Dane Cook Dream House

[ninakai134]

ok i fell out my seat at 2:13 XD

[AwesomeCateAT]

mmm marshmellows...

[pitbullstar13]

: )

[DenaRox613897]

haha god ive landed in marshmallows how mad can i be? xD

[koria0518]

OMG IT LOOKS LIKE DANES EYE *poke* AAAAHHHH Y THE FUCK AM I STILL LOOKING

[AwesomeCateAT]

@koria0518 im still laughing bout that!

[koria0518]

@AwesomeCateAT so am i

[hawtzaz]

SKEMATICS!

[GarrySpeaks]

OMG the toilet

[DFtoGLtoUNC]

funny

[XxCheckerDxCupcakExX]

haha i loved the Swamp picture xD just so fukin random xP

[videowatcher859]

dream it you fucking dreamers!

[toontownpenny8]

i want to land in the Marsh of MARSH-mellows

[blodboy108]

i love the photos i favorited it just for the photos (and because dane cook is funny)

[michael5602]

dane you said you wash this dishes a week ago. actually what i said was

*opens trap door* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[PresidentDRCI]

"i just landed in marshmallows, how mad can I be?!? XD XD XD XD XD

[ShadowCim]

UMG at 1:56 its Tom from Eddsworld xDDDDDD

[MySTICHES]

"See! Dane!" hes so cute <3 :D

[SuPeRbUbBlEsXD19991]

omg this is soooooo funnyy ^_^ loved it

[SaruhKerra]

"Thanks for shittn' in me. I enjoyed your shit."

I fucking lost it XD

[TheCatsLastWord]

A schematic is a diagram that represents the elements of a system using abstract, graphic symbols rather than realistic pictures.

[niveababay]

marsh full of marsh mellows

[cortflips]

marshmellow<3

[MrShibby518]

@massiahnleticia its just fun 2do moron

[BLINDFIREKILLER]

@MrShibby518 No, it's not fun to do, it's fucking retarded. It wastes comment space and bandwidth. Go jump faggot.

[MrShibby518]

@BLINDFIREKILLER lol you are a little upset punk arent you XD awh poor you here is a tear for your corner while you get anal wrecked :'(

[BLINDFIREKILLER]

@MrShibby518 Yes.. totally.. Seeing comments like this on youtube makes me cry so hard..

[id493337]

@reym205

It did not work :-( I am still alive :-D

[SimonsGal123]

:D i wish there were trap doors at my skool i am sooo excited!!!

Teacher: OK CLASS POP QUIZZZ

Me: nope * pushes button and techer falls in trap door* XD

[cjsworld9000]

but then all the expensive crap he was holding would go to the swamp too

[BowDownMortals]

"Thanks for shitting in me."

[shelbythemachine]

who in the world would dislike this?

[musicislovegirl]

lol i love how he's like "Dane!"

[AccioStarkid]

4 people WD-40-ed the creak in their bookcase.

[girlgirl37able]

@AccioStarkid that sux o.o the creak was kinda kewl =3

[SoadOwnsUrFace]

1:31 Windows Alert?

[aelishaful]

@SoadOwnsUrFace oh, haha. i thought that was my computer lol

[princess0of0anime67]

@SoadOwnsUrFace I was looking all over my computer for an alert window....

[jaxenlabs]

LOL at the toilet scene!

[Elkkun]

I like how at the end it says "made by potter01 on youtube" and yet the person who uploaded it is called theunderscroll...

...so I smell stealing?

[crownvampireprincess]

man i haven't laughed this hard in a long time thanks dane your the best comedian ever

[madukes3ful]

HE is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo freeking funny he is truly the worlds funniest man in the history of history and pure funnyness

[kristensaysno]

4 people got poked in the eye looking thru the painting so they misssed the like button

[taylorbambb]

I LUV DANE COOK HIS FUNNY

[MoonFace275]

if only there was a house like this >.<

[nluvbtntluved]

:)

[MsHappyPerson1]

WHY AM I STILL LOOKING!?!'

[kalinga01]

SEE? DANE!!

[victor9von9pwn9soul]

ye well looks like 4 people missed the like button. Maybe due to some kinda eye infection possibly?

[Frenimes]

freakin funny man!!!!! I poked the horse's eye, and it sounded like dane getting poked in the eye!

[Frenimes]

I landed in marshmallows! how mad can i be? HA! awesome!

[lulup0p1]

du du??

[bloodstruck1]

awesome ideas

[envysdaughter]

im using the hallway idea

[dandylion903]

talking toilet is epic win

[tailsiscool987]

wtf why did i biuld this lol

[Tyem310]

im gonna tell my plumber when i get my house when im older i want a toilet that talks

[mestarilapsi]

I'd be mad if I'd land on a pile of marshmellows (however you write it, I'm a finn) trough a trapdoor, because I'm a vegetarian and they use cow's mucosa to make them :/ Y'know, gelatine.

[randomshan2]

Gotta have a swamp! lmfao xD

[shadowpeach89]

I love it! Thumbs up

[tribalflames12]

Brian Regan, Dane Cook, and Jim Gaffigan are the best comics ever! Dave Chapelle as well. :)

[NerdyRockstar13]

that horse sounds like dane getting poked in the eye! -poke-

OW!!!!!! WHY AM I STILL LOOKING?!?!?!

[NutShotBrothers]

actually its at 1:31

[DCBLOOD13]

thats the same thing as my dream house

[mrrahlex]

all of a sudden i've got elixirs and skematics.

[DeathNoteOwnerTooBe]

Hi me!

[Karlos1234ify]

i wish i can have mystery house with trap doors secret door which is a bookshelf hallways which are canals a secret lab and see through the eyes paintings.

[LegoProductions707]

"Thank's For Sh****ng Me. I enjoyed ur S**t." LOL XD

[774CcC]

My old house had a bookshelf door.

[UpsideDownSmalley]

This video is hilair

[loudmouthmatt55]

OMG I HEAR THE ERROR!!!

[pvtchandler1]

i love this vid

[thetreeregimovies]

You spelled Schematics wrong. :P

[BBerges39]

i heard it

[rockerboy3888]

ha ha

[fireqween]

I friggin love this XD 

[TLROCKS]

@plasma959 i heard itt.

[teban97]

yes jajaj a big error

[U2ber418]

just how he says Daaane! is funny

[shadowkatie2]

my dream house is going to have canels to get around and a crawl space behind the fire place and a trap door near the door that leads to japan.

[jayseiger]

i want trap doors in my house. =~D

[SakoresDark]

i dont have trap doors ijust have some string a door knob that turns and a knife >;3

[Gimpani]

skematics is spelt schematics.

[lizzie5318]

I wish I had a toilet like that! And pictures!

[JAproductions2000]

lmao

[Ziggman2g]

lol

'WHY AM I STILL LOOKING!?!'

[karateman451]

Dane Cook is the best comedian ever!

[MrVideosphere]

@karateman451 agreed! hes awesome!

[taytertot991]

@karateman451 he is pretty fantastic but i have seen better...

[nextgentacos123]

lol he made a reference to dexters lab

[cookiemadness123]

@RMD12PH no he does not

[Shann0nmariee]

so funny :D

[footballsk8r]

lol halarious u must of tooken alot of time to make this

[wrestlingandguitar]

omg so funny

ill be hiding behind the picture with eyes....with my skematics!

[peacelover707]

lol

[mifigig]

lol i landed in marshamellows

skematics

[plasma959]

anyone else notice the noise at 1:32 like a windows error?

duda??

[totaleclips3]

yesssss made me look at my computer to see what was up haha.

[mifigig]

when i listened to this last time i thought it was my computerand i closed this window and i was pissed

[theunderscroll]

huh what are you talking about??

[marioluigi344]

@theunderscroll 1:32in the background you can hear a windows error sound. Listen Crefully.

[nelsonr12]

@theunderscroll i hear the noise

[MrVideosphere]

@theunderscroll i heard it too

[xoxVikki15xox]

@theunderscroll Ohhh he's talking about the little bleep that shows up, like if you're using a computer and something goes wrong and it beeps :P

[coolmen123123]

@theunderscroll you cant hear it??? its like easy to hear

[Anabellepup]

@theunderscroll there was that dining sound when a message pops up.

[Cole1497]

@theunderscroll The sound.

[Warcrafter10001]

@theunderscroll It goes like didun

[mikechapion]

@theunderscroll its the lil dun doo sound

[bmx65]

lol i thought that was my computer making that noise!

[keyblader444]

@plasma959 I HEARD IT!!!!!!!!

[JudgeStooooopid]

@plasma959 I noticed it!

[freakyaliendude]

@plasma959 i noticed it

[SPRlHA]

@plasma959 Yea i heard the noise too

[ILikeEmoboys012]

@plasma959 i heard it

[BushyLlama1]

@plasma959  i heard it

[ChipmunkLoverda1st]

@plasma959  yea i heard it

[LouyPanda]

@plasma959 heard it.

[lexietexie11]

@plasma959 Heard it .



[bbeennzz22447744]

@plasma959 I did.. :/

[Lightoverdeath]

@bbeennzz22447744 Me too, it was an error message or something

[RoxanneRave]

@plasma959 I heard it too but i dont think it sounded like an error but it was a windows sound. :D

[TheKCure]

@plasma959 i hear it too

[sunnydog11]

@plasma959 ya i heard it

[pikachupokemonlover]

@plasma959 Oh yah, i heard that too, thought it was my computer, but I guess not.

[hypergirly18]

@plasma959 i heard it :P

[Ikx28]

@plasma959 i heard it..its just like a sound at that time..like the windows error sound

[dthegreendino]

@plasma959 I heard it too!

[internationaleds]

@plasma959

Lol,I heard it too!at first I thought it was my laptop but I knew that was impossible

[JHFunny1000]

@plasma959 yo ur right it was a windows error WTF

[KingReptar94]

@plasma959 yeppp

[coolmen123123]

@plasma959 yea i hear it it does sould like that!

[starheart49]

@plasma959 L0L I heared it!

[OverLordShane]

@plasma959 yeah lol

[Vannucci14]

@plasma959 i heard it...it was that little bloobloop

[bleach4evurs]

@plasma959 i did :O

[sy9593]

@plasma959 i think i heard it

[LastOfAkatsuki]

@plasma959 you mean the beep sound yeah i though it was my compute at first but then i kept on hearing at the same time xD

[bonnie12340]

@plasma959

yer i did lol so weird ay!!

[Gazuntiteable]

@plasma959 I heard it too.

[brendeyn12]

@plasma959 I DID!

[LilDrummerBoi2911]

@plasma959 i did.....damn i thought my laptop was doin sumtin....LOL

[glendale92]

@plasma959 yeah, a microsoft windows sound

[MedjaiTheWarrior]

@plasma959 Ya, I hear it D: I thought it was from my computer but no, it is from the video. Hmmmm oh well.

Love this video XD

[Naix823]

@plasma959 no1 kares

[smartdude73]

@plasma959 i heard it to man

[StickGuy566]

@plasma959 i hear it

[KrazieGirl4eva]

@plasma959 i heard it yea it does sound like windows error noise

[MHamel5]

i would hide behind the pictures eyes... with skematics

[mac10suicide]

funny as hell marshmellows

[peterpanlegend]

Lol I've always thought this one of the very best from Dane, at least of all I've heard. I love especially that pictures with eyes thing getting poked in the eye, and of course that ending. :D

[camero10109]

very good video

[pacman7224]

so funny

[megaexplosions]

skematics! LOL wth are skematics any way?

[sassycassy2]

Something that belongs in a science lab XD

[Shadowlover4life]

Lmao canals

lmao

"It can be anything you want to be"

Maybe when you done drinking the milk there will be a mirror on the bottom so you can say hello to yourself *slurp*"Hi me"

[DRAGONZONE2]

ty for your videos

[DRAGONZONE2]

love this video