Mystic Pizza

[fubsie2]

I live down the road from Mystic Pizza.

HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT.

[FransiscoDialga]

@AaronApack thay comment deserves more than thirty two thumbs up.

[koechiaki777]

how Michael the archangel gets his pizza delivered >:)

[GreenBottleCap]

Hahahaha what?

[Anths95Productions]

No wonder he was upset! The pizza WAS MISSING PEPPERONI ON SOME SLICES. WHAT KIND OF SICKO IS THAT DELIVERY MAN.

[SierraTeran]

And the title has nothing to do with the actual movie..

[rifraf]

@SierraTeran yes it does

[SierraTeran]

@rifraf Well yeah with the pizza. But Mystic Pizza doesn't deliver I've eaten there before, and I was thinking MORE movie-ish than this.

[rifraf]

@SierraTeran they mean mystic in the sense of pertaining to an unexplainable phenomenon, i.e. the pizza being in his hand. it is also a play on words that there is a pizza place by the same name :D

[SierraTeran]

@rifraf Yeah, I get that. I was just saying technically it has nothing to do with the movie.

[rifraf]

@SierraTeran yeah I guess your right xD

[AnSuperhero]

is it just me or does that pizza look hella good?

[OnbekendGHC]

LOL

[topazkid97]

His reaction is hilarious

[skiepk]

Never switch a switcher.

[aaronpwnererful]

I somehow lost 2 hours of time watching these videos. 

[wesanchan]

How'd he eat so much of it that quickly?

[heyj64]

@wesanchan That's where the mindrape comes in

[topazkid97]

This is one of my favorites!

[yeagerkid]

i love it when the 2 top comments are the reply to the comment

[Conway79]

I want to understand this one so much, but I just can't.

[SkyrimTownGuard]

I used to eat mystic pizza just like him, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[20042004Zorro]

@SkyrimTownGuard Hey I play as a ranger in Skyrim, and have a tendency to aim for the middle of the leg. Mabye you have heard of my work.

[SkyrimTownGuard]

@20042004Zorro Can't say I have.

[20042004Zorro]

@SkyrimTownGuard mmm.. Well this has been akward hasnt it?

[AveryHayes]

This scares the actual fuck out of me.

[cabooses1fan]

Thats a big ass vegatable.

[AxReborn11]

That Pizza is cut...into squares?

[gantu06]

hHaha

[SerbAtheist]

That's why it took forever. He was already eating the pizza in a parallel universe!

[TheMightyFiction]

Is it me, or is the pizza guy muttering 'Motherfucker' under his breath?

[uberdude1988]

GOOD ONE LOBSTER

[kyle007100]

i don't get it... captain obvious! i need your power!

[Mario78718]

I like how the second top comment is responding to the top comment. Its easier to see what its saying.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

FIND MUCK

[misjif2341]

I'm eating the pizza... and then they're going to eat me! Oh my god.. oh my goooooooooooooooooooood!

[jeverbever]

I liked the part where I was like "I don't even.."

[samsombersimba]

Take a look at that pizza. It's cut up all weird.

[megamixa]

@samsombersimba

If you cut it like a normal pizza everyone would be eating gigantic slices... So they cut it into eatable squares, it's normally for parties and shit.

[houseofcards613]

Is it just me, or did this 5 second film seem to go on for an eternity?

[onitamark26]

best one i have seen from you guys

[foxhunter223]

That was AWESOME!

[Icebolt666]

I don't get it, but laughing so much

[Mimzy167]

description... XD

[Nixel85]

.... Mr. Anderson

[sethboy66]

this is how chris angel would be if he was a pizza delivery guy

[PaulieDeMafia210]

FRAIN BUCK

[MrLoganDunleavy]

He already ate most of the pizza

[boomy1338]

oh my god oh my god thats the best pizza i ever had see ya. mystic pizza guy FUUU

[MenAmongPoodles]

Hahaha this reminds me of that band, mystic tomato. Fucking hilarious shit.

[AaronApack]

@MenAmongPoodles thay band fucking rocks!

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

@MenAmongPoodles holy shit i love that band!

[dalarana]

@MenAmongPoodles isnt that a yu gi oh card?

[MenAmongPoodles]

@dalarana yeah, the band was named after the yu gi oh card.

[babykillingspree]

DAMN i blnked

[oONeversayNeverOo]

@babykillingspree You take 8 second long blinks?

[simonfeakes]

is that the size of a normal american pizza? jeeeeeeeeeesus!

[jetsal]

@simonfeakes

...No.

[generallemur]

@simonfeakes yyyyyyyep, i love american food... we really dont care that its all ten times bigger then it needs to be.... except mc donalds... they break that rule

[rockinroller25]

Directed by Christopher Nolan

[MrBadguy2008]

never switch a pizza guy!

[Zartyzzo]

Is he related to the 'switcher'?

[brorgyll]

Mystic pizza is actually pretty damn amazing too. I've been there several times

[martrex2]

my brain is full of fuck

[Kingcobra752]

mindfucked

[Coldwyn]

This happened to me once.

[BrooklynJackBlue]

Okay...NOW I get it...about twenty views later...

[MrGuitar95Guy]

A glitch in the matrix? O_o

[Gam3Junkie7]

This is why you don't piss of a pizza guy who knows mysticism

[Funnysterste]

now i am hungry

[TheRealDemonicIdiot]

That pizza's fucking huge!

[thatguywhowearsblack]

Nearly instant pizza, nearly almost instant that by the time it's arrived, you've already eaten half of it.

[scorpiongold]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[glitchtoast]

new reggae sampling at 7

[Apocol0id]

Hit Six repeatedly to feed the dude the mystic pizza he deserves!

[Budogenkai]

I don't own a horse.

[proggod876]

oh my god...OH MY GOD!!!!!

THATS HALF PEPPARONI HALF CHEESE!!!!!

[bbruderer]

I ate some jell-o earlier today.

[chelseadawn92]

oh my god OH MY GOD

[Tovarichtch]

The secret is revealed at the 7th second.

[jdwalker122]

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[Snip3rNife]

You've been gone a long time!

[ConstantinIV]

@ThePidgeottosNest

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins!

[Fatstratmatt96]

@ThePidgeottosNest That comment changed my life, bro.

[nerezza23]

@ThePidgeottosNest im ten horses



[tehjaxor]

I think this is the best one in a while.

[redhawk797]

I think Michael was just excited about how the pizza tasted.

[heyheyheyfamilyguy]

Directed by Michael bay. Written by Christopher Walkens. Co director James Cameron.

[Tilou425]

@heyheyheyfamilyguy That would be a really really really crappy movie.

[Aw4nik]

(yeah im stupid) i dont really get it

[Gabrasca]

mystic comment

[MrMatiszon]

i can't stop watching this !

[silentshadow867]

Press 1 repeatedly to see the intro title FOREVER! :0

[kingmi97]

press 7 and 8 repeatedly

[randomstariffication]

If you press 9 repeatedly he says "Mike 'n' Ikes"

[221mlody]

niezły syf



[MrPudding234]

press six for omnomnomnomnom

[MrRMK19]

Excellent movie, a lot of requests for our daily grind ... I myself would recommend the film on You Tube: 3F Jarocin ... Really worth it!

[ThatNerdMarc]

damn that pizza looks good lol

[AlyWallyCobainy]

fudge i dont get it!

[Princessfakir]

lol

[Dissruptance]

Why does he mouth out... Err, expletives, at the very beginning?

[1074bluetiger]

press 6 repeatadly to c the guy constantly hit himsefl with the pizza

[lobsterrawr]

Been waiting a LOWNG TOIME

[lordician]

Never switch a switcher?

[mancreep]

KEEP 6 TO FEED HIM FOREVER.

[Colethecon]

Oh my god. OH MAI GAWD!!!

[Mefayor]

eh... i feel not ashamed but - i dont get this o_O

[mark9241]

@Mefayor I read the description, and i think its because he ate half of his pizza --is why he took forever. not completely sure.

[JackofTrades75]

A pizza within a pizza? Impossible. . .

[TheMightyLukas]

Press 9 for The End

[supersunshine411]

keep pressing 4 for fur.

[LokiMD]

Press Alt-Ctrl-Delete and save us from your shitty YouTube comments.

[Simonhakken]

how.... HOW????!?!?!?!?!!!

[bainaka]

If you wish for maintenance press 11

There is no eleven YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[AceDauntless]

@bainaka Old school rvb if I remeber correctly? ^_^

[bainaka]

@AceDauntless yeah, it was just to be about the fact everyone wants you to press a button now. and since the last one was ten, i immediately thought of the rvb bit

[chosentonessournotes]

It's a skit referencing an older movie called Mystic Pizza. Has nothing to do with magic, though. I would watch this for an hour and thirty minutes over Mystic Pizza any day.

[Sariniya]

Hello Micheal... reminds me of Underground

[Weird0Productions]

when I hold 9 the loading bar thing gets all messed up...

weird

[klumpeet]

2 for slamming the door in the guy's face

[DXR13KE]

3 and 4 for laser guns.

[Scyzor998]

I think the man with long is from "mythbusters".

[darkrealm666]

Is this skit referencing something I don't know about? 

[Thonero]

press 8, sounds like he says BADGER

xD

[MrDickDan]

wtf does the pizza guy say?

[TheEranster]

@MrDickDan

Hello, Michael.

[Sariniya]

@MrDickDan "hello micheal"

[legomaple]

Every weekday, every week, I see 5secondfilms in my subscription box. And it makes me giggle.

[NevermoreWishes]

LOL isn't that a real movie? Like with Julia Roberts? I vaguely remember pretending to watch it at my friend's house...hm...

[ShadowsOfBlossoms]

lol OMG OMG! :D

[TheVercci]

13 overpaid for pizza yesterday.

[gianlucanders]

is it me or is the youtube player broken? when a video reaches the 8th second it restarts from the begginig, when a video ends in the 8th second the restarts with the Up Next thingy

[Ilikecookies009]

press 9 repeatedly to see your youtube bar flash errors.

[TheAquamanTom]

Ok. He showed up without the pizza and then a second later it was in his hands and mouth causing him to freak out because now he can end his fasting and eat the mystic pizza.

[Anseflans]

Who cuts their pizza in squares!?

[cyber952]

@Anseflans Thin crust pizza is often cut into squares instead of triangles!

[CrazyBrick30]

Damn, that's a big pizza... or, it was.

[GOFFYTIME]

I DON'T GET IT

[daverocks007]

didn't get the joke :(

[AndresTweets]

Press 10 repeatedly.

[Nielsx1]

@AndresTweets mind = blown

[iDirtyDianaX]

@AndresTweets

Ahhh you got me xD

[FreddoX1]

@AndresTweets You son of a bitch!! xD

[IsaactheImmortal]

@AndresTweets there is no ten DURR HURR

[IsaactheImmortal]

@AndresTweets I was joking too the DURR HURR I figured would trigger that I was joking but oh well

[AndresTweets]

@IsaactheImmortal - Dude, I got that you were joking. Chill.

[MastaDRD]

@AndresTweets Dude, that comment read like a 5sf video description. :') Beautiful.

[GRENTHSNOOB]

@AndresTweets From when I'm sending this, your comment was dated two months ago.

[QKlilx]

@AndresTweets I am reading this comment for the first time... two months after it was written. =(

[Lucasa6969]

@AndresTweets genius

[RedeboProductions]

@AndresTweets shit..

[Gorillazfanboy246]

@AndresTweets Wheres the 10 key? mine only goes up to 9...

[iamlegendbankai2]

@Gorillazfanboy246 was that a joke or are you stupid?

[koongpar]

@AndresTweets you mother fucker you got me :D

[KillerNess90]

@AndresTweets you have a magic key board

[ratbutcher]

@AndresTweets

I actually tried... :(

[Flaargleberry]

@AndresTweets, Haha you got me

[smudgethekat]

@AndresTweets Goddammit.

[Snip3rNife]

@AndresTweets I seriously looked on my keyboard for a "10" button, and I'm a university computer science student. FOR SHAME

[micah960]

@AndresTweets I actually tryed-_-

[Nukr666]

@AndresTweets I did but nothing happened...

[OutcastForevermore]

@Nukr666 I believe that is the point, there is no button with "10" on it

[1234raul5678]

@AndresTweets LOL i actually looked at my keyboard for it xDD

[Nazgul100]

I like this video because I still maneged to short-change him.

[mseales]

5 seconds after this video the delivery guy was wearing Michael's clothes. 5 seconds after that he was sleeping with Michael's girlfriend. 5 seconds after that Michael's girlfriend delivered a healthy 9 pound pizza.

[Sven2Perroy]

@mseales what movie is that 5sf of? please

[extracrispy69]

Directed by Christopher Nolan

[Espeo92]

press nothing repeatedly and just watch the video