I threw it on the ground, cause i jizzed in my pants on a boat like a boss at the space olympics for the throw it on the ground games while on the set of MacGruber where there are hotties with bodies.
OMG! i found it! i saw this one night and almost passed out laughing. I ws sleeping when it came on, so when i woke up and looked at it, i wsnt sure if real or not for a minute. lmao! Happy Birthday to the Ground!!!! lmao
Ryan's face at 2:34 = PRICELESS. And After he says "I come to you" twice he has to take a breath! ROFL. And I love Scarlett, and I'm glad the Ryan hooked. Compared to the people who may have...
I;m an ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn !!!!! I took the porcelain fountains and threw them on the ground ! you can't trust the system ! maaaaaaaaaaaan !!!
first he is rite because energy drinks just get into your system and you dont get energy you feel you have energy but when it wheres of you feel ferry tierd you sleep and what do you know you have a fever,cold,your throught gets dry dont say nooo because i am a medical doc and its becase of the sugar look at the back and youll see
this made my life! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! I'm not a part of your system! i'm an adult! hahahaha get yourself a porcelin fountain and i come to you! hahahaha
I love how this has both the "Threw It On The Ground" song AND the Porcelain Fountains sketch, I've been quoting these pretty much nonstop since I saw the episode...pretty much any time my mom points to something now she adds 'look at this one, and that one'...it's effing awesome, SNL rules!
TAZIN on my butt ova and ova my buthole waz on fire!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Scardpelt 1 year ago
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LOL Mad tv is still way Better then SNL, lol i threw snl on the ground
drbest86 1 year ago
man! i dont need no porceline fountain! so i threw it on the ground!! hehe lol!
thecrunchycarrot 1 year ago
MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE!!!!!
MadBones673 1 year ago
My bro gave me a Bunny and i said WHAT AM I SUPOSSED TO DO WITH THIS?..... SO I SHOT IT IN THE HEAD!!!!
ff1luver 1 year ago
happy birthday to THE GROUND
pkmntrainervivi 1 year ago
I go to shop to buy windows 7 and he gives me Windows vista and i say MAN WHAT DO YOU THINK IM STUPID ? I TRew it on teh ground !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DPROSpeed 1 year ago 2
@DPROSpeed --- I'm an idiot... and Windows Vista was MY idea.... woulda been a great commercial...
Alrgc2Air 1 year ago
@Alrgc2Air it was your idea ?i didnt knwo i just thouth of it too !and yeah it would be a great commercial :P
DPROSpeed 1 year ago
@DPROSpeed - I been sayin that ever since I bought a Vaio with Vista 64... Have a HP-Compaq with XP Pro SP3 now.... that should speak volumes....
Alrgc2Air 1 year ago
i threw it on the ground man yeah dude ya
ZombieDelivery 1 year ago
I bet the maker of the porcelain fountain skit wished he took the script and THREW IT ON THE GROUND
SNL DONT NEED THAT CRAPPINESS, MANNNNNN
Raiku765 1 year ago
MAN.... THIS AIN'T MY DAD THIS IS A CELL PHONE!!
MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE
epic
flawless7jr 1 year ago 2
hes soo cute
val1988 1 year ago
I come to you, take your porcelain fountain and I threw it on the GROOOUUUUND
Bstupid2day 1 year ago
lol! u remember this guys?
1993SUCKR 1 year ago
I come to you!
casper1004 1 year ago
U CANT BUY ME HOTDOG MAN!
hayden5959 1 year ago
you cant buy me ,mr hotdog man
missjustinbieber551 1 year ago
I ain't part of the system what do I look like a charity case
metaknight602 1 year ago
i threw my porecelain fountain on the ground!! cuz it aint part of my sYstem
aljereau14 1 year ago
I come to you !
LightYagame100000 1 year ago
I come to you...and i'll throw your porcelain fountain to the ground! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! I'm an adult!!!!!
shrew76 1 year ago
AWESOME
themusicbands 1 year ago
Happy birthday to the ground!!
tweetiebirdRULES5 1 year ago
Don't trust the sistem
MrOmarzzito 1 year ago
SNL's the best show ever created, no contest hombre
Louis1820 1 year ago
I liked the part where he threw the things on the ground.
cooltiger4 1 year ago
Man this aint my dad this is a cellphone LMAO i love those guys
deepshado 1 year ago
haha MY DAD IS NOT PHONE!
greekfox32 1 year ago
i love this so much
bluepoodle29 1 year ago
lol I love the birthday part! And also the cell phone part!
Zaelek1776 1 year ago
some retard comes up to me and hands me his homework and i says" whatch u want me to do with this do it?" i took it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!
JEngbretson 1 year ago
I threw it on the ground, cause i jizzed in my pants on a boat like a boss at the space olympics for the throw it on the ground games while on the set of MacGruber where there are hotties with bodies.
sunlightstars 1 year ago
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
DrTallyHo 1 year ago
the guy who played deadpool is a celebrity? when did this happen?
jros83 1 year ago
@jros83 are you serious? lol lol
taineekimi 1 year ago
ha Elijah wood and Ryan Reynolds GROUND!!!!!!!!!
skullcrusher858 1 year ago
i come to you!
zebamarie 1 year ago
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS.
DrTallyHo 1 year ago 5
What, are you kidding me? The porcelain fountain bit is comedy gold. That Jersey chick is spot-on.
bunnyman09 1 year ago
The porcelain fountain bit just sealed this is maybe the best six minutes of SNL's 35th season lol
dontblinkdarling 1 year ago
they tazed me in the butthole over and over ROFL
stickarenauser 1 year ago
@stickarenauser
how to you taze a hole?
zebamarie 1 year ago
who plays the daughter in the fountain sketch?
MacManus1999 2 years ago
@MacManus1999 scarlett johansson
damageincorporated1 1 year ago
@MacManus1999 its scarlett johansen
AishiaTV 1 year ago
lol...thiz and my dad...thiz iz my phone!!!
TheSuperArhum 2 years ago
good song for master shake
BluShock99 2 years ago
I thew the Porcelain Fountain man on the ground
renschlerpablo 2 years ago 2
I think they made this just so thy could try out a slo-mo camera
BrianRafalski 2 years ago
LOL tis so epic when he tips the table in slow motion
KJmyass 2 years ago
happy birthday to the ground
and i threw the rest of the cake too
lmao
DeadApp 2 years ago 4
i aint gonna be a part of this system, maaaaaaan!
BatmanRulzz 2 years ago
I just developed a fetish for seeing cake being thrown on the ground in slow motion O.o
EssenceKones 2 years ago 5
I took my porceline fountain, AND THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUNNDDD!!!!
ItsBADhp 2 years ago 40
you can't trust the system!!!! LOL
Conquistador9697 2 years ago
that's not my dad its a cellphone
sportnettis 2 years ago
Happy birthday to the ground!!!!!!
elff456 2 years ago
Happy Birthday to the Ground!!!
stylishbuddha 2 years ago 8
i know what i gotta get ;}
anticarebear13 2 years ago
view my channel plz
sub or be my friend
bostonteams 2 years ago
porcelin fountains is weird but really funny
bostonteams 2 years ago
lol ryan reynolds "i come to you, i come to you"
lboy9889 2 years ago
man after i posted this coment, i took my key board and my moniter and i threw it to the grounnnnd!!!!!
TokenBlackGuy95 2 years ago 4
it was Elija Woods and Ryan Reynolds
Derekthefro 2 years ago
OMG! i found it! i saw this one night and almost passed out laughing. I ws sleeping when it came on, so when i woke up and looked at it, i wsnt sure if real or not for a minute. lmao! Happy Birthday to the Ground!!!! lmao
ishebaearth 2 years ago
Ryan's face at 2:34 = PRICELESS. And After he says "I come to you" twice he has to take a breath! ROFL. And I love Scarlett, and I'm glad the Ryan hooked. Compared to the people who may have...
Pooch92893 2 years ago
then the two phonies got up it turned out they tazer
adamtheidiot 2 years ago
Why does everyone cheer when "his daughter lexi walks in to the shot"? is that someone i should know or something?
coyster1130 2 years ago
dunno looks like scarlett johannson
SuicidalBuu 2 years ago
@SuicidalBuu
She was in the original "Marble Column" skit. And she would recommend you please consider to buy both items (joke).
amiausUSA 2 years ago
the other "phony" was Elijah Wood. He plays Frodo in the Lord of the RIngs trilogy
xxbrittx3 2 years ago
I come to you
gordonfan1095 2 years ago
Who were the two phonys, Ryan Reynolds and who else????
WarLord0906 2 years ago
i trew a porcelain fountain on the ground!!LOLZ
StudioJango 2 years ago
LOLZ
StudioJango 2 years ago 2
I;m an ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn !!!!! I took the porcelain fountains and threw them on the ground ! you can't trust the system ! maaaaaaaaaaaan !!!
LightYagame100000 2 years ago 5
lol @ porcelain fountains.
StigmatiX 2 years ago 3
there gunna say WOW that guy has more money than the sheik from Saudi Arabia
TheCBrady 2 years ago
and they tazed me in the butthole
TheCBrady 2 years ago
I would have handed him his own glasses.
superhandman 2 years ago
Whatcha ant me with this, EAT IT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!
haha
xoKyKyProductionsxo 2 years ago
what the fuck is your problem bich
PALDHALIWAL 2 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
LMFAO!
fairypuncher1 2 years ago 3
@ Fairyouncher1
You need to go and get yourself a porcelain fountain!
PokeFreakPlatinum 2 years ago
PLZZ READ THIS COMMENT
first he is rite because energy drinks just get into your system and you dont get energy you feel you have energy but when it wheres of you feel ferry tierd you sleep and what do you know you have a fever,cold,your throught gets dry dont say nooo because i am a medical doc and its becase of the sugar look at the back and youll see
PALDHALIWAL 2 years ago
No one cares, dumbass.
SenbonzakuraPetals 2 years ago
my dad's not a phone... DUH!!!!!!
happy birthday to the ground... win!!!
softcelltainted22 2 years ago 3
throw the porcelain fountain on the GROUND!
thecritiqu 2 years ago 3
SNL Makes the best videos EVER
Skidtube4 2 years ago
this made my life! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! I'm not a part of your system! i'm an adult! hahahaha get yourself a porcelin fountain and i come to you! hahahaha
Catamoose 2 years ago 3
lol
shadow5917 2 years ago
Wtff lmao I come to you!! :P this shits hilarious :)
cheecho93 2 years ago
MY DADS NOT A PHONE
RadicalPics 2 years ago 11
I'm an adult LOL HAHA
My dad's not a phone! haha
CrimeFighter247 2 years ago 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
deathbycatz 2 years ago 7
so i threw on the GROUND LOL LUV THIS SONG AND IM ONLY 12
vampirelove49 2 years ago
13 years
STHbiggestfan 2 years ago
Throw the porcelain fountain ON THE GROUND!
pwnsaurus 2 years ago 15
i believe its porsalin fountinn
anticarebear13 2 years ago
I love this video haha lol!!!
Brunetebabe224 2 years ago 2
this song fucking rocks!!
rndable 2 years ago
this is hilarious damn u cant posion me im bout to throw this laptop ON THE GROUND
SuckaFreeLatino 2 years ago
welcome to the real world jackass!
sneekix 2 years ago
Happy birthday to the ground lol!
bugninja80 2 years ago 3
youve GOT to get yourself some PORCELAIN fountains... lol gotta love scarlett
iwilleatyou7678 2 years ago 2
You gotta get yourself some porcelain fountains,
MetalGinger 2 years ago
Ryan Reynolds MAKES the porcelain fountains sketch. I come to you!
GiantsTom11 2 years ago
Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!
abci23billionmillion 2 years ago
What, are you kidding me? How can you NOT have porcelain fountains all over your house?
bunnyman09 2 years ago
ya gotta get yourself some porcelain fountains
mmgmm1 2 years ago
my dads not a phone!
layken4 2 years ago
My favorites are the cell phone and the cake.
Penpal28 2 years ago
I come to you
Ludacris1011 2 years ago
LOL MY BUTTHOLE WAS ON TAH FIYA!
Thexboxdudes 2 years ago
"I'm an adult!"
13carlf 2 years ago
My Butthole was on fiya,
The moral of the story:
You can't trust the system,
Maaaan
gpizzo 2 years ago
I come to you!! LMAO!!
LaNana89 2 years ago
Guess who's gonna be dreaming about caviar...throwing it on the grounddd!
chef2303 2 years ago 2
Man what do i look like a charity case. i took it and threw it on the ground! love this song so much
rockonastick 2 years ago
I love how this has both the "Threw It On The Ground" song AND the Porcelain Fountains sketch, I've been quoting these pretty much nonstop since I saw the episode...pretty much any time my mom points to something now she adds 'look at this one, and that one'...it's effing awesome, SNL rules!
GlobalsoftPirka 2 years ago 2
hahahaha my butthole was on fire!!
ty5 2 years ago
You gotta get yourself some porcelain fountain
XChristapherX 2 years ago 2
XD I love this!! So funny!!
ButterflyQueen93 2 years ago
I come to you!
AkniRudra 2 years ago 2
my dad's not a phone!!!!!!!!
tarheels1995 2 years ago 5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!.... hahahaha! WOW
50turtle50figs 2 years ago 6
I AINT GONNA BE PART OF THIS SYSTEM!
stlrugy 2 years ago 5
You gotta get yourself some PORcelain FOUNtains!
blackberri64 2 years ago
My Dads Not A Phone, Duhh!!!"
2299amber 2 years ago 2
''i come to you'' lmao! ryan is awesome & scarlett to
theHERO292 2 years ago 2
Porcelian fountains!!
Madilyn57687 2 years ago 3
He called the little kid a poser... Rofl!
senoreo 2 years ago 4
pourcelain fountains...... lol.... watch slap chop rap...
xsorarikux 2 years ago 2
i pity the kids face when he threw it on the ground.
RubberSoulBeatle 2 years ago 2
my jumbo jet is parked in the bathroom!!
paduza 2 years ago 2
don't like your fountain? I come to you
xj503 2 years ago 4
welcome to the real world jackass!
Driftwood112 2 years ago 2
"what you want me to do it eat it, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND"
lil kid got ownd!!! lol
yingmasta 2 years ago 5
man, what the fuck are porcelain fountains?
i threw em on the groooound
burnsometrashcans 2 years ago
pooourcelain foouuuntanns
AngelKid342 2 years ago
You gotta get yourself a Porcelain Fountain!
TheDying1 2 years ago
how did you put this video on youtube. I tried and it got blocked in some countries.
kranok05 2 years ago
andy samburg has the best facial expresions dont you think because i come to you! lol
jatman12 2 years ago
Porcelain fountains xD
Dinosaurs312 2 years ago 2
i come to you!
rumvodkaf1 2 years ago
who is the chick in the shit... she's hot
GUSco2001 2 years ago
Scarlett Johansson. She's Ryan's girl.
rumvodkaf1 2 years ago
she's an actor on the show sucka
peterdaveloose 2 years ago
YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM,,,,,that is classic...
JohnnyShoulders 2 years ago
"You like sitting in the living room?" xD
smichelle65 2 years ago 2
SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
hamstergeddon911 2 years ago 2
nobody wants your autograph...FONEEE!!!!
Invaraeden 2 years ago 2
phonies.
Vercetti272007 2 years ago 2
whatever...spelling and grammar are nonexistant in the world of youtube...
Invaraeden 2 years ago 2
whatever...spelling and grammar are nonexistant in the world of youtube...
Invaraeden 2 years ago 2
lmao
deidara633 2 years ago 2
IM AN ADULT!!!!
shaq9000 2 years ago 2
Happy Birthday to the GROUND!
prince49 2 years ago 2
Happy Birthday to the Ground!!! xD
shortballerz 2 years ago 2
Thats not my dad thats a phone! MY dads not a PHONE!..........DUH!?!?!
MusicGroup86 2 years ago 2
MY DADS NOT A PHNE............DUGHHH
surfboy718 2 years ago 2
This is the funniest thing i've seen on SNL recently. It's hilarious!
Agb86 2 years ago 3
lol "my dads not a phone"
MrMe567 2 years ago 2
Ya gotta get yourself some...PORCELAIN FOUNTAINS.
PacmanRandomNo 2 years ago 3
haha best part is HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!
shruikan251 2 years ago 5
best part - MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE! DUH!
penguinlord333 2 years ago 3
Your welcome bserusha =P
3XPerTGam3R 2 years ago
Scarlett johansson is fuckin gorgeous even looking like that
bgalli100 2 years ago 4
THANK YOU FOR THE REAL VID!
bserusha 2 years ago 5
Man!
Polelover44 2 years ago 4
I COME TO YOU.
pozner343 2 years ago 5
Man..... Porcelain Fountain.....tooo the GROUND
ram8704 2 years ago 5