Max and Paddy Road to Nowhere - Prison

[TomthatiscalledTom]

He's much scarier than Raymond the Bastard

[hmfcabfc]

"Haven't you heard Wired For Sound?"

Anyone else not actually get that part? I've heard the song, still don't get it.

[jaddajn1]

@hmfcabfc dont you get it? 'wired for sound' it's criminal!!!!

[hmfcabfc]

@jaddajn1

I don't get it. :( Meh, I actually like the song though.

[GreeenIrishTweeed]

haha best bits with cliff

[2pintsluver]

man if i got stuck in a cell wiv cliff i'd kill my self

[adammm1]

where ya tunneling to? NEXT CELL!?

[SuperKopDude]

Paddy: Where you tunneling to? Next cell?

Max: Awww, shit.

LMAO

[ChristianCageCarisma]

HAHA AWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!

[wowwwzaaa]

This is hilarious, they shouldve made another series! :L

[ArcherBellGallagher]

Where you tunneling to? next cell!

Im actually PMSL

[WarrenPine]

whats the song called? haha

[ScytheAzure]

as soon as paddy steps into those showers those lads will tihnk its cristmas morning, they'll ride me like a black pool donkey

hahahah loved that

[razarth]

WERE YOU TUNNELING TO, NEXT CELL?

PMSL

[05ahhh]

hahha, well funny..

[maxbibby1987]

what do ya say?

I'm gunna get bummed

LMFAO

[JayG94]

whats the song cvalled any1??

[MrPaulc23]

@JayG94

if u mean the cliff richard songs its the millenium prayer

[JakobSpooner]

let em think were a couple of big time gangsters doing a bit of bird as usual

[argumentalcom]

"theyre gonna ride me like a blackpool donkey!" XD

[tomnllay]

im gunna get bummed

[kaz2692]

"what is it"?

"its a tunnel"

"where your tunneling too! next cell?"

hahahahahahahaha

[sinnednosbig]

He's Gunna get bummed Lol

[JIMMYJDOTR]

'its a'right ive sen a pay ph- .. wwhat do you mean alright for me?!'

[ThaKidJoey]

Hey Guys Fancy a Game of Tennis, Ive Told You Cliff We Have Now Balls, Mix Dubbles, its ok You Can use Myne

[mufcevo]

Lmao!

[lovegames198]

hahaha its a tunnel XD

[mufcgazza2k7]

lol if he was singing that crap while i was trying to sleep i would slam his face into that big picture of cliff lol

[austinlgw]

hi guys! im cliff.

[Zandiniho]

"hi guys... fancy a game of tennis...mixed doubles pop pop pa"

ive told you before cliff we've got no balls

"thats ok... you can use mine...cya down there. chow guys" hahaha

[mackatoonarmy]

haha great

[majinimouth98]

Graffics are a bit crappy...And it keeps breaking up. Good episode though. Max & Paddy's awesome.

-Good!

[PELLONBOI1]

Top video funny as.... Hi Guys Fancy a game of tennis hahaha

[001macka]

Half-heartedly scraping the wall with a plastic spoon!

[RAFDanny]

LOL! I love Max and Paddy! Classic!

[iluvmartyd]

This is SO funny! Thanks for posting! *****

"That's ok, you can play with mine". HAHA!

[Ellpeaky]

theyll ride me like a blackpool donkey

[jc25city]

I've told ya, we've got no balls. That's alright you can use mine. Chow Guys.

[salfordred92]

tunnling to nxt cell lmfao!!!!

[froog1988]

one of the funniest scenes lol "fancy a game of tennis"

[JAMIEGRANTHAM32]

chow guys

[alido923]

"I can't stand another night with that Millelium Prayer."

[ArmsDealer06]

haha Tango and Cash

[4phooka]

awsome simply awsome :)

[Arsenalwwe2008]

they need to make another series

[manunited2k8]

i totally agree with ya there m8 its a legend show

[RSAgressor]

this episode would be so much better if Den Perry was in the same prison. Especially when Brian shows up.

[tyhghgfewr]

max and paddy wat can i say just awsome !!!!! love it, they should make a spin of called magnet and steel!!! never get tired of watching peter kay ,i think the best episode of the series is when they are in prison and meet raymond the bastard in the showers just classic comedy at its best!!!!

[surv1ver]

Gerry? gerry the berry?

[thatboythatgirl2020]

where u tunneling to ova cell...max - ah shit lmfao

[laymonite]

I really wish they'd make a new series of this - I like phoenix nights enough, but concentrating on Max and Paddy made it much funnier. Come on Peter and Paddy! Peter's not been seen much on TV lately and Paddy's seen lately on Ginster's pies and the (spew) Lilly Allen show! The public are crying out for another series of Max and Paddy Hit the road!

[oTHREATZo]

AGREED!

[mkj1972]

indeed! wired for sound!

[Wotansspawn]

It would be too much of a shock for some people the state of British telly at the moment.

[user1413]

I'm gunna get bummed!! lmfao!! omg so funny!

[frostymoto]

THIS SONG MAKES ME CRY

[frostymoto]

THIS SONG MAKES ME CRY

[17lfcgerrardlfc17]

the funniest max and paddy line is wen max says to peppi put the cake down flower and piss off

[nicebevan22]

ive no balls cliff

dats ailright u can play with mine

bhahahah love this show

[xAmber93x]

ahaha

'what is it?'

'its a tunnel'

ledgend!

xox

[lisarosemurph]

raymond the basterd is like the king gt propper servents to wash his body hahaha

[bmeerman40]

i'm gonna get bummed haha lol

[rednec101]

i dont they make a new series the old 1 was mint!

[callumomac]

They are making Phoenix Nights 3 and are making Two Special Episodes of M&P

[englishminty]

Classic!!!!!

[danny88101]

That cliff guy is great.

[princesspetch]

paddy's answer at the end says it all.........."I'm gunna get bummed"

pmsl

[gayhuw]

"They'll ride me like a blackpool donkey"

Max and Paddy FTW

[06Laura]

i love this XD

[royalcollage]

Proper funny'peter and patrick top duo they should work together again there great!!

[johnnydude101]

omg this episode was well funny

[andyrotherman]

a friend of mine lent me pheonix nights for the first time and i laffed my pants off .i cant wait to watch max and paddy

[gingerboy193]

fucking class when the creep at the start sings. i want that on my mobile

[andyovbarnsley]

When paddy steps in them showers those lads will think its christmas morning. theyl ride me like a blackpool donkey

[sean93hilton]

lol he starts singing

[Ashaldinho8]

Haha legend

[winston0024]

lmfao i love max and paddy lol "mixed doubles"

[jxfoox]

im gunna get bummed.

[pauljackie69]

hi guys game of tennis mixed doubles pop pop pop iv told ya weve got no balls thats ok you can play with mine cya down there

lol bolloks!

[captinshmosta]

Where u tunneling to, the next cell??

...

Ohh shit!

XD

[WilliamMoselysgirl]

i love it when cliff start singing at night to his THING

[niksta1]

TO FAR TONY!

[xxsophiiieexx]

lol love this episode!

wher ya tunnelin to? next cell?

........

o shit

haha

[dragonfitter]

when paddy steps in them showers them lads will think its christmas day the best line

[hazdaman95]

can any1 tell me wer i can watch m&p eps?

[imlegsy]

is this on at every thurs?

[Guardian77777]

nope, every friday, channel 4, usually 9-10pm, but it wont be on for long, most of the episodes have been shown, i think their doing another series of Max and Paddy.

[lukeyblunt]

yeh mahn. i was watchin this last nite !! :) rite funnehh :P

[Guardian77777]

same here (friday)

[lukeyblunt]

Ha ! Yeh. We're so cool.

[Guardian77777]

i know :P we are so cool

[dannygregwoo]

best one is paddys room m8 lol

[TinyDane]

"Oooh Sponge Cake My Favourite" plunges hand into Cake. Its very niiiice

[thetoon99]

a very big job i want 50%.

[Jammydodgers41]

hi guys fancy mixed doubles 2 on 2 (pup pup) lol brill

[ejl1000]

MAX: I did this last night, while everyone was asleep. (Shows Paddy the tunnel he began to dig with a plastic spoon)

PADDY: What is it?

MAX: It's a tunnel.

(Paddy starts crying)

MAX: Whoa Whoa Whoa get a grip you're comin' apart!

PADDY: Where're you tunnelin' to? Next cell?

MAX: Oh Shit!

Hhahahahahahahahaha! Max & Paddy r the best LOL How durr you!

[HUFCNEIL1]

haha brillient!

but why does everyone comment repeating the lines. were not def we can hear them!

[Meadsy25204742]

Some people might be ;)

[phycodicemo]

bloody brillient!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'ave moved from the uk to newzealand and no one has heard of this

[kla345]

cool,1 of my class m8s is thinking of moveing to newzealand.

brill vid btw.

[mano0obe]

i'm gonna get bummed!

[walleyrange]

brilliant!

[xEmmzziiee123]

"When Paddy steps in those showers them lads'll think its Christmas morning. They'll ride me like a Blackpool donkey"

hahahahahaha.

[adz14000]

"where r u tunnelin to the next cell"genious

[safc2222]

Hi guys fancy a game of tennis? mixed doubles pah pah pah!

[Alisha2022020]

bloody hell wats he in for

[Gingerrights123]

hi m8 u like maz paddy

[muscmn]

lol is it just me or does paddy shave his pits?

[1bababooey]

Amazing, just fuckin great

[ace4u2u]

omg this is so funnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[mikesp1991]

haha.. i love this programme.. so funny

[0xlozx0]

oooo i love the tunnel bit haha "were you tunnelin to next cell". mmm padyys fit!!

[guns511]

lol "wat do ya say" "im gonna get bummed"

[xAllyxAllyx]

Hi guy's hahahahhahahaha!!! piss funny!!!

[georgaalty]

"Have you never heard wired for sound?" - Monster!

[theoneandonly690]

hi guys,fancie a game of tennis, mixed doubles?,

i told ya....we'v no balls cliff

thats ok, u can play with mine

c you down ther

chow guys

[JoJoXXXXXXX]

PMSL hehe XjojoX

[alexcallsecurity]

OHHHHHHHHHH Brilliant. OUR FARTHER WHO........ PADDDY MAX OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THEE.

[lukeburnley]

hi your gay

[nighthawk016]

"hi im cliff"

[dandonc865]

lmao