Instead of going to the money exchange (church), I had breakfast with my family.
I had a chat to my neighbour and fixed his chainsaw. When he got back I serviced it and gave him a run down on maintenance.
Beats living on my knees, while others bow to a false promise and an evil gang mentality.
I do worry about the children, been lied to and intellectually handicapped, navigating the watching eyes of child predators, we now know exist with the clergy and the mindset of these people.
The story of god or gods is just incredible. There is not one iota of evidence indicating it existence. The stories are illogical and require the suspension of the laws of physics. Until someone can provide a reason to believe its a moot point.
If I made a video like this warning little Atheist children to stay away from "sad, grumpy, bitter" Christians, they'd be highly offended. They'd call the anti-christ, demon, devil-worshipper, and worse.
So why is it okay for them to make such a video about us? God forbid (can I say that? lol) the children should actually listen to whan an Atheist has to say.
News for you buddy, I am way happier now that I don't fear I might end up in some lake of fire suffering for all eternity because I was in the wrong religion or the wrong denomination of any given religion, I mean with hundreds of gods and thousands of denominations within those religion I was scared every day until I realized that the existence of a supernatural being was not scientifically sound or logical...Happier to have truth then fear of evil dictator from KJV Bible
Why are atheists sad? People we don't live in a fucking dream world. We see the world as it truly is, and how religion and greed propogate ignorance and thus imprison humanity in a lie. We seek truth and the truth is, the world is hurting and nobody cares but us. That is why we are sad.
@1headphoneguy People believing in god's existence is the PROBLEM. The only way to combat this is with arguement and discussion. Silence never solved anything.
I am an atheist, but sometimes I believe that the Intelligent Design is correct in some ways. Christian stupidity is to great to be developed during the evolution.
@vasilijerajovic Sure christianity is part of evolution. All the primates evolved at different rates. This is why apes, orangutans, monkeys, chimpanzees have less intelligence that us. Christians on just a level or two below these primates. Evnetually due to the wonde and beauty of evolution they too will gain more intelligence. the religious tendancies will disappear with time..
Lmao, atheists are Grumpy and always Sad, thats why my passengers call me Little Mrs Sunshine :P Some of um grumbled at me and said 3 am is to early to smile :P
Wow! I mean just wow! Sometimes I wonder how we've survived this long. I mean to this day, atheists are not required by law to put signs in their front yard informing neighboring residents with children that they are atheists. And yet, we require this of child molesters (unless, of course, they're the head of a catholic church...then it's ok). There could be an atheist right across the street from you and you wouldn't even know it! What's wrong with this world?!
i figure even if i tried being a good christian id just end up going to hell anyway, fuck it im enjoying y life. not saying i believe in a god or hell but if im wrong eh, i woulda gone to hell anyway.
Personally, I Think this needs to be countered with some nice posters near schools saying "Don't worry, the bible is all lies. There is no hell for you to burn in.
why do i get the feeling that this video was originaly meant to warn childeren of pedofiles, but some overzelious egotistical maniac (or someone who is trolling) decided to change it from pedofile to athiest?
and how the flying fuck is a child supposed to know someone is an athiest without talking to them, let alone talking to them about religion anyways?
Fantastic..when you meet a dodgy goat kind of character it is probably an ATHEIST and you should report it to your local ambassador for GOD on earth. Not the police of course, what could they do anyway? Personally I hate all "ISTS" they are all dodgy.
@rugli Sorry to tell you but you are one of the "ISTS" whether it's THE"IST" or ATHE"IST" you have to pick one because not being one would make you brain dead. BTW agnostics are a form of atheist because if you don't know it still means you lack the belief.
Oh, I would love for these cretins to give 'advanced witnessing techniques' a shot on me. When I'm done with them they'll find their suddenly missing their ass and then I'll hand it to them.
And I won't even just do the thing about defending science, I can do that sure. But I'm gonna use the archeological history and overall content of the bible on them and see how they defend their book. I'll ju-jitsu them right of the room.
I mean what will they try in return? Pascal's fucking wager? XD
Yeah, make atheists look like monsters in the eyes of little kids, so you can have an easier time indoctrinating them.
You certainly don't want them hearing facts or anything as horrible as that.
If you were truely safe in you position, you would incourage them to hear the other side's opinions, so you could show them that the other side is wrong.
If you "protect" them from the other side, it goed to show that event you know you're teaching them BS.
Man This video makes me feel like a powerful sith lord. AVOID the dark neighbour at all cost for hes dark force is strong and only the advanced learners of the force can duel him. And beware he might try to turn you to the dark side and cannot be trusted MUAHAHAHA
Guys, this is from a satire website. It's having a laugh. I'm an atheist myself, and some of the shit on there is pretty fucking retarded, but in a funny way.
Where is the part in this "warning to children" where it warns them that their pastors and priest may try to FUCK THEM? Where does it warn children that the Catholic Church as fostered and hidden away a culture of child rape for 100's of years? Where does it warn children that many church "leaders" are lunatic sickos who are in it just to molest children?
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM CHURCH LEADERS! They may be raped by the local "youth group" pastor!!!
@IKillBabyKittensLOL "You're just herpin' and derpin'" -Man you atheists are on a role, like lemmings you just follow each other off the same intellectual cliff.
How screwed up is it when you can't tell the difference between religious propaganda and satire? I honestly have no clue if this is a joke, or if some church group actually produced this. What does that mean?
@1headphoneguy Because coercing a kid instead of convincing him by rational means is a form of child abuse. These people are deliberately lying to their children in order to control what they believe before they can actually process the information. Crippling a young mind's natural ability to understand reason is simply despicable.
I believe in God, but I don't hate athiest. I don't like churches and programs like these, I think the are scams and wrong. I have athiest friends, people are entitled to opinions, and I try to treat everyone the same. These."Christians" are the true bitter people and they are hipocrits
I was 'studying/debating' with a friend on whether her not we could re-create the urey and miller experiment using a maccas cheesebuger as the 'hazardess environment' (as a joke of course) this lead to a discussion on our belief in evolution and all that
not 5 min after we finished out chat then a grump old man came up to us and started yelling abuse at us, calling us (2 15 yr old girls) faithless whores.
& that such blasphemy should not b said infront of kids
Children, upon discovering an atheist in the neighborhood shoud run to a catholic priest and advise them immediately and ask for protection. Although first they may have to have sex with him before he will provide that protection
@allanhill1 LMAO, I could not agree more, and it is not just catholics, you can find story after story about sunday school teachers in all sorts of denominations who have molested children. Oh and don't forget kiddies if you can not find a priest then run to a TeleEvangelist but bring cash otherwise he won't listen to you.
I had commented on this video awhile back. I claimed about the absurdity and that there is nor reason to believe there is a god. A christian response I receive back was. "Prove it dumbass!!". I suppose this will help me find jesus. Lol.
Hahaa i heard a while ago that all atheist evidence and proof of our arguements is actually propaganda to make children hate god and so on. Can you believe that? hahah if i ever feel down and sad about something i just remember that there are people like this who make my life funnier and easier.
"What if you're wrong" is pascals wager. The statement infers that the belief in god is not sincere and only a just in case its true stand. If god was true, and I do not believe it for a second, then he or it would know this and condemn you to eternal suffering. Lol
doesn't satan just look so much cooler than jesus,i think thats what kids will pick up from this.hell must be full of great music,beer and drugs,not to mention lots of slutty women.i wish the bible were true so i could go there.
@moosegod11 Thats where we differ i suppose,i dont need religion to feel happy,which i am.I am interested in religion from a historical and psychological view and find satan an interesting character. According to the bible satan offered jesus all of the earth for his soul and loyalty. How does satan have possesion of the earth to give it and if jesus was god in flesh form how could satan offer god anything,god posseses it surely. Some interesting stuff in religious text.
What's a real contradiction is how one of Christianity's biggest rules is not to judge people but it seems like that's all those extreme Christians do. So basically, the more Christian you are, the more of a sinner you are
@maestro4110 Im not saying your wrong but what if you are.who are we to say that god is real or if he isn't.what happened in the past is something we will problebly never understand.
He writes....prove it dumbass...lol. What an ignorant human being. No need for proof! Just read the bible. All the evil you want is there for your pleasure. Good grief ..thought I would get an intelligent answer. Lol.
THE goat is a reference to Ozozail by the way, in the old testament Ozozail was a sacrifice to some dark force that no one really knows of today, im an atheist I m just pointing it out...
@jaguar4u2012 Of course, every bigot thinks their own particular brand of bigotry is justified. Comparing the religious to Nazis is hysterical and irrational of course. I wonder what punishment you plan on exacting on the religious to make them "pay for their crimes"? Will we be seeing you on the news any time soon?
I dont aprrove murder of any kind (that was clearly what you meant) not because its illegal, but because it will turn me in to the same monster like you!
Only a Bigot can call his Victims Bigots!
same thing like saying those who are fighting KKK and Nazis are Bigots!
Bigots are those who hate with no Reason!
people like me are those who seek Justice and Vengence!
very advanced witnessing techniques? hahaha, I'm sorry, but do you level up after reaching a certain point? "congrats, you've unlocked bible quoting!"
The fact that this is being marketed to kids makes me more than a lil peeved, especially since they try to covor this thing up with other ''loveable'' cartoon characters.
@BuffyGracie Hey Luce! My owner wants to talk to you, about where your adversary is hiding. She's going to eat his soul! But you gotta help her find him.
It's from Objective Ministries, a fundamentalist creationist parody site, perhaps one of the greatest Poe's of all time. They had me fooled for a while...
Maybe us atheists should be forced to wear some sort of distinctive armband so that the children of Christians can be protected from our 'bitter sadness' and tendency to 'lash out'.
(P.S. is the material shown in this vid genuine? Where's it from?)
I think the atheists in this particular neighborhood are grouchy because of all the theists who keep threatening them with a burning eternity in hell. What kind of an ass would threaten someone with something like that? Is that the good word we keep hearing about? Sounds wonderful.
Those atheists would be a lot happier if they had nicer, more decent neighbors.
Lol propaganda. Two mormons showed up at my door once and (although my catholic family doesn't know how to handle them and acts downright afraid) I treated them nicely and politely declined their offer to learn more about mormonism. So whose more civil in that case? :P
They have to hate atheists. They can't argue with them without being shown to be the deluded ignoramuses that they are. Most kids will see through this crap when they get older.
The only Devil that the Christian faith talks about is that of the hatred that many devout Christians, i.e. fundamentalists and evangelists have for people with opposing sexualities and sexual orientations, and if God really did create people, then he created evil along with that because he created humans with the capability to hate one another, instead of love one another!! Now don't tell me that isn't EVIL???!!!!
So you theists believe a goat headed guy exist and serpents talk and 13 foot tall giants called Philistines roamed the middle east and the rest of that stuff with absolutely no evidence to support it.
Pan wasn't nasty. Mischievous, but not nasty. He was a good guy, but Christians had to demonize him to prevent people from returning to the worship of him. Just as they have all prior gods.
This is absolutely ridiculous. That level of brainwashing is child abuse, plain and simple.
Umm they have to do that you know... my parents never talked to me about religion growing up... they wanted me to figure it out for myself... and in the first grade I became an atheist! Real life warning to Christians if you let kids figure things out they will become atheists very quickly.
a wild atheist appears. christian uses strawman. it is not very effective. atheist express skeptisism. its supereffective. christian is poisoned with skeptisims. christian runs in to church to brainwash him self.
I don't get that "goats being evil" thing..weren't the people who invented "God" and "Jesus" and "Talking Snakes" goat-herders? It seems weird that they'd make a fairy-tale about goats being "evil".Maybe that was invented and added later by other authors? (I've always thought that I was fortunate to never have to learn about any of that religious crap in school, but now I'm a bit confused, so maybe it would have been useful with just a few lessons on religion back then..Nah,I can just google it!
@winterstellar I think the reason it partly that the many heathen religions might have included animal worshipping. Take for instance the Egyptian gods. Also, when left to themselves, the Jews began to worship a calf statue, symbolising that they were returning to pray to their old gods (animalistic gods). There was also the tale of Pan, a goat-man in old Greek mythology being a nasty and tricky creature. There is not much deifference between the Greek goat-man and an old devil. Tricky religion.
I'm a Christian, and kind of find this funny. At least it's the first atheist post that hasn't told me "f--- you" 10 times into the first minute. And actually, whether you intend it or not, you rightly point out that a Christian can't share their faith with someone they avoid.
I really wouldn't be surprised if I saw something like this come out of a fundamentalist. Hec, I've run into many that call you an atheist if you aren't one of the Abrahamic religions.
Children,next time a theist gives his propaganda,trying to make you believe that if you marry a woman and she is not a virgin,you have to stone her to death,or trying to make you literally believe there was adam and eve,and a talking snake,and then also says that if you don't believe whatever crap he says you go to hell,ask a person with common sense,but you are just young,you cant define common sense,so you might end up believing whatever they told you when you were young,for all your life.
AntEyeTheist this is indeed a parody, it came from an athiest run christian parody site and has even been mentioned on the athiest experience as a joke. Although it is similar to alot of attitudes Christian Fundamentalists hold against athiests lol. I can't rememebr the actual web address of the site.
@freiheitsalv "WARNING KIDS!!: if you see a catholic priest in your neighborhood, stay calm, close your eyes, get on your knees and pray. Avoid calling an adult."
@tomPSfletcher it promotes hate it tells people to live life blindly and there are more then one religion and they all have diffrent views witch conflict so if there was no religion then we would just be people trying to make the best of today not the after life
We must all as intelligent beings, ask the question of whether or not we need opium to truely live a good life. This opium is religion, the drug of the people.
"Saying a believer is happier than a non-believer is no more to the point than saying a drunk man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw
If the christians are afraid of their children questioning their [indoctrination], by speaking with an Atheist, then be sure the kids never ever read the entire bible. Just keep telling them the good cheery picked loving jesus parts and not the jealous, petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent, god.
AntEyeTheist, how did you come across this tract, is it really,as one commentor proposed, a Jack Chick? I haven't seen one of those in years, but I'll never forget them.
@AntEyeTheist I does seem to lack the bludgeoning that Chick was known for... he never left anything to the imagination.
I do, however, agree that Poe's law seems to come into play with alarming frequency in bits like this.
Speaking of talking to children, I remember spending a summer at my grandmother's in the small town my father was raised in and being approached by very pushy christians who seemed to be purposely evangelizing kids in the park.
@jerico641 I don't usually extend graciousness to theists, but honestly radarguideddouchebag is beyond the pale. I fail to see how his approach is supposed to win hearts or minds.
Instead of going to the money exchange (church), I had breakfast with my family.
I had a chat to my neighbour and fixed his chainsaw. When he got back I serviced it and gave him a run down on maintenance.
Beats living on my knees, while others bow to a false promise and an evil gang mentality.
I do worry about the children, been lied to and intellectually handicapped, navigating the watching eyes of child predators, we now know exist with the clergy and the mindset of these people.
VideoAudioDisco09 3 weeks ago
The story of god or gods is just incredible. There is not one iota of evidence indicating it existence. The stories are illogical and require the suspension of the laws of physics. Until someone can provide a reason to believe its a moot point.
allanhill1 4 weeks ago
Chicks dig Atheists
jontibloom 4 weeks ago
Grouchy the atheists? HA HA! I am a religious skeptic with a wild sense of humor!!!
Bruno53ification 1 month ago
Mr. Gruff, the Atheist goat <3
ButterOnCorn 1 month ago
You sure??? these people think nonbelievers do that. Lollllll
allanhill1 1 month ago
If I made a video like this warning little Atheist children to stay away from "sad, grumpy, bitter" Christians, they'd be highly offended. They'd call the anti-christ, demon, devil-worshipper, and worse.
So why is it okay for them to make such a video about us? God forbid (can I say that? lol) the children should actually listen to whan an Atheist has to say.
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News for you buddy, I am way happier now that I don't fear I might end up in some lake of fire suffering for all eternity because I was in the wrong religion or the wrong denomination of any given religion, I mean with hundreds of gods and thousands of denominations within those religion I was scared every day until I realized that the existence of a supernatural being was not scientifically sound or logical...Happier to have truth then fear of evil dictator from KJV Bible
robtay1963 1 month ago
Why are atheists sad? People we don't live in a fucking dream world. We see the world as it truly is, and how religion and greed propogate ignorance and thus imprison humanity in a lie. We seek truth and the truth is, the world is hurting and nobody cares but us. That is why we are sad.
GashPlague 1 month ago
@GashPlague then do something about it besides complaining to people and denyng gods existence...you now be helpful
1headphoneguy 4 weeks ago
@1headphoneguy People believing in god's existence is the PROBLEM. The only way to combat this is with arguement and discussion. Silence never solved anything.
GashPlague 3 weeks ago
I'm an Atheist and I'm always sad beacuse everyone trys to convert me and its disturbing how religion can be such a great divivered amost people. :(
sandradanhaha 1 month ago
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You're right!!!! No god!!! But there is a Santa Claus. I have a pic of me on his lap. So there.
allanhill1 1 month ago
That was none too subtle. Atheist (antitheist, actually) and proud.
P.S. There is no God. When you die, you're dead. Make the most of your life. Be nice to each other :)
SimplyPaul 1 month ago
Yes they are against healthy humans and enjoying sex. Lol.
allanhill1 1 month ago
Really this is bullshit
MrLovejoy91 1 month ago
I am an atheist, but sometimes I believe that the Intelligent Design is correct in some ways. Christian stupidity is to great to be developed during the evolution.
vasilijerajovic 1 month ago
@vasilijerajovic Sure christianity is part of evolution. All the primates evolved at different rates. This is why apes, orangutans, monkeys, chimpanzees have less intelligence that us. Christians on just a level or two below these primates. Evnetually due to the wonde and beauty of evolution they too will gain more intelligence. the religious tendancies will disappear with time..
allanhill1 1 month ago
I once met an atheist but it was okay because I put my hands over my ears and went LALALALALALALALALALA until I got home.
leftclickben 1 month ago 2
Lmao, atheists are Grumpy and always Sad, thats why my passengers call me Little Mrs Sunshine :P Some of um grumbled at me and said 3 am is to early to smile :P
vampyres32 1 month ago
Wow! I mean just wow! Sometimes I wonder how we've survived this long. I mean to this day, atheists are not required by law to put signs in their front yard informing neighboring residents with children that they are atheists. And yet, we require this of child molesters (unless, of course, they're the head of a catholic church...then it's ok). There could be an atheist right across the street from you and you wouldn't even know it! What's wrong with this world?!
Ripley747 1 month ago
i figure even if i tried being a good christian id just end up going to hell anyway, fuck it im enjoying y life. not saying i believe in a god or hell but if im wrong eh, i woulda gone to hell anyway.
BBQCharizard 1 month ago
I'm a child... I'm an atheist....best decision ever!!! Now I can skip church!
WackyJakie 1 month ago
The only reason I'M sad, is because Christians like YOU keep bullying me!
Spader609 1 month ago
I always tell my kids if they meet a goat in a bathrobe drinking a cup of coffee who says they're an atheist...stop doing drugs.
stiimuli 1 month ago 3
Watch out for those Atheists... they might make you think for yourself !!!
tdbiker100 1 month ago 4
Personally, I Think this needs to be countered with some nice posters near schools saying "Don't worry, the bible is all lies. There is no hell for you to burn in.
Your mommy and daddy are just insane.
baldieman64 1 month ago
why do i get the feeling that this video was originaly meant to warn childeren of pedofiles, but some overzelious egotistical maniac (or someone who is trolling) decided to change it from pedofile to athiest?
and how the flying fuck is a child supposed to know someone is an athiest without talking to them, let alone talking to them about religion anyways?
starwarsfan117 1 month ago
Believer: I'd rather be a sheep than a goat!
Atheist: I'd rather be a human than a sheep.
L00NGB00W 2 months ago 6
Fantastic..when you meet a dodgy goat kind of character it is probably an ATHEIST and you should report it to your local ambassador for GOD on earth. Not the police of course, what could they do anyway? Personally I hate all "ISTS" they are all dodgy.
rugli 2 months ago
@rugli Sorry to tell you but you are one of the "ISTS" whether it's THE"IST" or ATHE"IST" you have to pick one because not being one would make you brain dead. BTW agnostics are a form of atheist because if you don't know it still means you lack the belief.
westbororapist 2 months ago
Oh, I would love for these cretins to give 'advanced witnessing techniques' a shot on me. When I'm done with them they'll find their suddenly missing their ass and then I'll hand it to them.
And I won't even just do the thing about defending science, I can do that sure. But I'm gonna use the archeological history and overall content of the bible on them and see how they defend their book. I'll ju-jitsu them right of the room.
I mean what will they try in return? Pascal's fucking wager? XD
TheSkunkCat 2 months ago
Yeah, make atheists look like monsters in the eyes of little kids, so you can have an easier time indoctrinating them.
You certainly don't want them hearing facts or anything as horrible as that.
If you were truely safe in you position, you would incourage them to hear the other side's opinions, so you could show them that the other side is wrong.
If you "protect" them from the other side, it goed to show that event you know you're teaching them BS.
avrahams1 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you were more offended by Comic Sans.
recalibration 2 months ago
LOL THATS BUDDY CHRIST FROM DOGMA
MrThatjerk 2 months ago
@NCrowsY Oh noes! Not Windows Movie Maker!
LucasI3434 2 months ago
Man This video makes me feel like a powerful sith lord. AVOID the dark neighbour at all cost for hes dark force is strong and only the advanced learners of the force can duel him. And beware he might try to turn you to the dark side and cannot be trusted MUAHAHAHA
TheActionfighter 2 months ago
Guys, this is from a satire website. It's having a laugh. I'm an atheist myself, and some of the shit on there is pretty fucking retarded, but in a funny way.
fudgyhoops 2 months ago
Where is the part in this "warning to children" where it warns them that their pastors and priest may try to FUCK THEM? Where does it warn children that the Catholic Church as fostered and hidden away a culture of child rape for 100's of years? Where does it warn children that many church "leaders" are lunatic sickos who are in it just to molest children?
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM CHURCH LEADERS! They may be raped by the local "youth group" pastor!!!
VoodooPolitico 2 months ago
Heh, this made me laugh. ITS SO TRUE...to a certain extent. P.S Let the thumbs down begin!
GermanConquistador08 2 months ago
@GermanConquistador08 derp derp
Zentz29 2 months ago
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@Zentz29 "derp derp" Man, dont all you atheist prove me right all at once HAHAHA!!
GermanConquistador08 2 months ago
@GermanConquistador08 You're just herpin' and derpin'.
IKillBabyKittensLOL 2 months ago
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@IKillBabyKittensLOL "You're just herpin' and derpin'" -Man you atheists are on a role, like lemmings you just follow each other off the same intellectual cliff.
GermanConquistador08 2 months ago
How screwed up is it when you can't tell the difference between religious propaganda and satire? I honestly have no clue if this is a joke, or if some church group actually produced this. What does that mean?
InteGrayting2 2 months ago
Lol, notice how they try to scare children instead of inviting them to hear other's opinions and develop a proper argument.
Why aren't these people still not outlawed for child abuse?
hellhammerz666 2 months ago 31
@hellhammerz666 Don't stop there. They even scare their own children with Hell and damnation stories.
therealjammit 2 months ago
@hellhammerz666 proper argument? why feel the need to argue in the first place?
1headphoneguy 4 weeks ago
@1headphoneguy Because coercing a kid instead of convincing him by rational means is a form of child abuse. These people are deliberately lying to their children in order to control what they believe before they can actually process the information. Crippling a young mind's natural ability to understand reason is simply despicable.
hellhammerz666 3 weeks ago
IS THIS FOR REAL??? YOU MUST BE A RETARD TO BUY INTO THIS BALL OF CRAP!
jorgeamdv 2 months ago
Im an ahteists and Im happy and friendly- puts a hole in that theory!
dancingnancy09 2 months ago
I believe in God, but I don't hate athiest. I don't like churches and programs like these, I think the are scams and wrong. I have athiest friends, people are entitled to opinions, and I try to treat everyone the same. These."Christians" are the true bitter people and they are hipocrits
TheNyy127 2 months ago
What a joke : )
MagicTellaVision 2 months ago
I swear I think I had this once!
I was 'studying/debating' with a friend on whether her not we could re-create the urey and miller experiment using a maccas cheesebuger as the 'hazardess environment' (as a joke of course) this lead to a discussion on our belief in evolution and all that
not 5 min after we finished out chat then a grump old man came up to us and started yelling abuse at us, calling us (2 15 yr old girls) faithless whores.
& that such blasphemy should not b said infront of kids
TheTelenation 2 months ago
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they write in the advert "DONT TALK TO THEM" because they are scared that he might say something that christians cant answer!
RawSwedishMeatball 2 months ago
Children, upon discovering an atheist in the neighborhood shoud run to a catholic priest and advise them immediately and ask for protection. Although first they may have to have sex with him before he will provide that protection
allanhill1 2 months ago 46
@allanhill1 actually catholics are against protection
thejefro2293 1 month ago
@allanhill1
I thought that the catholics where against "protection"
ArsonistInUrFirewall 1 month ago
@allanhill1 LMAO, I could not agree more, and it is not just catholics, you can find story after story about sunday school teachers in all sorts of denominations who have molested children. Oh and don't forget kiddies if you can not find a priest then run to a TeleEvangelist but bring cash otherwise he won't listen to you.
robtay1963 1 month ago
@allanhill1 Nah, only Jews have sex with little boys, and then they chop 'em up and add them to their Purim meal and matzah balls.
HiawathaMohawk 1 month ago
This video is satire right?
jisaid08 2 months ago
its a good thing that lying issnt something that the bible forbids.
obsc3n3skull 2 months ago
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I had commented on this video awhile back. I claimed about the absurdity and that there is nor reason to believe there is a god. A christian response I receive back was. "Prove it dumbass!!". I suppose this will help me find jesus. Lol.
allanhill1 2 months ago
Hahaa i heard a while ago that all atheist evidence and proof of our arguements is actually propaganda to make children hate god and so on. Can you believe that? hahah if i ever feel down and sad about something i just remember that there are people like this who make my life funnier and easier.
SirJNicolas 2 months ago
What the heck was this video????
Nanatsaya77 2 months ago
Wow that's so fucked up it's revolting. Brainwashing kids like this should be considered child abuse. Whoever wrote that book is one sad SOB.
mimikawaii7386 2 months ago
i am so happy that I live in a country were stuff like this would be considered illegal.
iomza 2 months ago
oh my god this is very discriminating to athiests
kieran6383 2 months ago
Satan looks cool!
waycooltoo 2 months ago
@waycooltoo Agree. I'm an atheist but I think it's entertaining to say Satan is more awesome than god just to piss theists off lol.
mimikawaii7386 2 months ago
Did they say the biggest Atheist was a goat? Do they mean Satan? If anyone would have a strong belief, it would be satan.
5jerry1 2 months ago
UnHoly Shit. I am buying my child that book to show them just how messed up some Christians are..
MrJStroller 2 months ago
"What if you're wrong" is pascals wager. The statement infers that the belief in god is not sincere and only a just in case its true stand. If god was true, and I do not believe it for a second, then he or it would know this and condemn you to eternal suffering. Lol
allanhill1 2 months ago
doesn't satan just look so much cooler than jesus,i think thats what kids will pick up from this.hell must be full of great music,beer and drugs,not to mention lots of slutty women.i wish the bible were true so i could go there.
pookster78 2 months ago
@pookster78 thats just a theory.the way I see it id rather belive in something happy then to be lost and miserable.
moosegod11 2 months ago
@moosegod11 Thats where we differ i suppose,i dont need religion to feel happy,which i am.I am interested in religion from a historical and psychological view and find satan an interesting character. According to the bible satan offered jesus all of the earth for his soul and loyalty. How does satan have possesion of the earth to give it and if jesus was god in flesh form how could satan offer god anything,god posseses it surely. Some interesting stuff in religious text.
pookster78 2 months ago
@pookster78 And you get to stay there forever, too!
waycooltoo 2 months ago
What's a real contradiction is how one of Christianity's biggest rules is not to judge people but it seems like that's all those extreme Christians do. So basically, the more Christian you are, the more of a sinner you are
krustyismyname1 3 months ago
@unomnacajit111 of course it was
TheLordOfTheSporks 3 months ago
Oh yes please refrain from talking to atheist. Everything you say is gibberish anyway and we would rather not hear it. Lol
allanhill1 3 months ago
warning don't talk to atheist they may use reason,logic,and facts. all enemys to faith.
maestro4110 3 months ago
@maestro4110 Im not saying your wrong but what if you are.who are we to say that god is real or if he isn't.what happened in the past is something we will problebly never understand.
moosegod11 2 months ago
That picture is apart of a children's section in an extremist site.
sargentnoob 3 months ago
Is that a real paper, or did you make that up?
It looks like a fundie propaganda page, but I just want to make sure.
ArgueExplain 3 months ago
He writes....prove it dumbass...lol. What an ignorant human being. No need for proof! Just read the bible. All the evil you want is there for your pleasure. Good grief ..thought I would get an intelligent answer. Lol.
allanhill1 3 months ago
Uhhh... what?
stallion4life 3 months ago
THE goat is a reference to Ozozail by the way, in the old testament Ozozail was a sacrifice to some dark force that no one really knows of today, im an atheist I m just pointing it out...
DXhardy831 3 months ago
Christians trying to tell ppl to be religious and they don't even follow their own religion. SMH at the hypocrisy.
CHRISTIANABUSED 3 months ago
Im a Radical Atheist and Im so Happy and Amused
especialy after watching this video
I am ROFL!!!!
Religious Trash are Just a bunch of Sick Sick laying sacks of Shit!
jaguar4u2012 3 months ago
@jaguar4u2012 Yeah, and if the words "trash" or "sacks of shit" were used in any other context, you would be crying "bigotry!"
stallion4life 3 months ago
@stallion4life
let me ask you
what if a jew will call a nazi sack of shit, would it be Bigotry? or a justified act?
same here
Religious Trash shall pay for all its Crimes and Lies!
jaguar4u2012 3 months ago
@jaguar4u2012 Of course, every bigot thinks their own particular brand of bigotry is justified. Comparing the religious to Nazis is hysterical and irrational of course. I wonder what punishment you plan on exacting on the religious to make them "pay for their crimes"? Will we be seeing you on the news any time soon?
stallion4life 3 months ago
@stallion4life
Unlike you Savage piles of shit
I dont aprrove murder of any kind (that was clearly what you meant) not because its illegal, but because it will turn me in to the same monster like you!
Only a Bigot can call his Victims Bigots!
same thing like saying those who are fighting KKK and Nazis are Bigots!
Bigots are those who hate with no Reason!
people like me are those who seek Justice and Vengence!
jaguar4u2012 3 months ago
People, say anteyetheist, anti-theist. It's satire.
NoneShaltPass 3 months ago
It's so hard to tell what is just a joke.
However staying away from me would be greatly appriciated. I know what I am going to be next halloween
sarainreno30 3 months ago
And cue the flame war!
Meanwhile I'll be enjoying the show from the spectator stands to see who comes out on top (which no one will).
Maybe I should get some popcorn while I am at it...
Akantorz 3 months ago
Ha, Mr. Gruff reminds me of my anthropomorphic goat character, Mordecai. :3 I love goats.
LunarHelix1 3 months ago
What is this taken from? You have no links or anything. You should put some up because otherwise I"m assuming it's fake.
olelumpy 4 months ago
@olelumpy @olelumpy its from a chick tract, you find them at chick(dot)com, I just dont recall which one of them this picture was in
DeHerg 3 months ago
Wow that a fail more Christians douches r depressed then athiests we only hate some Christians cuz they try to crusade us XD
JakoThejackson 4 months ago
very advanced witnessing techniques? hahaha, I'm sorry, but do you level up after reaching a certain point? "congrats, you've unlocked bible quoting!"
muffinman333 4 months ago
The fact that this is being marketed to kids makes me more than a lil peeved, especially since they try to covor this thing up with other ''loveable'' cartoon characters.
georgemiser 4 months ago
Atheists can change their beliefs at any time.
There is no good reason not to want to tell the truth.
The function of hydrogen working inside of us proves that there is only One Maker of everything.
There is no evidence of any other set of functions so there is no evidence of any other Maker.
Mutations never order anything and natural selection will only select what has already been ordered.
watch?v=HoKVVYJ8KJM
JungleJargon 4 months ago
@JungleJargon You've proved nothing other than your ignorance. Genetic mutation creates new information. Your Christianity is showing.
MetalxXxMayhem 4 months ago
@BuffyGracie Hey Luce! My owner wants to talk to you, about where your adversary is hiding. She's going to eat his soul! But you gotta help her find him.
ParaSpite 4 months ago
It's from Objective Ministries, a fundamentalist creationist parody site, perhaps one of the greatest Poe's of all time. They had me fooled for a while...
trex0021 4 months ago
Crotchety old Mr. Gruff... hahahahah
KillPyrite 4 months ago
Tell a pastor, just dont go in a room alone with him, im so fucking grumpy xD
KitJJspc 4 months ago
I'm an atheist. I don't FEEL grumpy and bitter. :P
ndrthrdr1 4 months ago
I'm an atheist and I've never been happier.
MrArokOleary 4 months ago
Maybe us atheists should be forced to wear some sort of distinctive armband so that the children of Christians can be protected from our 'bitter sadness' and tendency to 'lash out'.
(P.S. is the material shown in this vid genuine? Where's it from?)
USERNAMEfieldempty 4 months ago
I think the atheists in this particular neighborhood are grouchy because of all the theists who keep threatening them with a burning eternity in hell. What kind of an ass would threaten someone with something like that? Is that the good word we keep hearing about? Sounds wonderful.
Those atheists would be a lot happier if they had nicer, more decent neighbors.
ChipArgyle 4 months ago 34
This is stupid
PaintingTheRosesRedx 4 months ago
Was there a point to this?
stallion4life 4 months ago
What is that music at the start, I recognise it from an old video game from when I was a kid called Desperados.
LightninLew 5 months ago
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Lol propaganda. Two mormons showed up at my door once and (although my catholic family doesn't know how to handle them and acts downright afraid) I treated them nicely and politely declined their offer to learn more about mormonism. So whose more civil in that case? :P
InvaderPOE665 5 months ago
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jongib369 5 months ago
Funny how Lucifer is described as the most beautiful of the angels, but Christian 'art' always portrays him as ugly and deformed.
Atheists are just more people being smeared by the Christian propaganda machine.
TychoCelchu 5 months ago
What would be the source of the "safety tips" cartoon?
uvauva2 5 months ago
They have to hate atheists. They can't argue with them without being shown to be the deluded ignoramuses that they are. Most kids will see through this crap when they get older.
SamWiseGingy 5 months ago
The only Devil that the Christian faith talks about is that of the hatred that many devout Christians, i.e. fundamentalists and evangelists have for people with opposing sexualities and sexual orientations, and if God really did create people, then he created evil along with that because he created humans with the capability to hate one another, instead of love one another!! Now don't tell me that isn't EVIL???!!!!
terceldude 5 months ago
They also portray the devil with a trident the symbol for Posideon.
hydrolito 5 months ago
So you theists believe a goat headed guy exist and serpents talk and 13 foot tall giants called Philistines roamed the middle east and the rest of that stuff with absolutely no evidence to support it.
hydrolito 5 months ago
Pan wasn't nasty. Mischievous, but not nasty. He was a good guy, but Christians had to demonize him to prevent people from returning to the worship of him. Just as they have all prior gods.
This is absolutely ridiculous. That level of brainwashing is child abuse, plain and simple.
gvman3670 5 months ago 22
@gvman3670
Umm they have to do that you know... my parents never talked to me about religion growing up... they wanted me to figure it out for myself... and in the first grade I became an atheist! Real life warning to Christians if you let kids figure things out they will become atheists very quickly.
CharlesNauck 3 months ago
a wild atheist appears. christian uses strawman. it is not very effective. atheist express skeptisism. its supereffective. christian is poisoned with skeptisims. christian runs in to church to brainwash him self.
gethsoftware 5 months ago
So people who don't go to church are athiests? yeah right..
RokuNoRaiden 5 months ago
Hail Satan
XxDreadfulDreamingxX 5 months ago
Funny how the stereotypical image of stan as a goat-man- a catholic invention- was stolen off of the greek deity of mischief, Pan.
Greatkingrat88 5 months ago
Hehehe :50...goat devil; with boobies!!! :)
masterdebater33 6 months ago
Yeah you are not judgemental at all
SUNSHINE21480 6 months ago
I don't get that "goats being evil" thing..weren't the people who invented "God" and "Jesus" and "Talking Snakes" goat-herders? It seems weird that they'd make a fairy-tale about goats being "evil".Maybe that was invented and added later by other authors? (I've always thought that I was fortunate to never have to learn about any of that religious crap in school, but now I'm a bit confused, so maybe it would have been useful with just a few lessons on religion back then..Nah,I can just google it!
winterstellar 6 months ago
@winterstellar I think the reason it partly that the many heathen religions might have included animal worshipping. Take for instance the Egyptian gods. Also, when left to themselves, the Jews began to worship a calf statue, symbolising that they were returning to pray to their old gods (animalistic gods). There was also the tale of Pan, a goat-man in old Greek mythology being a nasty and tricky creature. There is not much deifference between the Greek goat-man and an old devil. Tricky religion.
97ranor 6 months ago
I'm a Christian, and kind of find this funny. At least it's the first atheist post that hasn't told me "f--- you" 10 times into the first minute. And actually, whether you intend it or not, you rightly point out that a Christian can't share their faith with someone they avoid.
smitc21 6 months ago
This is hilarious.
INTPTT 6 months ago
was the original "Spiritual Safety Tip" legit, or did you make it up?
Moppy1988 6 months ago
Rofl! Cute!
BaphometXIV 6 months ago
I really wouldn't be surprised if I saw something like this come out of a fundamentalist. Hec, I've run into many that call you an atheist if you aren't one of the Abrahamic religions.
CrankyTiger 6 months ago
Children,next time a theist gives his propaganda,trying to make you believe that if you marry a woman and she is not a virgin,you have to stone her to death,or trying to make you literally believe there was adam and eve,and a talking snake,and then also says that if you don't believe whatever crap he says you go to hell,ask a person with common sense,but you are just young,you cant define common sense,so you might end up believing whatever they told you when you were young,for all your life.
agelistrator 6 months ago
AntEyeTheist this is indeed a parody, it came from an athiest run christian parody site and has even been mentioned on the athiest experience as a joke. Although it is similar to alot of attitudes Christian Fundamentalists hold against athiests lol. I can't rememebr the actual web address of the site.
torm0 6 months ago
and what do my kids would do if they see a catholic priest?
selfdestruct88 6 months ago
@selfdestruct88 pray, it's 100% effective (sarcasm)
freiheitsalv 6 months ago
@freiheitsalv "WARNING KIDS!!: if you see a catholic priest in your neighborhood, stay calm, close your eyes, get on your knees and pray. Avoid calling an adult."
selfdestruct88 6 months ago
@selfdestruct88 XD and instead of the goat they would add pedobear :lol:
freiheitsalv 6 months ago
This was so silly it's cute. Kinda like when five year olds form hierarchies and take them seriously. (You all know what I mean).
Pudabudigada 6 months ago
im not staying home at sundays. i go for swim. or if its winter, i go to skii. that atheist week end.
gooddarkjedi 6 months ago
the goat is nothing to do with the devil, its from the parable of the sheep and the goats
adiousir 6 months ago
religion is evil
allanhill1 7 months ago 16
@allanhill1 TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLLLY RIGHT
residentevil2100 6 months ago
@allanhill1 prove it, dumbass.
tomPSfletcher 3 months ago
@tomPSfletcher it promotes hate it tells people to live life blindly and there are more then one religion and they all have diffrent views witch conflict so if there was no religion then we would just be people trying to make the best of today not the after life
thehoodlum1919 3 months ago
Goats 4 eva
Ryakki 7 months ago
We must all as intelligent beings, ask the question of whether or not we need opium to truely live a good life. This opium is religion, the drug of the people.
"Saying a believer is happier than a non-believer is no more to the point than saying a drunk man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw
themongru 7 months ago
If the christians are afraid of their children questioning their [indoctrination], by speaking with an Atheist, then be sure the kids never ever read the entire bible. Just keep telling them the good cheery picked loving jesus parts and not the jealous, petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent, god.
scotttebben 7 months ago
The site that made the Mr. Gruff Atheist goat is a spoof site. It isn't real.
midnightpariah 7 months ago
"But then why are they so sad?" Hahahahaha
SincereCreature 7 months ago 3
now that was funny.
darthpaul123 7 months ago
propoganda at its worst
findalyo5 7 months ago
Im a goat and what is this
8legsFreak 7 months ago
u moron atheists are not always up happy.
pcherniavsky 7 months ago
Please tell me this was a joke. Otherwise I'd feel bad for laughing so hard.
TheVampireSteve 7 months ago
"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. Friedrich Nietzsche"
To be fair, I don't think Nietzsche is exactly the best person to talk about 'reality' :P
Zeldarulah 7 months ago
So if this video is about religion and atheism... Whats with the jingle bells at the end?
mochixbabe 7 months ago 3
@mochixbabe You didn't smell the sarcasm?
AntEyeTheist 7 months ago 24
AntEyeTheist, how did you come across this tract, is it really,as one commentor proposed, a Jack Chick? I haven't seen one of those in years, but I'll never forget them.
moopism 8 months ago
@moopism Doubt that it’s a Jack Chick.
There is something to be said about how difficult it is to determine whether or not it is indeed a parody.
No stretching of the imagination needed.
Christians have been teaching their kids to hate Atheists for a thousand years.
When I was a child my mother told me atheists were bad people.
She doesn't think that anymore.
AntEyeTheist 8 months ago 11
@AntEyeTheist I does seem to lack the bludgeoning that Chick was known for... he never left anything to the imagination.
I do, however, agree that Poe's law seems to come into play with alarming frequency in bits like this.
Speaking of talking to children, I remember spending a summer at my grandmother's in the small town my father was raised in and being approached by very pushy christians who seemed to be purposely evangelizing kids in the park.
moopism 8 months ago
@AntEyeTheist Its what religion does. Its horrible.
SuperXpress2 7 months ago
@jerico641 I don't usually extend graciousness to theists, but honestly radarguideddouchebag is beyond the pale. I fail to see how his approach is supposed to win hearts or minds.
moopism 8 months ago
@moopism
I really don't think it is; he's just plain hateful; beyond that, I think he's pretty devoid of any character or motivation.
jerico641 8 months ago