walk into the store, get the system,...wait i was supposed to pay for it? damn.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Hey, you can turn the PlayStation symbol around? I didn't know you could do that! After I finish watching this, I'm gonna try that out on my 80gb PS3 (which currently has Sonic Unleashed in it =D).

[watariryusaki]

You can do it on the ps2 also.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

O_O If I wasn't currently at Huon FM, I'd try it out.

[Yarma14]

he got ripped off anyway a new one is 400 bucks

[BygPhattyPlus]

I am surprised he lasted THAT long! I would have quit a lot sooner into the video.

[Nightmare060]

You know, as bland as Blizvalvs vid was, surley isn't the commontery in this video a bit of an over-reaction? Or was that deliberatly done for comedy?

[uberari]

deliberatly.

[stjanki]

i think most commentaries are over-done deliberately for comedy to some degree. yes even those done on your vids :)

[HyperMoeMan]

its ethernet conection.

[metalhellspawn]

It's a little weird how I'm watching this video on my ps3 0.o

[Subrick]

My infernet's slowing because of this guy.

[Neotails8762]

OK, I heard the word a second time and he definitely said "ETHERNET" not "INFERNET".

[smartboy201]

Yeah, I just listened to it again a moment ago, and he does say "ethernet".

[uberari]

he says ethernet wrong. its pronounced  ee-ther-net

[predat0r18]

Seriously though, WHAT THE F*CK IS AN "INFERNET"!?

[Neotails8762]

I think he meant to say "Ethernet"; a type of internet connection cable.

[RedSalamander]

Dare I ask what an "iffernet" cable is? XD

[teababe27]

LMAO @ the headdesk moment.

[mechazeep]

Aww, did someone re-post it?

[badoinker57]

My infernet cable took offense to this video!

[mechazeep]

Dude you need to do an earrape coffee on the christianu2uber

[CrashTheMurphdog2008]

DCE did one awhile back, but it's been taken down/removed.

[FurNScales777]

Is it just me, or did Blizzvalve say "Penis" at 2:08?

[Yarma14]

I heard efernet

[Kevinisprime]

INFERNET

[tenlong666]

he got ripped off . you can get a 80 gig ps3 for 400 bucks.

[Nightmare060]

One thing I want to know:

If you were doing a video unboxing your new PS3, what would you talk about, aside from what is on the thing?

[journeythroughhell]

why would you be doing an unboxing video?

[pauling7]

used meh not good

[axels1girl]

i can feel my intelligence draining...

[metaswordsman]

i should have recorded me opening mine that would have been a good video, because the analog sticks are for thumbs not jizzvalve's asshole

[skills2gunz]

Blizzvalve's video seem like an instruction manual.

[Subrick]

For retards.

[iOniV2]

Probably been pointed out already, but he did say "Ethernet cable"...he just pronounced it "Eth-ER-net" instead of "E-ther-net".

[RWR01]

God, blizzvalve needs to script his videos. He might as well be saying "HAY GUISE, I GOT A PS3 AND U DON'T, HURR HURR :B". I could understand if this was for a video on repair or for a manuel or something, but this is just dumb.

The head-desk moment was hilarious.

[garrettisabob]

Do you like fishsticks?

[ocviotav69]

Wow,this video is making me lose my intelligence.

[jokamund]

Its been like 3 years since the PS3 came out, we don't need a freakn review of it.

[SailorStarfire07]

lmfao I can't believe people like this are for real.

It's pronounced EE-THER-NET. If he wanted to get all technical with his PS3, he probably should have done some research first... and look things up in a dictionary or something.

[redzool]

I have a PS3 and in my opinion it is a good system but i have to say that blizzvale is going a little bit to much over board about it, a system is just a system and nothing else.. nice video 5 stars :-)

[meerkat1monkey]

(87 year old) tank you, i now know how to use a ps3...and im not gona use it...insted im gona take a nap :D

[samuriazombie]

english mother fucker does he speak it?!

[SoraFan24]

I think I just got stupider from watching this

He's wrong,this is a insult to EVERYONES intelligence

[manuelito1233]

Flash of green in the exact(?) middle of the video.

[ilovkhvids]

he said 'ethertnet' it's on my little magical box that allows me my internet. idk what it is... it must be special cuz it's light is orange while power,internet, and dsl lights are green. eh, i just wanted to ramble :)

[ilovkhvids]

what was that subliminal pic after the first '2 minues later' ???

[squallhighwind]

I can feel my brain eroding. Thank you blizzvalve...you owe me a new cerebrum.

[emonerd826]

lol, blizzvale sucks.

[Envy987001]

Why dont you just go insult Ashens why dont you?

[MattTheSpratt]

Because ashens doesn't fail as hard as blizzvalve.

[Envy987001]

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[MattTheSpratt]

...what? ._.

[Envy987001]

I said NO ONES AT THE DOOR!

[sonicdude445]

Is it me or does this guy kinda sound like Luizprower?

[Krukkie]

The unboxing vids came to be when the game consoles were NEW, this fucking console is out for over a year now. Faggot.

[Dukect]

Wow what a moron Ragdollman98 you just got another Subscriber keep up the great work man

oh and DCE keep on being random

peace

[thedragonb0y]

I don't really see the problem. Just a guy who got a used PS3 and started explaining everything about it.

[Ionic54]

lol watch his others vids and youll see

[thedragonb0y]

Oh I see.

[dragonfire999444]

No offense but i think that the PS3 is still a shit system, no matter what games that are made for it

[MattTheSpratt]

You'll be sorry when they release Accordion Hero with Weird Al Yankovic and Wind Squid as PS3 exclusives.

[brawlfan100]

"and then there's this power thing down here..."

"OKAY im done!"

LOL what a fucking retard!!

[BGMLV]

This kid needs to get the fuck of the Infernet.

[LandSharkProductions]

ear rape coffee is sheer genius

and the guy being made fun of IS a moron

he seems to think we have the iq of a spade

idiot

another great video as always!

[meerkat1monkey]

this isnt like a DCE ear rape...mainly because DCE doesnt show any video footage, this is more eye and ear rape.

[RandomDCE]

I did state that in my channel comments.

[meerkat1monkey]

i cant be bothered to read that :D

[Krukkie]

Pointless comment is pointless!

[meerkat1monkey]

isnt that comment you just said there pointless?

[Krukkie]

Yes but then I should've said 'pointless reply to pointless comment is pointless', which is also pointless.

[mediaflameflaps]

Making that comment was pointless well

[Krukkie]

Just like yours. The cycle never ends!

[mediaflameflaps]

I can't stop making pointless comments :(

[Krukkie]

Me neither. 8D

[mediaflameflaps]

Here's another pointless comment

[Krukkie]

Guess what.

[mediaflameflaps]

What?

[Krukkie]

Another pointless comment!

[mediaflameflaps]

Didn't see that one coming! (sarcasm)

[TheBanjoFanboy]

I like this guy, he actually showed the video.

[Thargh]

What the hell am I watching?

[trainchugger53]

dis video insults me in-tell-ekt!

[elspoko]

What's sadder, The original poster making this video, the commentator trying to be funny, or DCE putting up this pos vid up=/

[xCrazyJayx]

That meme of Darkness screaming has got to be one of the few memes that hasn't been raped to death, lol

[WolfmanNougat]

Maybe he was making the video for his grandparents?

[mytymj7]

lol, i love how the character had a cute smile XD

[Krakachan]

Oh, wow! If I ever bought myself a PS3 (probably never) I'm sure I'd discover all the things Blizzvalve pointed out for myself. No one needs a running commentary!

[AnthonyPorathBuzines]

LOL I have no clue who this Blizzvalve guy is so I don't wanna totally hate on someone I don't know. But he seems really....really strange

[JackLunn1992]

"INFERNET" HE CLEARLY SAID "ETHERNET"

He is a retard tho ;0

[RandomDCE]

The first time he said it sounded like Infernet.

[Nightmare060]

Actualy, I think he has a speach issue.

[expotemkin]

"Nice touch thing" hmm that's pretty descriptive.

[teababe27]

LOL @ 2:44

[expotemkin]

haha, epic fail on him. I just got a used PS3 60 GB on ebay for 340 dollars.

[CalibraStreetKing]

omg in portugal a PS3 80GB is for 320 O_o

[pessimisticspaz]

ummmm......what the bloody fuck....who tapes that, really!........wow..sad

[Elliotbullet]

wtf :/

[3602433]

LOL WTF IS A INFERNET

[GamingDazeX]

...This is amazing.

Ragdollman, I wanna take you back, say around August or September I believe? You used to talk to me, Blizzvalve, and a bunch of other people you don't care about anymore. Blizzvalve had this video up back then, did you complain? No....You were friends! You talked to him everyday.

Around the same time, you said something...

"I will never have an ego, I promise guys"

So much for that eh?

*sigh* Times have changed...

[GamingDazeX]

Im gonna get flamed to hell for this, I don't care anymore. Im just saying my thoughts on someone who used to be my friend...

[RagdollMan98]

How exactly do I have an ego for something I did completely for the lulz?

[GamingDazeX]

I probably should have split that up considering its something different. You don't talk to us anymore, at all. You removed some of us from your friends list...

Dude, I may be taking it out of context, im just sick of how everyone is currently at war. I don't care if its for lulz, you are popular people, meaning you have followers, meaning everyone will hate that person....

*sigh* i just don't fucking know anymore man -_-

[RagdollMan98]

First of all, I have followers? That's new to me...

Second of all, please don't bring the popularity/ego card into this. That's not the reason why I don't talk to you guys that often (I'm busy and I don't sit in front of the fucking computer all day).

I don't hate blizzvalve, I just do these for fun.

No one is at war, man.

[TheSpammingFuckShit]

Ragdoll, you are trying to reason with one of Rago's friends.

I suggest to just like.. watch and laugh.. because we all know what Rago does to his friends, backstabbs them and insults them behind their back, and talks shit to their face and drives them to the point of suicide sometimes(e.x. weasleitachi123).

I feel sorry for the people who still call him a good friend.

[Spoothead12]

THis isn't really ear rape, or a bad video.

[Jack879455]

lol