that's my penis

[Danron0022]

Gay handjob 8O

[BlkOnyx488]

Show us on this doll where the officer touched you.

[FL1PRTP]

THATS YOUR PENIS ALRIGHT XD HAHAHA

[mdak91]

dat be muh dik officah

[BiggestLewbowski]

If niggers like this didn't wear their pants so low it wouldn't have been an issue. Arrest him.

[kowgirlblu]

Lol!

[dannyboi2021]

well hes jeans are so low lol

[TheBkskilla]

Hahahahaha!!!whats this right here,ha??got some drugs on u?dude,c'mon...how could drugs or a gun feel like a snake?lol!!and yea,dude act like he was enjoying it!!

[thehelioman]

Seems like he was fine with the cops grabbing his penis .. Lol how low was his pants and how long is that beater

[phroug2]

press 7 repeatedly for "it's yer penis!" with a rubdown!

[SeaSickDrop]

click six for masterbation

[rejectedchik89]

This is never not funny. I can't say I've ever seen a guy wearing pants that low, and a shirt that tight.

[iHuglittlegirls]

naw its cool you can frisk me some more.

[Redjevel]

Bad touch

[MNico1992]

his pants are pretty low :P

[CCstormgust]

HHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[skybluemarshall]

"What's this right here?" "That's my penis" "And these things?" "Those are my balls, sir." "And down here?" "That's my taint. Is this totally necessary, officer?" "Quiet. I'm checking you for weapons. What's this way down here and up in here?" "That's the inside of my anus. Sir, this seems very inappropriate." "I'll be the judge of that. You just stand still...... Ah ha! What have I found here? Drugs?" "Sir, That's my prostate gland. Sir, you need to stop this now!"

[SHARPSHOOTERx24]

@skybluemarshall hahaha highboost

[Oo9ale7oO]

@skybluemarshall LMFAO!!!

[FreestyleEntOnline]

@skybluemarshall wahahahahahahahahahahah LOL!!!!! you made my day!

[Curtwood09]

Police men have very small penis. It's reasonable that he would not realize what a large criminal penis is like.

[SanzioSan]

Its not the cops fault maybe if he picked up his pants his penis would nt be sticking out

[skybluemarshall]

The cop acts like he's never touched a penis before and doesn't know what one feels like. The truth is, he didn't recognize it as a penis, because he's never felt one that big before. The cop thought it must be a cucumber or a coke bottle or something, because his own penis feels more like a breakfast sausage.

[psudeoaccount]

@skybluemarshall Well yeah, would you expect a cop to have touched numerous large dicks? Not really.

[jcouch5252]

god cops are idiots...

[suicidaljay]

hahahahahaha

[READY4REVELATION]

@Breedtracer: Who are you the talk police? Who gave you the authority to dictate to others how they should or could express themselves? Fact is, sometimes you gotta meet people on their level. Black people get tired of White people always getting to say what they want and we just have to sit back and take it. I wonder.....did you also say the samething to the person who insulted BLKJEW? There is a season for all things and the days of Black people just allowing Whites to have their way is over.

[ItsAllJustMovement]

He's all like "Thats Aaaaaalright, it felt kinda good actually" LMAO haha. FAIL!!!!

[TheSundayDelight]

pull his damn pants up

[lovebreezie]

that just made me feel awkward..

[Princesslovekmr]

Really don't understand the racist comments... they are so irrelevant. Are African Americans suppose to feel threatend by someone ignorant rant over the internet? I mean seriously people. All I know is we bleed the same color , and for those who don't know (RED)and until that ceases to be a fact. let the Sh** go. It's not like African American or any other race for that matter is going away.

[sickdiggitydog]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[oTweaks420x]

Well at least the cops not gay ahaha!

[TheDoctorPepper]

sounds like the weiner scandal to me

[callumharris1]

lolol

[tido1691]

sorry bout that. . . haAH YEA RIGHT FAG COP

[MrBOclips]

hmmm why was his penis tucked up in his pants. Only explanation is he had a boner and had to tuck it.

[GrabbinSomeHAX]

lmfaoooooooooooooooo

[HelloThar9]

Playin' it cool.

[jaredknightcom]

SHIT !

[IFapToGayPorn]

"I touched his penis OMG!"

[Allanbruun]

Keep pressing '6' untill you had enough.....

[omgineedausernam]

i felt like that when a cop searched me

[hubeda]

@omgineedausernam your dad is not a cop

[omgineedausernam]

@hubeda when did i say my dad was a cop? 

[CambridgeHD]

@omgineedausernam he means ur dad felt u. not a cop

[SlyCooper92]

Why the hell is David after Dentist recommended on my Youtube Frontpage because I watched this?!

[MindControll]

i hate everyone in this comment stream

[darroni123]

Racist people are watching this video because they got a tiny penis

[darroni123]

*Boink boink*

[MeGuy80]

*sry bout that* *its okay*

[MrLOKILLO15]

A Cop cops a feel!! lmao

[RikuMarisa]

D-: )

[Dusteroyer559]

..That's my penis..

[nubowns]

OMG...if you take away the video and listen to just the audio, it sounds like a porno or something lmao

[jamaica4lifes]

HAH! I bet his "penis" was probablly a gun... Just said that so the wouldnt have his 156th felony..

[utvolsnumber1]

thats fucking hilarous

[gothdude176]

lmfao

[unabellisima]

bahahaha that's awesome.

[genaadams21]

the one guy person who disliked this is the cop

[sorealbboy]

I like how the cop tapped beside his penis after... xD

[tenchimuyo69]

That officer sounds calm... but he's crying on the inside you can tell.

[TheOverfedCat]

penis enslavement

[BLKSMOKE12]

@CGONZALES033: You need to Stfu because more then likely your hispanic/latino ass is not even in this country legally. Also i should note that you illegals commit alot of crime in this country and we real Americans need to clean house with you aliens. Blacks do their fair share of crime, but so does your people in your hood. Whites kill alot too in the more rural areas of the country. I hope and pray that Sheriff Apaio is successful in getting all you illegals out of his county.

[moiseslomelli]

@BLKSMOKE12 you need to stfu because everyone commits crimes your just racist.

[fatassjaii]

@BLKSMOKE12 First of all, learn your grammar. Your ancestors were illegals and so on. Learn your history, just because you are born in the US dont make you a real American. If you take a look at prison you will see they are full of white people, yeah illegals might do crime but you swear like only Mexicans are here illegally. Just so you know, there are people fighting against that law, and im sure it wont pass because it is violating people's human rights so go kick rocks

[95macker]

@fatassjaii well actually being born in the U.S. does make you a real american as long as your parents are citizens of the country. And, you only dont want that law because you are scared that you/friend/family member will be tossed back in Mexico. And one more thing. His ancestors were probably not illegals and you have no right to assume that.

[AveolarD]

what's that here? please white man, you know you were trying to cop a feel. rubbing that bruhs hard ass got you going crazy, then you went for the frontal. typical bi-curious white male.

[AsheyGee]

Awkward Moment

[DonPtheWuKid]

LOLOUD!!!! 'thats my penis.'

[kango1170]

Skin doesn't make you who you are, your ancestry and your environment does. All racism does is drive the opposing races into the ground until something catastrophic happens.

Really, every single race on Earth is despicable.

Whites- Enslavement, Mass Murder, Hate Crimes

Blacks- Enslavement, Mass Murder, Hate Crimes

West Asians- Hate Crimes, Mass Murder

East Asians- Hate Crimes, Enslavement, Mass Murder

When your six feet down, there's no need to dig any deeper.

[tlewis954]

@kango1170 why do West asians only have 2 jk

[1245678987]

@kango1170 there was also the red people

(native americans)

they werent that bad if you ask me. sure they killed enemies but thats because they were enemies

[BLKJEW01]

@zaalngoon: Do you think your twisted as race is considered functional members of society? Let's take a look at some facts,shall we? Who is the greatest percentage of serial killers,who rapes the most women and children,who ran this country into the ground financially? You dumb fuck,everywhere your ppl have been on this earth you have left a trail of death,bloodshed and destruction. History shows that your filthy race has been the burden of the earth for the last 6,000 years. Ask the Indians!

[CGonzales033]

@BLKJEW01 who si the greatest percentage of murderers in big cities? rapist? blacks for sure.

[Breedtracer]

@BLKJEW01 This is like the only comment you've made that's somewhat intelligent. Just goin about it the wrong way. What makes you any better than the people you are mad at if you begin to act like them? The answer to that is nothing. The facts you stated in this comment are right, but no need to go hard at him calling him a dumb fuck. It only makes you look ignorant, and looking from this comment you have a decent amount of intelligence at the very least so act like it

[BLKJEW01]

@dherring256: If i am a racist fuck,i wonder where and how i learned to be like that? How many white ppl who came to this video and made racist comment did you email to tell them they were racist fucks? Clean up your own backyard before you try to come into mine. Pot calling the kettle blk. Get a grip and not on a blk man's dick.

[aly1170]

everyone can you stop being racist to him good god im white im not saying racial slurs cause of how he wears his clothes seriously please

[BLKJEW01]

@Crucades: All his good clothes can be found in your mother's closet. Stupid little dick albino cracker,i know you wish you could play with his dick too,just like your white cop brother got to do. Don't be mad just remember he brings a lot of joy to your mother with that big dick,something your father could never do.

[BLKJEW01]

@GrimmjowProduction: I'll stop the crack if you can stop the Crystal Meth asshole. Everybody knows that 90% of white guys are fags or sexual deviants. Look at the tv show called 'To catch A Predator' with Chris Hanson,notice that the vast majority of the perverts are white guys. Just like i said about 90%. Also look at the majority of Catholic Priest fucking little boys in the ass,once again about 90% are white. Face it dude,you are a member of a fucked race of ppl.

[zimby215]

he say's that's my penis, cop say's sorry bout that, he say's that's allllll right....lol

[Crucades]

stupid nigger, cant he afford clothes that fit him? :O

[furuilulz]

@Crucades

yep, sure is a huge difference in cost between sizes these day. I remember when I had to shell out three times as much for an XL shirt than my brother who's just a medium.

[undertakrer]

damn white cops cant stand the black big dicks cuz they jealous

[BLKJEW01]

Typical white guy loving to feel blk men's dicks. No joke, when i was in bootcamp white boys would see me naked in the shower and ask me exactly how big my dicks was and thought this was a normal question for one man to ask another. They are some sick twisted ppl and they have a fascination with big dick blk dudes,no joke. That cop probably was so happy he became a cop he jumped for joy when nobody was looking. 90% of white guys are homo anyway.

[GrimmjowProduction]

@BLKJEW01 Cut out the crackpipe you fag, behave...

[dherring256]

@BLKJEW01 cuz..... ur racist as fuck.

[dalymc]

fukkin funny!!!!!!

[rodentcafeteria]

Cop: "That's your penis? Wow, feels nice. Anybody ever deep throat that monster? You know, I was born without gag reflexes."

[johnisdakilla]

he must really like cops

[Klonsebia]

In democratic USA penis is not where you think it should be or in other words someones penis touch your hand but not your hand touch someones penis.In democratic USA black mans penis easily fools you...

[bugglesman]

@Klonsebia 12 thumbs up.

[Klonsebia]

In democratic USA penis is not where you think it should be or in other words penis touch your hand but not your hand touch your penis.In democratic USA black mans penis easily fools you...

[vidmuncher]

@Klonsebia or in other words...in Democratic USA, penis finds you

[roboneko77]

well-equipped

[ab0rtion]

He's lucky he didn't empty a clip on him if you know what i'm saying

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[Lizzilolaphobia]

And it's loaded.

The height of those pants makes me think he's begging to be buttfucked.... Lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

I wouldn't know, but I bet many gay porn flicks start like this.

[theELVISdoctors]

That's his penis and thats a law suit

[vidmuncher]

The fact that he could mistake his penis for a hard cold object says something..............

[Klonsebia]

@vidmuncher )))Good said)))

[dAiSZY1710]

Lol Dat Muh Penisz;))

[glitzyorbit]

pull your pants up when your "weapon is loaded" haha

[Mathiaxzz]

akward

[DaLadybugMan]

"Sir, are you concealing an illegal firearm, or are you just happy to see me?"

[frankystein12]

@DaLadybugMan Hey! I take offence to that last one!

[Mrcomputergeek1]

LOL

[12caredee21]

thats annoying

[MahBoi22]

That's your penis...alright.

[rejectedchik89]

@MahBoi22 It was more like.. That's your penis!?! ALRIGHT!!! ;D

[mrscassmartinez]

its a banana

[centesjosh]

hahah oh wow

[InfectedProd]

hahahahahahahahhahaha

[x0legenddddx0]

i knew this guy who had trousers that low, and wears long tshirts. one day i was walkin bhind him and reallised that his buttocks were actually protruding from above the waist...

[LilDtherapper]

fail! i wud be so embarrassed to be that cop.

[rachelmmd8]

Frikin great!

[mcstang007]

hahahahahahahahaha

[y3wt3wbz]

he probably thought he had a sword down there

[Inyerbed]

Ahahahahaaaah! Classic!

[ttlyADDICTED2BASS]

hahahaha Whats this right here?

 "that my penis..."

[240fun328]

kinkyyyy

[califolife04]

thats what he gets for having his pants on the ground.. looking like a fool with his pants on the ground lmao

[Daithiwolf]

ahh man he jerks it a bit D:

[imtftg]

This was just on Jay Leno! What a Jack ass!!!

[kukitty]

lmao

[Bllasae]

"That's my penis"

"That's your penis...alright."

[theinvigorater]

LOLOLOL

[xr0ckd011x]

bahahaha... wow...

[Jaycarl32]

Ok that cop WAS NOT thinkin or this guy was headed to do some masturbating LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!

[spywaremegaton]

For a second that looked like a porn movie

[Punax]

just a second?

[BritishWarLord]

Guy must have a rock on

[labenster]

soooo his penis is coming out of his belly button? or is he just saggin that low?

[SolidDingo]

hes just saggin that low

[BronzeSoldat]

yo dawg is dat u?

[efeltufubofo]

saggin low

[888564342432]

LOL

[phillyrepn]

Teh cop coped a feel.........lol.......

[bluenotejazz]

As if you didn't know...faggot ass cop

Could you be anymore obvious you just wanted to cop a feel? Bitch.

[easports486]

wht if he popped a bonner

[9osunnyside]

dats gotta be da funniest shit in the world..i damn near died watchin dis

[Nightmareske]

oopsy doopsy

[Krispy972]

lmaooo

[yocreampie]

lmfao

[Pakdispinoy]

LOL

ROFL

[nightterror007]

Lol.. dont you know this is shown to every recruit on how not to do this lol.

[nagzul]

@nightterror007 of corse when shown, the penis is located in the pants area, not above it under the shirt lol.

[midnighttoker7772200]

that would be a belt buckle on someone who knew how to dress himself.

[stackpole84]

sorry we arent all rednecks..you brokeback fucks and fuck off

[santjime]

ima kick ur ass

[RedneckZ284]

Oh, sorry...he meant, we're not all respectable people. We are ape's that wear our pants below our ass. We learned this in prison to let other homosexual niggers know that we're single.

[daniel2824]

very true

[imadave2]

what else would it be oh yea its just a soda bottle i put there

[nagzul]

@imadave2 well it was bent, could be a gun handle.

[TomisLamb]

yea that's some big bag of weed

[dvander222]

i wish he'd grab my penis like that

[gartengig]

wtf?

[santjime]

me to(:

[pirateofhyrule]

HA oh the embarrassment

[WashingtonBeUpInThis]

"alright...sorry about that" lofl

[vxquizit]

LMFAO!

[harobikes3three3]

lmao ufff that is freakin hilarious

[FIGHT4FWS]

hahahahahahahaha holy shit thats the best thing ive ever seen