How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend

[khiarchambar27]

how come faithfulness is not mentioned in How to be the Perfect Girlfriend???

[reddead2067]

Thanks. I love my girlfriend and I would anything for her.

[lelenina2]

I'm close to perfect...I think I might have fucked up step 1 a little bit. There's always room for improvement though.

[xDarkayazX]

Okay, I'm screwed...

[NervousThief]

I loved her friends and family.... a lot. ;)

[SDCA90]

make a How to be a Banana video



[ItsMoriashkiBitches]

2:05 OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

[ItsMoriashkiBitches]

how to be the perfect boyfriend? give me an orgasm and fuck off

[FourDollaRacing]

@ItsMoriashkiBitches Ha! I'll give you a vibrator, and put it on your credit card.

[MrChumsketchyyy]

For 196 people this dident work im guessing

[Moniker912]

this feels a little degrading

[Daioblis]

@ltoast3r That'll be me. NO, I'm NOT hittin' on you. Just sayin' what I'd do for my girlfriend (if I had one, which I doubt I will).

[nojomen2]

Alright, I'm perfect in that just like in everything.

[MrSwagsurfer3666121]

196 ppl are bad boyfriends!! :P

[sedohrable]

...i already do these things. :P

[BrightenHite]

step one, close this idiot video

step two: go to your girlfriend and kiss her

step three, go back home dislike this video

Done

[CurtMortis]

You guys take this really too serious, it is comedy after all :)

[JonJosephNepaul]

the last step kinda threw me off but.... o_o i get it

[MrBoegela]

This guys mouth is really big

[Dee3BoobTube]

You know, I think Step 4 is just about true, except that a piano is always ready to be played, and I'm not sure women are... unless the guys just don't try the right tune.

[patelstar4va]

How to be the perfect boyfriend in 3 steps

1) Be loyal

2) Show us you care

3) Stop thinking we belong in the kitchen 24/7 -.-

[1029Itachi]

@patelstar4va This is what happens when you let women have computers in the kitchen! Quit making comments and go make me a sandwich! T_T

[patelstar4va]

@1029Itachi would yu like cheese with a that? o.e

[ACfireandiceDC]

@patelstar4va Exactly! I always wonder why so many guys (especially on YouTube) are like that!

[Itoast3r]

Aww il i want in a man is he can love me for who iam understand me and can protect me and il do everything for him -3

[ElegeantFencer]

@Itoast3r "Everything"??? >:D

Nah jk. :P

[kidragakas]

Sooo basically, pretend to care about what she had to say, and lie if you get caught, bribe regularly (with sex as your reward), treat her like a hooker, who of course will always be in the mood for you, and befriend her gal pals to assist in spying on her... Really?! *rolls eyes*

[UseLessInLife]

bahahha this is so not true , this is how you do it , be soft gental to her, be a badass not a jerk (dont get too much off it ) , the sex part in the vid is true , and excpect her to excpect , always be one step ahead

[missmellie992]

If you're watching a video on how to be a "perfect boyfriend," chances are you'll never be a boyfriend haha

[Lable4Ya]

2:03 lol

[Lukefonfabre9]

well at least I've heard worse -_- still some things that are fucked up, we do know about things like feelings, and shopping(such as for games, or maybe anime :P though we have no clue why girls will shop for outfits all the time that they probably won't be wearing in 6 months)

[Starr5495]

i love how being the perfect girlfriend has over a million views

and being the perfect boyfriend hasn't even made it half way there

thanks guys

[HerpDeeDerpDee]

If a boy jumps on me like that, I'd be gone.

[RaWrZx13x]

imma girl and i disagree with most of these :/

[jarrodjy]

I stopped trying at step one.

[scorpion4427]

How to stop your soul from getting eaten: step one: Cut off all contact with any other humans. They are all little asshole demon pricks, and it WILL come back to bite you in the ass. Realize this, and the fact that you don't need sex because you can get the same feeling with your hands.

[SuperPandaren]

How to be the perfect girlfriend has a million views. How to be the perfect boyfriend only has almost half a millions views. This tells me something....

[xxPingwing]

@SuperPandaren it tells me boys don't look around the internet what to do but just being themselves, and if that's not okay, you have the wrong girlfriend anyway.

[lovenlust92]

@SuperPandaren girls actually care whereas boys don't duh

[SuperPandaren]

@lovenlust92 yeah that's what I was thinking...

[pyromaster55]

@SuperPandaren This one isn't as funny?

[RainfulPhenix]

@SuperPandaren

Men dont need a shit tutorial on Youtube to be a boyfriend ;)

[puffthedragon13]

step one for the gurls dnt be hoes

step one for the boys be honest and not lie thats all u need to know

[teomosu]

Shit. I'm missing points 4 and 7. :P

[Tott26]

Being a perfect boyfriend is sooo much harder than a perfect girlfriend according to viedojug..

[IMayBeADreamer5]

lolol he makes me laugh! :)

[boland880]

*note to self* saying "bitch get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich is NOT a good way to get some.

[Lisa13245]

Some of these things would creep me out. There is a thing as too much perfection.

[blackroseofpain1]

Take notes, fellas...

[jordankiser33]

you're so quiet omfg i turn the volume up all the way and it sounds like you're still 20 feet away omggggg

[demiro123]

The way he put on the deodorant and was like "Shower, haha fuck that." made me lol so hard. xD

[K3LL33MICH3LL3]

For step 1: the best feedback when your not paying attention is "Thats crazy"

It works for almost everything...If theyre pissed off "thats crazy", if they found the perfect outfit "Thats Crazy" They feel fat and need to go on a diet "Thats crazy"...its so universal i use it all the time!!

[K3LL33MICH3LL3]

@K3LL33MICH3LL3 Man thats crazy

[nyguarth]

@K3LL33MICH3LL3 ahaha i think that's available for every language the "that's crazy " is universal .

[LuckyChick221]

@K3LL33MICH3LL3 hmmmmmm im slightly suspicious about this man

[Benchpress33]

@K3LL33MICH3LL3 untill they say i love you then ur in shit

[TheLillyFlower1234]

if u lose the thread tell her u hav lost it and ask her to say it again then u really will be listening to her and she will see tht ;) dnt lie bout it cus it will hurt her feelings and she will think u never listen!

[zazalepj]

There Bingo On this video..

[GeminiLove412]

@MegaMotzartfan no offence but he sounds like an asshole :/

[MegaMozartfan]

My boyfriend drags me shopping, tells me to wear makeup, asks me to get more friends, and makes me sandwiches. He's a strange one.

[WinstonSmith6079]

@MegaMozartfan Yeah? So when were you planning on dumping this guy for bring so strange like that?

[never2twice]

The problem with being the perfect boyfriend is that you'll easily be discarded for being "too perfect". Chicks don't want that same boring bloke everyday, they NEED the feeling of not knowing if you'll want to be with them the next day. It's every girl's fear, being alone

[KeeraJordan]

@never2twice Evolutionarily, no one wants to be alone because that means not being able to pass on your genes with a mate.

In reality, lots of people are fine with being alone. But I agree, that uncertainty keeps people on their toes, though it shouldn't cause anxiety all the time.

[daabest1]

what are these.... feelings you speak of?

[WorldTechtv]

The TOP TIP is hilarious. loving this guy's reactions.

[god12251997]

WTF

[wpinklady]

the main thing to be a perfect bf is to not screw around with other women isnt that obvious??

[WinstonSmith6079]

@wpinklady Heh, yeah so one would think.

But aren't you just going to dump a loyal man anyway as quickly as a cheater, if not more quickly?

[reabetheshit]

No guys...or at least MOST...won't do this. :\

[Mynameisaw]

@reabetheshit Of course they won't, because the person in this video is a fucking slave, if you want this then hire a fucking escort, don't expect your partner, whether that be a GF or BF to be your slave and do everything for you

[juiciilucii]

1:58 I'm not gonna lie, I LOVE IT when guys do that!!!!!!!

[GiannicTheGod]

in the bedroom prove that ur a MAN lolzzzz

[MrDtraynor]

LOL 'how to be the perfect girlfriend' got 1,006,293 views, 'how to be the perfect boyfriend' only got 430,543 views, i'm just saying

[justb3ingm01]

Sure this video may have been made by a woman who came out of a bad relationship, however she makes some good points such as "be faithful," "be respectful," and "maintain good hygiene" just saying.

I have NO IDEA how many times I've used the "Wait.. I can't believe that. Say that again in more detail." line or even the "surprise her" tip. They work.

[niksnipez]

omfg i actually play piano :D

[interweboscar]

Wheras I agree that this video is quite sexist I like the way that people are saying "this is sexist and stupid... It must have been made by a woman"

[viewtube0504]

This has seriously creeped me out..

[TheTashiTaylor]

Meh... Women have to try and make a relationship work nowadays, thats why i broke up with my ex :P Single Pringle

[MrJamieJamess]

So this video is basically saying that if a relationship goes wrong then I has to be the mans fault for not doing one of these things!!!! The rules make sense, but I'm just saying that it's not all up to the man to keep the woman happy, it's the womans job too

[SrMiaki]

Yes, right. Probably the women who made this video is looking for another woman and she doesn't realize it... ( joke )

[ertzuiop123]

step one: listen to her. *right clicking another video*

[Caluma122]

@ertzuiop123 Haha lol. This is bullshit. Why is up to us to do everything. Surely it's a suppose to be a comprise?I'll listen to you chat shit all night if you give me a blowy :) And this is probably why I'm still single :P

[zeledge118]

Probably made by a woman whos relationship sucks

[TheMangoesonrun]

I though this would be funny...

[aaaah909]

Is not going to be helpful long term

[aaaah909]

The perfect boyfriend... a woman (according to this). I mean some of this stuff is fair enough, but putting on some bs sensitive act

[TraceyG79]

Lmao as if !!!

[ProShock7]

How To be a perfect girlfreind

Show up naked, bring beer :)

[jayl2910]

The No. 1 rule of dating:

•NEVER BE YOURSELF•

[creed455]

Step 3 be a man

[fluffycheese123]

2:03 LOOOOL

[acdcgnrmotcruerock]

Messing around :(

[MsMelonater]

I thought some bits were funny, other kinda nice! :)

But I never realised how much people would think it's sexist and homophobic!

[fionasowncovers4]

I'm a girl but I agree with the dudes this is very sexist :(

[mikeycraigsluman]

This was obviously made by a woman!!

How do u be a perfect boyfriend to a boy bit sexist and homophobic! Tut tut

[MQplasma]

To bad I'm a player...

[PUnKmySunshine]

I do Alot more than this!

This is fucking sexist

[simon44]

What happened to be yourself? :)

[TheOnlyJenk]

Too much effort involved

[DyslexiaSkucs]

this is really just common sense...

[Tomila91]

"She does it. Why can't you!"

Yeah, seriously, why CAN'T you do that?!

[Tomila91]

"She does it. Why can't you?"

Spot ON!!

Why can't you, guys?!

[ant851114]

cool just need a gf now

[Caluma122]

@ant851114 Lol. Yeah wrong video for that

[zbz999]

Might as well kill ur self while u at it...

[ghosthunter2006]

ahahaha this guy is hillarious

[PR3D3T3RR3R]

WTF! Why did he body slam her at 2:04?

[WinstonSmith6079]

@PR3D3T3RR3R Hehe it is because she loves that hehehe AND because he's about to get the pussy hehehehe That's why hehehe

[J05HM0]

this is actually rather funny.

[gdpunker1281]

Why are the top videos on youtube always lame? So embarassed to be part of this generation.

[WinstonSmith6079]

@gdpunker1281 Hehehe I can't say I blame you for that! hehehehe

[balqis23977]

hikhihkhik hes cute

[adamtuft]

@Emoshons you do realise that this is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek?

[littlesoldiergraba]

what a load of bullshit!

[liquidcrackjuice]

sounds like emma watson talking!

[SH3RIFF187]

1. Hahahaha 2. hahahaha. 3. hahaha

[calcifer050]

okay this is just corporate bullshit... no 2 girls are the fucking same and they all want a different type of guy... to be perfect to one girl is to be a fucking dickhead to most others :) sorry had to get that off my chest... also exactly how much did those actors get paid XD

[scoobyhamster123]

Cheesy.com!

[Mynameisaw]

Any girl who expects this from a boyfriend might as well buy a cat and a vibrator as you aint staying with anyone for longer than a few months...

[alvin1the4chipmunk2]

@Mynameisaw dude dont be an idiot! this is very easy basics of how to treat a woman. if i treat my gf way better than described in this vid

[Mynameisaw]

@alvin1the4chipmunk2 Then you're your girlfriends bitch, a relationship is about an equal partnership, not one person acting like a slave for the other.

[xoxGoddess6]

@Mynameisaw same for the man version of this... either way you're forever alone if you keep such high standards

[nogek]

Great satire!

I hope no one actually took this seriously.

[lilrhodders]

shut up bitch! get your tits out!

[seandethird46]

How to be the perfect girlfriend: 1. Don't be a cunt.. done.

[snowboardergirl4life]

@seandethird46 How to be the perfect boyfriend: Don't be a dick.. done.

[MrDurp96]

@seandethird46 you are an ass

[Angryification]

lol hilarious!

[foreveremo]

i only watch these cause they're hilarious!!

[destinystruth]

LOL @ THE MALE ACTOR.

[sffm2]

no u have to be perfect for each other....nuff said

[CocoMonkeyTV]

now that's just too much effort. This enough to make any dude turn.

[DislocatedDesign]

Yes, it's all about her and, if you're lucky, you might get rewarded. What a pile of turd

[pauliukas95]

never works

[k1ll3r5c07736]

0:38 guy is a gay,

[kendrawhisp]

@Emoshons i think this a joke

[leostomicek]

She is also not the only thing in your life. If she starts, quit her and remember there are more women than men in this world.

[PredatorQuickx]

i like step 4....

[mrjimmyos]

@Emoshons I was gonna keep it up for a few decades but your plan sounds better

[ellomoto231]

is this funny or serius its hard to figure out

[Taxidoors1]

sorry now this is all wrong, a relatsionship is a 2way system its not all about spoiling her, treat her as a equal as in a women . not as ur daughter.

[neeeevis]

have fun with your girlfriend. DONE!!!! ... :/

[JD1010101110]

The phrase I use when i lose the thread is "that would be an ecumenical matter", probably why i haven't been laid in a decade though.

[joel8lyric]

Is it not morally wrong to pretend your interested in something thats very boring?

[Stedman75]

@Emoshons standard...

[Supaduck0]

Acting a different way than normal please your girlfriend is just weak

[MrHolabogalog]

@Supaduck0 its not about acting. its about becoming a better ladys man not a total dick. tbh im sure you where alone today anyway.

[Supaduck0]

@MrHolabogalog for all your trying to point the finger at me, you're the one who comes off as angry and bitter man

[3sixteendays]

Love her friends??? What if there grenades?!?!?!

[cdmharley]

Lol this made me and my girlfriend LOL!!!! brilliant!!!

[russell602]

The last bit about staying loyal is bullshit i did that. my bullshit ex cheated on me. iys girls who have to stay freaking loyal as well and stop walking over men like they can do what they want they have to be loyal to.

[TheArtair]

Hold down the number 5 key.. when they said "give her a call" I didn't know they meant phone sex.

[000widescreen000]

Soo.. let me re title this : How to be a push over

[zx1011]

offer them anal sex - they love that....

[baltabeeb]

:D if it was just that easy...

[Naruto69r]

tell them to fuck off back to the kitchen and make a sandwich!!! i haven't got time for this namby pamby shit lol

[000widescreen000]

@Naruto69r

lmao dam right

[MrSparten777]

To all men be yourself's! don't be fake! relationships should be 50% equal. Example: you cook one day, then she cooks, she goes down on you, you go down on her.etc. This video sucks. A good women would want you to be happy to.

[kokosz33]

Men we screwed up everything. 300 years ago the world was ours. Now the world belongs to wemen. And now you have to be a perfect boyfriend/husband. Men who gave wemen woiting rights should be shot. Too bad they are dead already bastards

[Annergize]

@Emoshons That's the only way anyone every marries a man.

And please, farting and being unhygienic is vile. For your own sake at least, be clean.

[spiffcorgi]

@Emoshons Well yes once you explained yourself I now agree with you. I left another comment myself saying that this video is redundant anyway so I agree with that too. Happy Valentine's Day <3

[PodgeHenry]

2.03 ha 

[MceroNy]

she does it why cant you? lol we might roll in mud and get sweaty but women are naturally dirty....come on eAT ME

[TehDarkWolf]

How to be a perfect women.

Step 1) Be quite, and stay in the kitchen.

[zixerqwert]

This video's commentary is just aweful. Since when does talking like a robot make us understand better.. it's too patronising.

[spiffcorgi]

I honestly thought this video was gonna be a jokey one. But no, it's another self help guide to explain the freaking obvious to the vast array of idiots in our society. I'll throw something else into the mix "If you want to be a good boyfriend, don't always shoot her in the eye when she refuses to swallow, only occasionally for LOLs".

[spiffcorgi]

@Emoshons No this video is about understanding and loving someone else enough to know that they don't want you to ignore them when they talk, they want you to listen and remember their stories and get on with their friends. If you can't do any of these basic things then you, my friend, will be alone FOREVER.

[aylix89]

sad thing is that no man does this

[killomillionaire]

i am going to do the exact opposite of this video.

[solidusnakeify]

what a load of bollocks this is.

i do what i want in a relationship (besides cheat), if she has a problem with me going to the gym, me being emotionally distant then she can fuck off and find someone else