Baby Shaker

[crazyability]

Ugh! Thats awful!

[AutumnTheAwesomeness]

What the fak is this!?!?!

[mmdawg2]

This is evil!

[LuckyIzzy659]

@5000NoobTube What the hell. My comment never even said anything about abortion so idk why you're calling me a damn abortionist.

[LuckyIzzy659]

@5000NoobTube huh? it was sarcasm. im not an abortionist you idiot

[AMY1213141]

Not only is it offensive, it's incrediably badly made and boring

[NecrisLoque]

This is so fucking stupid, all the hype and it turns out to be something completely harmless. I'll start drawing babies with X's in there eyes, omfg I hate liberals.

[JKBearness]

@NecrisLoque You dumb right wing fuck. It's the thought behind it you stupid little cunt.

[NecrisLoque]

@JKBearness Did it kill anyone?

[ThaSars0]

LOL I AINT EVEN MAD BRO

[TheKritty]

I gotta be honest: It looks really really reeeeally boring. And it would remind me of the real dead babies that were killed in the world. I'm not saying this to offend the players of this game or Apple, I just don't like it. It looks REALLY boring....

[TheChirpingAssholes]

Middle class 13 year olds everywhere are outraged because they can't play this app on the iPhone daddy bought them while listening to Lamb of God and pretending to be hardcore. Seriously, anyone bickering about this app being banned, why don't you pay attention to the REAL first amendment threats taking place in our country. Apple is just a company, and honestly, I wouldn't miss this shitty app regardless of the principle at hand.

[joejoerg]

WHO GIVES A SHIT....ITS NOT LIKE ITS FUCING REAL OR ANYTHING...I HATE HOW PEOPLE GET SO BUTTHURT OVER THE STUPIDEST SHIT. I SWEAR YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA APP NEEDS TO BE MADE? AN APP WHERE YOU SHAKE AND KILL BABIES, ANOTHER APP WHERE YOU CAN KILL WHATEVER HUMAN RACE POSSIPLE IN WHATEVER WAY YOU WANT, AND A RAPE WHOEVER APP, JUST TO PISS OFF YOU WHINY FUCKS. WHATS WORST? FICTIONAL SHIT YOU WOULD LOVE TO DO BUT CAN'T DO IN REAL LIFE? OR SOMEONE ACTUALLY DOING THIS SHIT?

[Andysbat]

@joejoerg you wrote a novel in caps. i think you're butthurt more than anyone.

[Landsteady]

I wish this app was still available. I really love the concept.

[xbuster17]

ok first of all it's awful. second: it sucks!

[sammy88343]

O_o YOU KILL THREE BABIES?

[0justarandomguy0]

this is sick but people should stop threatening apple and find out who actually made the stupid ass thing and big surprise it will probably just be a troll who is trying to get a rise out of everyone

[namanjn90]

if you threaten apple because of this application, you should kill japenese for making rapelay

[LuckyIzzy659]

lol whatever. babies are annoying

[Deluxeta]

0:14 DED.

[Guerrillablackdog]

this is such a dumb app anyway... pointless

[iusethelancer1]

I lol'd

[JoeCapricorn]

This is really funny! :D

I wonder if this app is available for Android phones...

Fuck, someone make a homebrew for the Nintendo 3DS. Killing babies in 3D!

Maybe even an arcade game similar to Space Invaders, only with babies instead of aliens, could be installed in that 8 Billion Dollar Abortionplex by Planned Parenthood that so many people somehow believed to be real despite it being in an article by the Onion.

Killing Babies is Good... because there are already too many people on Earth!

[sistagirl488deleted]

@JoeCapricorn lmaooooo

[republicanrapebaby]

The irony is, more people seem to be upset by this than by the fuckwads in their own communities who do this in real life. But that's America for you these days... most of our collective outrage is wasted on the idea of something, rather than the reality of it.

[billytalent4500]

What the fuck? so fucking stupid

[SuperVideoMayhem]

I'm going to try this on my cousin.

[weRnarwhals]

thats awful!!!!

[smoothmoneybags]

Am I the only one who thinks this looks awesome as shit?

[jpmorgan187]

sweet. now all that's needed is an abortion app!

[HalfBlondeHalfSmart]

Whoever made this app, and anyone else that says "lighten up" when people are rightfully offended by it, need to go shove a hair dryer up their ass.

[frinkmhey]

@HalfBlondeHalfSmart

Yeah, cause that's no worse than a fictional baby being killed. I think your a full blonde.

[Stewiegriffinist]

It's fake, you dam fools. Don't get butthurt.

[CheerleaderLy]

Wow...

[fauffe]

SICK!

[VirDiligo]

Shake this poop maker!

[Theladd21]

D':

[w1n5ton0]

That's dumb as he'll,

[xxsmiley1001xx]

That's sad! Y would u wanna shake a baby? If u do someone should shake you to death! Wow I can't beleive someone would make a app like that! That's so sad!

[bigbrett11]

@xxsmiley1001xx but yet so funny

[cartmanland911]

best app

[Leon14000]

Steve Jobs is without the best parent in history if he approved of this which, according to this video, he obviously did.

[SBFultroxmga]

@Leon14000 steve jobs doesn't approve every app himself. =P

[TheK12314]

Wait wait wait... Think of it like this, people can do THIS, instead of shake the little fucking baby that is in the next room my Mom is supposed to care for while I use the DAMN COMPUTER! I want to kill that little bastard, but I am just using this app instead.

[Shorty2592]

Best app everrrr.

[tornandfrail]

thats fuckin sick!

[4everAddicted]

While playing this game, I accidentally lost my grip and the phone flew out of my hands and killed a baby. The sad part is, the game does not have a "killing two birds with one stone" feature.

[kaiserwilhelm]

@4everAddicted My god, how appaling.... At lesat they could give you some extra points!

[Tengo148]

The Fudge?

[mky602]

I don't understand it

[ThaSwitcherTayTay]

"waah waah! waah!"

*shakes iPhone*

Doop doop

[bazaaboy44]

This is what people are complaining about? It's not even mildly realistic!

[readicant]

This is messed up..

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

Boring. 

[Spokguy1984]

Looks like one of those apps you only use once, then get bored of it, and delete.

[beerandbattlescars]

Is there anyone who can provide a link to the baby shaker .ipa or e-mail it to me? If someone can point me in the right direction I will host it and be sure it is distributed as widely as possible.

[TheEscapedBalloon]

It's not funny, but it's still an amusing app. It's a shame they banned it.

[IamnotTupac]

BWAH HA HA HA! This is fecking hilarious. Screw all the tight-asses who don't have a sense of humor.

[Yowzoe]

This app is for sick fucks,OR it's for kids who have not seen the ugliness and consequences of child abuse "LOL".

There are taboos for good reason. Don't joke about shaking babies. The developer of this app is a retarded asshole.

[MysteryEzekude]

This game looked like a pretty big rip-off aside being offensive to others...Those baby-haters must have been expecting more than just two red crosses.

[calypsoCRO]

retarded

[girlsdrinkfeck]

all we need now is a baby P shaker app for android

[orangespidermonkey]

What kind of a sick twisted ****** would download this ****? That is so ******* terrible, **** the creator .

[girlsdrinkfeck]

@orangespidermonkey hhahahah its so funny tho

[thearsen619]

@orangespidermonkey what do all those stars mean?



[Scitech101]

Shake 'n bake.

[liljonny84]

THAT FIRST 1 WAS THE GERBER BABY!! U DONT SHAKE THE GERBER BABY!! IT GIVEZZ U MONEEYYy!!!

[playthefield21]

I once made a game for a programming course in which michael jackson drops babies from his balcony and the player (this shitty character still at the bottom) has to catch them for points. The more the player progressed the faster the babies would fall. Letting three babies hit the ground and die would result in a game over.

[raymanlegy]

Wow this game is retarded..It's just a picture and you shake it.. I thought there would be an animated baby on it

[fronkenpoop]

At least the mechanism you use to practice baby shaking, can also be used to call your lawyer.

[Leetard179]

should i feel bad if i laughed at this =\

[MANGO171]

@Leetard179 no, cause it's hilarious

[GarrettBMXes]

That's the funnies thing I've ever seen.

[aarocka11]

holy shit



[Shinsou10]

you are the single most pathetic excuse for a living being in the world. I read the article about you shaking your 11 week old daughter, giving her permanent brain damage. you are a fucking piece of god damn shit.

[10cmdolan]

@Shinsou10 thank you. im glad somebody else feels like whoever made this game has got some real fucking problems

[VA20M]

@10cmdolan its fucked up right

[NickandSpencer]

Awww it's so cute I just want to destroy it's future!

[mrzero1982]

that was the best game ever made. and i want it. BAD!

[iffritBR]

die baby die

[saul5212]

pinche juego depravado

[vasco123s]

q merda

[SuniLaMoon]

Everyone goes on and on about what is and is not funny.

But... everything is funny to someone out there. And that does not make them "sick". Why do people find "sick" or "disturbing" things funny?

A number of reasons. Theres the simple factor of dark comedy, and there's another option.... It's human nature. Tragedies happen, and it's human nature to make light of such things. It's part of a healing process. Is actual shaken baby syndrome funny? Of course not. But this ain't real.

[TehJish]

Im a cruel, heartless bastard without a soul,

But this is the most hilarious thing.

[ChrisBenoit4evar]

i lol'd i hope the creater makes lots of money and never gets aids.

[mazzamoush]

I like it. it means you can take out your anger without harming a real baby 8D

[sazkwatch]

almost as fun as shakin a real baby...

[thegame346]

I hope the creator of this app gets AIDS and dies.

[iBoy2G]

@thegame346 I hope YOU get AIDS and die.

[Kurasutaru]

shaking baby syndrome is not funny and should not be laughed at or mocked.... get real people I know its an app but read some of your comments

[LilRabidMutt]

lol

how pathetic

[dragngamr93]

thats pretty funny how much does it cost?

[ButtercupBabay16]

Thats fuckin horrible.

[shimazu32]

THIS is the app that triggered death threats to Apple phone support people?

What the fuck? You shake a sketch of a baby and red X's appear over its eyes.

Good lord people need to chill out. What, are we going to ban paper next because someone might draw a picture of someone shaking a baby? Maybe ban writing since someone might describe an abortion or make a story containing one?

[IxIPaincakesIxI]

@shimazu32 I totally agree with you. But don't you think this is kinda fucked up? Lol

[baseballboy0101]

@shimazu32 it's the concept that upsets people..what upsets me is that anyone would even think it was OK to make this app..i agree with what you said completely but this app is outrageous and i'm glad it got removed from the app store

[Andysbat]

@shimazu32 you're a fucking moron.

[YouHaveMetYourMaker]

I bet half of you people hating on this app are pro-choice.  America is retarded, at least he's not killing real babies.

[greenteagod]

I wish it hadn't been removed =( Best app ever. I want to shake the hell out of screaming babies in public all the time.

[cheetosniper]

this is genius!

[KingZoidy]

LOL hahahahah

[Neonshell227]

Oh lord. This is aweful. >=U

[Familyguyisbetterthe]

YOUR A DOOSH! BABY KILLER! - 1/5!

[SexyJessica917]

corny we need real shaker baby

[DisobeyMe]

so you like, kill the babies. lolwtf. this is shit.

[SuperBullygirl]

oh my god, what sick fuck came up with this bullshit?!!! FUCK YOU CUNT, ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flexfuel306]

It's just an iPhone App.....

Shut the fuck up.

[littlekarolina]

this is shit...

[gjuboy1122]

this

[3liteX]

@drshields1988 wow dude you are one sick son of a bitch you wana break a babys neck lmao!

[yellowlynx]

With news of babies died or sustained permenant brain damage because of being shaked I cannot really appreciate this kind of "humor".

[sazycute1993]

@yellowlynx i agree

[onlyadot]

@yellowlynx then stay off the internet. oh and there's a advocative website for baby shaking called lemonparty( )com you should go teach them a lesson.

[yellowlynx]

@onlyadot The public outcry already sent the clearest message -- those loonies don't need to be educated -- they needed to be hospitalized.

[youngromh4x0r]

@onlyadot

Yeah, and don't forget babyshakers()nimp()org , too.

[woodythecowboy1000]

this is pulled witch is good it gets me sad when this pops out on my youtube

[jemappelle92]

ROFL

[AlphaAGENT144]

i want this app, but i cant find it! i know it got pulled, im looking for a cracked version

[TheYTChronicles]

Some people need to lighten up. There comes a time when everyone feels the need to shake some bebehz

[Lioyd1rving]

@TheYTChronicles Lighten up about a shitty joke with no wit, no effort, no subtlety, no originality and poor execution? Fuck free speech.

[iwouldneverspam]

wtf??!

poor babies!

[gorillazfan3]

they're not real.....

[asstreme2]

hahaha. Fucked up? Yes. Hilarious? Yes.

[Flexfuel306]

Agreed! People who can't laugh at this have no sense of humor.

[rockaroundtheclock56]

that is cool, but whats the point?

[jaz3084]

thats sooooo evil lol!!!!

[LegoMaster343]

this was ontv

[zly81]

How retarded and pointless is that? People who find it fun must really have sad lives

[NorthernStormRecords]

Someone find me a way to get this app for my phone

[victoriacmz]

hahahahahahaha hilarious piece of app!

[Appollochan]

lol wow harsh. XD

[SaturnineXTS]

This is fuckin AWESOMENESS!

[roballon1]

I expected blood and gore. But it sucks.

[Kuxie]

stuipid xD

[FlamingBat]

This is kinda funny in a sick way.

[fireatwill1234]

shake the baby! :D

[NOOBNUT08]

my fucking god people were actually complianing about this.

[liamspeed]

if two things were removed, the title and the two X's then I'm betting this wouldn't be removed.

[IFI92]

this shit isnt orth paying for

[liamspeed]

Thats what all this is about?

Jesus fucking christ.

[Unrealshade]

thought that too. these people should watch south park. but they probably stick to stupid stuff like desperate housewifes or something :P

[Sunoco]

Freaking awesome! Let's shake some babies!

[birdwood3000]

i hate the whole fact they made this ap but when you think bout it the i phone is not worth the money the ap is gone and you cant download it sorry

[Neiblis]

I seriously wish I could download this still.

[fabbygirl43]

that is seriously sick

[Unrealshade]

come on, it's just painted babies and they get red Xs on their eyes... some people work as animators and blow creatures up in movies almost everyone likes... nothing bad about it, if you aren't a psycho.

[tombapt]

Totalement débile et choquant!

[goodboy100m]

Those babies are so cute I just want to pick them up and shake them,

[koto2291x1x9x]

can we get kick the baby ?

[ftharcae]

those babies are so adorable, how could you not want to shake 'em?!?

[makeLOVEnotwarcraft9]

you gotta kill the baby , so that it shuts up?? lol

[ronaldneil]

the new versions include:

rape the bitch

castrate the males

behead whitey

kill the old ladies

obey Obama

[xXMegan1111Xx]

it's not like your really shaking a baby to death why does everyone take it so personal.

[xDarkJJx]

no? D:

[ChuckNorrisIs1337]

Shake that baby! ;D

[brunoafh123]

What's the problem? Seems like a good app to me...

[deezvids]

Just goes to show how uptight our society has become. I hope that I'm preaching to the chior, but it's just a stupid phone app; it's not real. Geez., people need to get a grip (no pun intended, LOL)

[altezzachic]

how bloody stupid, that is wrong, and cruel how wod u like to be shaked

[prisoner109]

well it wouldnt kill him cuz hes not a baby anymore

[itsmejosh81395]

thats sad there cute babyes to

[9820131575]

2 words for u

suck it!!

[pmzlt]

ok so people got all pissed off cause of this. ha wow thats fuking dumb. this is nothing its just a fucking shitty app there is no need to flip out about it.

[ControlWise]

Awesome game. Honestly I wish I could have downloaded it before they took it off. =/

[Jetman7777]

Just another Homosexual,advertising to others of his kind, the fact that he doesn't like children and that he wouldn't like to adopt either.... Don't worry Parents he's just another selfish QUEER!!!!!!!!!!

[emoasfxck]

if you read the post on his blog he explains that he only made the vid to show what the app is.

now. that said. you are a homophobic asshole. I am a straight female and I would love to shake the fuck out of a picture of a baby on an iPhone. The best alternative to a real one (dolls just don't cut it). Which I can't shake cause that tends to end in jail time and I don't wanna be Rosie's bitch in prison.

[Jetman7777]

you'll just end up a butch, anyway-fuck off DIKE!!!!!!!!!!

[emoasfxck]

my love for cock surpasses even your ignorant faggotry.

[Jetman7777]

your love for Abortions surpasses your love for an actual relationship with a male, or were you giving a supversive-insight into actually haveing had one of your brood of mistakes erased, before it could grow up and call you a "Stupid Bitch" for being bad parent?