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  • Awww.. I forgot how funny you are, and that it's been 2 years since I've last seen your videos. This one randomly popped up on my recommendation list, it makes me glad you haven't deleted them from your account.

    Hope you're doing well!

  • made me laugh as always <3

  • i had that to here in canada!! isep if you don't do that they throw you out of the store

  • i can remember my friends and i thinking the build-a-bear ladies were nuts when i was a 5-year-old. i think that says something.

  • are u like gay

  • This is one of my all-time favorite videos of yours. Makes me laugh every time! Really, really? :)

  • Hahaha! I used to work at Build a Bear and I had different "heart ceremonies" for different people. If there was an older person (like yourself) without a kid, it was just something quick like "Rub it on your heart, give it a kiss aaaand we're good!" Sounds like you just had someone who took their job really seriously. Lame :P

  • 1:55 to a 2:02

    "uh... I'm not doing that"

    lmfao

  • Hahah! I completely agree with this! It's soooo awkward there...

  • HAHA ok now this is rly funny n reading everyones comments is crackin me up cuz i actually work at BABW and no we're not crazy! just doing our job... lol and i'd just like to say that wen u go to BABW ur in a kids store, we don't care how old u r we're gonna treat u like a kid! lol and we are obligated to perform a heart ceremony with each guest making an animal whether they want to or not we have to try to get u to... lol (but i usually don't do n e thing too embarrassing for the older ppl lol)

  • the chick was all cool then she was like "rub it on your nose ear mouth eyes and hug it i was like dude WTF i thought you were going to let me go without doing it!!

  • My Sister's 16 And They Made Her Do All That Crap When She Went. XD

  • ahhh i had to do that with my 8 year old cousin

    it was like in front of a bunch of people too

    and the lady was like "okay now give your love to the bear's heart " and i just said uhh no... no thanks and that lady i swear gave me the evilest eye i have ever seen.

  • I love you! I don't even know you, but I know I want to have your babies with the uterus that I do not have.

  • haha my brother almost had to do this when he got me a bear a few years ago. it was a ballerina too. when the lady told him to jump 3 times he just looked at my dad and asked if he had to do it and when my dad said he didnt have to the lady was confused and shocked. build a bear is crazy!

  • hahaha i remember doing that with the heart. all i had to do was kiss it and rub it. :D <3

  • I only had to do that to. God I was lucky ^_^

  • Since my sister and I were 5 we have collected 14 build-a-bears. Our last one was at a surprise bday party of my best friend [it was supposed to be a 'reminiscent' party - going back to the old days] and I literally told the lady to skip the crap and stuff the bear. -_-

  • its more like $50

  • Really...really...really?

    So NG Stevie. So NG.

    Wasn't Build-A-Bear on Oprah??

  • Haha! So true, I got my friend one for her birthday last week and had to go through the whole spiel. I'm 24 she's 22, even the little kids were laughing at me

  • Awesome...what is build-a-bear?

  • this is beyond funny.

    this is hilarious.

  • haha you're hilarious ! (:

  • No I thought about it and think you ARE the funniest fab 5 xoxo

  • I love your editing Stevie. Your by far the funniest fab 5, well your a tie with Tyler but not Greg he is so far behind you both it's so funny! but Greg is hot and cute as and I love his vids too. Can you tell me what program you and Tyler use? it looks like you both have the same one! am I right?

    anyhows keep pumping out new vids cause you rock!

    Love always Guy xoxo

  • oh my god .. haha..

  • i remember goin to a birthday party there in like 1st grade and that is exactly what they said i was like seriousy?? wtf.

  • i have a build a bear and im 10

  • oh gosh i know that feeling too well they make u do all this crap the only fun part is putting the fluff inside

  • oh god i had the same experience! They didn't dumb it down AT ALL. They made my friend and I do everything from the wishing on the heart to getting the bear a birth certificate. By the end i wanted to die! very good rendition of the horror of build a bear.

  • boo you. stevie's amazing.

  • lol i work at build a bear in the UK and we're so much more toned down than what you see on all these videos of experiences at build a bear in America.Seriously,we just kinda think its rude to keep pushing and pushing when someone's clearly uncomfortable.

  • BAHHAAAAAAHAA!!

    woh left the crakers out?? U LEFT THE CRAKERS out!!

    KISS THE bear and give the bear love!!!

    bahhaaahaa!! this is hilaroius

  • haha i went to build a bear today with my friends cuz my boyfriend was getting me one, and they didnt make me do the heart crap!!!!!!! haha then all my friends were like why didnt you make her do the heart dance??? it was funny

  • i work there in the uk and i agree, although with some of the stores ive been to its toned down

  • hahaha! i got offered a job there

  • I have been to build a bear and the person did not act like that.

  • I work at Build A Bear and this is the FUNNIEST video I have ever seen! Thanks for making my day! I can't wait to go to work tomorrow!

  • where has kimmy been lately?

  • i love my build a bear lol! :)

  • OMG! I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!! I ALMOST WET MYSELF LAUGHING! I have gone to build a bear and pat the heart.... because of this video i will NEVER buy a ballerina... THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP!

  • They're probably required to do it by corporate or something. Like if a manager catches an employee talking to you like an adult, they get written up for ruining the atmosphere and get sent away for reprogramming.

  • omg i i love this video stevie i love you

  • LOL i actually did all that crap when i got my bear XD...

  • NG lol loves it

    i think this vid is VG very good

  • lol!!!rofl!!!

  • Haha. I work there. The job sucks.

    Making other people share in our embarassment is the only fun we get to have.

    No one actually takes the job seriously. At the end of the day we all go to the back and have a great laugh at your expense.

  • Oh, yeah, they're all like that,

    XD

    one made me sing and dance.

    and there were tons of people in the store.

  • 10$!?!?!?!? lmao, i dont remember build-a-bear being 10$ lmao its like 104u592693469376593765937584po­op09487048694$

  • why are you talking about crackers?

  • whoever this is i love this video i gave it a 5 star rate and it is funny when will you make another one.

  • There's nothing hotter then a guy that is hot and funny.

    <3 steve

  • there were tfive of us who went to build a bear, three of us made them, one who made it was 5, which is why we went, but its not only rediculous and embarissing, but it cose $140 to make three bears!!! it was insane!!!!!!

  • I work there, and I think it might have been just the crazy lady you had.

  • lol my family is crazy too and its so embarrassing when they make you do that stuff so i made my dad do it x]

  • lmfao i hate when they do that. they're like "rub the heart on your head so its smart! rub it on your arms so your bears nice and strong!" etc.... haha :p

  • Omg, I went there, but they didn't make me do that much. They were like, "hit it and give it a heart beat, rub it on your muscle so it grows big and strong, and kiss it so it can love." or something. I dunno, I have no shame so I wouldn't notice if it was embarrassing. haha I made it alone to, and I was like 'srsly?' because I'm...not like four. I think they just like to make people look stupid. Sadists.

  • im gunna go to build-a-bear now!!!

  • AHAAHHAAHAHAHAHaAAHAAHAHAHHA

    omg every time I go and my girlfriends are like..um...ookay..i guess i'll do that.... :/

  • HAHAHAHAH "No ta That's enough"

  • After seeing your vid my friend and I decided to go this weekend. We made a 'rockstar' bear for my nephew and the guy we had made me kiss and pat the fricking heart 73534789237 times and then I had to do a bunch of stuff like air guitar, the rock on symbol with my hand while jumping up and down etc. after ten minutes I was like "dude! I WILL go to toys-r-us if you don't cut this crap" I think that surprised his quite a bit. lol

  • haha i hate it when they do that im thirteen and i ws at the mall with some friends the other day and well we went into build a bear and we made our little bear things and the exact same thing happened and when we walked out we practically fell down laughing it was the hilarious

  • Oh gawd! Seriously!!

  • After watching this I pledge to never set foot in Build-A-Bear. . .yikes.

  • I want to do build-a-bear so bad! even if it's embarassing! hahhaa. I tried to convince my boyfriend to do it with me, but we were rushed because the mall was closing :( so we didn't do it. how stinky.

  • haha.

    thats what they made me do.

    i was 11. :P

  • Did they really make you do that? That's not demeaning at all...

    Fun video came out of it though!

    I've never been to build a bear. I hadn't even heard of it until about two years ago when my ex-girlfriend brought it up.

    Kinda makes you wonder what they would make you do if your bear had another kind of profession. Rodeo Clown? Drag Queen? It's highly likely that they wouldn't have the latter...

    Too bad. It's just another reason no to go to Build A Bear... No Drag Queen bears =(

  • omg that happened to me! It was ridiculous.

  • I made a Bear when I was about 12. It was horrible. I hated that place so much. Hopping around screaming "I love bears!!!!".... not my idea of fun.

  • I went when i was like 14 cuz my 14-year-old friend decided to have a party there... yeah idk. but they treated us like that too.

  • But that was in a neighboring city... and we have a fake build-a-bear here and they aren't as crazy.

  • aw yeah, we have build a bear in Glasgow, and I thought it was bad enough we had to just kiss the heart and make a wish ... Yours sounds way more extreme!

  • one of my best friends works their - its like shes on a diet of valium and prozac!!!

  • im sorry steven

    i left the crackers out

    :'(

  • I've been there. It's so humiliating. I'm never going back, and it's not because I may have a social anxiety disorder! :]

  • you kinda made me wanna go you build-a-bear, just to bitch at the employees.

  • WOOHOOOHAHAHA!!! LMAO! that was so funny! where do get all of those wigs from??

  • The screaming family makes me homesick.

  • You're the best. I wish we could of seen a picture of the bear you two made : ) I've made a couple there and they pulled that stuff on me too just not quite as intense. I hope the experience was fun beyond that!

  • "No, that's enough now!" lol you are too funny! I can't believe you have so many wigs. I'm jealous.

  • LMFAO I LOVE YOU HAHAA

  • It's not the crazy lady you had. It's actually their policy to treat every customer the same (meaning like a child). That's why if somebody wants a gift from Build-A-Bear, I order online. You don't even have to stuff the bear yourself. It's wonderful.

  • No, it wasn't just that lady, they all do that! Ofcourse, the time I went the lady finally was like, yeah just stick it in!

    Wow, that sounds so wrong!

  • I've never been there but now I'm not sure I will. =) Thanks for the GREAT video...the quality of the video wasn't great but the quality of the video was great. You know what I mean, right? =) Love you, stay awesome!

  • haha build-a-bear! i went there with a group a week ago for a friend who was leaving for LA and they were just as crazy!

  • where do you get all your wigs from? and why do you have them? lol

  • that was NG...Not good...luved it! At first I thought you said Dingy lol

  • you twirling around like a ballerina is priceless!!

  • lmao i would have been like "wtf" lol i just walk on by the store

    ~G~

  • omg it looks fun im going today lol!

  • Wow! I heard build-a-bear workshop was a bit strange, but I had no idea it was THAT BAD! Hilarious!

  • I once went with my girlfriend. O_o It...scared me. They told her to kiss the heart like six times.

  • omg i don't like build-a-bear anymore. i did when i was 8, but now.... XP

  • i was with my friend too when she was buying something for her lil sister and they made her turn in a circle then scream I LOVE BUILD A BEAR!

    at the time i was so into it and crying of laughter cuz it was so stupid but if i ever go in to get one for someone younger then me, id tell them to fuck off lol!

    great video hah

  • Stevie boarders on being insane...this video had me pissing in my shorts! Its all about his eyes and the crazy looks he gives! Christ I love these videos!

    And Stevie! YOU MUST MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO OF YOUR INSANE FAMILY!

  • I can't even handle the interrogation subway give you; I don't think I could cope with build-a-bear :O

  • Build a Bear...That's Crrrazy

  • hahah i always love it when youre like.. "really? really... really."

  • lol I loved the crackers skit my favorite part of the whole video. You should be like a comedy director stevie or writer!

    Love you stevie!!! byiiie!

  • HILARIOUS! I love your videos :D

  • LMAOO, this video made me laugh so much. from the crackers, to build a bear. stevie, I swearrr. I love youuu haha.

  • Yeahh. Build-A-Bear always makes you do the dumb stuff, even if youre clearly not a child. Thats why I never go in there. I dont want to be some weird teenager spinning in circles. I have some dignity left! XD

  • OMG! LMAO! It's sooooo true! I think one of the requirements to be allowed to work at build-a-bear is that you have to be like that! Thanks for making this totally hilarious video! I hope you are planning on making more like this one... considering the time of year it is... perhaps one about the people who work in the mall at the Santa booth taking pictures. Think about it. Thanks!

  • lmao. been there, done tht. it's not just the person working where u were.

  • Lol, I love wigs! We have over a dozen just from Halloween stuff, but when I have a job I'll buy my own. WIG COLLECTION, WOO!

    I built a bear when I was... around 12, I think? It was really weird. They made me do that stuff and I looked at them in that snotty 12 year old way and said, "Um... No. Please inflate my bear with stuffing, kthxbye."

    Great video, even if the lighting is crappy. :)

    ~Myuu

  • where do you get all your wigsss!

  • ROFL, as a life time member of Build-A-Bear you will never be allowed back in one again, you are banned for life now for making fun of us!!!LOL

  • haha ive been there a couple times and they make me do it everytime. but i think its kinda fun so i dont mind xD

  • I've gone to Build A Bear to build one and they made me do the same thing..i felt like a complete idiot.

  • LOL yes this was so accurate! I have gone in Build a bear a couple of times to do gifts for people and every. single. time. i have had to do that.... why???!!!

    great vid.

    -mk

  • Dude that`s sooo true.

    I`ve been there too^^゛

  • Why do you own so many wigs?

  • i was wondering that too xD

  • halloween costumes etc

    i didn't think it was that weird to have wigs lol

  • Build a bear? Really? What a wierd concept. American people are really strange... I love you guys! XD

    BTW, Stevie, You're funny! Kudos!! ^^

  • we have that bear-factory thingy in the UK

  • Really?! I gotta see that. It's easier for me to go to the UK the to the US! :P

  • I have a friend who worked at Build-A-Bear. Was a riot XD

  • omg so true i went with my friend to build a bear.... omg -.-

    embarassing experience ... i hope they get paid a lot to act that way..lol

  • omg they did the same thing to me..lol...those people are crazy..hahaha

  • So I think this is the most amazing video I have ever seen. Thank you for making my day! :)

  • omg, lol. My boyfriend and i went to a build a bear store this past weekend and bought one at random impulse. i literally could not stop laughing when the employee made us do the whole heart thing, but it was kind of cool that she told us to put 2 hearts in it. we're not openly out there, (but she so new) and i though it was cool that she did that.

  • lol i just designed build-a-bears annual report for my publication class. The whole heart thing in general that's going to be sewed up inside just creeps me out.

  • Now I'm sorta glad I've been avoiding Build-A-Bear for all these years.

  • oh this is true.

    but,

    when you're with your 23 year old brother,

    and he is made to do all these ridiculous things,

    it's quite funny.

    :D!

  • oh man those places are HORRIBLE!

    you did get a crazy one, but it was the music, unbearably bright lights, and KIDS that made it worse for me!

    OMG! i had a spitting headache by the time i left...

  • unBEARably bright lights.. haha... ha... heh..

  • lol no.

  • ha, yeah.. i try. lol

  • Stevie, my family is just like yours. It's so funny.

  • hahahaha. oh stevie. this was sooo great. i was literally laughing out loud.

  • ahahaha.

    i love the beginning.

    my family is just like that.

    i always get scolded for not answering the phone when im sleep.

    smh.

  • ha i never answer the phone

    i have a cell phone its not for me

  • Every Build-a-bear I've ever went too, went out of business. Probably because of their null staff.

    Thank you for making me smile.

  • yes, really!

    and i have already experienced it! lol

    it was horrible. i had to hop up and down as well.

    i feel your pain!

  • lmao thats so true. haha. they made me do EVERYTHING. run around the store like 5 billion times. i was like "....what?"

  • you forgot that you have to rub it on ur tummy so it wont b hungry!

  • haha this makes me want to go to build a bear and make fun of everyone =]

  • haha... i used to love that place, but looking back at it, that place is crap...

  • ah stevie this was too funny. Loved it!

  • i feel your pain...they made me do it.

  • HAHAHA loved the video.

    Maybe they thought one of you was "special"

    :]]

  • Hahaha, they ALWAYS do that. I remember going in middle school, the woman asked us to run around and the room and shout "I love my bear!" she had no idea that we would be that willing to shout obnoxiously.

  • Same thing happened to me. My 4-year-old sister was like, "Um, no.  Not doing that!" Hahaha.

  • The employee probably didn't have to do that with you since it wasn't for you. But I remember when I was little going to build-a-bear and being really excited when they told me to do that. I thought it was really important and special to give the bear a heart.

  • ahahha

    i love so much :D

  • lmao <3

    why are you holding scissors?

  • she sews and cuts the string for the bear!

  • God, I love you!! hahahaha

  • are you freaking kidding me? i think these employees are brain-washed or something for doing that. i wonder who is the CEO of this build-a-bear cause i bet its a bear LOL... haha. seriosly , what kind of company will do such a thing....

  • that is EXACTLY what build a bear is like. no exaggeration.

  • That's not the same where I live.. And I was 7 last time I went. So. Yeah... I think we just had a good person, because I can picture them doing that.

  • Oh my god, I hate how they make you do that at build a bear. It's SO annoying. I got a cowboy bear for my dad (he's an actor, he was playing a cowboy at the time) once, and they were like 'now kiss your heart and give it love!' and i was like 'seriously?' It was so messed up.

    Funny video, as always! =]

  • I have so many thoughts, feeling, emotions...

  • I applied at Build-A-Bear and it was the weirdest interview ever. It was this group thing and they made you play games and dance around and "make a new friend." But you didn't get to keep your "new friend." What the fuck?

  • haha i've never been to build a bear but it think i'll go now just so i can get some crazy person like that lol

  • no, when you go to build a bear thats how it is, the employees always make you do that. it wasn't just her :)

    i told my mom for years i wanted one so she took me last fall and i was so embarrassed.

    they made me spin and hop and all that stuff. and I'm sixteen, and all the other kids and mom's looked at me like i was a freak. it was so embarrassing.

  • for years, and she takes you when you're sixteen?

    that's harsh. at least you got a bear! (of shame) ^_^

  • haha I know right? But I got the bear, and named him pancakes XD

  • hahahha a couple years ago a build-a-bear employee told me i had a black soul when i refused to do the bear dance

  • ahahahaha i loveeee your videos

    i'm going to start saying ng

    and i love all the shoes on the door haha

    really? really? REALLY??

    stevie, you're amazing

  • Next weekend when I have to buy an ugly sweater for a party, I'm going to make my friend take us to Build-A-Bear! haha.

  • You are so GREAT !

  • hahaha no way...no way! that is hilarious....can you literally make any kind of bear?....i think i want a ninja bear if its possible!

  • When I said "no" to barking at my heart (I picked out the wolf), the man at the counter said I couldn't keep my bear. In retrospect, he might have possibly been joking, but I said "fine" and walked out the store. :P

  • HAHA

  • I know exactly what you mean with build a Bear Because Ashil and I Built a bear for her Birthday and we had the craziest lady in the world who was way to excited about her job telling ashil to do all those random things with the heart and I am just like in the background like cracking up because the things the girl said to do were so childish and Ashil was like giving her the look of like are you really making me do this?. haha loves the video!

  • My family is SO loud... screaming, crying, stomping, craziness.

    idk about build-a-bear. I like bears to be born naturally and not stuffed in the mall...yeah :)

  • I really hate doing all that stuff. I just want to know what they'd do if you just flat out went "No." Would they like, tell you you couldn't build one or something? That'd be losing money.

  • haha the build a bear lady made me do that crap to!! and stevie...where extactly do you get alls these wigs.

  • Halloween costumes etc

  • I would have to visti build a bear drunk, otherwise I would have to make that worker cry so I could get it done and over with. Not such a fan of jumping and dancing in a store!

  • let's get drunk and go

  • Sounds good, Ill jump the next plane and be right over. Meet me at Build a Bear with a bottle of your finest booze! I will bring my boxed wine...