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Can someone please help me out here? My fortune cookie today said "You will have good luck and will overcome many hardships". Ok, does anyone else see that as a mixed message? "You will overcome (many hardships) ". Oh my god, does this mean I am going to have many hardships?

somotastic21 2 months ago

good concept bad acting from the woman

zackboomer 2 months ago

You already are my hero Tim.

krymankry420rs 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheStation

lol this was funny

moniluv100 3 months ago

2:15.. no exit wound

MrSuspiciousPerson 3 months ago

OMG llllllllllllllllooooooooooooolllllllllllll

shootingstars963 3 months ago

HAHAHAHA 2:20 in the back lmao

chitownzgangsta97 3 months ago

No O. but tht girl looks like a guy

littelpan99 3 months ago

JOHN FUCKING NAAAA!!!!!

farhanpwns 3 months ago

if you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune cookie it fits every time!

bdog0402 4 months ago 8

@bdog0402 duck.. in bed..

verifymyageful 1 month ago

that was awesome xD..

kokocipher 4 months ago

@Poohnic the video is for entertainment not for you to comment on his face ur wastin your motherfucking time saying shit like that

misssparekle18 4 months ago

@losttubes shut the fuck up lets see you try to get youtube fame and money like they do and lets see u try 2 have billions of ppl that find u funny and try to make a creative video like this YOU WASTED YOUR TIME WAtching and commenting so dont blame it on someone who actually is goin places in this world

misssparekle18 4 months ago

dude this is such an awesome vid i mean the creativity.

MetalAndOtherGenres 4 months ago

weak, and boring , waste of my freak ing funking time!!!!!!

losttubes 4 months ago

Nobody ate the cookies :(

Kayjillypoo 4 months ago 2

@Kayjillypoo *sigh* nobody ever does

SkimLouie 4 months ago

omg its lindsy from the reckless tortuga !!!!! XD

d3100100 4 months ago

"Well, at least now he won't bang my gf" Lol

Soccerplayinggirl 5 months ago

all the channels are together thats awesomene

alsafahh7 5 months ago 2

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s2pideleprank 5 months ago

@s2pideleprank i know talking dont you about

4313rahman 5 months ago

is the man in the green hat the guy from mediocre films??? :DDDD!!!!

11010101101110111111 5 months ago

LINDSEY RECKLESS, TIMOTHY DE LA GHETTO,AND A WHITE GUY

mariostriker3 5 months ago

did you guys see rick, leaving, in the background!?

PurpleHeartNB 5 months ago

thts the 1st time ive seen a tim in a collared shirt

ILIKEMONEY999 5 months ago

lol JOHN FUCKING NAAAAAAA AS WAITER

109talal 6 months ago

thats the girl from reckless Tortuga

jkilla199 6 months ago

@jkilla199 yes i noticed shes frm reckless tortuga :P

lsukickass 6 months ago

john na

HeavenProductionsHD 6 months ago

WHAT DA FUCK MAN!!! XD LOVE IT!! 1:32 BEST PART

Tigerandpebbles 6 months ago

I showe fortune cookie up ur aiiaaaaaaass

FoodFromAscension 6 months ago

People blame rap music for glorifying gun violence. But I blame the Station, there's always a handgun within reach and someone always gets shot!

Bellerophon17 6 months ago

timothy's face is yucky.

Poohinc 6 months ago

hey look at the waiter its... its... Jon FFUCKIN NA!

h4x0rax 6 months ago

u lucky now he didnt bangur girlfriend >.♥

sojedable 6 months ago

Ehh wait.. Whut? Isn't that the girl who plays black ops zombie with eric? o.O

Damn..

RandomJordy 6 months ago

hahaha Dang, I didnt get a fortune...*puff*

cutiepotatoes92 6 months ago

well obviously these fortune cookies were happening,they were from JOHN FUCKING NA, MAY GOD REST HIS SOUL

MrAsianabe 6 months ago

its JOHN FUCKING NA!

MrFlugoification 7 months ago 63

I wonder if this is the sick ass ramen shop marshall goes to...

sobiesczsa 7 months ago

man how many fortune cookies dey got!!!!!!

samoantwinkie 7 months ago

how many cookies are they given??

dam i only get like 1

maskddrumer 7 months ago in playlist Just Silly 2

wasnt the lucky number 51217, he said 51216

nmuninzo 7 months ago

Look at Rick in the background lol

Dannster9 7 months ago

That's the man from mediocrefilms

slueth8 7 months ago

The guy didn't even cock the gun. FAKE.

dragonheat326 7 months ago

@dragonheat326 if that is your evidence for this video being fake your a tru dumb fuck.

PencilPusher151 7 months ago

@dragonheat326 No shit you dumb fuck

ghettosouth39 7 months ago

The man in the green hat looks a bit like the guitarist from System Of A Down :P

benakins2468 7 months ago

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zascha1234 7 months ago

Ummm paradox alert? If everything the fortune cookie said was true, then dave had to have slept with pete's gf in the future, but how did he do that if he was gone??

TheTrojanee 7 months ago

hey thats lindsey ;D from reckless tortuga :)

DarknessPr0w 7 months ago

Haha Rick in the back!!!:)

beast0230 7 months ago

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@sixdin they weren't in this...

DesignMads 7 months ago

do you see rick

tip2325 7 months ago

I used to like this before but now... meh.

SuperioMan3432 7 months ago

DAT FAT NIGGA RICK JUST SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND CHILLEN LMFAO@@@!!!

lmAHater 7 months ago

thats alot of fortune cookies lol

extremecrazy123 7 months ago

this is...AWESOME!!!

failvideos100 7 months ago

smosh...

sixdin 7 months ago

lol

tgifrida 7 months ago

weird iwas just watching physco girlfriend

fanofmakeupartist 7 months ago

Jon FUCKING Na

tygerattack 7 months ago

Man, Timothy overacts. =S

iiZombiee 7 months ago

wow anyone see rick in the back !?! (:

kadieelovee 8 months ago 92

that was pretty cool

cdmadahan 8 months ago

Isn't that the guy from "Improv Pranks on Chat Roulette" ?

SuperDuperLooper64 8 months ago

She is too thin to be pragnete

ProudlyQatari 8 months ago

@ProudlyQatari Pragnete? what is that?

orangechicken210 8 months ago

@ProudlyQatari ya cuz u become big as a baloon as soon as u get pregnet....#stupid

BIGTAP23 7 months ago

i see rick

Dwockeez 8 months ago

Lameeeee

Fatboii9468 8 months ago

that girl is such a bad actor

TheBarbieGirl012345 8 months ago

@TheBarbieGirl012345 this was a short comedy video, the acting isn't necessarily supposed to be "superb". and do you watch recklesstortuga? she's actually pretty good

NinniNkip777 8 months ago

Thumbs up if you thing the "Man in the Green Hat" sound like Yoda

xOmniChuu 8 months ago

how come shane isn't in any of them anymore

NinjaStrikeofDeath 8 months ago

keep pressing 8 lol

teaaj 8 months ago

825 people got their girlfriends banged

boringamer 8 months ago

seriously, people think this channel makes funny content? well at least they've attracted most of the people with IQ below room temperature to subscribe to them....

bustachaina 8 months ago

@bustachaina I'm an 11 year old with an IQ of 140, no joke. I think they are funny and anyone who doesn't has and IQ of about 9 (you)

TheKkowalski65 8 months ago

@bustachaina yeah, and 10-to-1, you're a subscriber to them, you damn dickhole.

Jikirdor 8 months ago

@Jikirdor I've never been subscribed to TheStation.... Good job proving you're a low IQ retard.

bustachaina 8 months ago

@bustachaina honestly you have no idea when someone makes a joke, fool. how completely juvenile to get so riled up at someone just because they subscribe to somebody other than you. hehe...how arrogant. I pity you and your oversized egocentric ways. I do not need to take ignorance like this....what a waste of my time. I should have known it is impossible to argue with idiocy.

Jikirdor 8 months ago

@Jikirdor Your last reply proved you had no idea what I was saying, lol. Fail. Talking to you is like talking to a wall. /bored

bustachaina 8 months ago

@bustachaina heh...how arrogant. You, wasting your time to reply to comments such as this? If you dont have anything better to do, besides the obviousness of having to go solo since you quite obviously have nobody to screw you, i pity you. Its apparent that you're still a virgin, since you're such an ignorant, dog-faced, bitchy slut. Good luck finding anybody who'll ever remotely love you, since its hard for anybody to do so when you obviously love yourself so much, you egocentric bitch.fuck you

Jikirdor 8 months ago

@Jikirdor You're wasting just as much time as I am. Difference is that I'm laughing while you're raging.. hard. LOL. Oh the joys I get from the low IQ twits on YouTube. ^_^

bustachaina 8 months ago

@bustachaina you honestly think im raging? Obviously you need to get a reality check. I talk like this in normal conversation when i come across anybody with a much lower IQ level than myself. Honestly, grow up. Just because somebody subscribes to someone you dont like doesnt mean you can just insult the creators of the movie or the people who follow their videos for entertainment. The real troll here is you. And besides, frivolous joys such as the pain of others, how completely juvenile.

Jikirdor 8 months ago

Lindsay!

TVRetarded 8 months ago

keep pressing 1 and look at the girl's eyes

FeelGoodKids 8 months ago

kate is hot

Cartacki 8 months ago

this girl is from reckless tortuga

xKiNSCHYYx 8 months ago

keep pressing 8

9833498334fuckyou1 8 months ago

im suprised it didnt get more views. Its pretty funny

15infinite 8 months ago

The guy in the green hat looks like the guy from the chat roulette improv pranks :)

11010101101110111111 8 months ago

John f**king Na!

*Exploding text and stuff*

odoggization 8 months ago

"You know, Dave didn't open a fortune yet."

"I didn't get one." POOF! He's gone.

"Well at least now he won't bang my girlfriend."

bluefish379 8 months ago

i thoght they said stab. how do you stab someone with a gun?

ganne2000 8 months ago

its that crazy girlfriend on the left!

Lov3Hina 8 months ago

the cookie will know what to do

lol

drockderek1 8 months ago

LOL!

yourHEROineETA 8 months ago

i laughed my ass off.

Kougzta75 8 months ago

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to me it look like a leprechaun to me. who else see da leprechaun say yea!

briguylf11 9 months ago

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briguylf11 9 months ago

loll that was awesome!!!

SallAboutMe1 9 months ago

that was really good!

KittiMitties 9 months ago

thumbs up if u saw rick first

cruzito13able 9 months ago

They always shoot someone.

GizmoPLUR 9 months ago

This would be hella raw if it happened in real life!

Olaguerrero 9 months ago

Never mock the Cookie!

MijitoChinito1 9 months ago 2

lol the briefcase was a snap open, non-password protected one.

EmoAznNeenja 9 months ago

lol that was funny lol well at least w

he wont bang my grilfriend haha

Bigtimerushsweethear 9 months ago

2:35

Respect the pouch. Respect it!

angeldemon00 9 months ago

Isn't that Lindsay from Recklesstortuga

FriendsInGaming 9 months ago

Thumbs up for Lindsey...

Tzuky01 10 months ago

I......FUCKING......LOVE.......COOKIES

nightengale379 10 months ago

the cookie is a lie.

...unless Dave ghost-fucks Tim's girlfriend...

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