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  • 1:40 COMMANDO!

  • In case you guys don't know, MJ's Jersey number for the Chicago Bulls was #23.

  • 0:44 That Elite has the Cleave Feat progression.

  • @Slagomancer Wow, I literally never thought I would see that reference for a Halo game XD

  • @Rurick91 It's my ability to reference that makes me bittersweet company for movies.

  • 1# Chuck Norrys

  • that dude kill the reds. he should really be called kill the blues.

  • how do i get the flameing helmet? plz reply

  • @FareModernWar you had to preorder the game

  • 1:55 he did the splits xD

  • I UNDERSTAND MICHEAL JORDAN!!!!

    ps great video

  • TAGS: Geoff is away and mice will plad :D

  • Tags: "Geoff is away and mice will play."

    What?

  • Geoffs laugh is stuck in my head :(

  • most of the fails on these videos are people falling off edges because they dont watch thier backs

  • is it just me or at 0:14 someone screems aaaaaaa

  • Yeah I did

  • does anyone notice that the elite kills kat also

  • am I the only one who is confused by the tags

  • great balls of fire

  • God, i love you're videos they are so funny xD

  • 0:39 must be one of chuck norris' many children

  • nice tags

  • Tags:Geoff is away and mice will play

  • Thumbs Up if your Watching This in 42 B.C. While Watching Caesar Get Stabbed!

  • Thumbs up if you like boobs for top comments.

  • master elite/dr profesor badass at the clip from "CAPTAIN TRIG" realy should ae in red vs blue XD

  • Thumbs up if you are watching on 22nd december 2012!

  • 2nd clip

    spartans: GET HIM

    ELITE: no way bitches

  • Why are the two top comments almost exactly the same!

  • @thereachplayer Not quite.

  • plz reply how do u roll?

  • @FareModernWar Choose armor ability ("evade").

  • its a power up like the sprint.usually the Elites are the only ones who can use it but i have seen spartans using it.

  • Oh cool guy

  • show stoper

  • Michael Jordans number is 23

  • Thumbs up if you're watching in 1997

  • @Darthstick did you go back in time man cos this is 2012

  • @Darthstick Thumbs-up if you're a faggot!

  • @albusron3490 You are the one who is the faggot.

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  • @Darthstick the future is doomed

  • @Darthstick no im watching in the year 2552

  • @Darthstick Bitch please, i'm watching this in 10000BC on my iStone

  • wait a sec if that guy the killthereds dude if he was on the red team his team wold not trust him

  • @TheExtremegriefing Even if you had a valid point somewhere in that, I'm not sure anyone here is capable of understanding what it was. Try typing SLOWLY next time.

  • DR.PFSR.BA.ELITE

  • Michael Jordan #23 for the Bulls. amiright? lol

  • I have been watching this Since 2012 :3

  • at 1:54 he stubbed his toe.

  • who cares what day we are all watching this... we're gunna be watching them all forever anyway.

  • Dr. professor bad ass elite

  • how can a spartan fall from space an survive but dies in water

  • Actually he got that from Sesame Street.

  • 3:05 was my friend

  • in 1:16 Jack got that from family guy

  • @iDie521 no sesame street

  • spelled week wrong :D

  • @delsurf71 I think it's intended to be spelled like that lol seeing as how they've done it on 69 videos.

  • i love how in the last clip, geoff almost used actual halo lojic, then stopped himself

  • Ive watched all if them twice and they r still funny thumbs up if u do the sane

  • CChrist, Forking, your doing it wrong.

  • im not saying jack and geoff dont have one just sayin

  • thumbs up if u have a life

  • 8500th like

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  • @ghost63616 thumbs down if your sick of annoying assholes saying this shit

  • @ghost63616 Shut the fuck up..

  • @ghost63616 no im watching this in 1941 with hitler

  • @ghost63616 do you seriously think that anyone cares?

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  • @Jordan73519 im watchin it on my stonepad it has 4 apps fish catch fails of the week get freee porn and hookers

  • @911haloguy LOL

  • @Jordan73519 haha last time i heard that joke i fell off my dinosaur

  • @Jordan73519 fuck off. you made a good joke horrible

  • @strangelylucky Fuck you troll!

  • @Jordan73519 im a troll for pointing out a joke made terrible? so be it.

  • @strangelylucky but you didn't need reply

  • @Jordan73519 well I did.

    DEAL WITH IT

  • @Jordan73519 im on my stoneberry

  • @Jordan73519 i am watching it on my itree

  • @Jordan73519 im watching it in the year 3000 we have fucking time force rangers and shit

  • Ok Well Thumbs Up If Your Watchin This In 2012!

  • So if you combine Jack and Geoff, Do u get Jack off?

  • Yo week is spelled wrong Like if you just realized this

  • @ChargedChipmunk Please don't be ignorant. Have you not seen the first episode?

  • @ChargedChipmunk its on purpose mate

  • "what are the odds of that happening?" what are the odds of him not saying that every video

  • i wasted my bandwith on these :(

  • "Kill the reds" what if he's red in a slayer game?

  • TAGS: Geoff

    is

    away

    and

    mice

    will

    play

    ??

    

  • elite come on my team to awesome

  • that elite said when he killed the 3 dudes in 1 swipe "I AM SICK OF YOU!!!!!!!"

  • that elite killed carter,kat,and jun

  • jack and jeff are historical!:D

  • I've been making a playlist of these from the very beginning.

    Now I use Autoplay to enjoy a night's-worth of fails.

  • I...Can't...stop...watching these!!!

  • Tags: Achievement Hunter Fails of the Weak Week Halo Reach Funny Bloopers Screw Up Glitch Bungie Microsoft Geoff is away and mice will play

  • in ails of the weak weve seen 3 master elites the one with 3 kills 1 swipe the one a few episodes back i think threw a sticky threw the wall and the other one got 4 or 5 headshots with that warthog thing

  • lol Tags: Geoff is away and mice will play XD

  • GetMyMicrosoftPoints(dot)com/?­i=244250 for free microsoft points no Bs

  • these make me want to go and buy reach

  • lol tags "Geoff is away and mice will play"

  • I'm having some problems watching rooster teeth videos on mobile on their website...

  • i hate youtube since google bought it

  • thumbs up if you think that jack and geoff are like the Ray William Johnsons of halo

  • @wisemanfcs2 only more funny

  • press 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.­..9 if u string it together there is a funny little speech

  • thumbs up if you are watching this in 2465

  • tags: geoff is away and mice will play

  • thumbs up if u hate people who says thumbs up if...

  • @Heatblasts76 thumbs up if redundant statement is redundant

  • how many week or weaks u got made??? like 100? i have see to like 57 i think

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  • anyone else notice in 00:43 sec the elite killed kat

  • @mistersgtwaffles it wasn't kat, it was someone who had armor like kat

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 10,000 BC on your iStone!

  • anyone notice at the end of the video jack says "and we'll see you next month"?

  • @Bobbyboy532 look at the date, these vids come every week, andd from here next week was next month

  • the guy who hit the wall with a sword lunge stubbed his toe XD!

  • Tag: geoff is away and mice will play

  • Thumbs Up If Your Still Watchin This In DECEMBER 2011

  • @Ninja22XD No im watching in april 2012... Just stop these comments, they're not funny nor original.

  • @Ninja22XD nope, 2012

  • @Ninja22XD JANUARY 7TH, 2012 MOTHER

  • @Ninja22XD screw december..........ITS 2012 BITCH

  • @Ninja22XD nope 2012 =P

  • @Ninja22XD Nope. I'm watching it in 20000 B.C. on my LabStone.

  • Thumbs up if ur watching this in 521973

  • 2:03-2:06 ALLAK BAH

  • did anyone notice that epic fail at 4:04?

  • anyone else notice that blue did the splitz when he went for that energy sword lunge?

  • thumbs up if you don't give a damn for these ad's ("premature perspiration can be controlled" NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK!)

  • Thumbs up for Professor Badass Elite PhD.

  • the elite killed 3 spartas D:

  • I guess he was just a meat shield for the elite XD

  • u guys are so funny

  • you shoud get the best players and go to town on people

  • whats yalls gamertags

  • thumbs up if you hate it when both of the top comments ask for thumbs up.

  • I knew it to cause I was eating some cake and watching fails my friends were singing we wish you a happy fail day and a happy birthday too

  • This was uploaded on my birthday

  • At the end you said next MONTH! lol

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  • neve but neve drink while watching this i learned that rigth now

  • Doctor professor badass elite!

  • the second one with the elite is bullshit coz the third guy was no were near the energy sword

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 1877

  • #1 rule when playing Halo: Always, always watch where you're going. Always.

  • count jackula on 116-124

  • geoff is away and the mice will play

    tags ftw

  • It's secure IP Hasmats...

  • 1:14-1:22 reminds me of a famous freeman's Mind quote "I don't know about military protocol, but if my first buddy jumps around the cornor, and gets shot, then my seond buddy jumps around the cornor, AND my third buddy jumps around the cornor, AND GETS SHOT, them I'M not going to jump around the cornor..."

  • @031000ron1 i like that quote

  • @UlqiorraS Thanks.

  • @031000ron1 np we need more comments like this. More quotes and hilarious/witty comments would make this section of youtube a better place

  • @UlqiorraS I never thought of it that way, but i guess it would.

  • they should have third person mode or first person i forgot what one makes you see all of person. :p