Godzilla - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[kris198921]

i remember using the excuse of games cheating when i was little

[vernaldonhighhill]

ninja kick that volcano!

[bennynutts16]

the gameboy godzilla punching glove made me spit beer on my monitor...

[supermariofan03]

5:53 he should've compared that to Rambo

[gotgunpowder]

9:01 that looks NOTHING like the demo

[OfficerPhyuckYiu]

that new curse word was sunt

[assbestass]

Fucking Ads Stoped Me From Seeing The Video...

[snolan1990]

@assbestass Get Ad Block Plus. It works a treat.

[MrPeanutbutter100000]

i want those XBOX games

[julanderjason]

Yo james u got guantlet 2 in ur shit hole collection? try it out and if u hate it nuff review it plse :P

[184281974]

When AVGN runs out of classic shitty games (NES, SNES, Atari 2600/7800, and Genesis), he converts to PS2 and Xbox, the two soon to be useless consoles after the 720 and PS4 release. His thirst for modern day consoles today is getting stronger!

[MAXIMUMGODZILLA45]

eh he reviewed the games in the u.s. the japanese ones like the dreamcast ones allot better. I own both the dreamcast games and i can play them on my dreamcast thanks to a boot-disc

[DollBrideMask]

DESSUTROYAAAAH

[roxmasoxproduction]

i got a PAL NES a few days ago, does that mean i can play japanese games?

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

@roxmasoxproduction Japanese games use NTSC-J, European games use PAL.

[TheBleachtrix]

destroy all monsters melee was the first game we ever got for our gamecube when we bought one back in 03

[wesley9968]

I'm 28 and I fucking yelled my fucking ass off when these games came out

[wesley9968]

Godzilla destroy all monsters is so fucking awesome

[heartman64]

hahahaha... i got all the good godzilla games!!!! HA!!!!

[nixnix99]

14:19 best part :)

[SizzLor1336]

those godzilla games for the xbox and PS2 look awsome

[mac11380acp]

what about the Dreamcast versions?

[Skittles0whoa]

If I had a house like James's I wouldn't have to buy a 3DS for the virtual console games.

[lpdude2OO9]

03:20 digletts

[ChronusDio]

DESOOOOTROYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHH!

[n64dudeman]

4:09 You can in NeverDead!

[Darkowth]

MO GEAR AH!!

[crabman306]

I'm offended and I'm really Asian.

[rendibsivad]

3:20 DIGLET!!!

[aardvark4lunch]

My computer blue-screened when he said the censored curse word... no joke...

[ShultsAceOne]

@aardvark4lunch That's gotta suck major diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Exception at 0x0A:

EPIC_FAIL_AND_WIN_AT_THE_SAME_­TIME

[yndarjabelo]

LOL! "Fuck from the bottom of my heart"

[tenjenk]

In one of the new movies of classic Godzilla didn't the american mokpvie version appear and get stomped in a no seconds flat? Was that the movie he showed at the start?

[tenjenk]

Here we see the process of how the word travels from the pit of the nerds hellish core, through his putrid rotted heart, Ito the world as we know it

[hobohaymaker13]

... I actually liked that Game Boy one, used to own it too. XD

[TheOdysseyKid]

kevin989able City Fighter, King of Fighters, Immortal Fighter, and/or MAYBE Street Fighter, you mean?

A-S-H-E-N-S

[MrZilla999]

Can someone tell me what the music was that he used during the part where he plays the newer games?

[ColteeYT]

@MrZilla999 It's the Mecha Kind Ghidorah theme from Godzilla Unleashed.

[TheGta473]

godzilla hell no i want a CoDzilla

[MrMattwaffle]

@TheGta473 CoD is for little children that don't know how to play anything else.

[Nicko2238]

Fuck Rage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waffman11]

"You assbag fecal fucker shit-shaped anus-brain!"

Oh god, the laughter

[kevin989able]

throw your arms sounds like street fighter on the popstation.

[MPSecare]

NES Godzilla was another one of those games that I loved as a kid.

Now that I'm older, I realize how much of a fucking stupid kid I was.

(also some moths blast a puffy matter from their wings as a defense, I think this is why they had mothra do that....which is still fucking retarded....because those are fucking wings getting dropped)

[MPSecare]

With all these shitty movie remakes america keeps shitting out i'm surprised no one remade a classic monster smash up.

(and I'm not talking about that shit fuck joke of a movie)

[TheThraex26]

Yeah, I was waiting for my generation of Godzilla games. I remember pulling all-nighters while playing as King Ghedorah on Destroy All Monster Melee on my Gamecube. Good times :).

[Wheatley4269]

i saw this last week, the next day

Mom: Hey dale! i got you an SNES game!

Me: Cool which one?

Mom: Super godzilla!

Me: FUCK

[SpacemonkeyDurden]

Dude, you should check out Godzilla Domination for the Gameboy Advanced, that's a cool Godzilla game for a handheld. Not many monsters to choose from, but enough to keep it good. I remember playing it when I was younger. I loved it, though I couldn't get past the first few levels.

[SuperMitchize]

14.29 nerdzilla



[TheAlexisEllis]

i think he says shit-o-log

[haloprime360]

Japan:you guys thought godzilla tournament fighter was gonna be on the USA?.......APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!

[RHProductionsII]

03:14 long Digletts?

[guilleeeee0123]

Godzilla Unleashed (Wii) has Biollante, Godzilla 1954, King Caesar, Titanosaurus, Badass Gigan from godzilla final wars and the first mechagodzilla ;)

[Smokeyzilla11]

Dear nerdy,  I also have a Playstation2 and have

Godzilla Unleashed,but Godzilla Destroy All

Monsters Melle,I have it on GameCube.And

I don't have Godzilla Save The Earth.

[vitaomega2]

GODZILLA 2 IS MY ASS, FUCK THE MAN WITH CREATED THI FUCK SHIT GAME!!! FUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!

[Azurenighterror11]

Dear nerd to all the fans out there who are curious like myself can you please tell us what the curse word you said was

[lazorize]

cute gameboy

[jager35]

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

[fangiresaga]

um, when he was playing the newer games, I swear that was the Batman Beyond theme playing

[uzak126kazu]

@fangiresaga i thought so too LOL

[thebehmont1]

@fangiresaga - You have lost your mind or you're just deaf

[vitaomega2]

batman in his bad days... 00:17

[meteosurreal]

...1,112,203th!!!

[HelloQro]

I actually had that snes godzilla figting game, i cant believe that i wasn't ever released on america, ¿long live piracy?.

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

whats the song at 13:23?

[newfiebangaa2]

You do know godzilla is a woman right?

[jeffpolol]

sony tease us too there was godzilla unleashed announced for psp it got cancelled mfking son of a bitch

[TheSupersoldier1234]

I was born in 1995 and thank god i didn't have to waste my child hood on those shitty games

[MrKnife6]

i felt exactly the same way he did when he played the gameboy version i got it one time when i was like 7 and it was such a fuckin letdown for me and i was really excited at first because the sticker on the actual chip thing looked cool but really all it was was a steaming pile of dog shit i hope whoever made that pathetic excuse for a game gets his dick cut off.

[rage1967]

@StikManJones

[biostyle]

What's the name of the melody being played after 13:24 ?

[dieObamas]

@biostyle It's the Godzilla: Unleashed Theme.^^

[biostyle]

@dieObamas Dude, I love you! And your name is awesome as well.

[dieObamas]

@biostyle Thanks and you're welcome! :)

[KillHollywood1]

I love the nerd but why does he act surprised that newer systems are superior to the old ones? He played PS2 and it blew his mind.

[BasilLowe]

@KillHollywood1 no it was the fact that when he was younger, the games of HIS childhood sucked more than a prostitute sucks a dick. and that our (well my, anyway) generation got to play godzilla games that you would wanna actually play, let alone for hours. cause i played two of the 3 modern games he played and i gotta say...i feel like the shit that i got to play those and not the games he got fucked over with as a child.

[RNC200711]

I wish I had a house like James...it's awesome

[helldemon0]

Personally, I had played super godzilla when I was much younger, maybe when I was 8, 10 years ago. ... Super Godzilla was bad ass, I fuckin loved that game.

[wolfrevan5555]

@Raulj2011

I Know Right? It's So Fun To Do This. It Makes Me Look So Smart And Educated, Right?

/Sarcasm

[snappleboy16]

@wolfrevan5555 Do you realize that he lives in Puerto Rico, so English isn't his first language? You're ignorant.

[NESmanphil]

I really wanna know wat the made up swear is lol

[Azf12]

I played a Godzilla (I think?) game on the PS2 long back in 2004.

I forgot what it was called, but there was a Campaign mode, and it was a miniture-styled game. I can't remember what it was called, but it was the best game ever.

[Raynduffy]

@Azf12 would it by anychance by called war of the monsters

[Azf12]

@Raynduffy Hmmmm, yeah, I think.

[buoyantwalrus]

anal jugs

[AHArdyification]

What is the name of the song that starts playing around 0:54? 

[MushroomGuy12]

14:34

say that for your star wars, indiana jones, batman, and even back to the future game reviews, they all have better modern versions

[FergusChilk]

Dude, I'm not into video games but THAT was funny!

[Knoh]

15:13 the way he says goddamnit, it's the most american thing I ever heard James say.

[Burntshmallow]

This is why we don't allow AVGN to have a ps3. He'd blow up his house.

[TheBisness87]

I have Super Godzilla....damn it....

[alexriesenbeck]

throw your own arms!! just lik ashens

[FatalContents]

There were other Godzilla games but Super Godzilla really sucked. We always played King of the Monsters and pretended it was Godzilla. Now they have good games coming out long after his time and kids nowadays aren't aware of the films.

[PrettynessOnly]

can you tell me what you said?

[adventertimefan5]

funny i play the retro consoles when i was like 5 but since i was that young i dont remember

enjoying so i wish i could get it

[riprocky90101]

poor old me was born to late! no PS2 (a little bit),no original xbox and no MOTHER FUCKING COOL RETRO CONSOLES!! FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT DICK BITING SHIT HOLE!!!

[CrystalJupiter]

Random question...

Does James watch Mystery Science Theater 3000?

[brocobox]

WAS THAT SUPER JAMES.... POND?!?!?!?!

[Behonkiss]

Godzilla 2 NES looks very Advance Wars-ish.

[Raulj2011]

I Will Always Love Godzilla But The Only Game I Like Are The New Ones That Came Out Like Godzilla Destroy All Monster Melee, Godzilla Saves The Earth, And Godzilla Unleash, And All Of The Classic And New Movies Of Godzilla Except For Zilla.

[TheFrozenMister]

@Raulj2011 But you know, that you don't start all words with capital letters in english, do you?

[MrKoiking1]

@Raulj2011 they way you put a capital at the start of every word mak,esit hard to read i.

[hdspade]

@Raulj2011 Why are you capitalizing the first letter of every word?

[qrabra]

@Raulj2011 Why do you start every word with a capital?

[thesuperchamps]

@qrabra because your an idiot :)

[Leon962]

@qrabra because he's cool like that.

[Talic3]

@qrabra cOULD bE wORSE, nO?

[Ararig0175]

@Talic3 Y0u're right br0 !

The vide0 is just great. 0v0

[MPSecare]

@qrabra came to say this.

[problemofficer]

@qrabra Feels better

[Rith9789]

@qrabra

Sometimes I do the same thing. It's just habit.

[MrMattwaffle]

@qrabra I hate it when people do that.

They're just trying to look smart.

[snappleboy16]

@qrabra Maybe English isn't his first language?

[IViewVideos1]

@Raulj2011 I don't mean to sound rude, but WHY the hell do all the words you type start with a capital letter?

[snappleboy16]

@IViewVideos1 He's Puerto Rican. English isn't his first language.

[PurepOis0n123]

@Raulj2011 What's with you capitalizing every word?

[DarthUno]

@Raulj2011 Why do you use a capital in every word?

[QuackerMan45]

godzilla 2 looks like advance wars

[pepsiman871]

whats the song in the end when you plays the last games

[Tigermoto1]

Every curse there is? Dude, you gotta come to England LOL, we'll teach you how to swear.

Seriously though, Love these videos.

[BLeeMenke]

@masterkillz100 You're trolling, right? You've got to be trolling...Get the fuck off if you don't fucking like it, shitload of fuck.

[masterkillz100]

@BLeeMenke yeah this dudes funny sorry about my peace of shit brother

[jacksaints1]

now he has to order all them SNES games alphabetically again.

[TheBatman1939]

Fuck yeah, Destroy All Monsters Melee. So awesome.

[Flash11I19]

@TheBatman1939

Yeah man, I used to own it on the GameCube when I was like 10 years old and I played it for hours with my friends. It was like the best game ever to us. Too bad the Nerd never had the chance to experience it that way,

[angelcrisis44]

i has godzila save the earth on ps2 and not only did i beat it, but i unlocked everybody >:D James, if you need help, call meh up and i will DESTROY those monsters!... AGAIN!

[ErnieTheGreatest]

Also, WHY WOULD I NEED TO SKIP AND AD AT THE END OF A VIDEO? Well, to get rid of it would make sense...

[ErnieTheGreatest]

I had Godzilla Save the Earth... or at least two of those. Maybe all three.

[luistapia80]

When you pick mothra the game just Laughs

[pepsiman871]

do you relly hate the last godzilla games?

[dino312989]

@pepsiman871 No he actually LIKES the Last 3 ones.

[NextGenGameSystem]

I was born in the early 80s. I just wasn't a fan of Godzilla then. But I knew who he was. I just wasnt into the whole Japanese english voice over dub thing.

[randomguy5220]

pause at 11:13 and it say this opens up god

[ABCD123toast]

14:20 I love the script. So. Much.

[TheDarkNeonHero]

Witness the raw power of the Modern Godzilla Vortaak Saga Games!!!!

[Ezio3946]

Strategic Operations Simulator=SOS....how appropriate (ie: it sucks, save me from it)

[motleyfan27]

RAMPAGE play rampage it's a great game. Y not include that???? Godzilla is in it

[oldskoolrocker1000]

@motleyfan27 Maybe a godzilla like monster but not actually godzilla.

[CyberPunkViking]

@motleyfan27 idiot

[justl00king69]

@motleyfan27 I loved Rampage, played the hell out of it!

[StikManJones]

168 born in the 2000s not knowing about godzilla.... your lives are empty.

[DerpyGamingTV]

@StikManJones god why are people so biast to people born in the 2000s?

[InsomniacLegit]

WITNESS AVGN's MODERNGASME 13:20

[supermariofan03]

I woner how he feels about two godzilla films on Mst3k

[CamaroWarrior]

how about the Godzilla that came out for Dreamcast

[KingBowser64]

1:56 what godzilla movie is that?

[vaderQAZ]

your awesome

[kaiju115]

Poor James, he never did have a good Godzilla game as a kid, except for maybe the last one that was only released in Japan, that one was pretty good wish I still had that one now he mentioned it.

[DSHanska]

14:10 -> was just fucking funny :D

[navyblue0320]

When the Theme song from Godzilla Unleashed started in 13:24, you know something is going down >:D

[GrodePants]

sadly, we all know hes referencing 2 girls one cup in the end :(

[Azf12]

Wow, could any company NOT ruin a game by making it NOTHING like the movie?

Nowadays, most of the games are memorable from the movie...But there are always parts that weren't in the movie to make it longer.

[sonicriofan129]

@JamesNintendoNerd you shold review godzilla the series as @cinemassacre

that baist of the us godzilla or zilla jr

[Pyhankoski]

@sonicriofan129 Actually he already has. It was one years monster madness, and can be seen over at cinemassacre the website

[sonicriofan129]

@Pyhankoski thanks

[erdvilla]

Its good to see the nerd happy for once playing the XB and PS2 games, until he reminds about his childhood XD

[RalphCruz09]

0:21 Elder scrolls back in the days ? FUS RO DAH !

[ADayForeverGreen]

Second best AVGN meltdown after Dick Tracy!

[robTCGZ]

By far, And I really mean it, the ''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK'' on this video is one of the funniest things ever made in this world

[supershadow125]

Japan always gets the good games *cough* Mother 3 *cough*

[mc22b]

absolute shit lol

[MarcZERO1980]

Godzilla....and Godzooookieeeee......

[alexxthechosen]

OVER 1,000,000 VIEWS

[TheDarkNeonHero]

Hey Nerd, you know the PS2 of Godzilla Unleashed is just dubbed by fans as "Save the Earth 1.5" Go for the Wii one. You get more monsters and its a completely different yet still enjoyable game. Just saying. oh and the fact you fight and swing your Wii mote as the king of monsters adds to that awesomeness too. ^^

[TheDarkNeonHero]

What's funny is that I looked up in wikipedia and APPARENTLY there actually IS a Super Godzilla character. Yeah. it's not another Super name for the SNES. They actually made a Super Godzilla character playable after the original one is done in the game. WTF??

[TheDarkNeonHero]

My eyes went crossed and every other direction when i saw the Godzilla 2 game starting. WAAAAAHHH!?!?! Trial and Error my ass! it's like they thought "Nope! Chess thing didn't work! Let's try something random and call it a sequel! DERP! ovO"

[cuike]

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH jaaaames!! haha this video is the most fucking hilarious ive seen so far hahaha, the "FUCK" from within your heart is just awesome hahahaha i had a great time watching this XD keep on doing this shit!! hahahaha xD

[jamicu4]

anyone else find it funny that when hes playing the current day godzilla games the music is a remix of the opening theme for batman beyond

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@jamicu4 Wha? batman? It's the Theme of Godzilla Unleashed. O.O

[davidruthdiaz]

wow it has been 4 days and another crapy godzilla gamer disliked this