Lock, Stock Part 2

[teaclipper29]

Its so fucking petty of Google/Youtube to take down the first 10min clip of this classic and try and ruin everyones viewing experience. Same with these SOPA cunts, just another bunch of petty, whiney wankers who want a monopoly and cant handle the free market competition they always bang on about being so revolutionary! Moneygrabbing bastards! Fuck them and Fuck Google for becoming so fucking gay!!!!!

[Fulgore2005]

Seeing the geezer on fire at 9:26-30 never fails to make me laugh.

[MCFCRuss]

why the fuck is there English subtitles

[TheARMAProductions]

@MCFCRuss Believe it or not some foriegners find it hard to understand the cockney accent. I've seen comments from South east Asians saying they find it hard to understand. God knows what they'd think of the Scouse/Geordie accent lol

[MCFCRuss]

@TheARMAProductions my mate went to America and watched Trainspotting over there n that had subtitles, so yes i can understand your piont lol

[jamese397]

chill winstan

[aggouri1000]

lol



[aggouri1000]

great movie

[JanuaryThe1st2015]

The link to part 1 in the description doenst work, but part 1 is on this channel: EIREGUNNERS

[arsenalcox526]

06:15 - 07:45 funny as fuck hahaha

[slytown]

"I've just spent 220 quid on my hair. If you think I'm putting a stocking over it you're very much mistaken."

[bertxo]

Thanks for the subs, I can't understand a word. Which kind of slang are the speaking, cockney?

[Arrested101]

@bertxo Cockney and rhyming slang - Very London-based stuff as Guy Ritchie is known for :)

[david292978]

instead of saying retarded shit like "rip part 1", you people should just get bit torrent, and go to piratebay org and download the fucking dam movie FOR FREE. and it takes an hour to do that.

[malot]

Part 1. Noooooo T_T

[uzfederalgaz]

Anybody knows the name of the background song on a 5th minute, when they are sitting in JD's bar?

[ecstass]

Those two monkeys are the best in the whole movie..LOL

[D119heavy]

R.I.P. Part 1

We all miss you

[Duenas411]

Thanks alot for giving the artist names + songs with this bud, been lookin for interesting music

[Molestify]

@Duenas411 the song is spooky by atlantic rhythem section, but this is a cover, a pretty cool one too, the original is a guys voice not a girls

[LightingWay]

@gunnedskull part 1 was deleted please upload again if you can

[mattyasasas]

The Hardest Cunt In The Film Is Lenny Mclean Who Plays Barry

[MrDummy566]

Where is part 1?

[HetmanWielkiKoronny7]

- Fucking northen monkeys

- I hate these fucking southern farries hahahahahaha

[Orangebike666]

I am just curious why some people need the English subtitles? I am from the U.S. the best part of watching these movies was having to see it over and over again finding more and more funny shit, and if it wasn't for movies like this I would have a hard time watching Top Gear and playing Fifa 10 online. lol

[JCVDFan1]

............…right, where were we?

[Parky2oo7]

what the fuck do we know about antiques?

[robertstokes52]

Someone fill me in on what happend in part 1?

[trixter1996]

comical scousers

[rebeliza]

the bouncer on the door's the hardest guy in the whole film,an Irish boxing champion!

[dangko1]

classic, you don't look like your average hortif f***in culturalist :)

[chrisnasif]

apparently if we 'dislike' the video, it won't be found and taken down

[roses11west]

where is part 1?

[verzeda]

'You dont look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean, Willie'

Oh snap! haha

[lopatnik]

Gotta say Chris at least knows what to teach his son, concerning language.

[trevdiggz]

Cool out!

[royroy333]

you went out six hours ago to but a money counter, and you come back with a semi conscious Gloria, and a bag of fertiliser? ALARM BELLS ARE RINGING WILLIE...!

[Panesthesia]

Subtitles? LMAO!

[MrMorg19]

The narrator is Brick Top from Snatch isn't it? (aka Grab lol)

[themightyken2010]

chill winston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magnusp900]

whats the song at 2:57

[britdemo]

@magnusp900 the boss by james brown...........it said in the subtitles

[trevdiggz]

where the fuck is part one, be wholesome or dont do shit at all!!!!!!!!

[veeresh103]

don't be a twat there is link in the sidebar!

[themusicmaster27]

@trevdiggz some dickhead flagged it dickhead

[southsideroy]

whoever flagged this is a fuckin faggot

[TheWilliamcale]

werd lets go lookin fer the puff!

[corkguy09]

@southsideroy.. i did nigguh

[MrCommentz]

"If it looks old, its worth money. Simple." lmao!!

[Dennis071186]

Sting!?

[cdwordsworth26]

is it bricktop narrating

[razorbacksuckerfish]

aye

[LucySkyz]

Yes it is

[Adrillius]

Wow, the burning man...

Lol.

[peteg391]

lock stock, the fuckin lot

[DWaq32]

Right, where was we?

[M0rL33Y]

"he's not poor he's got over a monkey in his wallet, fucking hell John You go round with that in your pocket" haha Love That Kidd Pure Class

[itsawooha]

BOOOBS

[shatterskull666]

i love john lennons son in this movie, perfect part for him

[anveedi]

what?? which one is he?

[scrote12345]

What are you on about? He is not in it you fool.

[scope68]

which character is john lennons son? please answer back

[scottyboi07uk]

lenny mclean

[Rhiantaylor]

Lock Stock... the Fucking lot lol

[okasurt]

A Semi Conscious Gloria !

[topbluffa1]

lol

[chokladsmaken]

anyone know what the name of the song is in the begining? =)

[AberdeenTroop94]

Junior Murvin- Police and Thieves

[chokladsmaken]

thanks :)

[topbluffa1]

watch him sing it on top of the pops its funny.

[rtarbinar]

it's police and thieves by junior murvin, i think.

[ChainsmokingPothead]

northern monkeys -I hate these southern fairies.

[ellis9020]

hold on..

hold onto your fucking tongue and i'll hold onto my patience haha

[lifesupportsystem]

what the fuck do we know about antiques

[Headache721]

chill winston!

[themightycelestial]

Everybody can just go right straight to hell!!!!!!!!

[ChainsmokingPothead]

we're already there so that went fast ;)

[LOBBIEB]

WOW man calm down everyone just enjoy the movie! sheeesh hu cares!

[superflymozartguy]

I love it when uneducated people on youtube throw out wha little knowledge they have of the world at large and are sostubborn they won't realize that they are just plain and simple wrong. I have already gave my points for the arguement and when said people stop playing around with their dicks in their hands actually go and study the subkect and have enough knowledge to teach it, then come back and see me until then SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[Dessan01]

Lol and I love sad little cunts on youtube sounding off, because they think it makes up for having an unfeasibly small cock. Shut the fuck up you silly twat, no one is even slightly interested in anything you have to say.

[superflymozartguy]

Wow, I like how the biggest insult you throw back is about how small a cocK I have... have you seen it? I think someone else is trying to hide their own small cock issues thanks anyway if you're not interested then simple...don't reply dickhead!

[themassivebastard]

LOL you destroyed him

[0oo11oo0]

WHY U PUT SUB TITLES ON U FAT FUK

[stadskrigarn]

CHILL WINSTON!

[phreak761]

Fuck sake man why did you put sub titles on it totally destroys it.

[killamandem]

why the phuck subtitles

[gellis2007]

Hold on to your tongue and i will hold on to my patience okay sunny?

Classic

[hotgirlsdo]

Whats the name of the song at 4:54.

Really funny when it gets to 3:40 to 4:48.

[demonfister]

I could spend a week in their grow room!

[stealingyou]

only a week!? :S

XD

[ashleyhinchcliffe]

Does anyone know what the trumpet music is call that plays when it shows harrys sex shop?

[Fairhyly]

Oh thanks a lot for this movie, and even more for the subtitles

[omyl747]

Love Ed's accent :-)

[mhamzak]

what happened to part 1?

[shado802]

theres a link for it in the info

[nettieisastar]

love it!

[cyrax987]

Are you seriously complaining about subtitles to a person that just uploaded the movie for free for you to watch?

[Kolajer]

Moreover, some of us suck at Brittish English, so those subs do a world of help.

[purefuckingmetal006]

British english is not a language you tit. It is just English.

[superflymozartguy]

Sorry but you're wrong, there are two classifications British English, and American English. Most second language students learn American English unless they are taught by a Native English Teacher from Britian. I know Because I'm an English teacher from England Teaching in Hong Kong.

[purefuckingmetal006]

So you are accepting that when a couple of different words are incorporated into an already established language, this is a totally different langauage. England colonised America, and the Americans were decendents of british and other colonial powers. I have never heard of an American defining their language as American English in a formal conversation.

[superflymozartguy]

Whether or not you have heard an American define their own language as such is still not evidence enough that the difference does exist, and believe me it's more than just a couple of words, an example is why do you think Americans need translations of soe books like Harry Potter? There is a distinction and it IS recognised by Cambridge University and the British counsulate, which are the ruling bodies (at least here) on the classification and certification of the English language.

[Dessan01]

Well you just sound like a twat to me. Americans bastardised the English language

[superflymozartguy]

Well you sound like a prick to me but that's my opinion. I tell you what why don't you write back when you have something more useful to say yeah?

[heyeverybodyshappy]

You just don't know what you're talking about. Go on Microsoft word and change your language settings. English (UK), English (US).

[redsirens09]

That would be Microsoft the American company yeah?! Hmmm. English people found and colonised the country. Subsequently that country adopts the English language as well as many cultural values, and even adaptations of our sports. It is ENGLISH, so fuck you.

[Gumbydunzeeto]

British and American English are both dialects of Standard English. I'm studying Linguistics so I know. :P

[tathya7]

thanks for sharing this movie! because the other person who uploaded this vid, we have to add her as friend first in order to watch the other parts.

T_T, seriously.

[AWAXHAROLD]

looool

[unseenForces]

wat happened to part 1??

[whodeyslim00]

killer movie

[elitezombieslayer129]

whats a monkey?

[junkyjoel]

£500

[LondonForever75]

It still makes me laugh to this day,

"This is one of thos high powered jobs in it?",

Smack!

"What the fucking ellllll",

Smack!

"You mind your language in front of the boy!" LOL

"I've got some bad news for you John"

[LondonForever75]

How the fuck did you get away with posting the whole video??????

Top shot, absolutely fucking marvelous my old chap! lol

[SeanyFuckingG]

"Shotgun's, you mean gun's that fire shots?". "Oh, you must be the brain's. Fucking Northern Monkey's.

[666dooley]

"i hate these fuckin southern fairies"

lol =P

[I2like2eatpies]

Damn straight SCOTISH FOR LIFE NIGGA :)

[henkbress]

nigga? Ooh yeah now i remember, a scotsman is just a nigga turned inside out

[TheBigBeavis]

lol a man on fire runs out of the bar screaming and they still go inside.

[ryan2k99]

what song is this

[marchonus]

police and thieves, the clash did a cover too

[mescalero78]

yeah, love the clash version. best white reggae bind ever imo

[vermitsana]

Oh, cannot find the first part. help please...

[brostedfutts]

In the comment retard

[vermitsana]

sheni dedas shesca virma, she kargmotynulo.

[SMAKEDmt]

'shot guns?...what like guns that fire shots'

[Robrero89]

you don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

Amazing.

[BackRockDelta]

brilliant quality

[NorthenMonkey92]

Fackin northern monkeys

[SCE2AUX]

...fookin soothen faeries.

[Jon240986]

wheres part one?

[elfranko81]

i cant find it either... :(

[dmandman333]

it says it in the description bit lol.. you two dont look very hard do u!

[RealDefentertainment]

watch?v=aYinOhFIVps&feature=re­lated

[RealDefentertainment]

I watched it yesterday but today i can`t find it for some reason

[RealDefentertainment]

oh jus found it but it`s from someone else

watch?v=aYinOhFIVps&feature=re­lated

[lizziewoo]

whats the song after the stripper club?

[nineteen80sick]

i fukin dig the weed growers intro to the movie... "CHILL WINSTON!!"

[nicolien91]

dexter fletcher <3

[clubslaben]

this is fucking rediculous!!!!!!! who the hell needs English subtitles for an english movie!!!!!!!!!

bet its for those dumb fuck americans

[afroelfish]

No mate. It's for the deaf!

[sethadams2831]

lol ur a fookin dumbass

[heartlesshind1123]

retard

[Slayer100]

haha, it makes it even funnier, the fact he can't spell.

[gelatoalpuffo]

well, what about all of us who don't speak enlgish so well?

...you weren't serious, were you?

[willyscj]

subtitles for cockney!!! fluppin great

[luke864]

CLASSIC

[superbluestar]

Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices, we steal cars. What the fuck do we know about antiques mate?! Lol those guys are funny!

[02riacro03]

where is the first part?

[KateAteSkate]

look at your right (in the description!)

[alteerego]

THANKS for the subtitle.

[philgunner]

chill winston

[ott67]

we need fertilizer Winston!

[Rembrantai]

lol Winstons the man

[ESCOXTC]

winston is fucking annoying. little homo.

[STRINGMAGICK]

GunnedSkull is a girl! :) Thats very cool. Thank you, Skull, for the upload.

[francoismoss]

cool.

[DanielC1012]

i have the strange suspicion we should've been rocket scientists, or noble peace prize winners..

[thedirtydeltas]

Carrying a a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer you don't look like your average horti-fuckin culturist!LOL

[happychump]

chill winston

[bcfc87francis]

Chill Winston lol

[faulkna]

british movies are allways the best

[hrsh116]

you luv are a massive legend!!!

[Lnknprk93]

brit movies fucking rock! ur the man bro, thanx

[gunnedskull]

i'm a girl!! but you're welcome. :D

[Lnknprk93]

o sry bout that =]

[kayaksta]

Gunnedskull you're the man!!! thanks