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  • Hey guys,

    Just wanna say on behalf of Australia that we aren't all douchey like this guy.

    Peace.

  • What an absolute tool, no one says 'Them some nice apples' Idiot.

  • can anyone tell what he says in the vid please? 2 things not to say in australia, one is sheila and the other is??

  • @hoichin the other was "Them's some nice apples!", which according to him is a way of saying that a lady has some rather shapely and attractive contents within the upper regions of her shirt!

  • @Tarantio1983 thanks!

  • @hoichin as they'd say in the aussie vernacular "no worries, luv!", and i can just about get away with that as a pommey bugger!

  • @hoichin no worries, luv! ain't no big deal ... take care!

  • I eat Kangaroo all the time, it's awesome!

  • When you get down to it, we Yanks and Aussies are of the same family. We're descended from the same British colonial backwater culture LOL.

  • Should have mentioned that Fanny means something COMPLETELY different in Australia

  • @annaagenevieve lol remember when my american friend called it a fanny pack around our aussie friends (as if we didnt make enough jokes about him wearing it in the first place)

  • you forgot rubber, one is a condom other is eraser. That was fun when I went to school with a few aussies and kiwis

  • I've never heard anyone in NZ call it a rubber, hungeredone. Come to think of it . . . i've never heard anyone call it a "prophylactic device" either.

  • @SiliconBong well then kiwis dont call erasers rubbers, but the aussies did

  • 'rubber' is a common term for an eraser, hungeredone, in primary schools in NZ.

  • @hungeredone well i was saying before that they aussies and kiwis called erasers rubbers, and yanks called condoms rubbers. But i see the distinction was lost on you from your comic, read it again with that context and then look at your comment and see how pointless it was.

  • @hungeredone lol i meant comment not comic, guess that was some sort of Freudian slip from watching different standup videos

  • Apart from Americans and English people, Australians are the weirdest

  • @MrKoolDom in wat way mate

  • kangaroo meat tastes like shit.

  • @rhcpkzi you taste like shit

  • not so acurite

  • All the idiots in CA? Do your research fidiot , Texas has the plastic surgery problem.

  • i've always called them round abouts in america

  • but we do eat Kangaroo? It's in all the supermarkets, not as popular as other red meats, but we do eat it. One of the highest sources of iron in meat.

  • @moletan I was surprised he said that since I had some at two different restaurants while in Adelaide, and there was a kangaroo meat stall at the market too. Oh, and the meat was delicious.

  • BTW we know what roundabouts are in America. Here they're called circles, but many are being phased out, it seems, since they're such a hazard. New Jersey is the home of the jughandle, a half-circle that diverts you to make a simple turn.

    Anyway, translations of real Strine would be more useful. ;)

  • American here. Perhaps it's because of the Internet, but I don't think there are many differences. We call them thong sandals too; the phrase "a pair of thongs" makes that obvious. A thong can also be underwear or a bikini bottom that exposes the backside. I wasn't aware that Americans thought kangaroos are eaten there. But I think we do have the mistaken impression they're hopping down all the streets there, since they're on EVERYTHING to do with Oz. LOL.

  • @theliberalmedia08 I haven't heard thong for flip flops since the 80s, but yes, it's an American term too. And I've had kangaroo meat in Australia. Kangaroo actually do hop across a lot of streets the way deer run across US streets. There are signs warning drivers, just like we have deer ones. (Though I've found that squirrels here get Aussies excited.) Oh, and some Americans under 30 call women "dude," which drives me crazy. Have had to tell younger women colleagues to stop calling me that.

  • @Tracymmo where were you when you saw Kangaroos in the streets, hell my city only has 300,000 people and I've never seen a kangaroo in any of our streets. I have to go a little ways out to see any

  • @irishgodfatherchris I live on the Gold Coast and it happens here

  • @Tracymmo Not in cities, but on roads further out in SA. Saw the signs all the time, and tons of kangaroos too.

  • long time since you've lived in Australia??

  • "permanently drunk " !?!?! No wonder ya'all are so friggin happy ! lol

    No haters ...

    I like the idea of  " mate." Call everyone you see,whether or not you know them, " Mate." I like that.

    " Yo, mate! "

    Thank u for this and no need to get shirty if I piss u off.

    RIP< Heath, still missed.

    PS: You have a beautiful country,right-o.

  • @mintgumdropz1 I had the impression "mate" is only used between males. To say "mate" to a woman is kind of like calling a woman in America "dude." Maybe it doesn't rise to the level of being offensive, but it's just odd.

  • angus beef= steak

    angus-b= bangus (milkfish)

    you've just witnessed the difference between steak and fish!

    no haters!

  • if "apples" means breasts ..... so what on hell does cucumber refer to?

    I'm currently in Australia and I would never buy cucumber but anyway I love apples in either cases

  • Australians are not always drunk (as claimed by the presenter). Some of us are somewhat less bogan and have PhDs....

  • @aortablue i'm glad to hear that. Made me think that Aussie men never put the glass down. Lots of misrepresentation,I think, on this presenter... ? Hmmm

  • This is probably the worst guy to represent Australians. I have never referred to tits as apples.

  • @NashiNashii i'm really glad to hear that. lol

    I was sitting here thinking that Aussie men were either very heath- conscious or... very fruit- perverted. lol

    ( Would make more sense to call tits " peaches..." Oh, wait. I much prefer the fruit, peaches to apples. Scratch that idea. I'm not gay/ bi, so I'll keep it at " apples" ... ???

  • He might be referring to the American phrase "How do ya like THEM apples?" which is your grandpa's way of saying "How bout that!" or more often "In your face! I win/you lose!" It's old fashioned, but some people still use it for fun.

    But there's NO way to rephrase "How do ya like them apples?" You can't say, "Them are some nice apples." or "Give me your opinon of those apples, sir." That would not work!

  • He's from where? Austria? Or "Straya"? I've never heard of it!

  • @danseventyseven I know, right? I'm from AUS-TRAIL-I-A, a country with four syllables in the name. This guy is really annoying me, just because nobody I know uses some of the slang that he mentioned. And I'm pretty sure anyone could figure out what a roundabout is...

  • @TaureanGirl11 - Australia**. Why does everyone online write "Austrailia"? Anyway, I'm from QLD and heaps of people say exactly what he said - also, there are heaps of roundabouts here, and I once saw an American drive the wrong way around one and end up on the island part. It was hilarious because he had an American flag sticker and a pair of balls hanging down off the bumper. ^_^ LOL

  • @Harlequinist Hey, I'm from QLD too! Maybe just a different part then? Or maybe it's just my friends. Lol at the American driver though :)

  • @TaureanGirl11 - Maybe, I probably just have too many bogan friends though. :P

  • @Harlequinist QLD?

  • @sasorinodanna13 - QLD is "Queensland". The sunshine state of Australia. :)

  • @Harlequinist but is currently under water...

  • Mate isn't used to people we don't know either its usually used with close mates we know and associates like blokes who we'll have a yarn with at the pub regularly when we're there but dont always hang with it's more a mutual respect term nowadays.

  • @TruthVati fuck off mate...every male, and even some females are called mate.

  • "Them's some nice apples" ?????? If you said that people would most likely respond: "shut up you tool"

  • We have round abouts in America. And the older folks still refer to sandals as thongs.

  • I always thought apples was "alright" as in if someone falls or trips but is okay, "naw, he'll be apples in no time" maybe I'm misinformed as well but that's what I heard.

  • @paganpenguin you are correct

  • I have lived in Australia my whoooole fucking life, I was born here and by the end of this year it'll be 23 years on this rock sticking out of the ocean for me.

    ...But I have never heard of a pair of chesticles being referred to as 'apples', in Australia.

    EVER.

  • @Shangas well ive never heard of titties refered to as chesticles but im using it from now on

  • @seceretagent008 I read it on UrbanDictionary. But Apples? Nope.

  • Apple? Bullshit.

  • also an aussie and never heard the term apples

  • this guy wasn't born in australia, he has german parents. he is doing a very poor impersonation,................­........... in his whole life he's never said "how ya gaarrrnn carrnt?", or "farrkk it's hot!"......he's a pussy...........apple's for tits?? what a cocksock

  • this guy wasn't born in australia, he has german parents. he is doing a very poor impersonation,................­........... in his whole life he's never said "how ya gaarrrnn carrnt?", or "farrkk it's hot!"......he's a pussy...........apple's for tits?? what a cocksock

  • @thepiratefist i bet your from nsw or nothern territory or victoria somwhere like that am iroight

  • @seceretagent008 wrong nob jockey,

  • @TheKRUCKYtapes well your from dick vile dont bother saying im wrong because i know i'm right

  • I think my favorite Aus phrase is "Bob's your uncle!"

  • Haha, the thong one has gotten me before. Was talking to a guy from australia and he said something about thongs. Confused me so much :P

  • why the fuck would you tell american's that thongs arent g-strings its our one chance to secretly ask a drity question to tourists and if they get offended you can get away with it easily

  • Why is he explaining roundabouts...?

  • @Palmieres Because on american gps's they call them carousel, or something weird like that.

  • Interesting, in kiwi, we'd say, "We sure beat the shit outta you aussies in rugger." but in Australian it comes out as: "We sure let those All Blacks run all over us eh mate!" In kiwi: "Hey, shout us a beer mate." In Aussie: "Hey, shout us a beer mate or I'll grab yer sheila's apples." I think, whether Kiwi, Aussie or Canadian, it's really been: "Hey lass, show us yer tits." all along, with nary an apple in sight.

  • What a beautiful unique language -_-

  • ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

  • he was alright........at least he wasn't obnoxious like some other Australians

  • @nwpamundsen there are obnoxious people all over the world....

  • wtf we eat a fair bit of fucking kangaroo its nothing like asking for eagle in america, idiot.

  • @pookybiggins

    hahahaha.

  • Thank F**K this tool moved to America and out of my country.

  • this guy doesnt know anything about Australia don't listen to him this is a massive fail vid no one sas dem some nice apples and u dont call everyone a m8t its mostly just guys in pubs something to know is dont say u fell on your fanny it doesnt mean the same thing also no one says sheila except drunk bogans dont go to australia thinking its gonna be like crocodile Dundee or Steve Erwin its not although i may have actually ruined the fun there we like to mess with Americans

  • I dont know what part of australia u live mate but here in Western Australia most of those words are still used

  • LOL!

  • I'm American. We have kangaroo meat at a health food restaurant down the street. We say "thongs" for flip flops too. Lots of drunk people in my neighborhood. And my generation grew up watching Croc Dundee so we know what a Sheila is. I guess we're not so different after all! :D

  • Um, is this guy serious?

    You can get kangaroo meat really easily. It's sometimes a bit pricier than beef or lamb, but it's great...and really healthy because there's very little fat on it.

    And I've never heard of "them some nice apples."

  • you can get 'fresh kangeroo meat' at any supermarket, its very common.

    also I have never heard anyone say 'dem some nice apples', and if a guy said that to me i would think he was retarded, not offensive!

    this video fails.

  • the tunee! what is it??

  • Reading the posted comments is almost as funny as this video itself....

  • ARGH! This guy makes me mad! It is NOT pronounced Austraya, IT'S AUST - RA - LI -A!

  • You must be living in Adelaide. Anywhere else and we hear austraya enough to just not care. Enjoy your feeling of supremacy.

  • You mean New Zealand's west island.

  • Oh, thank you! Sometimes I feel I'm the only one on the internet who makes that distinction. Even communitychannel is not immune to this disease.

  • yeah true that, irishgodfather. QUEENSLANDER!!!!

  • AMERICA DOESN'T HAVE ROUNDABOUTS?!

  • Nope.

  • America has roundabouts but they're very, very rare.

  • Lol... the part of America im from does.. i live in California.... but like instead of the Traffic going to the Left.. it goes to the right.. like it does in the rest of america.. but yeah.. Lmao

  • What's the difference between American and Australian accent? Their accent sounds the same for me.

  • the influence on our accents are different for example i live in Victoria and my accent resembles more a South African accent than per se a Queenslander who's accent has has more of a Scottish influence so they sound more like New Zealanders

  • Yes, but what about Now South Wales? It sounds the same for me... :(

  • in the southern Riverina they sound like us because Victoria is where theyre ancestors came from prior to emigrating here, but the further north you go the accents and pronounciation of certain words like "castle" and "dance" change

  • But does the accent change, I don't mean the pronunciation but the intonation. How do they sound like or the differences are only in pronunciation.

  • about halfway up the coast accents start to change to become a lot more scottish influence but not enough to sound like New Zealanders (thats just the easiest way i could explain it) in short the influence on our accents are different the same applies to Perth where you may find that they speak almost with an English accent with possibly a hint of South African

  • thanksss ;) Greets form afrench in COlombia You have a wonderful country. I hope to study there in Brisbane one day.

  • No, the accent doesn't change

  • Oh Thank you!!

  • Americans (for the most part) pronounce their vowels in the palate, whereas Australians pronounce theirs at the back of the throat.

  • have a go ya mug is not an aussie term

  • You forgot to mention that we also call 'erasers' rubbers.

  • LMFAO

    that's hilarious.

  • actually towrong. in australia we call thongs (as in the shoe) thongs. we also call g strings thongs. we dont call them flip flops so i dont know what your thinking

  • traffic is a continuous flow to the left... I beg to differ.

  • A thong in America is a G-String in Aus.

  • a thong and a g string r two different things

  • Thongs in Australia are what Americans call 'flip-flops'. I don't know what they are called in England though.

  • We call them flip-flops too

  • youre not actually an australian are you?

    or this video was made in the 50's/using only data from wiki, either one.

    i did love the way you got off on the wrong foot right away though with the whole kangaroo/eagle comparison. most of us have eaten kangaroo and live within 15 mins drive of somewhere that sells it. we call those places supermarkets.

  • I can't wait to go to Australia when I'm older :D

    I didn't know sandals were called thongs in Aussie. But now I do.

    Greetings from Eng.

  • no no thongs and sandles are different, thongs are basicly no roof shoes, a place to seperate your big toe form the other 4 and thats about it, as for a sandel, well you know what that is

  • sipdermonkey your a fuckwit mate.....

    straight up cunt snadwhich.... shut up aye...

    if your not from aussie dont make opinions about it

  • My sheila better be in the kitchen cooking me some roo stew when i get back from work or it's out with the wife bashers

  • So what do you call an apple? Like the fruit.

  • Honestly, we just call apples (the fruit) "apples".

    I'm an Aussie and I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to breasts as "apples".

  • @pokupokupoku LOL! i'm from australia and i've heard people say "look at them apples" HAHAH

  • @pokupokupoku Yeah, I have. And I'm from Australis too. Haha.

  • @pokupokupoku same.

  • @pokupokupoku i agree. they are MELONS! >_<''

  • @pokupokupoku In the USA , we call it boobs or melons ! 

  • @TheGeeksftw It's only melons in the US since every idiot in California decided to get DDD implants. Apples actually sound more normal, but they probably should say avocados. Who wants to have breasts shaped like apples or oranges? LOL.

  • hmmm, well i dont know about that eagle on a stick thing but we DO eat kangaroo and its pretty dam good.

  • AUSSIEeeeeeeeeeeee How good is it, I love it!!!!! QUEENSLAND 4 Life... go home you cockroachers

  • a bunch of those aren't only australian.

  • so?

  • Im Australian... We do eat Roo, its sold at all the supermarkets around my area :S

  • We have round-abouts in the states. A lot in New Jersey and one where I live in Pennsylvania.

  • I hate it when foreigners (esp americans) use the word 'mate'. No-one calls me mate and I don't call anyone mate. It is an affection and no-one really uses it unless they are trying to be Aussie (like a Texan saying 'Ya-All come back now, ya hear" - who says that?).

  • people in texas say that. and ive heard people say it.

  • Possibly it depends on where in Oz you're from? I say mate all the time, alongside Gday aswell. WA.

  • I say mate all the time, so does pretty much everybody I know, you must be a metro.

  • hahahahahah you put nail on the head mate

  • trying to be aussie, lmao your an idiot m8,

    i use the term in everyday language, same with silly old bugger, bloody oath, settle nevel ect

    yanks just think we chuck on the accent really thick when saying it

    alot of my m8s use the term

    and my whole family dose

    and no im not from the country

    just cos you don't use the term dosn't mean others don't

    the reason you don't use it

    is probs cos your friends and family arn't very australian orientated

    and have sunk in with yank fads

  • I'm American and I sometimes say thongs for sandals, and I always say roundabout....wtf?

  • he said the roundabouts go LEFT. I really hope you don't don't left if you're in America.

  • I HATE the term "Downunder". It sounds like something a polite older lady wound say to her gynacologist. Invented by thick Americans "Uptop". " Say Mildred, where is Australia?" . "Why look, Chip, it's right here on our globe/bar, downunder"

  • LOL ! dang this is good . and useful =]

  • can't wait to visit down under! soon 2010 mates!

  • hope we make it memorable buddy!!! good luck! where bouts u going?

  • to visit an old friend in NewCastle

  • Kangaroo is relatively common in Australia as far as meets go...

  • meat, it is spelled meat, a kangaroo meet would be a bunch of kangaroos gathering in some place for some reason.

    i might seem like a spelling nazi but god damn how hard is it?

  • easy, Hitler, it was a typo ;)

    lol :P

  • This video is interesting, but pretty much useless for practical purposes.

  • I hear thongs used interchangeably for flip-flops, I've always found that homophone annoying.

  • we say thongs in america?

  • We used to say thongs for sandals that we now call flip-flops. I guess we changed it right about the time that thong under garments became fashionable. Didn't want to confuse anyone.

  • You call them flip flops.

  • no my family says thongs

  • As in sandals?

  • there're a fuck load more things that are far more important that he could have said:

    I got fuck all money left - believe it or not, most yanks don't know what this means (met plenty o canadians who know it tho),

    translation: I have very little money left.

    next:

    We're up shit creek in a barb wire canoe.

    means... we're fucked.

    maybe i should shut up and make a video about this...

    & defs agree with the last comment, Kangaroo meet is actually alright, just has fuck all fat in is so it's tough.

  • In America, we say 'up Shit Creek' or we say 'up the creek without a paddle'.  I think those are similar enough that all Americans should be able to understand the Australian version without any problem. I surprised so few Americans know what 'fuck all' means. I've always known. It's common in British movies and books.

  • what about how yanks always refure to pissed as angry

    but aussies use it as a term for getting drunk and angry lol can be confuseing to them.

    or commen terms like fair dinkom, bloody oath, bugger (means to assfuck to yanks) as well as manny others lol

    but yeh like u said there are heeps of more usefull ones lol

  • lol what will yanks say when we ask them if they wanna get on the piss

  • whats with the kangaroo meat shit. u can buy kangaroo every where these days in australia it's socialy exceptable to eat the animals on our national emblem. also another word for roundabout is a rotory so thats what else u could call it

  • i don't know where this guy gets his info, but most americans know what thongs are, a lot of older people call them thongs here. roundabouts? are you kidding me? we have those....what else would you even call them? mate? lol, ok i wont even go there, this guy must think hes educating the public with his not so secretive "australian" slang...yeah right, as if i didnt know what "mate" and shela meant because i'm american. what a fucking joke

  • Uncultured? Right, I'm uncultured. I've only visited about 2 dozen countries in the past 3 years alone, so you're obviously correct. I'm curious though, am I "uncultured" because I'm American, or because i think the guy in this video is an idiot for thinking Americans don't know what "mate" means?

  • do you know what the definition of uncultured is? look, just because the guy in the video is a tool, doesn't mean im somehow uncultured....or that i don't appreciate australia. get off your fucking high horse, and stop trying to piss people off on youtube, which by looking at your channel , happens quite frequently. you havn't pissed this one off!

  • I don't think he's saying you don't know what mate means, I think he's just warning you that people are going to call you mate whether you know them or not - some people get a little touchy about it.

  • I thought they had roundabouts everywhere...?

  • yeah, true, roundabouts are everywhere, they are just called different!

  • Roundabouts are cool. They actually save gas than a regular intersection.

  • Todo:

    get in a yelling fight with someone and switch languages a few times during it:

    english>german>russian>old enlgish>german (again)> japanese> spanish>irish... and finish with australian

    ok some people might not think its funny but I thought it was

  • you CAN get roo to eat here. They sell it in Coles. I had some kanga bangers tonight. Sorry americans thats kangaroo sausages.

  • very simalar to ngland apart from thongs

  • you sound mix, mix aussi mix nz? strange lol

  • i think you should jump off the plane and ask for kangaroo

    you can get it at alot of butchers and its actually really nice, a good change up from the usuall beef

  • Oohhhh... so that's why those Auzzie girls were looking for thongs at that shoe store....

    -__-

  • yep.. thibngs are the american equivilant of flip-flops