Sgt. Johnson and Duke Nukem Get Into A Fight

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

Johnson would win because he knows what the ladies like...ladies like armor plattening.

[OverjoyedCheeseTV]

@SpartanForgeWorld300  But armor plating is for pissies

[3Dacdc]

nukem would kick his ass



[GeneralRonnie98]

its duke nukem because he would blow up an entire country if they stole his cheetos so duke is ot to be fucked around with

[mrhalo635]

black man

cigar

funny what else can you ask for?

[WithinThePower]

lmfao wtf! 1:19

[hybridpsycho]

How you can even compare these two is an insult to the Duke

[1MichealMyers]

And duke has never died so fuck jhonson!

[pjester08]

I love this video, this is freaking hilarious :)

[michaelerikson33]

"You kids at home, be safe. When you put down that video game and actually go live your lives, don't go to the library." Haha!

[ronnie346]

johnson only dies once dats wut he said he only will die then get back up and beet duke nukem with a How To know what the ladies like book ed 20,399

yes thats alot of knowledge about women

[Anakin8th]

@ronnie346 And duke can't die!!!

[SuperPaintball27]

who is duke nukem

[Fluffer4Fun]

@SuperPaintball27 you serious?

[SuperPaintball27]

@Fluffer4Fun ya

[SuperPaintball27]

@Fluffer4Fun he must be important cus johnson would kick his ass

[Fluffer4Fun]

@SuperPaintball27 Nigga you crazy

[SuperPaintball27]

@Fluffer4Fun you know im black right mother fucker

[Fluffer4Fun]

@SuperPaintball27 nigga i dont care your still crazy

[SuperPaintball27]

@Fluffer4Fun ok sorry for rooting for my favorite game didnt no it was against the law or anything

[Fluffer4Fun]

@SuperPaintball27 haha calm down mr.anal

[SuperPaintball27]

johnson would kick his ass with or without a gun

[Krirror]

I don't know who would win this fight... But I'm as sure as fuck that the world would never be the same!

[sweettooth80]

lol i like johnson hes funny as hell XD

[Squad1993]

PENDULUM :DDD

[nitro836]

Sorry i can't hear ya with my **** in my mouth.

[Burgerboy58]

cake is a lie lol

[cuppajoesugar]

Duke wins always wins

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

[threl88]

KICK ASS MUSIC INTRO!!!!

also Great vid!

[cb19882000]

master chief sounds like an imposter who needs his assed kick life is like box of ammo

[cottenbaler]

after johnson said duck, duke shoulda used his headshot scripted cheater line

[DarkAspire]

@cottenbaler You're right. I shoulda put that D: Woulda been awesome.

[WorldWalker128]

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sorry, Sgt Johnson is cool, but The Duke would have nuked him.

[gameragodzilla]

the two greatest alien ass kickers of all time. guess they were fighting over who gets to kill those pesky aliens. lol

[clanorange66]

LOL HILARIOUS

[babishamgirl]

some of these phrases are sooo famililar.....

THIS CAN ONLY END TWO WAYS AND IN BOTH OF THEM YOU DIE!

[Napalmxxx2]

I always wanted to know who would win in a fight between Duke Nukem and Sgt Johnson

[DarkAspire]

It's simple. The room that they were in simply could not contain the amount of awesome, so the world would blow up.

Thus resulting in everyone dead. Good job they live in different time frames.

[Napalmxxx2]

didnt duke nukem write the book on alien ass kicking anyway?

[DarkAspire]

Yes, yes he did.

[Napalmxxx2]

it was either duke nukem or doom that wrote the book on alien ass kicking while wolfenstien 3d was the grandfather to every FPS out there. ask yourself this: how is it that a game like Wolfenstien 3d had pretty bad graphics yet halo 3, doom 3, and half-life had graphics that kinda made the game look extremely real.

[MercenaryX21]

And Sgt Johnson took that book and added to it, took that books, and started to beat to death aliens like no tomorrow.

[TheLegitReaper]

@DarkAspire It was passed on down to john nukem norris spartan 117. :P

[Krirror]

@Napalmxxx2 Yes, Duke wrote the book, but Johnson improved it.

[fmcc0904]

@Napalmxxx2 I don't remember the aliens he fought being able to glass an entire planet.

[Napalmxxx2]

@fmcc0904 that was AFTER Duke's time dude.

[fmcc0904]

@Napalmxxx2 Someone hasn't heard of DNF, apparently.

[Napalmxxx2]

@fmcc0904 apparently someone hasnt taught you not to make assumptions, I was one of the people who waited for over 12 years for it.

[fmcc0904]

@Napalmxxx2 Apparently someone also lacks a life for a (by today's standards) subpar game to capture their attention for so long.

[Napalmxxx2]

@fmcc0904 apparently someone needs to have YOU evaluated by professionals for your lack of understanding on good things, graphics dont make games dumbass.

[fmcc0904]

@Napalmxxx2 And I wasn't even referring purely to the graphics. Sanctimonious imbecile.

[DarkArbiter626]

actually, since johnson just gets back up after u kill him he would win. LOL!

[ScreaminAspire]

That has just made my week. ROFL !!!!!!!!!

After that you deserve Sgt. Johnson!!!!

I'MA GONNA RIP OUT YA SPINE AND CHOKE YOU WITH IT !

[DarkAspire]

You kids at home, be safe. When you put down that video game and live out your life, don't go to the library.

[Randomlad12]

how did you get all that speech from the two of them?!

[DarkAspire]

Around the youtubes.

[Randomlad12]

coolll

[AmericasAvenger]

Lol

[UnfixedJew]

LOL i made a gamertag called jewaspire :)

[DarkArbiter626]

That was funny! Great job! P.S. Sorry abouth the xbox 360! I hope you kept your hardrive.

[DarkAspire]

Cheers :] I kept it.

[DarkArbiter626]

That's good. At least you don't need to beat halo or any other games you played again. =]

[DarkAspire]

Oh thank the lawd, because if I had to I would cry.

[LightAspire]

LOL. That's is awesome.