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  • TAZIN on my butt ova and ova my buthole waz on fire!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

  • man! i dont need no porceline fountain! so i threw it on the ground!! hehe lol!

  • MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE!!!!!

  • My bro gave me a Bunny and i said WHAT AM I SUPOSSED TO DO WITH THIS?..... SO I SHOT IT IN THE HEAD!!!!

  • happy birthday to THE GROUND

  • I go to shop to buy windows 7 and he gives me Windows vista and i say MAN WHAT DO YOU THINK IM STUPID ? I TRew it on teh ground !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DPROSpeed --- I'm an idiot... and Windows Vista was MY idea.... woulda been a great commercial...

  • @Alrgc2Air it was your idea ?i didnt knwo i just thouth of it too !and yeah it would be a great commercial :P

  • @DPROSpeed - I been sayin that ever since I bought a Vaio with Vista 64... Have a HP-Compaq with XP Pro SP3 now.... that should speak volumes....

  • i threw it on the ground man yeah dude ya

  • I bet the maker of the porcelain fountain skit wished he took the script and THREW IT ON THE GROUND

    SNL DONT NEED THAT CRAPPINESS, MANNNNNN

  • MAN.... THIS AIN'T MY DAD THIS IS A CELL PHONE!!

    MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE

    epic

  • hes soo cute

  • I come to you, take your porcelain fountain and I threw it on the GROOOUUUUND

  • lol! u remember this guys?

  • I come to you!

  • U CANT BUY ME HOTDOG MAN!

  • you cant buy me ,mr hotdog man

  • I ain't part of the system what do I look like a charity case

  • i threw my porecelain fountain on the ground!! cuz it aint part of my sYstem

  • I come to you !

  • I come to you...and i'll throw your porcelain fountain to the ground! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! I'm an adult!!!!!

  • AWESOME

  • Happy birthday to the ground!!

  • Don't trust the sistem

  • SNL's the best show ever created, no contest hombre

  • I liked the part where he threw the things on the ground.

  • Man this aint my dad this is a cellphone LMAO i love those guys

  • haha MY DAD IS NOT PHONE!

  • i love this so much

  • lol I love the birthday part! And also the cell phone part!

  • some retard comes up to me and hands me his homework and i says" whatch u want me to do with this do it?" i took it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!

  • I threw it on the ground, cause i jizzed in my pants on a boat like a boss at the space olympics for the throw it on the ground games while on the set of MacGruber where there are hotties with bodies.

  • MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

  • the guy who played deadpool is a celebrity? when did this happen?

  • @jros83 are you serious? lol lol

  • ha Elijah wood and Ryan Reynolds GROUND!!!!!!!!!

  • i come to you!

  • WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS.

  • What, are you kidding me? The porcelain fountain bit is comedy gold. That Jersey chick is spot-on.

  • The porcelain fountain bit just sealed this is maybe the best six minutes of SNL's 35th season lol

  • they tazed me in  the butthole over and over ROFL

  • @stickarenauser

    how to you taze a hole?

  • who plays the daughter in the fountain sketch?

  • @MacManus1999 scarlett johansson

  • @MacManus1999 its scarlett johansen

  • lol...thiz and my dad...thiz iz my phone!!!

  • good song for master shake

  • I thew the Porcelain Fountain man on the ground

  • I think they made this just so thy could try out a slo-mo camera

  • LOL tis so epic when he tips the table in slow motion

  • happy birthday to the ground

    and i threw the rest of the cake too

    lmao

  • i aint gonna be a part of this system, maaaaaaan!

  • I just developed a fetish for seeing cake being thrown on the ground in slow motion O.o

  • I took my porceline fountain, AND THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUNNDDD!!!!

  • you can't trust the system!!!! LOL

  • that's not my dad its a cellphone

  • Happy birthday to the ground!!!!!!

  • Happy Birthday to the Ground!!!

  • i know what i gotta get ;}

  • view my channel plz

    sub or be my friend

  • porcelin fountains is weird but really funny

  • lol ryan reynolds "i come to you, i come to you"

  • man after i posted this coment, i took my key board and my moniter and i threw it to the grounnnnd!!!!!

  • it was Elija Woods and Ryan Reynolds

  • OMG! i found it! i saw this one night and almost passed out laughing. I ws sleeping when it came on, so when i woke up and looked at it, i wsnt sure if real or not for a minute. lmao! Happy Birthday to the Ground!!!! lmao

  • Ryan's face at 2:34 = PRICELESS. And After he says "I come to you" twice he has to take a breath! ROFL. And I love Scarlett, and I'm glad the Ryan hooked. Compared to the people who may have...

  • then the two phonies got up it turned out they tazer

  • Why does everyone cheer when "his daughter lexi walks in to the shot"? is that someone i should know or something?

  • dunno looks like scarlett johannson

  • @SuicidalBuu

    She was in the original "Marble Column" skit. And she would recommend you please consider to buy both items (joke).

  • the other "phony" was Elijah Wood. He plays Frodo in the Lord of the RIngs trilogy

  • I come to you

  • Who were the two phonys, Ryan Reynolds and who else????

  • i trew a porcelain fountain on the ground!!LOLZ

  • LOLZ

  • I;m an ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn­n !!!!! I took the porcelain fountains and threw them on the ground ! you can't trust the system ! maaaaaaaaaaaan !!!

  • lol @ porcelain fountains.

  • there gunna say WOW that guy has more money than the sheik from Saudi Arabia

  • and they tazed me in the butthole

  • I would have handed him his own glasses.

  • Whatcha ant me with this, EAT IT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!

    haha

  • what the fuck is your problem bich

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

    LMFAO!

  • @ Fairyouncher1

    You need to go and get yourself a porcelain fountain!

  • PLZZ READ THIS COMMENT

    first he is rite because energy drinks just get into your system and you dont get energy you feel you have energy but when it wheres of you feel ferry tierd you sleep and what do you know you have a fever,cold,your throught gets dry dont say nooo because i am a medical doc and its becase of the sugar look at the back and youll see

  • No one cares, dumbass.

  • my dad's not a phone... DUH!!!!!!

    happy birthday to the ground... win!!!

  • throw the porcelain fountain on the GROUND!

  • SNL Makes the best videos EVER

  • this made my life! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! I'm not a part of your system! i'm an adult! hahahaha get yourself a porcelin fountain and i come to you! hahahaha

  • lol

  • Wtff lmao I come to you!! :P this shits hilarious :)

  • MY DADS NOT A PHONE

  • I'm an adult LOL HAHA

    My dad's not a phone! haha

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

  • so i threw on the GROUND LOL LUV THIS SONG AND IM ONLY 12

  • 13 years

  • Throw the porcelain fountain ON THE GROUND!

  • i believe its porsalin fountinn

  • I love this video haha lol!!!

  • this song fucking rocks!!

  • this is hilarious damn u cant posion me im bout to throw this laptop ON THE GROUND

  • welcome to the real world jackass!

  • Happy birthday to the ground lol!

  • youve GOT to get yourself some PORCELAIN fountains... lol gotta love scarlett

  • You gotta get yourself some porcelain fountains,

  • Ryan Reynolds MAKES the porcelain fountains sketch. I come to you!

  • Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!

  • What, are you kidding me? How can you NOT have porcelain fountains all over your house?

  • ya gotta get yourself some porcelain fountains

  • my dads not a phone!

  • My favorites are the cell phone and the cake.

  • I come to you

  • LOL MY BUTTHOLE WAS ON TAH FIYA!

  • "I'm an adult!"

  • My Butthole was on fiya,

    The moral of the story:

    You can't trust the system,

    Maaaan

  • I come to you!! LMAO!!

  • Guess who's gonna be dreaming about caviar...throwing it on the grounddd!

  • Man what do i look like a charity case. i took it and threw it on the ground! love this song so much

  • I love how this has both the "Threw It On The Ground" song AND the Porcelain Fountains sketch, I've been quoting these pretty much nonstop since I saw the episode...pretty much any time my mom points to something now she adds 'look at this one, and that one'...it's effing awesome, SNL rules!

  • hahahaha my butthole was on fire!!

  • You gotta get yourself some porcelain fountain

  • XD I love this!! So funny!!

  • I come to you!

  • my dad's not a phone!!!!!!!!

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!.... hahahaha! WOW

  • I AINT GONNA BE PART OF THIS SYSTEM!

  • You gotta get yourself some PORcelain FOUNtains!

  • My Dads Not A Phone, Duhh!!!"

  • ''i come to you'' lmao! ryan is awesome & scarlett to

  • Porcelian fountains!!

  • He called the little kid a poser... Rofl!

  • pourcelain fountains...... lol.... watch slap chop rap...

  • i pity the kids face when he threw it on the ground.

  • my jumbo jet is parked in the bathroom!!

  • don't like your fountain? I come to you

  • welcome to the real world jackass!

  • "what you want me to do it eat it, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND"

    lil kid got ownd!!! lol

  • man, what the fuck are porcelain fountains?

    i threw em on the groooound

  • pooourcelain foouuuntanns

  • You gotta get yourself a Porcelain Fountain!

  • how did you put this video on youtube. I tried and it got blocked in some countries.

  • andy samburg has the best facial expresions dont you think because i come to you! lol

  • Porcelain fountains xD

  • i come to you!

  • who is the chick in the shit... she's hot

  • Scarlett Johansson. She's Ryan's girl.

  • she's an actor on the show sucka

  • YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM,,,,,that is classic...

  • "You like sitting in the living room?" xD

  • SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

  • nobody wants your autograph...FONEEE!!!!

  • phonies.

  • whatever...spelling and grammar are nonexistant in the world of youtube...

  • whatever...spelling and grammar are nonexistant in the world of youtube...

  • lmao

  • IM AN ADULT!!!!

  • Happy Birthday to the GROUND!

  • Happy Birthday to the Ground!!! xD

  • Thats not my dad thats a phone! MY dads not a PHONE!..........DUH!?!?!

  • MY DADS NOT A PHNE............DUGHHH

  • This is the funniest thing i've seen on SNL recently. It's hilarious!

  • lol "my dads not a phone"

  • Ya gotta get yourself some...PORCELAIN FOUNTAINS.

  • haha best part is HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!

  • best part - MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE! DUH!

  • Your welcome bserusha =P

  • Scarlett johansson is fuckin gorgeous even looking like that

  • THANK YOU FOR THE REAL VID!

  • Man!

  • I COME TO YOU.

  • Man..... Porcelain Fountain.....tooo the GROUND