Dirk's Naming

[Tf2vsgmod007]

Lol

[Kagageone]

"u literary naming baby a penis" XDDD

[behappiful]

"Dick."

"NO."

I lost my shit. All of it.

[PandaBearLuv3r]

i really thought his was was gonna be dick.

as in, richard.

[OriginalLemming]

Only a beginning of what would be Octo's brother's role in future videos, pretty much causing everyone to fangirl all over the place.

Even fanboys.

[megacpfan82]

I love how Dave can hold a baby by the arm with one hand... Without dropping it...

...

"My name will be... MINDFUCKED"

[1kgal]

I could not hold back squeal. This was most epic.

[TheInfinitePower007]

SO MUCH YES

[Rachelsama44]

Puberty hit that baby like ten thousand trucks and another baby on a flying joke book.

[midnightbloodynight]

00:24 Like a mofo boss :D

[blaberdoi]

I have the WEIRDEST boner right now... maybe it's all that expired whipped going to my head... hmmmmmmmm

[ProGeekster]

@roman11777

what the heck are you talking about? Dirk is too cool for puberty.

[papyrustree]

"72 more comments since you started viewing"

THIS VIDEO IS 26 SECONDS LONG. HOW THE HECK.

[sasusakuis4ev]

@papyrustree 28!

:P

[Stevarious]

Priceless.

[roman11777]

Dirk hit puberty the moment he first heard his name.

[Mintchanchu]

I lost my shit. all of it.

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

;-; 

[FenrinJRaten]

B-bit Dick could be short for Richard! D:

lol just kidding then the puns would never end.

[OohFiesty]

this made me laugh so hard lol

[PaopuFruit13]

ASDFGHJKL

[SakuraCandy00]

So, if Dirk goes through puberty, will his voice get deeper or...

[CaptainKupo]

this is the best forever

[WeDogsHowl]

sooo he just changed one letter in dick to make his own name?

[RtFaReAl]

He was never talking! That is how cool dirk is, he uses telepathy Dave. :)

[lPinkamenaDianePiel]

LOL HE SAID PENIS.

[801Milcah]

I should have done this before my mom named me Jonica. ;_;

[zombiechick100]

Dick~ Penis

Change one letter

Dirk~ Sweet as a motherfucker

[bananaphoneman12]

YES

HELL, FUCKING, YES

[appleobsessed1]

It’s ironic. Dirk is one letter from Dick, and Dork.

[CircDeAutreLunae]

bjdhbvafkjgfbkjhbfkvjhw

DIRK'S VOICE.

I AM NOW ALLOWED TO DIE HAPPY.

[Akrisa13a]

This vid is even funnier at 1/4 speed!!!!!! lol

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

Woot. Top comment. I now feel like king of youtube for the day.

[Channel13prodoctions]

Wait...

How the hell did he not drop Dirk at 0:25?

[Mattulaak]

@Channel13prodoctions

Cause dirk is manlier than you

[AKFPT]

Press 6 and lose your pants.

[halosky258]

His balls dropped instantaneously

[kolodragon]

0:19 <--Click to lose pants.

[elronman]

see Dave represents the homestuck fandom and their need to name dirk something overly ironic.

Dirk just represents himself.

[xMORGANisAkittyx]

Fuck the talking baby shit.

I'd be like "HOLY SHIT. IT'S BALLS JUST DROPPED."

[Koga34]

LOLOL. I died when he said 'No."

[SakuChan18]

How is dave holding dirk with one hand by the armpits? o_o

[xArtriz]

Dirk's the new Stewie.

[Plantix4thWatcher]

0:25 - Holding baby with one hand

[Maxie1468]

Puberty hit that baby like a TRUCK.

I do love both Dave and Bro/Dirk though. :D

[fizzles5]

Okay, I died at the fist bump. SO ANIME. SO SUGOI.

[Luxurio369]

@fizzles5 swag bump*

[PinkCatsyQueen]

I wish all baby's could do this.

[ShawnWellington]

0:19

[RtFaReAl]

*Flips SHIT* *Clicks replay button* HAHAHA Was I the only one who did a Success Wave? Because that was fucking hilarious and legit at the same time! X.X

[MeAndMyAwesomeJacket]

Aren't they named when they're 13?

[NightingaleCantSing]

press 5

[TopHatPsychopath]

My favorite part is how he says dirk. I dont know why i just giggle every time i hear it C:

[TheWarnerSister]

I can't think of any better way to do it.

[KronVirus]

Dave. You stop fist bumping that baby right now and hold him properly. You do not hold a baby like that. Gravity is going to start being a thing and Dirk will be on the floor. What is wrong with you.

[Krakatoa5249]

@KronVirus No, man. Dirk is so cool he can keep balance with just a fist bump.

[lilMsanimefreak]

@KronVirus Dirk is so cool gravity doesn't work on him. Infact Dirk controls gravity.

[TheWarnerSister]

@KronVirus The humor of that comment was made all the radder by your use of the word "thing".

Gorgeous.

[ChainmailleAddiction]

Dirk is a brony??!?!?!?!?!??!@?!

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

Dirk is the manliest of homosexuals. John is the gayest of heterosexuals.

[Sadnessinmymirror]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx Do you Rp Tavros by any chance?

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@Sadnessinmymirror wELL UHH, i USED TO KIND OF, iM NOT THAT GOOD AT HIM THOUGH, i DO KARKAT AND JAKE BETTER, wHAT WITH BEING ENGLISH, aND ALL,

[Sadnessinmymirror]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx I was rping on trollmegle with one (As Jade) And they said that, I didn't know if you were that Tavros or that the comment you left was just something the rper said

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@Sadnessinmymirror Nah that shit came off the top of my head. Mainly because of all the comics of "Karkat, I am not a homosexual.". And he is rather feminine.

[Sadnessinmymirror]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx Yeah X3

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@Sadnessinmymirror Don't get me wrong or anything. I love both of them. But Dirk more. xD

[Sadnessinmymirror]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx Oh totally, Dirk= AWESOMR!

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@Sadnessinmymirror Always prefered Dave to John. And now out of the scratch boys Dirk > Jake. However I love Roxy to death. xD

[Sadnessinmymirror]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx Yes! Someone is just like me!

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@Sadnessinmymirror Awesomesauce.

[appleobsessed1]

@Sadnessinmymirror I RP all of the trolls, if your looking for one! :V

[AkitaKey]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx Truer words have never been spoken~

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@AkitaKey There can be no truer.

[AkitaKey]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx Indeed, my friend, indeed.

[dragongirl1501]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx you win.

everything.

all of it.

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@dragongirl1501 Thankies. >W>

[dragongirl1501]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx yeah you're welcome. that's a lot of shit I just gave you. XD

[PyroWolfofEarth]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx That is so true it's scary.

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@PyroWolfofEarth It is the sentence to end all other sentences. xD

[FuckingKupkakes]

@xXTheNobleKnightXx OMG that makes SO much sense -smiles happily- =D

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

@FuckingKupkakes My top comment... GONE! GOOOONNE!! WHY CRUEL WORLD WHY?! RTBGSERGBRER RAGE

[SoPoRsLuRpEr]

Am I the only one who DOESN'T flip their shit, but actually laughs instead, because I enjoy my room being flipped-shit-free?

[CandyStarzz69]

BRO FIST :D

[toxicwar]

[win] XD (and lol i like the soundtrack)

*took noticed that ur using a lot of azumanga daioh songs in ur videos* .x.

[SUPOJosh]

if it was a "fucking" baby i would name it penis

[ResaChan]

Can your bro just voice Dirk forever? Please?

[ResaChan]

Can your bro just voice Dirk forever? Please?

[IDSearcher01]

If you search "dirk" this is the first homestuck related video that appear in the first page... lol

[sunsetlungs]

--NO.

[animecrazy45]

cool

[AG4Bsmearnoff]

sooooooo cute

[blazecatzero]

NO.

[AmunRa1]

Dirk's balls dropped the moment he first said his own name.

[Bhunt9394]

@AmunRa1

No, they dropped when he was concieved.

[MrGrifball]

@AmunRa1 No the first time he put on pointy anime shades.

[ScenekiddHeartsMusic]

BAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE!!!! ALL MY LAUGHTER!!!!!

[itzdracula]

He says Dirk in such a badass way :3

[bunnyotaku777]

Dirk names himself

LIKE A BAUSS

[XdappledragonX]

I still think that Dirk looks like Kamina....... rofl

[lucitetokki]

was watching this with my friend and she comments

"god damn that is one fine ass infant"

[AmunRa1]

@lucitetokki

Creepy yet true. o.O

[FireClawzz]

...I still vote for Dick.

[THEpsychofuzz]

YOUR BROTHER SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE EGORAPTOR I CAN'T EVEN

[claytonctc]

It was reasonably funny at first, But for some reason the brofist is what really got me.

[Ilovemariofan]

Dirk is so badass that when he was a baby he named himself. All rejoiced that day.

[XxXFaLlEnNiKkIXxX]

PFFFFFFFFT if i ever have a son, im going to name it dick and see if it does that to me x3 i will shit myself.

[WaffleKitty101]

I've seen this about ten times now but I still crack up laughing.

[xMORGANisAkittyx]

my name will be -deep voice- DIRK.

[DarknessAngel888]

..Dick-- NO.

[mewmewluchia]

Azumanga Daioh ost! :D

[ClaireCruzBitch]

*brofist

[ClaireCruzBitch]

You fucking nuts?

[rider1of1rohan]

So much masculinity in that baby voice ._.

[animalgurl5]

Dirk is so pro he named himself, he must be related to Chuck Norris somehow!

[immovablemonolith]

This would get even better if Dirk had chest hair.

[animelover2615]

how do i find you on Tumblr? :3 

[senpieloven]

holy crap that's awsome

[PKRockin7]

Hmm... dick

NO!.

[PieaterProducts]

Dirk is more manly than Dave even as a baby.

[TragicTechnician]

I like how, what Dirk says, goes along with beat. It's almost as if he's rapping.

Wow, a rapping baby.

*Brofists the monitor*

[NoaTenshi]

*presses 7* "My name will be..." *presses 5* "Penis. Would you name a fucking baby 'Penis'?"

[Izon22]

@NoaTenshi *presses 1* "It's like a little..." *presses 5* "Penis."

[NoaTenshi]

@Izon22 lol perfect XD

[santoys98]

niiiiiice

[happyGilbird]

i nearly spit my juice all over the place when he said NO. ahaha oh my god.

[YourLastLullabyx]

I JUST WANNA PINCH YOUR CHUBBY CHEEKS, DIRK. <333 ;w;

[Homestucktrollgirl17]

Not fucking nuts,

Nucking Futs XD

[LIGHTandFORESTSTAR]

I guess cool just runs in the family. :3

[Lavakitties]

So if Dirk's voice is THAT deep at that age, would his voice be like the All Spice guy's voice by the time he was 13? xD

[KalleoFilms]

Press 7 then 5 for "My name will be Penis."

[TheDdude50]

swag

[Ravelion25]

you picked a pretty cool name you picked there......Dirk (heh heh)

[AlienWeaver08]

Press 5 for penis.

[ViciousxVampress]

I... LOVE IT.

[joseaca]

Problem Sleuth, Pickle Inspector, Ace Penis

[wrathsangel666]

am i the only one who flips their shit when he says "Dirk"?

[MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

@wrathsangel666 Can't tell if upvoters are agreeing, or saying you're the only one....

[wrathsangel666]

@MANJYOMETHUNDER111 haha.... fuck you bro :3 

[MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

@wrathsangel666 Not even if you paid me a million dollars.

[wrathsangel666]

@MANJYOMETHUNDER111 lol so clever. 

[Alerya1516318]

"'Would u name a fucking baby, "penis"

[Venicexvee]

XD baby Dirk was so boss!

[801Milcah]

The Prince of HEart right there! XDDD

[TheKiara111]

For a very young age, Dirk knows what penis means and can fully talk.

QUITE.

[yoyithir]

Parents, don't know how to name your baby??

1. Name it Dick

2.He will start talking and reject your proposal

3.????

4.PROFIT

[chocobolvr832]

Oh my gosh, check out Octo's bro's link to his album!! He's so good!! Like so people can see!

[ElFreakinCid]

Press 7 then 5.

"My name will be Penis."

[SealandishKittens]

wat

[CruelHearts63]

dirk da dur :D

[fionatheotaku]

"My name will be DIRK"

So epic. All of the epics. All of them.

[mooses21194]

Penis Strider.

[yourfunnygirlash]

Dirk is so boss he named himself

[Shojokii]

I this this is the best video yet

[AdieuOphelia]

Dirk Strider = Derp Strider.

See what I did there?

[kage64love64]

....holy shit. Tell me, I'm not the only one whom flipped their shit laughing when Dirk talked. Please.

[randompeterXD]

@kage64love64 NO. WE ALL SAT HERE BORED AT LISTENING TO BRO TALK. /SARCASM

[ChezSneck]

@kage64love64

The voice actor of Dirk is actually OctoPimp's bro.

[inlove2day4evernow]

@kage64love64 You are not the only one! 38D

[SuperKaoruHitachiin]

NO.

[1Animeperson]

I like how when he says Dirk, Its right on beat with the background music. xD

[LolyeahitsKaleigh]

Lmfaygo i wanted him to be named dick all along

[XredInkx]

i would name a baby penis....

[adkpixie]

haha i remember seeing this hhehehehehehe

[NamxZero]

I love that fist bunp at the end, the sound effect made it sooo much better!

[illuminatingcolour]

And then..

Best bros forever.

[xMORGANisAkittyx]

My name will be DIRK.

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

broho-wait nevermind

[cinnaminice]

@Mikaru

He's a ventriloquist, remember? xD