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  • U guys should see the edited version

  • omg lmao

  • sick ppl , iam out

  • Achoo! Sorry I got allergic to bullshit, lol.

  • ill stick my foot all on your clit-or-it

  • One minute!!!!!!!!

  • ONE MINUTE in, I realized that she sucks. ONE MINUTE later, I realized that he sucks. ONE MINUTE after that, I realized that I was being trolled. Well played.

  • shut the fuck up before i punch you in the titty!

  • @dole90876 SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Neither of them know how to spell their names, and they both fucking suck.

  • they both were ass, 50 bucks is way too much to pay them for this. they shouldnt be going this long off the top of their heads.

  • She said he looks like he works at burgerking..  Then he tries to go hard and diss that but all he did was diss himself sayin the food was wack there. Your damn right your food is wack dumbfuck she ate that shit up quickly haha!

  • The girl was good actually

  • You ain't a chick, you got a MUTHAFUCKIN' DICK, MUTHAFUCKA. lmao

  • LMFAO I lost it at "I'll stick my fingers in your poonani and dent up your uterus."

    LEGEND LOL.

  • @ 13:30 am I viewing some cheating going on? Seems like he is muttering some words to her "secretly".

  • Dis nigga gay

  • Niggas gay fucking fagget

  • Holy fuck can you get any fucking dumber, I didn't know they let dumbo the elephant rap..

    All he says is fuck and bitch come up with some real, not with bitch,fuck,bitch,fuck shit nigga give up your day job nigga you suck only thing wack is you and your probably smoking crack.

  • U AINT A BITCH U GOTTA MOTHAFUCKIN DICK. MOTHAFUCKA!

  • i love the awkward confusion when he says "you're like coffee..."

  • weak ass battle

  • LOL He can't even explain his shit rhymes at the end 

  • Come on bitch, go buy some...wack ass burger king food LOL! Oh my God I'm in tears

  • BULLSHIT, tag from duh bush was better

  • THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR COMPUTER FREEZES AT 16:27

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  • HONESTLY

  • shut the fuck up before i punch u in the.... TIDDY (lmfao)

  • I thought the guy was better b/c he was funny as shit

  • The both suck ass, but the guy did worse... Likwuid's lines aren't even from the top of the dome..

  • tah from dah bush should kill himself

  • holy shit.....

  • 13:23 thats ok i give u claps from your commity shut the f**k up before i punch you in the titty

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaah

  • this is better than stand up comedy, lolololololololol

  • i think bush was better/

  • Dawg... Dawg... Dawg... Nigga. Nigga. Dawg.... hmm dont think she said those words a lot? What do you guys think?

  • HE...WAS...HORRIBLE!!!

  • These are motherfuckin' reeboks!

  •  IM LIGHTSKINNED BUT IM STILL BLACK XDDDDDDDD

  • poor kid 13:00

    listening .... -_-

  • should've just been a draw lol

  • they both suck unbelievably bad

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  • JUMPOFF has the shittiest roster ever.

  • i want to battle him so bad

  • ahahahahahahaa

  • i hope u actually didn't give either of them $50

  • holy fucking shit hahahaha

  • Finally i found the original video

  • hilarious and i dont like the girls attitude with the whole im alergic to whatever shut up bitch 

  • Likwuid is DA BOMB.

  • I'd fuck her.

  • Wow. Ta Phrum missed like 30 different spots where he shoulda rhymed during his second minute. That was awful.

  • Tha Prum da SHa, don't ever rap againn.

  • theyre both just awful... and its fuckin' hilarious hahahahahahahahaha

  • they both suck

  • The girl isn't half bad but that guy is disgraceful lmao

  • Tah should have won because that girl did not know what to say the whole time

    He had a cool line ''You know what I do to liquid I make it evaporate''

  • this chick burps more flow n i.q. than that guy. simply owned.

  • Don't fuck with me chick.......... Bitch you don't need this !!! My Favv Part

  • Its not even a rap battle. Dude is just ranting... Worst rapper ever .

  • LMAO . nigga proud cause he got on rebox lol

  • Struggle bars aplenty

  • it's only funny cause he thinks he's goin hard,

  • we get it likwid, ur honest!

  • chick is kinda cute

  • in my opinion she was just as bad, at least he was funny

  • @TheEPICFAIL23 other way around in my opinion .

  • 8:24 NUFF SAID

  • File under the wackest battles ever!

  • fuck anything for money?.. like a prostitute or something?

  • Tah Phrum Duh Bush deserved the money!

  • we need to support gay battle rappers!

  • I Never Get likes .____.

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  • That was super weak rope sucker, likuid change ur name stinky..

  • yo ma summer time was so shit

    i always stayed inside ever nite and then

    i played xbox live never got a tan will always stay pale and now i am currently stuck in the state jail nigga...WORD

  • Oh god, this is horrible.

  • but he never rapped before?

  • Tah phrum Duh bush is jokes lml

  • Both sucked

  • I've talked to tah phrum dah bush on facebook!!!

  • the host guy with with oversized sweater looks like the real fag lol

  • ...With guns of nonsense!

  • He's not that bad. At least he's funny lol 

  • @NeoTStyle hes horable

  • 06:05 hahahahaha

  • LOL hahahahaha that Tah Phrum Duh Bush hahahaha 8:24 12:56 13:22 hahaha hilarious guy

  • too many rounds.

  • some of his lines are ok.

  • pretty sure his gf broke up with him after this battle. he fucked up

  • 2:18 wtf lolololol!!!!!!

  • If this guy is freestyling I don't want to hear his writtens

  • these are mofuckin reeboks!

  • "niggas aint even listen to what im SAYIN" XD

  • "ill kick you like a can" WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg that guy is fucking terrible

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT GUY GOES HARD!!! HELLA NICE AT RAPPING!! SHUT THE FUCK UP BE FOR I PUNCH YOU IN THE TITTTYYYY!! THAT WENT SOOOOOOO HARD!!!!

  • I get even more embarassed by her rap sometimes

  • He free styling But fuck it I would went to written

  • pros for freeing from off the dome, but! please leave the battles up to smack, grindtime and lionsden.

  • yes u got it im a muther fuckin fag u jest mad cuz u came in the room a seen me fuckin your dad...idk but it sounds to me like hes a real fruit

  • wow... he really can't rhyme...

  • 6:06 You ain't mean nothing to me, my penis is kinda small, But it's small enough to get inside and dent your Pussy Balls.

  • Buy some whack ass burger king food

  • You got a fuckin dick! MUTHAFUCKA!! 13:01

  • If you actually listen to the rest of the rap, its gets even whacker.

  • Both suck but he actually would have one if he didn't put himself on a noose.

    Still, I think the "stfu before i punch you in the titty" was god-tier. :)

  • I literally LOL everytime I watch this

  • Its called a rap battle all I see here is a poser who looks like he just a whole herd of cattle

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  • WOW he fucked dat girls dad what a gay dick his

  • you should see a portuguese rap battle, all people around shoutin and giving energy to it, the crowd in this aint even feeling shit, just makes it look depressing...

  • Is this real?

  • Umm gay muchh ?

    lmao x]

  • Go buy some.. Wack ass.. Burger King food!

  • I know tah phrum dah bush I talked to him on facebook

  • the guy with the hood looks like an ugly camel

  • STFU BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN DA TITTEEEEEEEEE!

  • if she had more flow and cofidence she wouldlve sounded SO much better

  • your rhyms are wack and your punch lines aint funny... dummy. wtf was that line about?.. XDF

  • End of line there both wack

  • his name is tah phrum duh bush? no wonder he sucks ass

  • @3CheWy211 lmao this made my day

  • @churchthemc hahahaha well i jus got done takin a numero 2! haha

  • @3CheWy211: lol it is the top comment

  • @3CheWy211 hey youre on urban dictionary, under the definition for "top comment" O_O

  • @3CheWy211 o.O idk y but ur comment was marked as spam!!! dont trip though, i unspammed it

  • @JaMmKr3w haha thank you sir idk... O.o

  • @3CheWy211 ha its RealMusicRecords son!

  • Coffee? OH I GOT IT.

  • I love this. I'd rather watch a funny rap battle like this than 2 guys who take themselves 2 seriously with their "posse."

  • wow people these days

  • muthafckaaaaaaa......... LOL

  • i seriously say that the guy won this girl rhymes like she got down sindrom

  • lmfao!!!! he said "i dont give a fuck what you wear, why dont you get some money to finish braiding your hair" lol

  • i feel like kicking liquid in the face

  • if i got a 50 cents for every time that guy said fuck, fuckin, or mothafuckin, i could buy a new car.

  • im not even kidding, that guy was the shit

  • clitorit

  • tah phrum duh bush is a part of the illuminati

  • @mandeep95

    why do u say that

  • @daleington06 because he just is. He was by the world trade center, he constantly was aroused by likwid stylez who seems to be apart of an alien race who is hiding under human skin. He wanted to bang her and after the battle they did. The whole battle was suppose to be an illuminati thing yaddamean deuces! FLATBUSH!

  • wtf!!

    

  • idk how many times he admitted his penis is kinda small

  • What the hell is this stupid shit that i stumbled across?

    What kind of life brings people to this? did they really do that bad at school that they just stand around and try yo pay each other out? HAAAHH!!

  • 12:08 "Even though you're fuckin like coffee..." ..."what?" LOL

  • girls got good lyrics but her flow is shit. that guy is just plain stupid as fuck lol

  • wtf who laughed 13:03

    

  • this bull is funny bro they both gay but hella funny

  • i rock nuthan less than steve madden trashhh lmao

  • trying to catch me white and nerdy

  • this video has advertisements? lmao

  • lol dude is sayin the same thing every time about f*kcin her lol

  • damn dis nikka a fag lmao

  • yo both them suck you want to hear some raw shit come see me and my boy will do a two on two battle an anytime hit my emial up aceisblind@aim.com and tell then dude he ass nigga swear every rythm

  • yo both them suck you want to hear some raw shit come see me and my boy will do a two on two battle an anytime hit my emial up aceisblind@aim.com

  • That guy is actually the funniest 'rapper' in the world.

  • 15:36~15:53

    Well.....thanks for explaining

  • 12:55 Bitchassssss XD

  • he talks like shakespeare. but what he says is about justin bieber.

  • your not a chick you got the mother fuck dick

  • They both suck.

    The dude loves fucking shit

    and the chick keeps talking about her awesome "lyricism".

  • Something about fuckin another man!?

  • WHOA!!! LOL! WHOA!!!

  • Wow, this guy just really went off the deep end... At least she kept her composure throughout... He just completely lost it haha and sounds so incredibly lame XD