Stuart Baggs' audition - The Apprentice, Series 6 - BBC One

[karezza6]

Genius is never fully appreciated by the moronic majority.

[GusF]

@karezza6 It's not as if he's Van Gogh.

[socrates537]

what a prick but cant doubt his blockbuster entertainment value!

[Kukijiro]

Is he a hedgehog?

[DondeEstaVee]

"Im alive...so many people are alive or have died unfortunately" LOL WTF?!

[fraser173611]

Twat

[KgEEv]

bloody legend

[MTCoblivsicas12345]

hahha he talks so much shit

[imaanibargi1]

he looks electrocuted

[magpieking]

What a douche bag

[brettterence]

Lose some weight fatty!!

[brettterence]

Wanker !!

[bradysiemensuper]

"People like me scare me", having a big fat hairy knob coming/cuming towards you is terrifying alright...

[ElevesandLeprechauns]

he makes me uncomfortable....

[HarryPotterScenes11]

WTF is wrong with his hair. Deary me Stuart but i suppose you are trying to look like a big fish in a small pond i suppose

[pleasefindnemo]

I'm alive. Oh flip me.

[SimonTalksAndStuff]

that hair. What are we talking about?!

[tommyswinn]

The real life David Brent! - I love it

[weatherallc05]

the thing is, he leaves himself so prone to criticism and disbelief. he needs to learn to be more realistic. and even though bordon made a mistake in vocabulary (ip and isp), he was still right when he said stuart was a blagger. and guys, dont criticise bordon. he owns viglen, and any other day would have said what isp was with a quarter of his brain

[yellowunlimited]

He looks like a puffer fish

[RobAnderson0]

Why bring up the whole salary thing? People with a BMW and a nice house aren't fucking idiots. This guy is.

[TheDobsonian]

Baggs is such a cunt

[thecookiegirlX]

now he is a contender for the BBIW awards

[minimisstrouble]

im alive...

there are so many people who are not alive...

thats a gift quite frankly...

[thewhiteharts95]

As soon as you see the apprentice candidates on other reality crap t.v shows you know that all they wanted from this process was fame and publicity... yet here this prick is harping on about his passion and his drive. Go to bed.

[alocohc]

To add insult to injury he is fuckugly.

[kickassmanga]

This guy is a legend

“I'm not a one trick pony. I'm not a ten trick pony. I've got a field of ponies ready to run toward this.”

[Dannyboys2027]

fucking wanker

[redandfox]

...where appropriate LOL!

[paypointpal]

What a prick. BMW 3 series on the drive way, by the time he can afford a BMW cars will be flying lol.

My dad has a Jaguar and he doesnt talk shit and he certanly doesnt look like hes got a hedgehog on his head. :-p

[JaceValm]

His hair looks like a Puffafish

HUR HUR HUR

[bealerDSB]

you are alive, but you cant roll your collar, FIX YOUR RIGHT COLLAR

[LoneRookRS1]

FULL OF SHIT!!!!!

[Davejones302]

TOOL

[olioli442]

what a TWAT!!

[11Gibb11]

he's just a big fat phony!

[Scooterfruit]

So....he's David Brent.

[The13thDoctor95]

What is the song in the background?

[WhiteKnightDubstep]

to be honest he was funny to watch and may not have won but still is a millionaire and good at business. it was good to see someone in the boardroom being confident and coming up with all these bullshit lines like that one about the ponies.

[gavkennedy]

Just because the new series of the apprentice is on, we haven't forgotten. Your still a cunt

[MrArturoui]

he's alive.

wow, because that's what makes him so different!

[zombieravens]

"use that success to help others (where appropriate)*"

*terms and conditions apply



[mennyus]

the brand! he makes no sense at all :DD

[zombieravens]

@mennyus he makes perfect sense, he just makes no point

he is the captain of obvious.

"i'm alive, and there's so many people that ...aren't alive and died, unfortunately..."

[NottinghamForest22]

cock.

[HaHaHamHammer]

What a cock. I can just imagine him now sitting in front of his wall-to-floor semen-stained mirror, revelling in his own misguded smugness.

[GeoMcEvan]

he made good telly

[staercky]

The ending is uber-Partridge!

"My drive is to succeed to my maximum and then use some of that success to help others.....where appropriate."

[jimsicle]

He should be in politics. He can talk for ages and still not say much!

[hatsthemax]

He's like a real life David Brent... All mouth and no momentum.

[sjoyce100]

its buddy pine from the incredibles ive finally put my finger on it

[AMD7thS]

his a dick but you know you looked forward to watching it to see the prick get fired, and what a way he got fired

[themooseOFpower]

did anyone see the episode where they all get sprayed with shit when a sewer explodes or was that just a dream

[Caveej]

tit

[deanduke27]

One of the most odious Apprentice contestants to date.

[martin3031]

money money money money money. when will the madness end?

[pacmandem]

"People like me intimidate me" LOL can you imagine how funny it'd be if Stewart started on you on a night out (and how UN-intimidated you'd be)... lol would LOVE to lay the cunt out...

[Jaya365]

@pacmandem thats why his hairs such an abortion he can't look at himself in the mirror for fear of shitting himself when he sees the reflection

[pacmandem]

@Jaya365 lol nice one

[magicbibledotcom]

What a gormless twat. Nothing boring about your life? I beg to differ Stuart, you're a pretty essential element of YOUR life for one, and you are FUCKING boring.

[Jaya365]

@magicbibledotcom I bet hes just the life and soul at parties, seriously this guy is a full on virgin.

[WhattersHD]

what a cunt

[an1m8r]

Aww he didnt mention his field of ponies. that was the best bit of this guy.

[123jataylor]

he is the uber brent

[MikefromMadrid]

He is right about these middle management types on £40k.

What a sorry existence.

[Xen1aserman]

Haters gonna hate on Stuart, he kept the whole thing interesting.

[sKaYj2]

@Xen1aserman Can't argue with that actually, even though he was a complete, arrogant cock...

Him and Beth did keep it interesting...

Also the other incompetent retards on the show :L

[Leanashe23]

Stuart Baggs is a fish!....... A puffer fish. 

[almota7]

gran finalle///

to help others... where appropriate.

[Lolguy88]

legend

[r0ll3dd]

''Even when I'm asleep I'm not really sleeping''. Erm?

[arcimedes1232123]

hahaa check out "HITLER FINDS OUT LIZ GOT FIRED (THE APPRENTICE)" really funny loool!!

[CapitalBhoy78]

YOUR NOT EVEN A FISH!

[hamillpj]

@CapitalBhoy78 *You're

[CapitalBhoy78]

@hamillpj Thank you for that important and much required correction...

[Scratchyjam]

He makes loads of money yet he still can't afford a decent haircut

[cfew1]

hahahaha!!! At first i thought he was a comedian, i guess he makes a perfect parody of him self.

[05yousufm]

i make 27k n drive a beemer........grrrr

[Harvester236]

I think I speak for everybody when I say What a Fucking Cunt.

[truthoutmedia]

Maybe he'll grow up one day and realize that life isn't all about money

[AbsPal1]

big cock

[pounro]

carol could have that licence he had

[dobbsa]

what a cock

[newyorkangel1]

He's a BIG, FAT and HAIRY Knobhead

[danskatermurphy]

wow im alive too stuart, maybe i should audition and be a dick as well!

[2manyIdeas]

stuarts obsessed with death - kinda wonder if he's had some near death experience because in every episode i'm pretty sure he made some sort of reference to someone or something being dead - either a baby, Laura, a dog or himself????

[curly24242]

I too am alive and feel very priveledged to be so. :L

[irishchick41]

Thats special

[amna259]

omg did this guy just get an electricshock???

[fifthof]

what's with the Robert de Niro's at 0.03 ?

[cb2435]

he's only 21 btw

[91dm91]

you're not a big fish

you're not even a fish

[kdotmj]

@91dm91 lool imagine if stuart said no im not a fish im a shark

[Hitchwunt]

@91dm91

he is big though. Not in a make a big impression way though!!

[hecmac13]

@91dm91

no... hes a shark

[ricjuk]

what a colon....

[mytubeisapoohead]

Looks like he kicked the coke habit just before the series began...

[Dylan20121]

lol, i bet he's a virgin

[SonOfTheRightHand29]

he was an idiot, but he was memorable...still an idiot though and i dont like him

[shampali]

THE BRAND

[cristov2k]

he is such a nob head

[JSavic]

Get a proper haircut sonny !

[JoelGarner100]

probly not picked for good tv.....

[galloper3]

SUCH A DICK

[Sharkey3331]

BAGGZ DA BRAND HAS A FIELD OF HORSES RUNNING TOWARDS HIM WHILE HE REIGNS IN HIS EXTREME MASCULINITY

[Lolguy88]

@Sharkey3331 YES SIR I SUPPORT THIS COMMENT

[ShevaFC]

he should be a comedian. better than all those "professional" twats

[mmcloughlin2001]

what a tosser! However he was TV Gold. Feel sorry for Liz who got fired

[lmrmurphy]

It was cute how he and laura got on so well at times,it was like they were on the same level or something, they were cute together

[GeoMcEvan]

He was good for entertainment value, until Liz got fired, by then it was just getting silly

[ostime14]

why dont ppl like him, honestly what is so bad about him?

[MrBaggies4lyf]

absolute legend!!

[StJamesOutlawz]

he was a cock... but we all loved him

[luneysuney]

ARGHHH! BONKERS HAIRSTYLE!

[Fwormit]

"I'm alive, that's a gift frankly" A gift for who?

[JustFunnyVids]

HE HAS NO EARLOBES!!!

[CKJMA]

I have to say it.... Your not a "big fish", your not even a fish!

[TheBusa123]

This guy is funny, he’s turned into a national joke, he probably still doesn’t even realise the producers picked him because he was such an idiot and that makes great TV, what’s worse, he believes his drivel. I laughed at his self belief he was fantastic. He is the real life David Brent, i bet he didn’t think he would come out of this competition with that title!

[TheNetHasEyes1]

tit

[xXAgentTeddyXx]

hahahahahahahahaha

[sleepypoodle]

If he's a 'big fish' he'd have to be one of those fat spiky 'puffer' fish that self-inflate when under threat, especially with that ridiculous hairstyle...Apparently if you eat the wrong part of them you'll be dead or paralysed within hours...and for some stupid 'ego-related' reason, certain Japanese chefs specialise in preparing them for consumption, resulting in the occasional death :)

[KamikazeElvis]

Stuart Baggs : the cunt.

[TheBigstu90]

Tosspot

[drallax]

lord sugar's technology advisor got clowned

[DaniDurant]

what a dick.

[SITHsubz93]

AHHH I LOVE HIM!

[thebenanawoffles]

haha stewart is so funny

[SonyaOOOlights]

What an UGLY DUDE. ewwww.

[vulcanusii]

Yesss. I can really see BAGGS THE BRAND as a renowned philanthropist - not.

[AsRetard]

who gave the monkey hair gel?

[JimbobRoxsUrSoxsOff]

im alive

WOW

Stuart- youre hired :D

[ozit]

he was mental from the very beginning

[benabb]

ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICK HEAD

[shakin2009]

i think they forgot to insert an r after the b in baggs

[fruitsygirl]

where's the SPOOOOOOOON

[lSaif]

Moron....

[richardps3maniac]

What's with all the hatred, the guys an absolute legend!!!

[whereszorro]

where appropiate is probably giving a high interest loan to his mum

[ivorydeadlift]

Stupid fucker

[tellyisrubbish]

Bin Baggs

[kioskvaltare]

that last "where appropriate" sounded so creepy lol. It just made him seem kind of evil.

[naruto2710]

plz does anyone have a vid of him saying... 'MASSIVELY' lol

[GenevaSwiss]

apart from needing a proper hair cut, he also needs a tongue cut too. this guy simply bulshit LOL

[MufcAnts]

"im a big fish in a small pond."

"youre not a big fish. youre not even a fish."

"i own a whole fish farm."

[83976498]

I would not like to work with someone like him, I would end up getting fired for assaulting him

[Peinfreak101]

stop it at 0:22 and then and then after he says "at the moment im a" put in big prick

thumbs u if you agree with me?

[SBatten5]

a twat even from day one

[oojedioo]

what a total wanker!

[fifthof]

the things you see when you haven't got a gun.

[Raymint]

@fifthof Nick Abbot!

[wilfrules4ever]

actual. Lol

[nutriti0nista]

"and use some of that gift to help others..... where appropriate"

perfect comic timing!

[antony492]

He really does chat soo much shit!

[swskum]

this guy is a LEGEND!

[ObserversParadox]

He must have been electrocuted on his way in, that's why he's grateful to be alive.. and that explains the hair..

It's all making sense !

[beavorpigs]

" i'm alive and that's a gift frankly"

I'll be the judge of that!

[8YOURMAMA8]

money grabbing cunt.

[mattblvr]

cock

[dualsimphonesuk]

@mattblvr- To be honest though he is smart, does run a 3Million pound turnover a year business at the age of 21. He gave me some of the best laughs I have ever had watching the apprentice! 'I'm not a one trick pony, I'm not a ten trick pony, Im a field of ponies all running towards this!

[CocaColaDance]

Cunt

[pirate259]

Think about a facelift fatboy!!

[szwandtuk]

David Brent's son.

[MrApplesucksass]

what's up with his hair?

[hAzz2theBeat]

he's a massive twat

[DEFACTO9]

Lastly to those who think he should have won... let me remind you that the reality of business involves working with certain personalities for months, weeks days hours minutes on end. Stuart Baggs without growing up would be intolerable to work with people, get real.

[DEFACTO9]

"Your not a bif fish... YOUR NOT EVEN A FISH"

TV GOLD!!!!

[zoof30]

hahahahhaha

[Mrglyndyfrdwy1]

What a prick. Why the fuck did Alan Fire Lizz ver this Knobhead

[szwandtuk]

@Mrglyndyfrdwy1 Because he's a field of horses.

[Mrglyndyfrdwy1]

@szwandtuk either that or his extreme masculinity

[delboitrotter]

what a fuckin top lad !!! all you haters of baggs the brand are a bunch of *****