The Soup: Dane Cook

[beavisdude999]

Dane Cook lost his funniness years ago.

[lendial]

matt is so cute!

[Kimblee1987]

These two are so awesome...Just like them & seth Green woooh!

[coffeetea720]

I would so love to have Matt's job.

[Zende1]

I would never shoot Matty Poo!

[worldends08]

Doesn't Matt play "Chuck" in the Supernatural series?

[bnlr77]

@worldends08 No the actor who pays Chuck is Rob Benedict or so Imdb says.

[40Pacino]

Dane Cook's older stuff is pretty funny. Wasn't a huge fan of his last album, but his other stuff has been pretty entertaining.

[pleasedontask]

didnt joel mchale sort of diss him in community?

[RandomPlayIist]

@pleasedontask

He sure did.

[pizzapification]

used to like Dane Cook...now I hate him...

[2518kayem]

This video's awesome!

[FandubSinger]

Dane is a little on the short side, I met him he's hilarious

[MEZ92]

wait till these kids grow up, go back and listen to dane cook's "comedy" and say wtf thats not funny

[manmanguy]

@MEZ92 That's what I've been saying. He has NO jokes.

[tanton1]

Best acing Dane Cook has ever done.

[sftballfreak77]

dang 2 of the hottest comedians

[aminedude]

its funny cause dan cooks steals all his material!

[alphanumerik]

dane cook = not funny

joel mchale = funny

dane cook + joel mchale = acceptable

[riff5fki]

I usually hate Dane Cook, but with Joel, I hate him less

[k94845]

dane cook kinda sucks

[daniellenicole131]

aaaahh. i love Dane Cook!! he's my favorite comedian!! :)

[Hendrixphishinfloyd]

Dan Cook's abotu as funny as a pocket-full of testicular cancer..

[TheNyx14]

@Hendrixphishinfloyd Dane cook is not that funny, unless you're a guy. Then I can see where you're coming from.

[GoogleMania005]

@Hendrixphishinfloyd well that can't be right. Because Dane is really funny and cancer is not funny at all.

[EpicWIN18]

Matt's scream was hilarious @ 0:44

[Howiedoin77]

Lame Cook...the only person who can make The Soup unfunny.

[takindown]

is joel like 7 ft tall ? lol

[casmatt1]

@takindown

gettin there....

[JohnRichJ2]

Started out stealing other people's jokes and now he is stealing other people's shows, #sadface

[JAHamilton77]

Dane Cook is so lame Joel McHale couldnt even make him seem funny

[McPrEtTyPaNtS]

LOL this was funny!

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

I love Dane Cook and Joel McHale.

"Matty-Moo!" Haha.

[shar992006]

this was funny...how dane cook was acting like joel

[02Nawal]

Dane Cook is so fine. He has a nice big ass. I want to suck his dick

[glaceauu]

i love dane aaand joel :)

[benaiah74]

Dane cook is an unfunny douche-nozzle who stole his act from better comedians

[im2hope4]

@benaiah74 obviously, you have no sense of humor. don't worry, you'll soon learn what true comedy is. and besides, this is a general statement where you have no example or proof to support your opinion.

[ascendingGhost2501]

@benaiah74 yea i agree Dane is a coke, speed and meth huffing douche.

[rocknrolldude3280]

I'm waiting for the moment when Joel (or Dane) actually shoots that guy. What an interesting twist that would be.

[Mileyangel321]

Dane Cook and Joel Mchale are my two FAVORITE comedians!!! I wish they did this more often!!!

[WitchlingSailorMew]

Joel McHale and Dane Cook are the ultimate combination!

[Lionel0008]

Joel towers them all :D

[HammandClov]

Damn, how tall is Joel!!! Every person on here he seems win out in height.

[cutsie5666]

6'3"

[mint346]

@HammandClov the first time i ever saw him next to someone was ashley green and i was like WTF hahahah

[XanamiaqueenX]

@HammandClov hes 5'8 everyone else is just midgets lol

[ebelingb]

@HammandClov He's like 6'5" and played college football for Washingtom and won a NCAA championship

[steveryans2]

@ebelingb wow holy shit, i didn't know that

[loveshmsweet]

@HammandClov he is 6 foot 3.

[keylala0222]

@HammandClov i think he is like 6'2 or something like that.

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

@HammandClov He's like 6'4"

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

LMFAO!

GOD I LOVE DANE COOK!

Favoriting!

[dcisabamf18]

Its a DC nation. Dane rocks. : )

[glaceauu]

dane cook is a silly bitch

[RuneScape560]

My two favorite comedians.

[SumNJFella]

I remember my first beer lol

[sau180]

dane ho

[officercivilian]

i hate dane cook.

joel mchale and demitri martin are WAAAYYY funnier.

[anuhmull]

THANK YOU

[officercivilian]

your welcome

[pyromaniac347]

matts a coke-head.

yeah, i see those syringe holes in ur arms.

[j2theosh1]

why oh why must the soup ruin their great show by bring Dane Cook on, hes just NOT funny

[mchong1234]

I COMPLETELY agree.

[deguchadegucha]

his stand-up sucks fucking ass, but other than that he's ok

[dannymagoo8]

why does everybody hate dane cook he's hilarious

[BZero9404]

he used to be funny, but i think the money kinda went a little to his head, and now he's thinking he doesnt have to put forth as much effort to be funny. watch some old Dane Cook, and then you'll see why he sucks now

[TheRealDEATHERON]

BZero9404 speaks the truth, of coarse it didn't help to have screaming girl fans who would of coarse screen every two seconds at every word that came from his mouth during routine comedy sketches, you'll also hear the people screaming and clapping on the newer CD's compared to just laughing, which is VERY annoying at least to me

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

yea and too many posers jumped on the dane cook bandwagon and quoting his lines like they were actual fans me nmy sister loved dane cook b4 he became popular when he did his first comedy central presents and i remember seeing him ona old episode premium blend

[TheRealDEATHERON]

@GoinBaCk2JeRzEy yeah that was pretty funny, Dane Cook was the shit back then I'd say it's a mix of the fans fault and his own really. I also remember when I watched Vicious circle when he was singing "I'll never be you" I looked at the Audience members and NONE of them were singing, all you see is a bunch people holding up there cell phones recording him or taking pictures. I think he even asked them to join in. I was like "Come on Guys! WTF!?" Like honestly it's what I said when I seen that

[xRainbowUnicornx]

@TheRealDEATHERON Hahaha YES. My thoughts EXACTLY. My favorite song. Does anyone else remember when Dane gave out his sn on his website? I actually had a legit conversation with him on cam. This was a LONG time ago.

[stargirl608]

i love him

[80greenday]

joel is the only tall, hot celeb i know of.

seriously. lil' wayne? 5'6

billie joe armstrong? 5'7

[AngelVomit26]

MMMmmmm....Joel McHale Dane Cook sandwich..

[StewieGriffin2009]

....with each of their cocks violating your rancid, festering holes...

[Fanpires23]

I love Joel Mchale plus he's taller than everyone. I like this is super funny.

[onewholaughsalot14]

yea matt, which one of us is the man who wont shoot you, wont beat you up, and wont make you scream like a little gir in front of your family on tv ever again... nice to see you again, mr. mchale! lol XD dane cook is awesome!

[jen101411]

haha when joel comes in the scene they slowlyyyyyy raise the camera higher cuz joel is so tall XDDD

[LadyGoretti]

the two funniest men i love in the same room

gaaa i jizz in my pants

jajja

[LochnessMonsterx]

AHH dane cook xD how the fuck did i not notice the title?

[jakegt1234]

LOL

[crazygir25]

YAY DANE COOK!!! :DD lol

tht poor guy is always getting shot...xD

[rockerchick012996]

wow matts short

[ksb78]

Dane Cook?? UUUUUHHHGGGGG!!!!!

Love ya, Joel! Never EVAH let Dane host not even a mili-second of your show again!

[AnimeLuvr135]

Awesome!!!!! :D

[NicoTregs]

Dane Cook is the funniest comedian. That's my opinion. He's better than that crap Jeff Dunham.

[believeinbanana]

Jeff Dunham is way funnier than Dane Cook.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

I OPPOSE!

[thecheesypig]

no. stop lying. Everybody hates it when you lie

[gamegeek1995]

both of them are funny, jeff dunham's jokes have more replay value though, since so many people quote Dane Cook.

[Sabs777]

Notice how Joel takes every mans dignity away when he walks into a room. He's so freaking tall....its hot!

[quasar953]

6'3" :D

[Sabs777]

Thats it really? Wow for some reason I thought he was like 6'5" at least...more short actors than I thought. Still hot =)

Thx for letting me know.

[AudreyAudio]

I love Dane Cook :)

[irishangel707]

dane should of kept his old hair

[P4brains]

yes definitely he looked so much better and cutter with his old hair.

[BlakeSchiffman]

I've officially lost respect for "the soup" and joel mchale for having anything to do with that theiving frat boy peice of shit

[tingly7654321]

THANK YOU!!!!!!

[P4brains]

why does everyone hate dane cook???

[2timinghoe]

three words good-luck-chuck

[suffo1134]

He steals material from good stand up comedians like Louis C.K.

[obie666]

LOL Matt always dies!

[xxxguitarhero]

Dane Cook needs to die in a fire.

[KingTpuff]

no he needs to get shot fall in a fire and then get eaten by wild dogs

[foihdzas]

dane cook is a silly bitch

[iCamilla]

LMAO XDDD

[KingdomKey9999]

We love you Joel, but I hate you Dane Cook! Stop stealing jokes for your own, you plagirism-loving son of a bitch!

[pauleetragic]

why does dane cook slowly shrink when joel comes in?

did anyone lese notice!!?

[eliteskit]

It's the camera that's "looking up" because joel is shrinking too

[nopantsman320]

Because Joel's tall and Dane Cook isn't.

[BrownieDropOut]

good, i'm glad this is on here now! i love dane and joel so much. :)))

[Bijoucat13]

That was amazing.

[LinkTC86]

I repeat what Dr. Cox on scrubs asked.

"Who Honestly thinks Dane Cook is Funny?"

[SCBGBlue]

I laughed so hard when Matt scream. That scream is priceless.

[lizzay127]

dane cook is such a fucking twat

[smileatthebunny182]

Poor Matt once again. BTW, How tall is Joel?

[mattblack77nz]

Fish!

[yodacat21]

when joel walks on, they both shrink slowly...

[MegDog360]

Because Joel is so freakishly tall lmaoo

[xReaver7]

The cameras moving up, you cant see it in the backround because of the green screen

[xsingitoutx]

DANE COOK!

[daniilovesyou]

dane cook sucks

[xsingitoutx]

BULL CRAP!

i love dane.

sorry for being rude..

[daniilovesyou]

ok?

[xsingitoutx]

lol...

[DarkKrystal]

Too bad Dane Cook's standup is about as funny as Bob's Saget's acting.

(They're both nice guys, though.)

[vega92]

Dane cook is as funny as my penis erected ( not very funny is it?)

[pirates4evah8888]

oh my god i love this because joel and dane cook are literally the two funniest men out there. they are the ONLY two people on tv that actually make me laugh out loud until i cant breathe

[velocity246]

Matt is so hot!

[DayDreamer1606]

how tall is joel?

man i have never seen anyone in the show taller than him.

or does he use a stool

[mandarosee1234]

notice how once joel enters dane slowly gets shorter? yeah, hes on a platform thing that goes down.

[TheRealMariaG]

it's the camera

[xxxMissBrokenHearTxx]

no he is not the cam angle changed

[mandarosee1234]

right?

[Jamiegirl1315]

it never loaded for me.... :(

[pokabeb]

lol! wtf did you really just post that? lmao!

[GlassRose67]

I love Dane but Isolated Incident wasn't as funny as his others.

[SpunkyMcNuggets]

agree, I actually didn't like it at all

[Thorns16]

bought it,watched it ,laughed some , then it disapeared O.O . i like dane cook :P and Joel M is kewl 2

[blues260]

where was the joke ? did i missed it or so ?

[unlikelytoupload]

okay dane cook wanted to shoot matt and took over joel's place

[pisces38]

lol Matt's girly scream.

[BrainnFreezee]

They almost look the same XD

[ArnoldHC]

Dane Cook

*Price is Right FAIL Horn

[Soundwave721]

Dane is Good but

Joel > Dane Cook

[triniboymike]

dane is cute

[ArranoGris]

Dane sucks. Sorry.

[lorezapocalypse]

Dane Cook: Comedy made for douchebags, by douchebags.

[wd1233]

i feel bad for dane, bis brother stole 11 million from him..

[cangriman0101]

$11,000,000?? WOW

[MiiszRuRu]

The Soup is the Best

[soulchild05]

joel mchale!!! lol poor matt