i once met a guy on the beach and blurted out "you have really pretty eyes!!!" in a psychotic serial rapist kind of voice. and, since i'm a girl, that made it way more creepy.
i would HATE to live in nyc...the people there are so cheap..the problem with the city is that everything there is about ripping ppl off so that they can keep all the money and shit...money money money its alll about money...i know thats how it is everywhere bt nyc is bad
'were can we go to listen to this music?' 'a gay club' lmaorotf. that rulz. and screw all the homophobic people who use gay as an insult. (i don't.. that would be word. i shout at people who do) :)
wow u r fucken stupid aside from that your gay that just tops it off. a fucken waste of a video and time. theres nothing worse then two gay guys talking about what happened in their day.Who the fuck wants to see two fags talking about their day what a waste of space. a funny video could have been there instead
and if this is as you say a waste of a video and time, and that a funny video could have been there instead,
frankly your comment is nothing but that also, it was nothing but a waste of a comment and your time, and a nice, fairly pleasant comment could have been there instead.
I think I just shit myself. I love how a COMPLETELY straight man (Nerimon) and a raving homosexual (Josh) get on so well without being like... weird an stuff...
lol... yup we Indians aren't a sensitive lot.XD. but seriously.. i thought our accent was the most clear to understand.. apparently i've been deceiving myself:)..
Indians are so fucking polite and friendly. They speak a very funny english because everything they say , or example "my mother died yesterday", they say it in a very happy sounding way
Interesting series, but your friend comes across as slightly racially ignorant, especially for a New Yorker. Maybe his comments are simply made in jest though, I don't know.
He's not from New York. I think in another video he says he's like several hours away or something like that...I think he took a train? I don't remember
i love josh! lol^^
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genes or jeans?? either way a tad strange... xx
awesomelyizzy 3 weeks ago
"I know Indian." Like, ten times more sexy than before.
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This may be like a dumb question but is Josh gay?
ATurtleAteMyTrex 1 month ago
Okay i'm pissed! Not every indian talks like that!! This was totally racist :(
iamddu 2 months ago
@iamddu If a video on Youtube pisses you off, you won't get anywhere in life, hon.
Oh, and nobody said that every Indian talks like that; just that that certain Indian guy did.
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"I'm not a slut! Blow me." lulz.
readfreak2012 5 months ago 7
oi! I'm Indian
meh.......he's right
bansribb 5 months ago 2
So scoot the fuck up!
laurynforreal 5 months ago
I love the new york chronicles, I've seen all the videos like 4 times :D
Annekrix2 7 months ago 8
Alex, where did Josh go? Its been fucking years since he posted a video.
wolvengrl 8 months ago 11
I think Alex's the biggest sluth :D
lyckligtGalen 8 months ago
Haha I love Josh! Lol
bubblygirl40 9 months ago
haha this series is making me love josh hes hilarious
IWantToBeMrsNerimon 9 months ago
"England is India's second motherland" OMG
iamasecretnerd 11 months ago 6
I hate that beard....
BubbaNo1 1 year ago
I love that Alex is completely comfortable with Josh and his sluttiness:)
Most guys would be really weird about it.
"Blow me!" Haha, I love him.
1995Froggy 1 year ago 12
Lol i want to be josh's new bff!!!!!
londonadienninja5638 1 year ago 8
I like this guy, he's got alot of....spunk?
superfly893onrs 1 year ago 5
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I feel so embarrassed watching this.... :$
xoxoQAFxoxo 1 year ago
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@xoxoQAFxoxo why??
awesomelyizzy 3 weeks ago
funny, but if i was indian i would like wanna bury my head under my covers :P
lovelypacific 1 year ago
oh hes sassy! i like him!! :D
MCroxxie14 1 year ago 5
who ever this adorable gay josh is, i want to be his new bff
lovepiinkeable 1 year ago 11
can't believe they actually used that intro LOL
josh is gay right?
na2k9na 1 year ago
@na2k9na duh lol
milkfun5521 1 year ago
"you have sexy jeans" rofl was the indian man gay??
rachelrebecca30 1 year ago 5
lol i'm indian
veenbeen 1 year ago
"Look at that you GREW!" Okay Josh is fun :) "Like some kind of clown man." XD
american09mutt 1 year ago 3
Alex: "I look really small"
Josh: "Well look, you grew."
Me: That's what she said.
AlixMarshMelp 1 year ago 3
LOL "So scoot the fuck up!"
meeponTV 1 year ago
lol dave (I think thats his name) is funny
myra319 1 year ago
Its true there is ALOT of indians in england.
haha your american friend is so racist is he gay? lol?
TheRandomDirector 2 years ago 3
then scoot the f up oh look at that you grew lol lol lol
chaillev 2 years ago 8
"Look at that you grew!" lmao.
OasisWonder19 2 years ago 10
haha "so scoot the f**k up"...
themightyhamwich 2 years ago 10
i once met a guy on the beach and blurted out "you have really pretty eyes!!!" in a psychotic serial rapist kind of voice. and, since i'm a girl, that made it way more creepy.
he ended up dating my best friend 6 months later.
KPstall4509 2 years ago 3
i think itd be way more creepier if you were a guy.
Pillowmat 2 years ago
the blonde would be REALLY suductive if he were strait. (your like a nine!!)
Msemilydepp 2 years ago 5
ONLY 9? He's like a 40 point-er-thing! :0 :O Love Josh <33
Murreburrebus 2 years ago 3
the scale only goes to ten. and i guess he would be a 91/2 then, ok?
Msemilydepp 2 years ago
i would HATE to live in nyc...the people there are so cheap..the problem with the city is that everything there is about ripping ppl off so that they can keep all the money and shit...money money money its alll about money...i know thats how it is everywhere bt nyc is bad
burgersforreal 2 years ago
You know the the "C" is for "Chronicles", right?
Murreburrebus 2 years ago
new york City, maybe?
surfsunsoad 2 years ago
@burgersforreal NYC is not that bad i live NYC since i was born i love NY it depends where in NYC your at XD
jajaluvxx 1 year ago
So the indian man was chinese in Josh's head?!
fairyworlds 3 years ago
actually when i was in mongolia this american lady said i should be a model and i was like "... thanks..."
Boredmonkey5 3 years ago 4
IT WAS FUCKING GAY MUSIC! hahahhahaaaa
CwarnerHAD 3 years ago 8
"Bjorkians" LOL!
Shannixxx 3 years ago 4
lmao u guys r fun n funny
RoxyFreak0708 3 years ago 3
2:48 - 2.51
LMFAO!
himynameisemilyy 3 years ago 4
See, my brother is really... really straight, but he and I listen to house and all kinds of electronic music. It's good stuff.
elorawhoo 3 years ago 4
'were can we go to listen to this music?' 'a gay club' lmaorotf. that rulz. and screw all the homophobic people who use gay as an insult. (i don't.. that would be word. i shout at people who do) :)
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wow u r fucken stupid aside from that your gay that just tops it off. a fucken waste of a video and time. theres nothing worse then two gay guys talking about what happened in their day.Who the fuck wants to see two fags talking about their day what a waste of space. a funny video could have been there instead
xstayyoux 3 years ago
i rather enjoyed it.
and if this is as you say a waste of a video and time, and that a funny video could have been there instead,
frankly your comment is nothing but that also, it was nothing but a waste of a comment and your time, and a nice, fairly pleasant comment could have been there instead.
like honestly.
macysmerrikiplady 3 years ago 74
brilliant love it
rosepetal34 3 years ago
HAHAHA omg i love josh's tude xD!!! "so scoot the fuck up.. oh loook at that u grew!" that slutty slutty man xD
Cyb3rGnome 3 years ago 138
HaHa you guys are so funny - thaT really cheered me up thanks for putting a smile on my face
magicfreakofnow 3 years ago
lol you guys are soo funny!!
khcom8896 3 years ago
screw my comment on the last vid!!
fenderfox94 3 years ago 3
Lol. downgrading
sugarwaters 3 years ago 3
Whenever a guy asks about your girlfriend in a straight environment, it's code for "are you gay". I've learned this through experience.
chansetwo 3 years ago 2
house music isn't gay...
why do so many people think that house or any kind of techno/electronic/dance music is gay?
SoaringDisbelief 3 years ago
@SoaringDisbelief I have no idea!
CartomartaKenDoll 1 year ago
haha i like it.
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YourMomsLikeWHOA 3 years ago
hahahaha I'm from Guatemala and I'm going in the summer if Josh want to come with
Stephanie4Ramos 3 years ago
u guys are so great!!
ekaterine17 3 years ago 4
look at that! you grew! <3<3
brookpluse 3 years ago 10
Alex reminds me of a smaller and younger version of Ben Whishaw!!!! (A great compliment in my opinion)
GoNadz69 3 years ago
u guys are hott t!
candiexxo 3 years ago 3
lmao sexy jeans XD
zharbulfin 3 years ago 3
lol hilarious but a bad portrayal of americans.
milkaannddhoney 3 years ago
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indian isnt a language u ignorant shit
cycoG 3 years ago
u hav sexy jeans! hehe. id be freaked out LOL
luv these videos
wellendore 3 years ago
Haha. These vids are so much fun! =) Thanks for uploading them!
I've never heard house referred to as gay music before. o.O Heh. ^^;
AyumiYuy 3 years ago 2
HA! "you have sexy jeans." priceless.
eegorefreehugs 3 years ago 3
raconteurs! haha "I didn't go up to the guatemalan guy and say "I wanna suck your dick" haha so funny.x
flyinggreengodess 3 years ago
Well done guys. Did you know burtbow in england watches take a look dudes
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that kid on the left is type ugly... and theyre Mary's
Galantinhb 3 years ago
Indians dont speak indian, they speak Hindi or other dialects! ROFLMAO!!
another great video. xXx
togetherbutlonely 3 years ago 7
i like these nyc vids. so interesting & funny.
baalynduh 3 years ago
Thanks Nerimon for reloading these these are hillarious.
BatsRFlyingRats 3 years ago
u guys are happy
houseofmickie 3 years ago
i've seen this already on josh's channel hilarious!
aafrophone 3 years ago
Josh reminds me a little of my friend Trenton. xD Except Trenton isn't that... "Blow me!" deal. xD <33 you guys are hilarious.
solilohqwee 3 years ago
You guys have a great chemistry
tenacross 3 years ago 3
out of nowhere 'u have sexy jeans!'
itsonlykiely 3 years ago
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NYC?: you're clueless. I'd rate you about a 2 and be grateful for that, faggots. Open up your minds.
getonit123 3 years ago
josh is such a cutie lol... i love how gay guys always try to be sly. its so adorable...
and i love alex laugh
Kkxlovesxyou 3 years ago
I love Josh!
lildomeo13 3 years ago 3
"it was like, BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM, eaeaeaeeaeahhhh.... It was turning me on. It had to have been gay music!" That there, was my FAVORITE line!!
Danougie12 3 years ago 2
thank you sooooo much for reposting!!
HyperKid66 3 years ago
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Who is that blonde fuckhead.
Axeager 3 years ago
Why would you care if you don´t like him? Nice of you to insults his friends..
LostWithin 3 years ago
"so scoot the fuck up" lol
forthebubbly 3 years ago 2
pause at 2.41
whataboutsky 3 years ago
I wish there were some way that you two could do vlogs together more often, because these videos are really good.
Maddog53 3 years ago 2
lol funny i love wathing these =]
gyteram 3 years ago
LOOLLLL. u guys are hilarious :P
ohyeahyeah64 3 years ago
take off your pants
scottpreston 3 years ago
"LOOK AT THAT YOU GREW !!"
yeyaboi 3 years ago 6
* "i feel so small"
yeyaboi 3 years ago
haha. "i feel so far away." "SO SKOOT THE FUCK UP !!" that was soooo funny !!
yeyaboi 3 years ago
I'm glad you re-uploaded these alex. Was a good choice. These are really funny.
gottabeandrew 3 years ago 2
What dates were you other there for?
hairsprayjunkyYT 3 years ago
lmao!!!
BananaMuffin2024 3 years ago
Josh is gay?
Pogglie6 3 years ago 2
yeah.He's gay.
Rayooma88 3 years ago
I love this, too!! That is something really interesting. Real stories, without any censoring or tabu :)
mikecrazy03 3 years ago 3
i love these chronicles. i want more!!!! haha
swatkins246 3 years ago
lmao "Can you still see my head?"
:D
xzmusicfairyzx 3 years ago
You guys are so funny. :)
amy3l6 3 years ago
Sexy jeans or genes?
I got a free ticket to a Yankees game in a hostel.
re1d 3 years ago
Jeans.
Pogglie6 3 years ago
what hostel did you stay in? was it central park?
bettyNH123 3 years ago
I think I just shit myself. I love how a COMPLETELY straight man (Nerimon) and a raving homosexual (Josh) get on so well without being like... weird an stuff...
PAH, I guess it is the 21st century. :OP
Rob x
robyoung1 3 years ago 8
"Yeah, it was fucking gay music."
LOLOLOLOLO
getback44 3 years ago 2
I. LOVE. JOSH.
Sorry nerimon, but josh > you.
windexcleansall 3 years ago
Nope. Not true. Alex > Josh FTW
Pogglie6 3 years ago
SO wrong!
windexcleansall 3 years ago
"So scoot the fuck up."
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :'D
MySiStErLiKesAFI 3 years ago
many people here in India use the 'sexy' adjective so loosely and inappropriately...lol... lol.
meg7m 3 years ago
"England is like the Indians' second motherland"....LOLOLOL..
meg7m 3 years ago
i am LOVING this josh kid!!!
PikoVayaDama13 3 years ago 4
i love how josh is so open about being gay.. two thumbs up!
meg7m 3 years ago 7
hahaha metoo, i'm indian and ilaughed as well.
wow.
Greenpeniwrite 3 years ago
Hahah, the björkians x'D
1love93 3 years ago 2
The blonde guy is pretty racist. But you're awesome, Alex!
Sam4God 3 years ago
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Hahahaha!
Ohh I Do Love Yhoo Guyss !
Omgshh, One I Went Into Hospital And Saw An Indian Doctor, He Started Asking Questions And Me And My Mom Just Looked At Each Other 0_o"
Lmao!
xxx
XxCathy1308xX 3 years ago
Despite being Indian, I laughed at that...although I don't speak like that.
ladadidah 3 years ago 3
lol... yup we Indians aren't a sensitive lot.XD. but seriously.. i thought our accent was the most clear to understand.. apparently i've been deceiving myself:)..
meg7m 3 years ago 2
hahaha I love you!
ElleMej 3 years ago
"well scoot the fuck up!" that sounds brilliant with your accent :)
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is there a more bold definition of GAY....i dnt think so! specially the ugly blond guy, and the other guy 2!
mosalih1 3 years ago
alex isnt gay. josh is but alex isnt.. lol
MCRARA13 3 years ago
r u sure....they both look as straight as circles 2 me!
mosalih1 3 years ago
i swear he soundz soooooooooo gay
proceejo 3 years ago
He is gay! duh.. not nerimon.. the other dude
Onthebrokenroad 3 years ago
"a gay club" lol :-]
12razykid12 3 years ago
-hilarious-
Indians are so fucking polite and friendly. They speak a very funny english because everything they say , or example "my mother died yesterday", they say it in a very happy sounding way
gingerfreek 3 years ago
Haha that was soo funny!! Hilarious!!!
SporkyD 3 years ago
Hahaha, this is great.
It must have been so entertaining having such a large turnover of people coming through.
I like how Josh rates people out of 10, it's hilarious!
TheOriginalTinyT 3 years ago
Dude these vids are funny, you both are ^^! It's not really being racist, just a bit of humour which nobody really minds :D!
yohnazo 3 years ago
funny as hell :P
orangeboy69 3 years ago
These videos are so good, im very glad you put them back up.
You are both hilarious.
iolaus2563 3 years ago
I'm glad that you brought these back alex, I've never seen these videos before.
mullac93 3 years ago
haha josh is too funny.
LydiaxLOSERFACE 3 years ago
are you/is he just uploading the ones that where origional on his/your channel?
because ikts hard to follow them by going on the american one's channel
is is this the whole chronicles?
ShePhoebz 3 years ago
Yeah, Alex is uploading all of them, not just alternate ones like they did before.
TheOriginalTinyT 3 years ago
ahh tarr
ShePhoebz 3 years ago
love it xD
xXxachiexXx 3 years ago
This is my favorite of the nyc.
kendsss 3 years ago
Man... blond dude is so racist! Nerimon, you pokemon, I like your joint posts. :)
But yea, to be honest, I think blond dude is only a 7 as well, so maybe you shouldn't be such a dick.
And007 3 years ago
The indians and the bjorkians... I smell a revolution :D lol :)
The languagerevolution of clicking and eijii-owo-aiaiee :D
Glad you reposted this series, it's indeed very funny :D
michske86 3 years ago
Free India, or was it Tibet?
Free Asia
Loxard 3 years ago
Currently 1337 views; AWESOME.
GreenCristina 3 years ago 2
haha, yeah!
Zedwork 3 years ago
Some people might take this wrong.
ZandaleeZalia 3 years ago
Love it
HazelnutInTheSun 3 years ago
Yeah another classic on youtube lol.
BarryAldridge 3 years ago
I love josh.
i love you too alex. =p
anaocity 3 years ago
haha glad you reuploaded these! i wouldve never gone back to watch em on my own
spectrem 3 years ago
omg "Views: 1337" OMFG
Piratmission 3 years ago
you and josh together make me smile :)
StephJay93 3 years ago 3
hey.
hey.
hey....
you have sexy jeans.
Zax0ph0ne 3 years ago
"Scoot the fuck up!" That guy is awesome...
As are you sir!
TheHill88 3 years ago 5
thank you for posting these. i love them^_^
nit1221 3 years ago
Hendi, Bengali, Marathi etc. "Indian" is not a language. Sorry, had to point that out.
FlaviusAetiusII 3 years ago 6
im starting to think your stuck in a time loop w/ this guy.
eshninerforest 3 years ago
this is amazing
xlmfaoxx 3 years ago
Sexy jeans! XDXD
Cypresswhisker2 3 years ago
lol love it !! SECY JEANS
callumhumeisgreat 3 years ago
New York Chronicles is awesome.
zomgomgomgz 3 years ago 2
lol. Yorkians.
CrimsonRain169 3 years ago
ROFL! you and josh are just amazing guys!
"You have sexy jeans!"
NessaR12 3 years ago
gay music
maruske845 3 years ago
Interesting series, but your friend comes across as slightly racially ignorant, especially for a New Yorker. Maybe his comments are simply made in jest though, I don't know.
chunkymonky218 3 years ago
He's not from New York. I think in another video he says he's like several hours away or something like that...I think he took a train? I don't remember
tenka 3 years ago
omg lol this was soo funny! your friend Josh is really funny.
TheItGirl16 3 years ago