Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs

[lolmonster1997]

26 people are US soldiers.

[madbaum]

i play this at xmas for my family

[madbaum]

i play this at xmas for my family

[LeekoKat]

omg.. so funny... found the ringtone, but afraid to set it, since I work on base...

[ArmourHalloween]

OK, on the last day of school this year, when everybody is talking bout Christmas I`m going to get a whole bunch of friends & do a damn flash mob using this song

[jobros17]

to 25 who dislike this video

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!

[kcaj1997]

i got 2 bomb 25 people

[FatefulGamer]

''Where are the vigrins bin laden promised me'' ROFL!

[DemoDick115]

merry christmas

[NeoShadowtale]

nice song but shouldnt he be singing a little faster?? and put some lyrics on

[Wolf6068]

@NeoShadowtale sorry man

this is the speed :P

[diediedie97]

SILENCE! Night is a great song

[vincemikyle1]

we dont need 2 download it

[missblackberry9911]

this song is well funny - my mum is getting well annoyed with it cuz i keep singing it!

[1998kaitlyn]

Me and my bff sing this at school. We can't remember the rest of this song so, she replaces it with: "I don't know the rest of the song so I will kill you." So I'm mabye gonna write this song for her as a Christmas presant so me and her can annoy the heck out of poeple if she sings it with me!!

[gotome123]

lol ppl at school sing this song

[trumpetguy3039]

Lol.

[superstat8]

i love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got through check point a but not through check point b that's when i got shot in the ass by the us military !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[basketballchick93]

hahaha thats rite!!

[nicokriss1]

good!

[dahoodsta08]

hahaha the best

[Willix2100]

Where are all the virgins that Bin laden promist me ooooh

[kadjienlisaogadi]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah super

[MrsCrissAngel1619]

u use zamzar 2?? haha i thought i was the only one! lol

I LOVE ACHMED!!!!!!! HES AMAZING

[nilsg92]

me to

[kutekc]

jingle bombs jingle bombs

[Cindii1412]

i love this song

[ikesmash97]

This is one of my favorite parts ^_^

My other Favorite Part is when he says "SILENCE I - *Feet mess up* Oh god, not this crap again..."

[fffgfifjftjftuj]

ROFL and LMFAO

[13rubgydom]

very good lol no offencne to talibans tho

[robloxrulez64]

lololololol

[themonsta2008]

everyone needs 2 stop sayin shit 2 me. someone got on my account and said negative shit. i think jeff dunham is a genious.

[smexihardcore]

This Is Soooo Funny !!

[MP3CFan]

omg i this is fucken funny i think my nuts are falling off!

[lizzyboo97]

i know it all off by heart :P

[ruestsummers]

not funny

[smellmellsk8]

you think nothing is funny lol

[GuyCrazyForever]

haha this is hilarous

[iluvNickJonashesHOTT]

now i know where these 2 boys in my class were getting it from todaynwe had to sit in order of our fave christams song and they both said jingle bombs

[themonsta2008]

this video is stupid who ever made it up it is ridiculis

[GOAWAYxD]

you are ridiculis.

[hyuggaDan]

It was your dad who made it up

[jamesp121234]

looks to me like you dont have a sence of humor.....

[TAK2789]

pmsl. jeff dunham is amazing like. so funny :L:L:L

[drmonkeybut]

pmsl

[xDCFxKID]

Lmao

[rtardofacting12]

my nuts keep falling off-rofl!

[fffgfifjftjftuj]

rofl

[Tabitha1354]

XDDD Me and my friend just got done making christmas cookies...demented ones at that,now were listening to this. XDD W-w-WAGHHHH!!!

[PoofyDude12]

i know the whole thing now this is awsome

[Dronnie456]

type in to google dvdvideosoft and open the link and you can download anything off youtube!!!no viruses and its absolutely free!!!!

[greenpark55]

jingle bombs jingle bombs i used to be a man but thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off dont laugh at me cuz im dead or i killll you

[cavlovichbrat4life]

i love this song!!!!!!

[allstarcookie13]

I THINK I GOT SCREWED.....WERE THE HELL ARE ALL THE VERGIONS THAT HE PROMISED ME? I KILL U!!! lmao

[cheeseball9000]

*virgins

[mysaliormoon66]

i can't stop singing it every1 thinks im anoyying but this song is just awsome yea

[DannyDee23]

LOL!!

[sirduke489]

great song lol

[darkmage0wnage]

it is really popular at my school too

[sma9401]

this is like the most popular thing at my school... jr. high!! it's like the most funny thing ever!!! i kill you!

[fairysrule1234]

thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off! ha ha ha!

[rewind360]

its my ring tone

[trivtrav011]

thats cool how did get it

[rewind360]

i recorded it

[bethaniepaige94]

mu gosh i love this song

silence i KILL YYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

[Megs1004]

Fuckin great song. SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!

[jamieturner80]

F-ing FUNNY!!!! Silence I kill U!!

[wackofliperblaber]

lol this is great

[ps3master50]

Fuckin funny

[englandrbrill]

why dont u like it then

[ladude9]

oh..Dashing through the sand, with a bomb straped to my back, I have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq..

I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B, that's when i got shot in the *** by the U.S. Military.

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see. Where are all those virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Ohh..

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, your soldiers shot me dead. The only thing i have left is this towel upon my head.

[ladude9]

I used to be a man, but every time i cough, thanks to uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done, i need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a conveinient store night clerk. Ohh..

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, i think i got screwed.. Don't laugh at me because i'm dead or I KILL YOU!!

[AnEminemStan]

@ladude9 I keel you

[EmoLove1321]

love this song

[XxcompleteterrorxX]

amazing

[NickJonasBayee]

l o l dis is bare jokes silence i kill yoou

[dillonflynn8]

it is kk

[dillonflynn8]

good dude

[danb12333]

luv this song

[krystaljay10210]

jingle balls

[gildor99]

Dashing through the sand

With a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan

For Christmas in Iraq

[gildor99]

I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the xxx by U.S. military

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

[gildor99]

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

[onemanarmy675]

lol

[ryananderson280195]

cool

[renatogilaj97]

skyblue110 is right

[skyblue110]

thank you. thank you very much. i am right. i always am

[Barrbossa]

rrrriiiiiigggghhhhttt... of course you do lol

[renatogilaj97]

Jingle Bombs Jingle Bombs mine bloow up ya see my nuts fall off LOL

[skyblue110]

My Fave Parts In Jingle Bombs:

Ive gone through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

Thats when I got shot in the ass

By the US military!

I used to be a man,

But every time I cough

Thanx to Uncle Sam

MY NUTS KEEP FALLING OFF!!

thanx guys

[skyblue110]

i rock

[Ajaguar14]

or I KILL YOUUUUUU, I KILL YOU! lol

[Adrunkpotato]

lol

[marbig223]

haa my friend is the only person who knows the lyrics!!!! so tanx for da lyrics... XD

I think I got screwed

[StingrayNate]

merry chirstmas.... I KILL YOU lol

[freakoutlikeyou]

lol that was so funney

[wwerules5555]

this is funny

[Kaszalot9000]

I got trow check point A but not trow chek point B then wen i got shot in ASS buy US Military :D :D :D :D :d Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha THAT ROCK

[armaggedon89]

i got through check plate A, but not through check plate E, that's when i got shot in the Ass by the US Military

[GonerFromLove]

i got through checkpoint A but not past checkpoint B, that's when i got shot in the ass by the US Millitary

[Thatsrightwalkaway]

Thats the best song ever

[XxcryforhelpxX]

lmfao

love it

[raping5000]

OMG AWESOME so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =}

[tomskie01]

mint

[amable277]

nice lol

[samtree01]

lol

[3ta0d]

fuck me this is so ace

[Beprotja]

that rocks ;D

[christians4eva]

he is amazing

[sander123s]

Freaking awesome(H)

[skater5989]

that was fucking funny!

[zezima13245]

AWESOME

[GSDx4xLIFE]

weres the lyrics then

[Sigmork]

Who said anything about lyrics?

[mangotangoluver]

LMFAO this is so funny!!! my friend keeps singing dis

[Hehi96]

U RULE ROL!!!!!!!:~)

[Yondaime024]

HAHAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY!

5/5

[InsaneKidz13]

i went carroling with this man

[Lany786]

SOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[TIKIMetal]

that download trick actually works with ANY youtube video... right?

[jake22697]

achmed if i had a chance to meet ya i would let you sing at my house hahahhaha

[GDubes]

this was live in hartford i wuz derre funny stuff-

[SiberianTiger99]

lol SILENCE night

[besthostever]

his favorite carol is SILENCE night

[spike332007]

I SURE YOU THAT I'AM GOING TO SING THIS CAROL NEXT CHRISTMAS :D:D:D Love JEFF DUHNAM!

[Scortch62]

LoL xD U need to record that maan :D

[102wrighty102]

hope u carol at my house it would be so funny

[bluecheif88]

nice editing

i love this video

[brakke1996]

haha gingle boms o gingle boms

this is very funny

xxx bram

[beckdawg13]

I like this video. It is funny

[jhoncenamania]

achmed is the best

[Razamal52]

lol XD i love achmed!!! the greatest song ever has been made!! XD

[pizza147]

the song in the world :D:D:D

[bazzdabom]

almost the best song ever

[davidmc12307]

ackmed is the funnyist thing ever man !!!!!!

[trev9746]

I know i watched the sdpark of insanity it was halarius

[bullyboy1863]

i get to see this guy live in buffalo in April its gunna be amazing! good video.

[imdaman1usee]

lucky

[gpgerbera]

jeff is very funny

[lentora14]

its amazing

[Breahtless]

OMFG....That's hilarious

[jesperwawa]

its a nice song but, too bad cliped/edited for me... then i like the orginal better.

[deadlyfallen]

All he seems to have done was take out the long pauses.

[CBfan44]

lol..luv it

[mykseee]

i love this vid...its awesome..and i doesnt stop at all...im not from usa so maby i writed it wrong..

[chopedandsectioned]

where r all the virgins bin laden promised me

[guitarriffjack]

the funnyest chrismas sond in a long while lol

[ilkhanislak]

pretty nice editing and that website in your video is pretty handy also. thank you man

[lolerskater13]

lol thats friggin hilarious

[Sigmork]

It does stop, I quickly edited out all the laughter to keep it a complete song, I wasn't trying to make it perfect. Anyway this is coming from a user with no videos at all in his account. Maybe you should use more of your time doing something creative rather than leaving rubbish comments on peoples videos?

[wytska]

This is awsome fun!

[JuicyxPassion]

ooh jingle bombs jingle boms i think i got screwed.. Don't laugh at me because i'm dead or i'll kill youuuu...

I KILL YOU! xD

LMFAO

[cold054]

super its the new achmed ViDeO

[Darkartslanz]

I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B now that's where I got shot in the ass by the US military...

[dustiloma]

omg i love this so much

[wiwiwicked]

fantastic! i almoust died becuase of laughing.

[RndomGrlz2]

lol this is new

[Smileymiss15403]

lol

[hasu0109]

=))))))))):))))))0

jingle bombs jingle bombs i think i got screwed, dont laugh at me becuase i wil kill uuuu =))

[mtgcnv67]

LMFAO

[mastermaster5]

whr r all de virgns dat [] laden promised me

[Lucasabe]

Now it reallt feels like x-mas

[LLuKKa1992]

where are all rhe virgins that bin ladn promissed me