Advice for College Freshmen

[peterscanlonpoop]

Don't say the H word!!!

[Corroidz]

Dammit Woody, you had to say lice. Now I have that mental itch that comes with the thoughts of lice.

[xLogic4]

thanks woody. im 17 right now and im going to college.. i really wanna go away but unfortunately i cant because of tuition. so im going to CUNY . but i will deff keep this in mind. thanks man.

[ZombieS1ayer95]

wow. I clicked on this video wanting to know about college advice and finished loving your great gamer skills. :P

Nice story by the way.

[blops784]

cool story bro. you should tell it again.

[DrOctogonapusBWAAR]

i just looove to hear you talk about life and stuff :D give us more of that

[TheBabytrooper]

holy shit ur smart :D

[danc1ngcookies]

this is why i subscribe to this motherfucker

[jtbeast85]

Aww, i hope me and my girl don't break up :( we have been together for a year :l

[aaaaa275]

@jtbeast85 actuality in my country its boys only or girls only

i know that sucks

and i will never had the Experience of lovin in highscool also im a senior so theres only one year left

but when i heard this it sucks even like i said ill never have the Experience

and i cant stop thinkin about this --_--"

[jtbeast85]

@aaaaa275 oh...yeah I'm going to college soon, but its like an hour away so hopefully ill have dates with her every 2 weeks or so

dont worry high school loving is nothing compared to college loving ;) all my college bros tell me that so you havent missed out on anything

[aaaaa275]

@jtbeast85 we dont have girls in college 2 hhhhhhhhhhhh

ps they told u that to make u happy haha

p.s2 how much u love doesnt depend in what grade or old r u

rather highskool or college or alse

or maybe it does teens have more Emotion than old ppl haha

[jtbeast85]

@aaaaa275 but usually young high school couples last only a couple weeks or months compared to mature high school couples or adults..idk .wait are you saying you dont have girls in your college? :o

well college loving is usally funner most ppll say since you usually have your own dorm or apartment and its more freedom

[aaaaa275]

@jtbeast85 no i dont it sucks i know :(

[aaaaa275]

omg does all lovers in highschool break up after it

that is so sad ):

[mcflugger]

woody help me pick up girls lol i know i sound dumb guys and i know that you might call me a no life or a wiredo bitch but some people need moreh help with this stuff than others lol i got NO game watsoever xP

[ChrisWalksFast]

Not a waste of time, thank you.

[enghkills]

WoodysGamertag, father to all gamers

[DREWBERTMAN]

@priesniper15 what makes me a pussy for being sarcastic? your being a douche and complaining about a video u freely watched, and i dont feel like reading it. Dont complain unless someone has a gun to ur head and is forcing you to watch and you dont want to.

[vintage1351]

Exactly Woody. High skool is exactly like the rest of them (elementary and junior high) only difference is the classes are harder, more homework(in most cases) and some of the people are nicer and stop acting like douchebags. I don't know who created this whole Breakfast Club idea where, once in high skool, EVERYTHING changes...that's college my friends...those are the best years of skool.

[KradixProductions]

lolol as he says its not as painful he sounds like he scared for life

[DREWBERTMAN]

@primesniper15 im sorry ur being forced to take his advice and watch his videos! its a shame that you can't just go off and watch whatever video u want... Im deeply sorry ur being held at gunpoint and made watch this... very deeply sorry...

[primesniper15]

@DREWBERTMAN ok pussy

[Pier2pie]

so can i be like a pony or sumtin???

[abridged64]

Working out a bit and making an effort to look good is always a very good thing to do when you are going to make first impressions, you don't have to get completely P90X ripped, but pump up your biceps a little

[primesniper15]

First off I just want to say KDBcorporations your a dumbass if you thought this was great advice. What the hell did you think you would do when you got sick? No shit you would go to the doctor. I swear everytime I watch one of his videos, I feel dumber everytime. His "advice" is common sense not something someone needs to tell you on a youtube video. After reading some of these comments..some of you are just fucked when you become a freshman in college, if this really helped you out. SMH.

[IASilentManI]

@primesniper15 Trolololololol

[primesniper14]

@primesniper15 UR So right man!!@ yayyyy!

[beastman230]

@primesniper15 i u dont like the video dont watch

[primesniper15]

@beastman230 With your grammar, you won't make it to college. So, don't bother watching this video, because it doesn't apply to community college. SMH.

[beastman230]

@primesniper15 my gammea aint bads youse reterdted aussole

[KDBcorporations]

thanks so much! sounds like great advice!

[primesniper15]

@KDBcorporations Your so fucking dumb, you might as well go to community college and stay at home with your mom you pussy.

[awestehn]

@primesniper15 "YOU'RE so fucking dumb, you might as well go to community college and stay at home with your mom, you pussy." Being in a community college English class, I thought it would be appropriate for me to correct your grammar.

[babob4312]

Didnt u Already do one of these , gameplay on WMD

[passsim]

can you room mate be a girl :)

[ahattaway022]

Great down to earth video. I'm not in College, but I found the video informative for younger kids who are gonna be clueless when they get to that part of their lives.

[Chubsterwoo]

if i see that 5 hour energy ad one more time, i'll be mad.

[BurgeonBlitz]

It's all fun and games, till' someone gets AIDS.

[keagleeye]

Im happy that I live with my family while I go to college...

[imda3hbow]

Thanks woody :)

[freshtodeath561]

agree about the highschool part

[AdKGamingVids]

How come this video is lagging???

[222to222]

I wish more people on youtube were like Woody.

[randomaussie3]

What about Australia. We aren't based around a campus where everyone stays and dorm rooms etc.

[Omega2610]

woodys gf went to texas.. aww

[thealexgator]

I like how Woody remembers what people said in the 1920's.

[iColorado303]

most schools allow you to pick room mates even freshmen year

[Burningcrayons]

Woody your the father of youtube. Thanks for the video.

[thejontsk]

Woody you are awesome and so are your tips but dude! you can never..NEVER! have to meny mini frigdes! :D

[AppleFace1228]

What if my girl is going to college in the same state?

[micahhenry]

The secret to doing well in college is to treat it like an 8 to 5 work week. You'd be suprised how much free time you have. But if you wake up, get ready, go to class, take a lunch break, study, homework, and go back to the dorm room at 5, you do all this and your weekends are relatively free for partying. Your nights are open for clubs and sports and the gym. And you get a full night's rest.

[zipsrule]

Good advice about masters level work.

[zipsrule]

He never mentions girls.

[moralabsolutism]

@zipsrule do you mean he never gives advice to girls? i'm assuming it's because his demographic is primarily male teens and young adults

[DarkSpartan92]

Thanks Woody

[ngocoutkb]

Haha living by myself in an apartment of campus, so I disregarded the first part.

[xMoosk93]

I was confused at first when he was talking about the sheets and whatnot. But thats because im going to community college so there are no dorms.

[XxRushx]

Thumbs up if you feel left out because you are going to a community college :)

[mrjones918]

@XxRushx haha you're not the only one

[newgenskater1]

you are truely a amazing guy woody

[Dvizard77]

Thanks woody im going to reinvent my self when i get to college!

I used to be the smart shy goofy kid.

I want to be The popular cool asshole that everyone seems to like for no reason.

[newgenskater1]

@Dvizard77 word bro. good luck

[spinner798]

@Dvizard77 if you had/have teachers that blamed you for every problem you would have my life

[boogiesmama09]

Game is similar looking to Fallout

[BigKhara]

That bit on breaking up with high school girlfriend, one word: WOW! Why didn't you just study psychology?! :D

[shadowsniper134]

that slacking bit is true

[Cravos123]

wow your connection was shite

[JoeyGordon444]

dr.phils got nothin on you lol he cant pown ppl on call of duty and still focus on being a therapist!

[MajinHurricane]

I'm a returning student (Mature Student) and I can say one of the hardest things is studying and doing homework. If you have issues balancing... leaving the xbox home!

[TheVGamePlayer]

Did you really say mixer?

[javarredondo18]

@TheVGamePlayer

they still have mixers in college

[6production9]

He forgot a really good point. Find a school that has good teachers for the subject you want to learn. Otherwise it will be hell...

[TheLinkmaster12345]

I don't know if wut ur saying may b universally true, but it sounds so confident. i feel so safe listening 2 u prep me 4 the next stage of my life. thanx woodss XD

[Bassmaker20]

i think ill like to play paintball on this map

[sobe22666]

at 9:30 it starts to sound really gay

[2ndSonStudio]

Its like you've studied my life, and then gave me awesome advice that coincides with it. :O

[xeyroc13]

thanks so much for the advice, i am going to be a first time freshman in 20 days and i am feeling a little nervous about the whole thing. glad you pooped up in my recommended videos

[bignicklawson91]

@xeyroc13 pooped lol XD

[xblfanatic360]

make sure you have sex with her before u break up with her, it makes it much easier

[VelaToNorma7]

@xblfanatic360 yeah and then contract a bunch of diseases so later on you can give them to someone else. have fun dying.

[connordflynn]

I finished my freshman year of college last spring and all I can say is this guy speaks the truth. I'm not into gaming or Call of Duty, but the title seemed interesting; what this guy is saying is 100% true, even the little details. You might think the part about girlfriends or roommates is stretched but he did an AMAZING analysis. This all happened to me and you'll figure it out on your own, but head his warnings.

[DiptenLive]

Sooooo laggeh! :'\

[TheChaoticKiller]

good video

[UnderwearGnomezz]

@dakotra Lol not me either. I just stayed in mah bed 'til it was over :P

[jamiesydnor]

Not trying to sound like too much of a frat boy, but it's easier to clean up beer off of tile floor as opposed to carpet..

[megafast13]

This video really helped my a lot, thank you!!!

[megafast13]

Woody I need a video on how to flirt with girls (in college)

[TheSchmaandrew]

@megafast13 stop playing video games

[codbeast620]

@megafast13 just flirt like you usually do, except be more mature with it at the same time.

[MrDeverill]

@megafast13 errr... just be yourself??

[Mario53415]

well really some collages if there local you just go there during the day and then go home i know and i have one of those in my area

[dakotra]

i never saw a doctor for being sick... lol is that normal?

[Pyjamas22]

I missed my application deadline for residence :(

[CageMatchRunnerUp]

I'm taking college level classes and they fucking suck

[TB0NA]

college in 5 days. thanks Woody

[michaelj898]

Woody i have a question about the hs gf break up......Its a serious matter i sent you a message in your inbox please reply.

[XxMrEggxX]

thumbs up if your not going to college and are still watching this :D

[ModernGodOfWar]

@XxMrEggxX get the fuck out thumbs up whore

[theacmwin18]

woody i love these life helping videos keep em coming please. :)

[MrRime32]

wassup wit the lag ?



[chefhomeboyardee]

@MrRime32 yea i thought it was jst me

[doggotbitm]

i have senior left before college. getting scared honestly.

[Gamified]

"Hey man you wanna get a bite to eat or Hey sweetie you wanna get a bite to eat?

Well, I wouldn't say sweetie because it's not the 1920's anymore."

XD

[boomyakasha]

@Gamified My mum calls me sweetie XD

[yaroslav64]

Holy fuck Woody have your subs gotten younger? LOL i couldve sworn a couple years ago they seemed older. Anyway I'm unbelievably pumped to go to Uni in a month, for any canadians I'm going to McMaster for engineering. But does anybody have advice on balancing school and social life? I'm really worried I'm going to get swamped by the 30+ hour a week in class schedule plus assignments and studying.

[MrSkyhawks23]

@yaroslav64 dude i live 10 minutes from there i live in waterdown burlington area

[yaroslav64]

@MrSkyhawks23 You going to mac?

[MrSkyhawks23]

@yaroslav no haha im just going into highschool haha not yet

[1Blakparade]

i had to break up with college to keep my high school girlfried...DUDES bad mistake!! now i have to enter again and be a newbie again

[Trulte63]

Is this laggy as fuck or is it just my computer?

[nadrojylloh]

@Trulte63 it's laggy as fuck

[ZetsuOG]

This was great advice for the future. - High school Jr.

[WhyTurksExist]

"Hey sweatie" I wouldnt say sweatie, its not 1920s anymore", lol

[ihaverawtalent]

upload some other cod games black ops is getting boring

[TeeDubable]

Dang.. i'm a high school senior.. and college sounds like a dream..

[WarrantCyanide]

Thanks so much Woody! Really appreciate your videos and this one arrived just in time! Will be starting college in three weeks!!!!

[N3vDawg]

Thanks woody!

[JAM28201]

ehhh

[davideoman1000]

as im watching this, im "typing" my college admission essays

[jtruslow28]

Again, not a fan of the commentary, very droaning and monotone....like the vid though.

[DJUndutchable]

Nice video Woody, to all the girls watching this and feel asthough it has a male bias, remember he is speaking from personal experience.

[PointBlanc25]

Thanks Woody great advice. (and great video). I'm not going to college for one more year, but I still enjoyed learning from the tips.

Ironically, There are a couple of jerks at my school who are applying for similar colleges as me, I'm actually concerned about that. lol.

[mets4life3064]

8:51 - I know this isn't the point of the video, but... HOLY FUCKING PANIC KNIFES BATMAN

[TheHalomaster64]

im watching this BEFORE COLLEGE

[stewiegriffinTUBE]

woody.DO you get wood in the morning?

[Wiiman530]

I will favorite this and watch it in a year! (Or woody redo it and add stuff in or clarify) This was great.

[AMILLSmcq]

this laggy gameplay is the most annoying thing ever

[TheBitchtitty]

woody ur so gay only faggot go to college i get my dick sucked by nigger 247 bitch suck my dick

[KaelanFournierTV]

@TheBitchtitty Wow your such a troll. I'm guessing your like 10 and don't even know what a dick is.

[2541steve]

@TheBitchtitty thats probably why you can't string a sentence together :D

[tigrclw]

Canada uses the university system as well.

[iendedyoui]

@tigrclw well we have both but yea

[tigrclw]

@iendedyoui lol yea thats what I meant by university system as in college being more hands on work related and university being more brain related work. Honestly i prefer our system of having both choices more than the americans just having college

[TheOrangedragon100]

@tigrclw actually we have both. we have harvard university and community college. see we do in fact have both

[seanpull]

@TheOrangedragon100 Harvard University encompasses many colleges. The undergraduate program at Harvard University is Harvard College.

[tigrclw]

@TheOrangedragon100 Oh I didn't know that. Thanks for letting me know though.

[TheOrangedragon100]

@tigrclw yep

[MLGhax]

@tigrclw any good universities? I live in canada too im going to university in like 2 yrs

[tigrclw]

@MLGhax well it all depends on which part of Canada you live in and what program you hope to go to.

[Blackops125100]

WHERE DO I SEND MESSAGES FOR MAIL MONDAY!

[WeCameAsR0mans]

Great video idea Woody, really enjoyed this one. I've got a question for you or anyone, really. What are college wifi connections like in terms of quality? I have a really bad connection here at home (broadband), and am wondering how good my connection will be at college. We have wireless and hardline options. Any information would be very much appreciated! Thank you!!

[JamleLong]

@WeCameAsR0mans at my university (im english) we had wired connections in halls and the connection was amazing. I would guess that is the same for most unis/colleges as they have a lot of students requiring internet access

[WeCameAsR0mans]

@JamleLong Alright, good deal. Like, 4 bar amazing?

[JamleLong]

@WeCameAsR0mans Well i was hosting every game i played, might be different for you but mine was amazing. Kind of sucks to go back to my home connection ha

[WeCameAsR0mans]

@JamleLong Damn, dude. What was the pop. of your schoo? I'm going to a private place with like 5k kids. It's really expensive though so let's hope they invested enough into a solid wifi!

[JamleLong]

@WeCameAsR0mans only just seen this comment 3 months later but the total population of students living in halls is near enough 8 thousand, and they have good wifi on the actual campus as well. all the rooms in halls were hard wired

[TheTeaBagKing123]

i dont know why im listening to this im 15

[TheKuba2206]

'Tmartn just prestiged he dosent have anything so we cant play competetive' yeah no FAMAS

[Deans29]

This is why I like Woody he cares about people and there well-being and also he teaches us things that we wouldn't ask our parents, so heres to you Woody!

[killohurtsking]

Woody I like these videos where you impart bits of your 3000 years of wisdom and experience ;)

[Qaphsiel1]

i am so afraid to go to college and i dont want to break up with my girl :(

[irishbmx5]

@Qaphsiel1 dont be afraid its some laugh! you dont have to break up either! i didnt!

[sabaths1fan]

Going to freshman orientation today.

I'm a junior in high school but I'm taking twelve credit hours in college this year.

Most of this didn't apply to me because I'm still living at home, but it made me less nervous so thanks Woody.

[TheSTOOPKID12345]

This game is being described as

WoodysGamerlag

[SevenK16]

Uhm I'm still gonna live with my parents through college, classes start august 26th for me mad nervous. By the way arent you married to your highschool sweetheart?

[trollifyification]

im not going to college im staying in my moms attic FOREVER =/

[jelleforthewinning]

you should get your own radio show.

[welshboy911]

woody, is youtube your main job now? or do u make your pay checks outside of the internet? :)