Monty Python The tale of Sir Lancelot

[burtis43]

4:25 :D

[Redcamo19]

Skyrim in a nutshell

[QueenetBowie]

His name it Lancelot, he likes to dance a lot.

[getsomelead]

just the pure joy in his laughter.

[ZekeWhiting]

"Hey..."

[tolstoy143]

Eight people built castles that sank into the swamp.

[TheAkantorhunter]

i just love it when lancelot is running like crazy and the guards are like wtf is that and out of nowhere he's right there and starts killing everyone

[ChristopherSaindon]

Ah HAHAHA! I love how the girls dancing in a circle NEVER break formation! Even after 1/2 their group is F*****g butchered!

[ChristopherSaindon]

1:46 Love the unnecessary slap at the end of the lecture. ABSOLUTELY no need -- he just did it and it WAS rite AND proper :-)

[paxtofettel]

"Message for you sir" *falls to the ground*

[guitarguy5]

"dont like her?! whats wrong with her?! she beutiful, shes rich, shes got huge.... tracts of land!"

[Tess1061]

"ONE DAY LAD, ALLLLLLL This will be yours."

"What the curtains?"

-SLAPS- "No not the curtains!"

[TheGreatBman9]

4:20 Some arrow shot there. He didn't even try xD

[iirfaithless]

"But mother..."

[ThePonko92]

best bit starts at 4:40 till 6:04 lol

BRAVE BRAVE CONCORD YOU SHALL NOT OF DIED IN VAIN

uh i'm not quite dead sir

priceless

[karolvi12]

8 people don't have a sense of humor

[Haruyajin]

Intermission...walking in the distance....walking in the distance...chew, chew....AHA! sword stab!

[ChachouMiaou]

Eric as the guard is one of my favourite moments! Genius dialogue.

[nowtownlater]

Bin Ladin was killed in a "compound" with a security fence. Really? Or was it a spa with a privacy fence courtesy of the Pakistanis? Monty Python has apparently already told the story of Bin Ladin, a child of rich parents, who was "rescued" by an over zealous Sir Lancelot. One wonders if the raid of Sir Lancelot on the "castle" was similar to the Seal raid on the "compound." Still, the result was just.

[danuisortiz]

@nowtownlater If an american who went up the stairs with a combat knife screaming like this, My life would be complete.

[KiddyGrade8]

What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge...tracks of land...! ROTFLMAO!

[321ninjamonkey]

"THERE HE IS!" -music resumes, sir launcalot procceeds to kill-

[ARedMoonStudio]

*Sir Lancelot charges and kills a guard*

Second Guard: ...Hey!

I love Monty Python so much.

[AChimpKnockinAbout]

Message for you sir

[gangsterthomas1000]

how he shoots that arrow xD

[supernole100]

Chaucer Day next year, I am Sir Lancelot. 

[nagaking07]

He killed the fair lady maidens.

[skatescrubber]

7:26 good heavens!!!1!!!1 xDxD

[AnthonyEstephane]

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge....Tracks of Land.

[eaglesfan226]

Idiom? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

[eaglesfan226]

@jurijeuropa lol I know exactly what the father's talking about.

[prankmonkey87]

"He killed my auntie!"

[Celiecinema1]

This turned more into a funeral than a wedding.

[coozman64]

john Clees will be in fable 3 yay!

[evrythingBMX]

those have got to be the dumbness gaurds in world historybest 10 minuts of the movie

[CircaCream]

7:36 = Shank around the rosey

[harryploper1]

So much blood! D:

[exeggcuter]

Auhh... message for you sir!

[BranscomeINC]

halo anonser voice SWORD SPREE

[jerryplane]

no matter how many times i watch the running scene it always makes me laugh

[piscatarosea445]

'She's got huuge.....tracks of land'

[shomg2]

this is the funniest part of the movie. which really isnt as hillarious as pppl make out, but this part is lmao

[bleachlaundry]

"One day lad, all of this will be yours."

"What the curtains?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DarkTider]

nortice how the dining hall and the prince's room is the same location. impressive they made the entire movie in the same location.

oh and:

"you shall not have died in vain my dear concorde"

"im not dead"

XD

[darkblade2271]

This is my favorite part of the movie.

[ElredinStarfall]

my faveorite part in this...*arrow hits*...message for you sir!

[wedge41388]

@ElredinStarfall lol i love that part, i use it as my text message alert on my phone

[SlipKnighT09]

Opening line has my ribs hurting, lol

[ninjapickles1313]

"Soon son, all this will be your's!" "What, the curtains?" "NO! Not the curtains!"

[AnthonyEstephane]

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge....tracks of land.

and the NO SINGING, LOL

[vigo894]

@AnthonyEstephane= He's marrying Kate Winslet? Ha ha ha.

[AnthonyEstephane]

8:05 LOL

8:45 LMAO

[BohemianTonks89]

My tracts of land are bigger.

[TorvinEcho]

This has GOT to be the dumbest movie EVER!

[newtland1]

@TorvinEcho no it's actually pretty funny

[TorvinEcho]

@newtland1 LoL I know, its just so stupid :)

[Spectic]

Her tracts of land don't seem that big.

[bidjit]

"all this will be yours !"

" what, the curtains ?"

"he came to rescue me, father!"

"well, let's not jump to conclusions.."

Freakin hilarious XD XD

[EvilToaster77]

@bidjit Oh, go get a glass of water!

[MarklarRavencrest]

HAHA >:D

[CrazyIvan316]

Imagine if the scene of 6:52 - 7:26 were being played online, the guards would think Sir Lancelot is lag switching XD

Great scene nevetheless, brilliant work from the writers who thought of this hilarious scene and the director making it a reality :)

[EdTheGringo]

I can't believe I never realised the prince is Terry !

[JJheadcharge]

Michael Palin is brilliant

[lollymuse]

-One day lad, all this shall be yours!

-What, the curtains?

XD

[Briggszey]

The best is when sir Lancelot Is running to the castle he just like appears there. And then he's just like "ah ha!" the other guard who didnt get killed's like, "hey.."

[PurpleHazeNr10]

Man, this is hysterical! :D

[deanofb96]

alice

erbert

erbert

pml

[bookworm1138]

00:20 - 00:41, best speech ever!

[Odbarc]

Man, I love how this guy runs up and kills everyone in town and no one even tries to stop him.

[nbafreak41]

Gotta love Cleese. Also how Eric Idle kept smiling to the prince when he shot the arrow.

[treblemaker21]

00:17

As kids we always added after that line:

"Well what do you want?"

"The curtains!!!"

this has to be my favorite part of the movie!!

[sseasshark]

I loved it how when the father says that Herbert fell to his death that the princess smiled.

LOL

[R34p3rHollowIchigo]

6:52! CHARGE!!

[R34p3rHollowIchigo]

sir lancelot runs to the castle and ends up lagging :S

[RockSmithStudio]

she's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.....tracks of land!

HAHAHAHA!!!

[R34p3rHollowIchigo]

when is that part?

[RockSmithStudio]

1:20

[pinkfedora91]

8:07 lmao

[AbbyMireene]

That joke where he's telling the guards to stay here and make sure the prince doesn't leave. That runs for like 3 minutes, but it doesn't get any less funny. XD

[TheWELSHGUARD]

Message for you sir XD

[Riken]

lol the one guard after the other one gets killed "Hey...."

[madmadameminx]

I love that part, too. And the way they just calmly watch him run towards the castle.

[RandomReviewer272]

"It sank into the swamp, So... I built a 2nd one... that sank into the swamp. So I built a 3rd one... that burnt down, fell over, then sank into the swamp... while the 4th one... stayed up." XD XD XD XD XD HAHAHAHAHAH!

That's so epic! Thanks my brother Aaron for getting me into this movie.

[Gallifrey1991]

I'd rather just... sing! :) thats the funniest thing ever

[ZillaRocks]

no no no stop that! you won't be doing a song while I'm here!

[Noutismewat]

rofl

[Spectic]

@Noutismewat Favourite line!

[113stDFX9900]

"Didn't mean too, you put your sword right through his head."

"O dear, is he alright?"

[GTDriver58223]

"Son, someday all this will be yours!"

"...what the curtains?"

LOL!

[eranyyyy]

funniest line ever. LOL.

but goes along with:

- who are you?

- i'm your son

- not you

[shelldoll2]

Such beautiful swelling music! Ha!

[xylovesjesus]

"Oh fair one, behold your humble sercant, sir Lancelot of camelot...I have come to--Oh, I'm terribly sorry..." LOL

My Bible teacher has the clip from 4:42 to 4:45 set to play whenever he gets an email...We'll be in class and we hear "message for you sir." So funny!

[Vampericlegends]

I'm using the running clip reference for my next video HUZZAH!!!!!

[JazzJaRa]

lol the guard at 4:13 xD

[KATTALNUVA3]

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracks of land!

Beautiful? I think not.

[Alyssabear916]

3:57 LOL

[Nisni1]

"but father..." I love this! And when he writes the note anshoots the arrow out of the window... Just hilarious!

[mlf0vs0urk]

best part 1:47

=D

[patrickconners]

best line:

"you got my note!"

"..uhh i got a note"

[funniboy23]

OMGG 6:52 -

BAHAHAH

[Ironwox]

what's the name of the music at 7:28 when Lancelot start the killing spree

[crossy428]

haha god i love this movie

" Who are you?!"

" Im your son"

"No shut up not you!"

[spongyllama]

"Didn't mean to, you put your sword right through his head!"

"Oh dear, is he all right?"

lol!

[rocknrolldude3280]

but mother, father, i'm father

[cecilyalgernon]

I love it when Michael smacks Herbert in the head when he says 'What the Curtains?'

[Lazyboy5298]

"one day lad, this will all be yours"

"what the curtains?"

"No not the curtains, lad!" *smacks prince*

so freakin hilarious!

Haven't seen this movie for years

[Forbiddenevil1986]

OH MAN! the way Terry Jones and Michael Palin play off each other in this scene is amazing!

HAIL PYTHON!

[zzyzx0788]

"Did you kill all those guards!?"

"Uh.....oh yes. Sorry"

"Well I'm awfully sorry"

Lol classic

[LG112108]

i think it's kinda sad, cause the prince like dies or something. and i wanted him to marry! lol

[lordalessan]

Well he doesn't die. But he sucessfully gets into a song number =)

[LG112108]

"She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge....tracks of land."

[lordalessan]

She may be rich, but she's definitely not beautiful and she has huge "tracks of land all over the wrong areas (If you know what I mean.)

[Forbiddenevil1986]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, mate.

[lordalessan]

yup, but not in the eye of Prince Herbert.

[Forbiddenevil1986]

good point.

[jaylethal135]

lol huge ...... tracks of land

[towerofdave]

lancelot's massacre was hilarious LOL

[PublicPistolsPunk]

"Now look Alice,"

"Herbert,"

[Theoryofknowledge01]

its such a simple line but it makes me laugh every time.

[hogwashsentinel]

What, the curtains? Classic.

[parabola456]

so we built the first castle, that sank in to the swamp, so we built a second, that sank into the swamp, the third one burned down fell over then sank into the swamp but the fourth......

[thedragonrider10]

"What the curtins?"

[charliexelphaba]

"But Father..." "Stop that noise you, and get that suit on. And no singing." "Hic." "Oh, go get a glass of water."

[sneauxpod3]

6:52-7:30

hilarious

[nobunagaspectre]

love the guards, its so stupid, but i just crack up everytime

[nobunagaspectre]

HUGE... tracks of land

[aragorn1780]

love the music at 6:31!

[jmhpwnsall]

lol after the ending lancelot tries killing them again then said "sorry sorry u c wat I mean I just get carried away sorry everyone"

[PSAMMproductions]

yeh, we have all seen the movie, :P

[NicksGoinToHollywood]

"But I don't want any of that...I'd rather..."

"Rather what?"

"I'd rather...just...sing....(inser­t music)"

music quickly ends

"Stop that, STOP THAT! Your not gonna do a song while I'm here..."

[PSAMMproductions]

ummm, yeh we did watch itm :P

[Ayla391]

"Not to leave the room, even if you come to get him.

Until you come and get him, we are not to enter the room."

Those guards are funny! ^o^

[EvilSylv]

- Listen, Alice..

- Herbert

:p

[UsNavyHooyah]

Shhhhhooop! THUD!

Groan. "Message for you, sir."

[PSAMMproductions]

we were watching it you know, :P

[hazahaxa]

When Lancelot is running up to the castle and suddenly jumps on the guard, I always end up laughing hysterically, no matter how many times I watch it! I also love the other guard's reaction, or lack there of...

[killxtoxbelieve]

"You fell out of the tall tower you creep!"

hahaha i love this movie

[PSAMMproductions]

ummm, we have all seen the movie, but you dont have to repeat everything, and that part wasn't even in that scene, go watch part 2 to see that

[buffo928]

well i thought ur son was a lady...

i can understand that!

hahahaha so funny

[ericcartman888]

what the curtains?

[tottigoal007]

God I love this !!! John Cleese is my ultimate favourite comedian !!!!Still, I can't help but wonder why Lancelot's horse is named CONCORD !!!

[amc4994]

I believe Concord is his squire.

[britboyal]

all this will be yours!

what the curtains?

but mother...

father lad, father

[EnigmaDrath]

"He's come to rescue me, father!"

"Well, let's not jump to conclusions..."

I own the DVD, and I must have watched this movie a hundred times, and STILL it always cracks me up!

[Ragnell789]

"You only killed the bride's father that's all!"

"Well I really didn't mean to."

"Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!"

"Oh dear... is he all right?"

pfftt...HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!­!! Oh god! That was great!

[nerd1394]

Does anybody else notice how the humor in Monty Python is a lot like the humor in Pirates of the Caribbean?

[EnigmaDrath]

...How, exactly?

And if anything, it's the other way around ^_^

[XxCRIMSONGHOSTxX]

Uhhh...

No..actually.

Not at all :/

[nobunagaspectre]

Just about all dry humor is derived from Monty Python, the brits are masters of it

[nothingfoundhere]

awesome!

[sidekickjack]

The way Lancelot just totally unnecasarily goes on a killing spree is hilarious. The scene before he gets there, with them all dancing and the cheesy music adds to the absurd nature - classic scene!!

[buffo928]

i luv how he is runnng through screaming and laughing!:)

[MzsSammyy]

ROFLLLL! it was HILARIOUS when sir lancealot was running & he was NEVER getting closer & it repeated 3x & finally he pops out of no where & randomly kilsl the guard. ROFLL BEST MOVIE EVERR!

[FullMetalA5]

lol I like the part where the guards were looking at him and smiling when he wrote the note and attached it to the arrow XD

[sirnosmirc]

lol sir message for you XD

[Tarheel0796]

but mother

father, im father...lol

[h8animalcruelty]

I love how he just carelessly shoots hte arrow out of the window

[Zhamenil]

Lol John Cleese has some lag :D

[Ace5858]

When he's writing the note and they keep showing the guard, and the guard just keeps smiling and nodding like "yes! yesss!" ahahahahahahaaha best movie.

[TwilightKeybearer23]

lmao me too - everytime i see that part i cannot stop laughing

[communiqation]

soon son, all this will be yours!

what? the curtains?

lol

[cartmann94]

Lancelot: You see the thing is: i tought your son was a lady.

King: I can understand that. LOL priceless

[colbertLOTR91]

I love how everytime youe see lancelot running he never seems to be coming closer

[bexmoviefreak]

Lol when Lancelot kills some of the girls dancing at 7:37 the ones who live just carry on!

[Tarheel0796]

huge......tracks of land...