7 Things You Shouldn't Say On A Date (That I Actually Said)

[daneczech]

Out of focus!!! Aaah annoys me so much

[english1d1]

if they haven't read even on of any of the harry potter or lord of the rings book and actually LIKE jarjar binks then they rly shouldnt even be there:P and 7 things you should say on dates maybe?

[CapnSassypants]

@english1d1 Good point, and challenge accepted!!  I'll let you know, once I figure it out. :-/

[LeKCroo]

Think it's good to be yourself and say what you want on a date, don't want to be false advertising :)

[angrygoldfish]

7). Cats are AWESOME. We can then talk about how we much we both love Youtube videos. I can then say I'm allergic to them but really love them. BAM! You're learning something about me.

If I was on that date with you, I'd be swooned. You don't need to be fancy or "go by the book of how to go on a date". You just need to be yourself. If you are right for each other then it will be romantic and nice, even if you just argue about Star Wars. 

[angrygoldfish]

5). Discussing your type is a dangerous thing because no one really should have a 'type'. But I could actually say that to you, so even if we walk away only as friends, I've taught you something valuable.

6). Random things about myself are the things that I talk about when on dates. The girls that I end up staying with are the ones who find them interesting, so it's actually a good way to test whether that person is right for you or not - whether they care about who you really are day-to-day.

[angrygoldfish]

3). If was compared to a gay friend who's awesome, I'd probably talk about the cliche of how gay guys understand women's needs better. Then I'd wink. BAM! Fliriting again.

4). If you give me a hard time about my interests, I do the same back to you. BAM! We're getting to know each other with a light-hearted debate on Star Wars and random bullshit.

to be continued...

[angrygoldfish]

Wait... I'd LOVE to see a girl do those things on a date.

1). If she tells me she's psychic, I tell her it's okay because I can see through objects... like dresses... and underwear. BAM! We're flirting.

2). Animals sounds are hawt and very cute, especially meows. Goat sounds aren't sexy, but are at least funny, which shows you have a sense of humour and don't take yourself too seriously, both admirable qualities and something I personally look for.

to be continued...

[pete275]

HOW ABOUT THAT MIDDLE EAST, CRAZY HUH?

[instantwagner]

Wish I could take you out on a date.

[CapnSassypants]

@instantwagner Haha aww. I highly suggest you reconsider how much you really like talking about cats before you make a statement like that.

[instantwagner]

@CapnSassypants ha already thought about it, and its worth it.

[thecrooksareinoffice]

It's ok to talk about politics on a date. Some people are very passionate about their political beliefs. Also people of similar political beliefs are more likely to stay together over the long haul.

[CapnSassypants]

@thecrooksareinoffice I totally agree. And in fact, I'd rather find out what a person believes up front, cause if they're not on the same page with me on some issues, I can guarantee it would be a deal breaker.

[thecrooksareinoffice]

@CapnSassypants Same here, I sure I couldn't fall for someone who isn't in a similar political camp. My camp would be considered working class freedom fighter without party affiliation.

[ilovethetribe777]

You are soo pretty!!! And funny(:

[myloflex]

My heart skips a beat every time I go to your video...and I really really really miss Aeirynn

[CapnSassypants]

@myloflex Awwww. I miss her too, actually. I'd love to see that Sugarbrain video again.

[Iluvatar3583]

You're just awesome, i found each of the 7 things you said a great conversation theme lol

[CapnSassypants]

@Iluvatar3583 Awww, thanks! 

[jutanclan]

Haven't seen your videos in ages and this popped up on my Youtube homepage - hilarious as usual. Just been watching How I Met Your Mother, it's epic. If I've learned anything from the main character it's that you just need to find a dude who embraces your "future crazy cat lady"-ness (Also a great classic video, btw). Whoever he is, he's gonna be a lucky guy. All the best out there!

[CapnSassypants]

@jutanclan Love that show! It never gets old!

[EverloveMusic]

Dude... you're awesome. And super hot! Strangely enough, I dated a girl who literally said EVERY single thing that you mentioned here. It actually turned out pretty good though. She had me at "you know, you're really not my type".

[CapnSassypants]

@EverloveMusic Haha. Just as you had her at "I like petite, tan brunettes with blue eyes." She sounds AWESOME, by the way. ;)

[lminsk]

I think it all comes down to chemistry. I'm either going to like you, in spite of the things you say, (which, let's face it--demonstrate your uniqueness--[I didn't find anything resembling a I-can't-wait-to-get-the-heck-a­way-from-THIS-psycho comment in the whole lot]) or I won't.

I have been out on dates with women who were poised, intelligent, sense of humor, etc. but there was no chemistry. Conversely I've been out on dates where the woman made a lot of blunders but I didn't care. Chemistry.

[rggast]

Wow 4 years between videos, I forgot I subscribed to you (and your sister and Madison Grace) Good lessons, can you do a video about not repeating patterns in the dating world...and how to avoid crazy girls!!! :) Good to see you back!

[CapnSassypants]

@rggast Thanks! It's fun to be back!

[myloflex]

I'm sorry but if they don't know star wars or Harry potter and lotr...they no good. I dunno, if I went on a date with you and that came up I'd be proposing by now lol

[myloflex]

Oh...and 1/4 Asian? how about 100 percent Asian? LMFAO JKJK <3

[CapnSassypants]

@myloflex Trust me, I have love for ALL kinds of Asians. If anything the 1/4 joke is based on the fact that even when I can't tell a dude is Asian, I end up being into him...

[CapnSassypants]

@myloflex Hahaha. Oh, if every guy were actually that cool. And I agree! I think it should be, "You had me at 'hello'... and lost me at 'I've never read Harry Potter'."

[HisagiShuhei]

Sassy Pants! I would date you though.. even though I like guys.. but I'd date you..

[CapnSassypants]

@HisagiShuhei Awesome! That's an even better compliment considering you're not into the ladies.

[HisagiShuhei]

@CapnSassypants Aw <3 No problem! :)

[HisagiShuhei]

My date walked in with a chanced shirt.. I burst out laughing because that shirt made him look like he was 7, I said it too..

[CapnSassypants]

@HisagiShuhei Ha. Note to self: Don't tell your date his silly clothes make him look like a little boy. Got it.

[ironant]

theres nothing wrong with jarjar

[CapnSassypants]

@ironant Eh...

[econchino]

i thought the knocking the crap out of the deer story was actually pretty good.

[CapnSassypants]

@econchino Haha, thanks. Glad to hear it. Considering all involved parties (both myself and the damaged deer) didn't take it so well, someone ought to get some enjoyment out of the whole ordeal, right?

[wavewash]

I kinda wanted to see more cat pics... *laugh*

[CapnSassypants]

@wavewash That's a dangerous request to make. Joking or not, I'm sitting here struggling to not fulfill it.

[wavewash]

@CapnSassypants You need to follow this desire to its end!!!!

[CapnSassypants]

@wavewash ROAR. YouTube won't let me post links to the pictures featuring the faces of all of my beautiful babies! Unacceptable, YouTube.

[shoestringconcerts]

i would probably put up with all that stuff to date you......but im a pathetic loser and thats probably not what your looking for in a guy ;)

[CapnSassypants]

@shoestringconcerts And I'm a socially inept, over-sharing cat lady. We all have our things.

[shoestringconcerts]

@CapnSassypants a pretty one....3 cat max ok?