MST3K - Space Mutiny: Railing kills

[BillShotgunFilms]

What about the whisper-quiet spinning spike railing?

[angryjapanesenigga]

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[Maramirax]

While I definitely noticed the plethora of rail-related fatalities in this stinker before, seeing them all back-to-back-to-railing-to-flo­or had me laughing so hard I cried.

Thank you :-)

[Tareltonlives]

I STILL SUPPORT THE RAILING SYSTEM!

[SweetWhiskerz]

Love MST3K...these guys are hilarious...also got the rifftraxxs to the Star wars saga....its hit and miss...hits with episode 4-6 and miss with episode 1-3...but enough about George Lucas!LOL

[TheStapleGunKid]

Why even have railings if people are going to fall over them anyway?

[Adalore]

It is SOFT science fiction, meaning lasers are lethal and launch a projectile. If it was a slightly harder science fiction setting they would use guns that shoot bullets, but then it would be harder to go "We are on a generation ship!!" (Which is actually reasonably hard sci-fi though.)

[sptom]

I still don't get why one guy is using a flamethrower. What is a flamethrower gonna do agains lasers?

[HerrSchenkel]

@sptom With a flamethrower, you have to ambush people. Have you never played pyro?

[Rachman1337]

he had a mouth full of starburst.

[IceHockeyJedi]

Ohh, he had a mouthful of Starburst!

[BryonYoungblood]

"Now that is exciting, Mike! That guy just fell over a railing as he died! NOW TELL ME THAT ISN'T A GOOD MOVIE AFTER SEEING SOMETHING LIKE--!!"

"OK, take it easy."

Bryon

[jackattack17]

Wow. Like Michael Bay uses countless explosions, the director of Space Mutiny uses way too many railing kills.

[brokencitysky]

@jackattack17 Ah, so true.

[Schone23666]

@jackattack17

LOL, I bet Michael Bay watched this horrible piece of crap film and thought "Okay, let's use explosions instead of railing kills, instant WIN!" :/

[Zeanu]

They shouldn't have set the phasers to "miss"? XD Hahahaha.

[disaster4242]

I still support the railing systeeeeem!

[RoninDave]

the director must have been like the cowbell loving Christopher Walkins character in that SNL skit saying "We need more railing kills! I've got a fever that only more railing kills can cure, baby!"

[neverknowsbest09]

You don't need to sign your posts, we can see your name above them.

[BryonYoungblood]

I just feel like doing it. Is that a problem?

Bryon

[chitoryu12]

I counted. We've got 15 railing kills, plus a table kill and a stair kill.

[BryonYoungblood]

@chitoryu12: THat's a lot of railing kills nonetheless. :)

Bryon

[Tareltonlives]

@chitoryu12 "Please don't use those stairs!"

[BryonYoungblood]

"I still support the railing system!"

"Wahoo! Whee-hee!"

Bryon

[BryonYoungblood]

"He killed Mitch Gaylord!"

Bryon

[BryonYoungblood]

"Well, if there's one thing this movie does well, it's tossin' Canadians around."

Bryon

[Iamafishproductions]

"Please don't use those stairs!"

[blimeyhegone]

I just wish I had Jesse's Girlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[BryonYoungblood]

Oooohh and he had a mouthful of Starburst.

And then they TP'd him. Nice!

Bryon

[889654]

Gotta love railing kills XD

And I will ALWAYS support the railing system!

[Anynom]

"Setting up more railing fodder..."