THE ULTIMATE MAN EP5 - CHOKE THE CHICKEN

[charfair9]

O.O you got mounted by a dear? beastiality?

[amnesiablonde]

Bravo!  BRAVOOOOOOOHHHH!

[kenshinjd]

haha omg !!xDD

[ElGatoLoco698]

How bout we get Jim to take his top off and show his big tits.  hahaha Instant classic.

[HITMANSPURS]

He got raped by a deer! What the hell?!

[TheJgarnica]

I subscribe to David Spates and he spread the word about these guys and i have to say its damn funny. Having the guy that speaks only spanish is funny as hell lol.. keep it up guys cant wait for new episodes

[TheJgarnica]

I subscribe to David Spates and he spread the word about these guys and i have to say its damn funny. Having the guy that speaks only spanish is funny as hell lol.. keep it up guys cant wait for new episodes

[LarrySmith1973]

DAVID SPATES LOL OJ SIMPSON

[boosieoats]

a BLACK bear with BIG TITS...no racial. x)

[sueishere25]

That was hilarious!!

[truhill2690]

that dear was deep in the woods if u kno what i mean

[truhill2690]

eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu­uushhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaay

[truhill2690]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaauuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuujjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[qjtheprince425]

that was the guy from the movie about ping pong

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Wtf lol

This is greay :D

And so is dave :)

[TheVittleVlog]

Good stuff!!

[ashleyyyyyyy]

I love this series your pretty much a genius :)

[cOuNtDoWnOuTlAwZ1]

thats great bro keep up the good work..i am loving the show great job :D

[butfuckit]

WooT?! was that rly Kevin Heffernan? The Ultimate Man is awesome love David Spates for telling us to check it out! And he was also awesome! <3

[XxSxorpionxX]

Para ver anime en español solo vayan a Soloanimes.yolasite. com

[pinkcottoncandeeyum]

funny shit guys but I miss the blonde's tits

[eclipsestorm1975]

shenanigans

[Mystery69]

damn now you have Rod Farva on board??? You can't lose!

[nickynik]

@Mystery69 Rod Farva FTW!

[ElGatoLoco698]

@nickynik Sheev, Landfill, Farva FTW!

[SwiftMVS]

I kinda liked the punching a bear idea though.

[nickynik]

@SwiftMVS It's not punching a bear, it's hunting a bear with BIG TITS

[SwiftMVS]

@nickynik Yeah. After all, simply punching a bear would not be manly enough for the ULTIMATE MAN... :)

[SB9101]

Lamest episode ever?

[Armchairfabio]

@SB9101 Amazingly, I thought this was the funniest one thus far.....

[SB9101]

@Armchairfabio hmm, maybe it was just my mood :/

[plaines]

whats with ckickens?

[nickynik]

@plaines I find them to be very erotic. Don't you?

[plaines]

@nickynik

of course!

beercan chicken is D-licious!!!!!!! :D :Q

[saftelskeren]

@nickynik i have loads of them

[Deepsand101]

This made my day =) And I'm sure it'll make every one of my fridays!

[nickynik]

@Deepsand101 You just made my day:)

[Bulletproofshirts]

THE ULTIMATE MAN!!!

[mojotwister420]

David Spates FTW!!!!

[nickynik]

@mojotwister420 Gotta love Spates.

[TheAnnoyingSwede]

Great episode :D

[nickynik]

@TheAnnoyingSwede thanks

[BitchBeTrollinHard]

go back to broken lizard ramathorn

[Westman007]

I cried tears of laughter and even pooped myself a little. This is hilarious!

[nickynik]

@Westman007 Your comment is the BEST, lol. Now have to see if I can get you to laugh so hard that you fully shit your self. That's my goal for the next episode.

[JEDI7ACEN]

This funny as he77! Fug yeah this was a good one to sub to.

 GO Dave!

[nickynik]

@JEDI7ACEN Thanks and Dave is the best!

[fea14]

hahaha great!

[BOTiTTE]

where are the boobs!!!!

[nickynik]

@BOTiTTE I agree, we gotta get more boobs.

[morrisonltop]

i hate the old guy

[Bulletproofshirts]

@morrisonltop

the old guy is awesome.

[nickynik]

@Bulletproofshirts That old guy is Peter Gaulke. You should check out some of his old stand up on YouTube. It's great. Look for his bit Torso Man.

[TwoKlicks]

/watch?v=EjxZYQGuNYg

11 September

[redz948]

the other girl was hotter, get her back!!! plus she had much larger boobies

[nickynik]

@redz948 I take um both anytime:O

[cOuNtDoWnOuTlAwZ1]

lol yes hes the best...that was even better he was on your vid because the ultimate man shows are hella funny nice job bro :D

[nickynik]

@cOuNtDoWnOuTlAwZ1 Thanks and we're having a blast making them. Nothing but laughs:)

[remoney]

D Spates thumbs up

[nickynik]

@remoney Yup, yup...

[YouWouldNotBelieve33]

W  T F was that xD So perv!

[nickynik]

@YouWouldNotBelieve33 That's how us old pervs roll.

[stingWB]

GO DAVE

[nickynik]

@stingWB Second that, GO DAVE!

[damianson]

hey isnt that the guy from beerfest!?

funny as heck guys, lol the end of the daydream and you rubbing your nipples make me laugh so hard. I figure pple would have been staring at your charactor

[nickynik]

@damianson Ya, that's the guy from Beer Fest alright. He's so funny.

[Sugartalker]

LOL! You slay me Nick!

[nickynik]

@Sugartalker back at you. Your last vid was hilarious!

[fjbutch]

Love the rack !

[nickynik]

@fjbutch Meeeeee, tooooooo...

[KaceyRepublic]

Excellent use of old footage. Hope you stick with this, it's a much bigger pool these days but this stuff is even better than your old stuff.

[nickynik]

@KaceyRepublic Hey thanks, I agree.

[ThePcGameTrailers]

reminds me of postal

[vanderwaag10]

Lookin HOT babe! Deep in the woods!! LOL!!

[Bullyfan1994]

you guys are so awesome!!!!

everybody should know about you guys!!! I'll help spread the word

[nickynik]

@Bullyfan1994 That would be greatly appreciated! Thanks 4 watching.

[IchiSausage]

Nice jorts!  hahahahahaha

[nickynik]

@IchiSausage I look good in them, don't I?

[307am]

This is probably the best series on the internet.

[nickynik]

@307am Thanks. Glad you like it. We're having a blast making it.

[fea14]

@nickynik hahahaha DE QUE CHINGADOS ESTA HABLANDO!? xD

[capam2k2]

isn't that guy from Broken Lizard?  :-)

[nickynik]

@capam2k2 Yes it is. He's so funny.

[AlexGrim]

I always loved that deer vid.

Thumbs up all the way!!!

Bring on the BOOBS!!! :D

[nickynik]

@AlexGrim Thanks for the thumbs up, Alex.

[Talljim01]

You got David Spates yea lol always enjoy seeing Dave. Haaaa the deer went for a lil stroll up your dirt trail haa.

[nickynik]

@Talljim01 He's a perfect fit, isn't he?

[nickynik]

@Thenewyorkcritic I'll check it out.

[HappyCabbie]

I love how excited you are about raping a deer

[nickynik]

@HappyCabbie Well, that's because it excites me!

[MusicalAndTall]

Booyah Dave!

[xXAnthony619Xx]

Lol @ daydreaming and rubbing your nipples... Not like I do that....

[whiteflange]

hey man, been watchin your vids from the start, so glad to see you're back, you are hilarious great humour and timing, love the new show and the rest of the characters. good work, keepin me laughin in ireland.

[nickynik]

@whiteflange Thanks my old friend. It's good to be back.

[inspiredathlete]

hey isnt that the guy from club dread???

[drakefireballs]

that girl is so dang spicy

[nickynik]

@drakefireballs I know, you should see her in person:O

[turboboy68]

This is the funniest show on the net and better than most shows on TV. I love this show please keep them coming and keep them this good.

[nickynik]

@turboboy68 Glad your diggin it:)

[bazbal]

Oh shit its Farva.

[mrdeeds82]

haha funniest episode yet... i hope youtube gives it a push, so you can get the views it deserves.... keep em cummin Nick lol

[nickynik]

@mrdeeds82 thanks. We'll keep um comin it you keep watching.

[themilkman2727]

"He didn't Rape me........He dry humped me" 5 Stars!!! The best! We want more NickyNik!

[bratwa]

God damn funny vid.

[nickynik]

@bratwa glad your getting a laugh:)

[renetto]

More Tits, less Nicks:)

Sent from MyU2B

[nickynik]

@renetto ya, more tits!

[cOuNtDoWnOuTlAwZ1]

lol freakin great show and super props for having David Spates :D

[nickynik]

@cOuNtDoWnOuTlAwZ1 isn't he the best?

[trackislife10]

i love your vids :)

[nickynik]

@trackislife10 thanks!

[TheUnMi]

What

The

Fuck

[TheUnMi]

What

The

Fuck

[TheDailyMonk]

Shut up Jim!

[KlaxonCow]

Needs more lesbians.

[nickynik]

@KlaxonCow Good idea!

[Jwwooten95]

Why is this show so awesome?

[tupark82]

lol wat the. it's the fat cop from super troopers

[wheels85]

lol spicy salmonella

[WhoNeedsTelevision]

man wished this was on TV then it would be longer Nick you gotta get a recording deal man

[nickynik]

@WhoNeedsTelevision I'm working on it. Glad you are enjoying it.

[Johnno3D]

Is that David Spates? ;D

[nickynik]

@Johnno3D it sure is.

[0liJon]

I love this show!!

[nickynik]

@0liJon Thanks!

[familyklok]

@wynn2003 which one?

[MickeyLWalker]

ship that was gud

[nickynik]

@MickeyLWalker thanks man!

[04artwil]

more of that secretary please

im so horny

[nickynik]

@04artwil Finger liken good:)

[nickynik]

@04artwil Finger licken good:)

[04artwil]

@nickynik love you too nick! :)

hope this youtube account gets big as its meant for it :P

[nickynik]

@wynn2003 yep!

[joshbe4]

funny stuff

[nickynik]

@joshbe4 thanks man!

[macuser575]

loooooooool i can kick your tits ass

[nickynik]

@macuser575 Jim does have BIG TITS.

[ajomez]

omg the guy from beerfest

[lastcallbeam]

man, just when you thought it was safe to hang up your armadilla helmet......sheev

[appppppa]

More people need to see this!

[nickynik]

@appppppa spread the word...

[EvilClowns69]

Hoe did u get Kevin Heffernan on ur show hes hilarious and David spates is funny as well im subscribed to him keep the comedy gold coming NickyNik

[nickynik]

@EvilClowns69 they're both hilarious.

[EvilClowns69]

@nickynik hey u made a great come back to Youtube wutever happened to BOH3M3 i remember u Mr. safety charlestrippy and BOH3M3 where the first to shoot a video from 4 different views just wondering if u have any news on BOH3M3 he was really funny

[nickynik]

@EvilClowns69 Thanks for remembering the old days. I haven't talked to BOH3m3 in a long time. We spoke on a panel together at the Exotic Erotic Ball about 2 years ago. Now that was crazy. But I haven't heard from him in a while. He was great. I still talk to Trippy and Mr. Safety a lot.

[familyklok]

davidspates now you know!

[nickynik]

@familyklok you really know:)

[familyklok]

@nickynik jst watched all 5 episodes funny as hell and didnt i see u in whatadayderecks vlog?

[nickynik]

@familyklok Derek is back in Texas. Thanks 4 watching all the EPS:)

[HarderRocker15]

FARVA!!

[TheCurmudgen]

Well done!

[nickynik]

@TheCurmudgen thanks man!

[ecbfilms001]

tits ftw

[nickynik]

@ecbfilms001 ya, gotta love that:o

[RDJim]

This show is going to explode! Great stuff.

[nickynik]

@RDJim The next episode will literally explode!

[l4dcartman]

Holy shit is that Farva?!

[nickynik]

@l4dcartman that's right

[jordo1441]

You guys deserve more views :)

[nickynik]

@jordo1441 thanks Jordo

[421Roger]

FARVA HOLY SHIT!!! Subscribed a week ago, and i should have years ago!

[nickynik]

@421Roger THumbs up 4 Farva

[AGentertainment]

HOLY SHIP! DAVID SPATES!

[nickynik]

@AGentertainment the one and only!

[widajaja]

first

[nilio1234]

first ultimate

[hustlefreely]

Up the quality, Don't be a processing noob

[RDJim]

@hustlefreely Next time wait for youtube to finish converting the video noob.

[hustlefreely]

@RDJim You don't have to wait if you up the quality, N3WB. Just saying what you can do so .... basically fudge your reply

[Cowguy789]

ULTIMAAATTTTEE!!!

[dantheman23312]

ULTIMATE!!