Mr. Deity Episode 7: Mr. Deity and the Tour de Hell

[chestypants78]

Dalton is great as Deity. Only found these videos yesterday. I'm just confused on why he said he was wearing a kilt? What's the significance?

[itsjustameme]

Like so many of these episodes this explains soooo much.

[badmovebaker]

"Every time I do that I end up on the phone for twenty minutes with Pat Robertson, it's awful" LOL

[eahazell]

is it just me or is Lucy a major milf

[dutchbb1979]

Hey guys, where's episode 6? Can't seem to find it?

[misterdeity]

@dutchbb1979 It's the Superbowl episode.

[6ganey9]

nee-CHEE is listed as an alternative pronunciation. in my philosophy discussion group a minority of speakers pronounce it nee-CHUH, but no matter how you say it it's a great gag! LONG LIVE MR DEIT ... oh, i suppose that's superfluous.

[UbiquitousChe]

@6ganey9

I always preferred 'Fred'.

[6ganey9]

@UbiquitousChe yeah, but is that fred-rick or freed-rick?

[UbiquitousChe]

@6ganey9

Neither.

Just 'Fred'.

It's friendlier. ^_^

[TweedleDee1]

Design sense LOL. Reminds me of Woody Allen.

[esiosan]

Wow, absolutely genius mentioning Nietzsche!

[MagnetoMasterOfEvil]

He won't answer a call from her phone! LMAO!

[ianmathwiz7]

Of course, Amy pronounces "Nietzsche" wrong. In German, the final e is pronounced as a neutral schwa (or a mid-central vowel), not the close front un-rounded vowel she used.

[binaryblade2]

"We did it all in house, on our MACs." There's the devil offering up apples again.

[bradwatson7324]

I work in the adhesive tape industry, so I find it amusing that the box from Kinkos containing "the script" says Permacel and Shurtape on it.

[Sabohaque]

It's weird how these progress in no particular order. It's almost as if they're timeless or

owait....

[CodeSculptor]

@misterdeity Oh man.. I didn't know that you two were married. You make such a cute couple too. Yay you guys! :)

[CaspaB]

@misterdeity Crawler !

[wilkja]

"I thought I had him on 2, but every time I dial that I end up on the phone for 20 minutes with Pat Robertson, its awful..."

[Ceasar53]

I can't breathe!



[kattierowe]

This explains SO much...

brilliant stuff :)

[tuseroni]

so thats what the hokey pokey is all about....

[PrincesTomboy]

... Heh, can't seem to find episode 6.

[Ceasar53]

Theme music is incredible.........great show!

[DuhIdiot1]

@roadking82 Who would you expect to be disproportionately hot if not the mistress of Hell? ;-)

[roadking82]

@DuhIdiot1 Well, you got me there.

[rmweav11]

i end up on the phone with pat robertson haha

[kinxectic]

Haha, i finally got the Nietzsche joke. It alludes the "God is dead" quote.

[yamiblade]

@misterdeity thumbs up to you man.

[Putomass66]

OMFG!! Brilliant stuff!! BTW...Lucy is MILFY HOT!

[drunkrtard]

The Hokey Pokey, priceless!

[Izoto593]

I haven't been getting you guys video's for some reason :/

[gir908922]

LMFAO!!!

[dancingirishokie]

I love the Nietzsche line.

[PastorIblis]

You should do one at least with those that worship Lucy.

You know her faithful followers dispite the torture and suffering.

Just a thought

[krissygirl12385]

nietzsche did kill god!! now I know why.

[WilliamSGilbert]

1:24 — not "Neechee," "Neechuh." Please, some German.

[Autumnsfantasy]

Almost makes me hope Hell is real if adulterers get the hokey pokey. XD

[dzikv01]

Wow... LOL!

[SocialistReign]

HAHA! Hokey pokey!

[questionsamson]

Don't talk to me while I'm in the kilt lmfao!

[Deftones202]

And the homosexuals... they... they have design sense! ROFL

[azuran133]

"I can't breath.."

Hahahahahahaha! Damn that's funny!

[dave4248]

Great show. And Lucy?...Sexier than all get-out.

[ennma93]

the hokey pokey.... SO THATS WHATS ITS ALL ABOUT lol

[tociph]

now i know why jews and homos are cursed

[dichotomyofone]

"I hired Nietzsche to kill you" Hah, that's classic

[DokDicer]

I'd fall for Lucifer... right now. Good casting choice.^^

[dgr812]

This is gold!!!

[naturalmotionraptor]

Abomination!?

[gerard1875]

Lucy looks hot to trot

BIG G

[YoureMistakenSir]

Fabulous!

[enotstehw]

How did Pat Robertson become number 2? I thought that Moses was number 2 on his calling list? Is Osama number 1?

[AncientAtheist]

Oh, I pissed myself!

This must be the fourth time I've watched this. All episodes are funnier with multiply viewings. I pulled this one up just to share with my daughter to introduce her to Lucy. And - a new fan is born!

[pgunn01]

I love their facial expressions. Lucy's face as MrD from 1:12 to 1:44 is priceless.

[whaddayaknow17]

HAHAHAHAHAH "i did hire nietzche to kill you"

omg. i love these videos.

[ciscornBIG]

The lady playing Lucifer is so pretty :D

[PRIMEx420]

she's not playing... women are satan :P

[Tzadeck]

So many funny parts in this episode--unionized brimstone miners, Nietzsche killing God, speed dial with Pat Robertson, whistling the Jeopardy Theme, an abomination!?--Good show sirs and madam.

[culwin]

I have the same shirt as Larry and Mr. Deity.

[kittyprydekissme]

Why is there no episode six?

[culwin]

Episode six is the Superbowl episode

[rotcafarg]

He rested. A day earlier than usual.

[Atemporal]

She hired Nietzche! now it all makes sense.

[simonbath]

poor man's/weekend hobby-horse woody allen.

[gloignon]

What's with that strange noise we hear in the background all the time?

[maxfagin]

Is crackling fire. Hell you know...

[Zimy0]

Women commit adultery too, I'm sure it wouldn't feel good for them either. :\

[jonesnata]

lucifer is good!!

[Suiton1]

Lucifer uses a Mac?

[stormenper]

"Fire up the bush, and call my driver"! HAHA!

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! So Mr. Deity going to get the hockey-pokey as (he) committed adultery with mary(josephs wife) ;O)

P.S.

Funny stuff! ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[kittyprydekissme]

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[Katalyzt]

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[zzyzx0788]

Man Nonstampcollector was right this show series is hilariously funny

[GuBB3rGuN]

very very true.

[Isaachelric]

ah man i love this show.

[rmeddy1]

Where is episode 6?

[JohnJPiper]

6 is a number that Christians and the like feel is "inappropriate" and or evil

[linc14]

That was probably the best one.

[pyrogamer]

Knee-Tchey?

Ugh. It's "Nee-tscheh"

[spacepup84]

hahaha, my favourite episode from season 1, I think.

[randall2020]

I did hire Nietzsche to kill you.

What a great line.

[AtheistDiscGolfer]

20 minutes with Pat Robertson,,, its aweful.

[Amylovestosing]

lol the homosexuals have design sense...so funny, this show is great

[Paxmax]

Hahaha fabulos!

[beanopiate]

oh hey question everything, go fuck yourself. you'd be nothing without women.

[questioneverything8]

Hey, I do f*%# myself, and life is a lot easier, I don't have to wine and dine them, I don't listen to them bitch, I have the whole bed to myself, no flowers, no rings, I can go out when I want, find good conversations with men, travel the world, I still have my house unlike the divorced men I know, Hey life is better than when I was married, lodes better. Why should I give up all that for regular pussy when I can get it for free?

[kxixkxix]

Dude whatever you might have suffered at the hands of your ex-wife does not give you the right to cast the same judgements over half the population! These videos: funny, you:not! Have you ever heard the phrase live and let live??

[questioneverything8]

I'm having the same kind of fun here, don't take world so seriously.

[questioneverything8]

This solves the riddle, the most beautiful Angle, Lucyfer is a woman and ½ the Angles were removed from heaven (woman), there are no females in Heaven, and they were all cast down to earth. Woman are the downfall of man, Eve gave the apple to Adam, (there is no serpent it's just another lie) When a man worship the beauty of a woman he worships Lucyfer. In revelations the Red Dragon that fell from heaven, it is red and it's been dragon men down a long time. We are born into sin the womb of woman

[AmericanCyrano]

Wow...

Uh...

Well...

Adam could've always said "no, thank you".

Like, the other day, my girlfriend offered me some milk (it was all she had at her place) but, you see, she didn't know that I'm mildly lactose intolerant. So... I said "no". And, I mean, if God told you not to eat something or you'd get kicked out of Eden and put in this other shit hole (Earth)... I mean... It sounds a little more dire then lactose intolerance. So, Adam should've just said "no".

Just saying.

[questioneverything8]

That's right he should have said "no" but you know it's hard, hard to resist a beautiful woman. Pun intended

[Yaiyo]

OMG! I loved the whole thing on homosexuals!

That's like the perfect thing right there to why people think God hates us!

[greenhammy]

This is the best Episode yet! They just get better and better!

[randall2020]

Lucy is great. Her style of speech is perfect.

Mr. Deity, maybe it is time to expand and bring Mohammed into the stories. Reading the cartoons Jesus and Mo brought this to mind.

There are a bunch of jewish prophets and of course Paul who we could learn more about too.

[simontam777]

Hell.....designed on the mac!

[marisamaharaj]

this is hilarious!

Nietche (sp?) and the bit about ending up on the phone with Pat Robertson rotflol!

[Idonthinkso7331]

funny stealing jokes from God the devil & Bob?

[ClumsyPuffin]

"Abomination!? You called it an abomination?"

Ha! Still cracks me up. I've been revisiting the series. Just as good now as before. Glad to hear there are more on the way.

[trevdogg100]

hi taran

[archbishopjabber]

Pure brilliance.

[Optimistic17]

HAHAHAHAH....LMFAO!!! The adulterer punishment:

"we stick it in..and pull it out...we stick it again in out in out we just keep doing that over and over..."

Awesome! 5tars. :)

[misterdeity]

Okay, the word is now officially out. If you haven't already seen it, Sony launched a new site today called "Crackle." We are now a part of that. They are funding the next ten episodes which will air on Crackle exclusively. For more info, go to latimesdotcom and see the story about Crackle and Mr. Deity. Mr. Deity

[iambetterthanyou500]

i am a christian, but i find this pretty funny. see, i can respect your opinions.

[misterdeity]

We're about to wrap up negotiations and sign a deal. I have the next five episodes written and I think you'll be very happy with them. We'll let you know what's ups as soon as we can. Thanks for your patience.

[KayToTheT]

oh wow, this is definitely the funniest yet! I love how polite Lucy/Lucifer is. xD

oh i hope no Jews or homos were wrongly tortured! >_<

[mongobobo]

This one really got me laughing.

[jbomarshall]

Thanks for being a fan of Mr. Deity. The negotiations regarding the future of Mr. Deity are just about wrapped up and we should have news for you in the next couple of weeks (all good). We are talking with some big people who will be funding 10 additional webisodes.

Another season is on it's way!

Thanks again and spread the word!

Jimbo - aka, Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

Wanna connect with other Deity fans? Visit mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

[thkaal]

Funding? FUNDING?  A white back drop, a few editing tricks and you need FUNDING? Okay, LUCY needs funding.

[humon]

Hehe, great! Is it a mistake that Larry is wearing the same shirt with flowers as Mr. Deity was wearing in episode 2, or is it some sort of subtle humour I don't get?

[xenophilist]

what happened to episode 6 ???

[misterdeity]

I just wanted to let you know that we're taking a break while we're in negotiations with some people regarding the future of Mr. Deity. There will not be a new episode for a while -- until we get things resolved. Sorry for the delay, but this will ultimately be a very good thing for the show. Mr. D

[tmisar]

Larry's wearing the same shirt Mr. Deity is wearing in Episode 2

[misterdeity]

Good catch! We thought it would be funny if the two of them were sharing wardrobe, but you're the first to catch it. Good on ya!

[tmisar]

it took me while to finally post it, i saw the shirt and was like "that looks familiar" and then saw it in the playlist to the side. great job on the series, its been a great run so far.

[magicfreak05]

We just keep doing that over and over

[jbomarshall]

deity fans!@

thanks for watching, we can't seem to get Episode 10 up on YT, please watch on grouper dot com

also, please visit our fan site, mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

thanks!

larry, mr. d's personal assistant

[Katalyzt]

Perfect!!!

[tekno2600]

We are not worthy!!!

This is funnier than Pat Robertson dying in his diamond mine from a heart attack caused by whipping his slaves.

[curiousmike]

Hell was "made on a Mac"? Oh that is so perfect.

[nalane]

I'm gonna send ELLEN D. a link to this episode. If she hasn't already seen you guys, surely this will get her attention. She has done REALLY well as Mr. D predicted.

[KonradPiskorz]

So was adulturers doing well the message of this episode? :-)

[jbomarshall]

to all deity fans!

we can't seem to post episode 9 on youtube, we've tried everything and so we are at a loss for now, you can see episode 9 on itunes podcast or at grouper dot com.

thanks

larry - mr deity's personal assistant

[sumfinunique]

aww we dint get a tour..!! :(

[QuixoteVII]

why is this not a 30 min sitcom on FX?

[QTralayne]

LUCY IS HOT! This entire series is well done, and I love that the Deity wares glasses - CLASSIC!

[logana13]

yup, he told me.. awesome indeed! :D

[fasterfind]

Always plenty of punchlines. Well done. Excellent writing!

[Oyaji291]

Hokey pokey! XDD The Jews and Homosexuals XDDD Wow, this series is incredible

[Sunehri]

is it just me or does Lycu say "weally weally" insteadof really really lol

[jbomarshall]

we appreciate all of the positive repsonses!

please visit the "unoffical fan" page mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

and our new unofficial myspace (still in progress) but join up as a friend

as always, contact us at mrdeity dot com...we try to return all mail and we've met a lot of cool people

jimbo marshall - aka larry - mr. deity's personal assistant

[Doddibot]

ROFL. They have Macs in hell!

[otakursed]

heheh, great stuff. Pat on two, very nice.

[HealingBlight]

That last bit is LMFAO material. XD

[sharkman420]

i want to see mooore

[fatpigeonproductions]

So good. as always-mr.deity genius. tv show so needed :D you guys are great. keep it up

[mjstillwater]

Why is there no new episode on YouTube yet?

[misterdeity]

We have been trying to get the new episode up since Sunday. YouTube keeps rejecting the file even though it's the same exact configuration as the others -- very frustrating! I'm so sorry. Hopefully, we'll get it fixed today.

[Jenaisis]

I hope so too. You rock, Brian!

[Camera0Girl]

Lucy Rocks!

[mintcheerios]

These are great. The writing, production, and acting are all top notch. I'd like to see you make a feature length film.

[MimiDiFran]

I LOVE Mr. Deity! This is the best comedy I've seen in eons.

[loebas667]

excellent :)

i dont get the abomination part though :?

[stuborn247]

Good Job!

Make more or your going to hell!

LOL!

bring more sean into it!

GO mr. Deity!!!!

[lenny731]

make more!!

[ChrisRulesU]

not the best.

[natoland]

For the record; atheist and agnostic are religious terms generated from the position that God exists. "Denying" or "doubting" said existence being the operative part of the defintion. One who has no knowledge whatsoever of any Gods, Goddesses or Dieties should not be described by either term. They simply understand the human condition.

[andyhu]

More Lucy, Less Larry.

[misterdeity]

I hope everyone will forgive me, but I had to block spear from these comment boards. He left five comments in a row and was clearly an obsessive drag on these pages. That's also simply an abuse of the priveledge in my mind. I hate to do it, but it was just too much.

[mjstillwater]

Forgive the Deity? C'mon....

I can't help but see a mental picture of the troll being launched over the cliff after being asked, "African or European?"

[Bobeeg]

Well....you're the Deity....Glad you made that decision. Everyone in our office loves this show.

Keep it going.

[emmceegee]

Now that's rich: Mr. Deity asking us for forgiveness.

Let's consider it for a second and a half: ok - ban the zealot - no better yet, put him in with the adulterers - "do the hokey-pokey" - love it!!!

[klarmer]

love em love em love em

[kagenoyuushi]

Fucking. Hilarious.

[Rummelhart]

"You call it an abomination" -- I about hit the floor. You just keep getting BETTER! When does this all come out on DVD? With the bloopers? I want it for Christmas (so to speak).

[afkun]

Haha, sooo good!! "You called it an 'abonimation?!'"

But my goodness, ANOTHER debate about imaginary friends on these walls? That debate is *so* 1950s.

[afkun]

Another Fantastic Mr. Deity video.

Guys guys, I never understood why there seems to be so much debate going on about imgainary friends and imaginary places, and sparked from a satirical video about this bunk, no less... Hahaha

[Vopni]

To be honest, spear223 does have some good points, but with that in mind, just let it be.

[randommind54]

wow spear223. it's good to see people take a joke too seriously. you just defined your stereotype. good job. if you're going to get mad about the list then stop watching the show. the list thing is just as offensive as a lot of other things in the episodes you like. are you someone who quickly gets offended by the slightest prejudice comment? it seems like you are and to that i say again stop watching this show. better yet never comment again.

[Kergillian]

spear223,

Can you get to heaven without believing in Jesus?  Because Jews don't believe in Jesus.

As for Homosexuals, the Book of Leviticus is pretty harsh on them. Need me to quote chapter and verse?

[Kergillian]

Here is logic for you:

This is satire.

It is directed at religion, primarily Christianity.

Just because it is directed at Christianity, it doesn't mean it must also target Jews or Muslims any more than it means it must target weasels or the auto industry.

If I satire George Bush, must I satirize ALL Presidents?

[Maxdwolf]

Spear223, Islam doesn't stem off of Christianity. It is a branching off of Judaism, just like Christianity is.

[Maxdwolf]

How apt. Mr. Deity's words get turned around again. He didn't say they were never targets, spear223. Nor does he make them targets. He makes a satire. You're going to compare this satire with the actual persecution Christians recieve in the Middle East and communist nations? You don't need to grow a pair, you need to get a clue.

[Chadronix]

Great.

[stonefly]

best one yet

[misterdeity]

Yes, it is great logic. Black, Jews, and Homosexuals have been REAL targets -- targets of hatred and violence, sometimes (often?) at the hands of Christians. They've suffered it all with dignity. But you can't take a little satire thrown at your group? Grow a pair! And get a life!

[BleachFreakZomgZomg]

Deity, are you christian??

[MsDeity]

I LOVE LUCY

she is just such a great actress! she is gorgeous!

[coraxMirror]

You ain't jus whistlin' dixie. Besides being a fine asset to the ensemble, she's great eye-candy :-)