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  • ha tu a dit petit

  • oh yeah man that lobster was huge.

  • the a craw fish

  • if the lobster caught him, he'd scream like a chick

  • i flagged this faggot under spam / misleading text.

  • @Refused2Break its a joke....

  • dont go micheal vick on it

  • thats a crayfish

  • Thats not even a lobster thats a crayfish

  • ASEHOLE

  • thats a cray fish lol

  • @bigcat2501 not its a baby crab from my tank...crayfish is a fish by the way trust me i know everything there is to know about fish and crab cuz i fish from a man made damn

  • I'm subscribing because this man HAS a sense of humor :D btw that's the biggest lobster I have EVER seen!!!!!!!!!!

  • I FUCKIN BUY BIGGER ONES AT WAL MART

  • It's cute.

  • thats the biggest hand in the world...

  • its just a spider you idiot!!!

  • thats a fucking shrimp lmfaooooooo

  • That thing its going to fight, no matter how

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  • its a crayfish

  • He was getting those claws ready!!

  • idiot!

  • Rather BIGGEST IMBECILE on earth !!!!!! If You were merely out for hits , why didn´t You call it " Sucking myself" ????

  • oh he must meant its as big as his penis

  • *smallest

  • that was the biggest lobster EVER.

    that was Epik

  • put it in your pants

  • PINCHY

  • I can't stop watching this...

  • thats a crayfish

    

  • i caught a crayfish and it was 12inches lol i thought it was a lobster

  • run like a crayfish cray fish cray fish crayfish

    hey wut u lookin at. want me to pinch you with my claws of eath and pain

  • crayfish not a lobster

  • Awww it's kinda cute

  • hes like im a lobster

  • its little :D

  • gangsta lobsta

  • gotta love crayfish ( actually i hate the taste, but whateva lol )

  • Crayfish says "COME AT ME BRO!"

  • that lobster is actually pretty cool though....

  • hahaha lol

  • wtf that is not big and it is a crayfish stupid ass hole get you facts straight

  • @devine99991 Wow you are a genius...............

  • such huggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeee one... IM scared!!!

  • i am ashamed i clicked on this

  • OMG ITS SO HUGE!!!

  • its not lobster, its crayfish, you retarded

  • what the fuk is that the lame its kill something bigger then that

  • i think its a lobster just its a baby

  • @annjeegirl its not a lobster its just a crayfish

  • "Pinchy" IS gonna get ya......LOL!

  • look like a fucking retard video

  • crayfish

  • Oh my god he is so very biiiiiiiiiig

  • That could have killed you becareful hahahaha

  • Moron! Stop picking from your ass and setting them wild.

  • one day that lobsters gonna turn around and chop ur tiny French penis off!

    

  • Ive seen bigger...

  • THAT IS INSANE!!

  • That looks like a small crayfish.

  • 0:07 that´s good lobster music

  • @ne77s lol!

  • lol

  • thats a crayfish

  • awwwww

    

  • This one will never win THE MIAMI SPINY LOBSTER TOURNAMENT mini season 2011... $2000. cash & prizes

  • Crodaid* not lobster 8V

  • that lobster reminds me of george lopez. wha-PA!

  • wow really the biggest lobster ^^

  • V.V silly

  • The lobsters thinking "I am soooooo going to give you food poisoning in a few years"

  • I want him he's kinda cute... Keep him let him grow them eat him...

  • Damn nature you scary!

  • it reminds me of the crayfish i have in my pond at home :)

  • Size of a french penis.

  • @Dorisequador or justin beibers

  • @DuneTheBrawler You win.

  • @Dorisequador IM FROM FRANCE

  • @Dorisequador ACTUALLY FRENCH PEOPLE HAVE THE LONGEST PENIS IN THE WORLD FROM DATA

  • @gabrielcool427 Englands been to Africa so they know the French are lying.

  • @gabrielcool427 Data was lying.

  • @Dorisequador no... chinese size XD

  • Gotta love miniature lobsters.

  • I'm the only one who thinks that this is kinda cute? OwO

  • thats a crayfish sir

  • your fucking stupid. i hope someone points a finger and doesnt stop at you one day. get a life.

  • thats a crwafish and we eat them by the 40 pound sackload.

  • @innotech i hear that 40 pound sack, from the new orleans area

  • oh my god!its so big!

  • omg its the size of his finger

  • RUN BITCH HE'S GOING TO EAT YOU!

  • That`s a fricking crayfish

  • homer simpson would raise it himself

  • i wish that lobster would magically slice into his finger for this.

  • its a yabby

  • thats not a lobster u freAKIN RETARD its a crawfish dummy

  • someone should stick ten of them on his ball sack lol.

  • HOLY SHIT THATS HUGE!!!! HE COULD SNAP A CAR IN HALF

  • omfg how cute ._.

  • ARE YOU CRAZY .... NOW HE KNOWS YOUR FACE

    do you think you can swim again ther sunny ... YOU SHOULDNT LEFT HIM ALIFE

    send tommy he will deal withim

    fff... new kids

  • he was the biggest but chuck norris blinked and thats its size now

  • thats a crayfish

  • I bet his mom is tasty

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  • isnt that a crawdead or a crawfish..?

  • Imagine if that thing justs grows like 10 ft. tall out of nowhere and eats the camera!

  • Yeah !! and don't come back !

  • #FTW

  • HAHAHAHAH holy shit

  • watch it's gonna grow grow grow grow!

  • i have seen bigger

  • crayfish not lobster

  • AHHH IT"S KILLING MEH!!!!!!

  • HOLY CRAP ITS SO HU-little

  • mr crabs looked pissed.

  • ITS ENOURMOUS!!!

  • on of these little guys have pinched my before it hurts sometimes

  • crayfish <_<

  • EWWW YOU'RE TOUCHING IT?!

  • if it wasnt so cute I'd probably be mad lol

  • That's a crayfish

  • lol its the smallest lobster on earth

  • thats fucking ugly !!!

  • the opposite of biggest! ha ha ha

  • HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BIG!!!!!!!

  • Aww so cute :3

  • bigest lobster more like smallest lobster

  • this guy should get smacked for lieing

  • @bignasxl like your spelling? :)

  • @jailedheart da perpose of langwage is to camoonicate and if I dun it effectivly then I wus suksessful in my endevore

  • omg that the size of your dick

    

  • hahaha

    

  • omg its the 2 inch lobster......still a it has ebal powers runz for yourz life azzz

  • omg thats amazing! what is it 2-3 inches long?

  • Haha it looked huge until you picked it up

  • It looks so cute, it's like trying to live, i bet it didn't last that long after the vid....

  • badman lobster

  • is a crawfish , you big dummy!!!

  • @sweetgazder

    He sais that in the description u tard

  • Get back here dinner and get in my pot!!

  • Get back here, and get in my pot dinner!!

  • hahahahaha

  • AH man.... This is bringing back memories of when I was a kid and would go down to the local river with my dad and brother and catch these little buggers.

  • craw fish are delish

  • Wow, awesome vid! had me laugh

  • OMG BIGGEST HAND IN THE WORLD AND BIGGEST LOBSTER??? WOAH... earth must be attacked really bad in 2006!! LOL

  • DAMN YOU PERCEPTION, YOU FOOLED ME AGAIN!!!

  • Look out it knows jujitsu. . . . WHATCHA!!!!

  • Aww. That was adorable.

  • Its a Crayfish........

  • i see that man from here!

  • ur a tard

  • Its cute!

  • HOLY SHIT THAT MUTHER FUCKER IS HUGE.............

  • i want to pet this

  • u fucking canadian moron

  • crabfish stupid

  • Its a dang ol craw dad I wish it could flip its tail and jump up and take out your f*in eye

  • i love that it turns around to fight back after you pick it up 'HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!!!!'

  • goddamn crawfish

  • i neever find little lobsters only little crabs and hermit crabs

  • wouldnt be awesome if a giant mama lobster came and roared in his face

  • @supernoremac2

    lmfao. that's gold!

  • THAT THING IS MIGHTY

  • OMG CRAYZILLA FEAR ITS MIGHTY PINCERS

  • Thats the cutest lobster ever :D

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  • idk about big but its fucking FAST!

  • WATCH OUT HE MIGHT CUT YOUR FINGER OFF!!! XD

  • @TheMelperry or better yet, he'll manicure you to death!

  • its just a young one, no tail yet and willing to fight anything. lol heart of a lion.

  • I like this vid, the little bugger was cute, even if the text was misleading.

    There's a huge difference between the text on this vid, which was actual sarcasm, and what so many morons post as 'funny' which is just plain spam.

  • is it an ant?

  • oooooaaaahhhh so big