Camel Spider: The Desert Cheetah

[riepie13]

Dude you sound like a panzy.

[MyGina36]

Qe video mas estupido!

[Dowdmiester]

It looks like a Caramel Biscuit

[JERKMONKEYYEH]

if i was being chased i would have steped on it...

[MegaMicky1995]

1% of me says Atomic bomb the bitch to the ground! >:D / 99% of me says RUN and SCREAM like a Bitch! \-(O_O)-\

[ImCuteAsFuck]

LOOK BEHIND U

[DblYewTeaEph]

They can actually run up to 25 MPH, and jump/leap up to 6 feet in the air. >_>

Bottom line, don't wander in the fucking desert.

[Mardols]

how this did get so much dislikes ? this is great video :)

[GregTom2]

I bet Bear Grylls would still eat it. Looks at suggested videos. OH!

[lxwebb]

learn to speak (or read what ever it is your trying to do)

[ELLEONTHEJUDA07]

Good job! very educational, thanks!

[AwesomenessXD101]

creepiest fucking spider evar i would fucking die if i found tht in my house

[CitizenSnipsify]

I would like to watch your video. However, I'm too distracted by a picture of what is supposedly the worlds biggest pimple...

[stvndog1]

its called a camel spider because it was first found to be burrowing inside of camels, it uses a nice little numbing "solution" , The rumor of sleeping people is actually true just so you know. and as them chasing you, well 7 out of 10 times if its daylight they are following your shadow.

[tasosRULEZ]

imagine this big...! goshhh

[MrConnorGames]

Enjoy it, haters gonna hate.

[illmurray]

NO! NO! NOOOOOO!

[18mcilroy]

Gay video

[TheMrNickP]

not even joking about that

[TheMrNickP]

its called a camel spider cuz of the way its fangs resemble a cameltoe

[MaliciousSlug]

No offense, but your voice is annoying. Also, I wound up on the weird part of youtube again....

[Scream3rBoii]

u remind me of a dork that goes to my school -_-

[MissTALIANNA]

it's not that bad of video

[95mklovin]

Yep, I'm not sleeping at all tonight.

[SomeoneCommenting]

Don't breathe on the mic, it's not an icecream cone.

[SomeoneCommenting]

Your attempts on being as funny or as cool as the "Honeybadger don't give a shit" video are really lame...

[savethelama]

fuck you mean cool creature if i see one i will literally take out a 9mm and shoot it thats how afraid i am of those damn things

[toniodmonio]

Nice video. Although note that it actually had 8 legs, not 10... 2 front ones are not legs but antennae used for sensing stuff -- although oddly enough, it is also partially used in locomotion.

Same belongs to the same arachnida order.

[JakeBass12]

am i the only one standing on my chair watching this video :(

[jawszilla]

@JakeBass12 Im taking my feet off the ground :(

[footballfreak237]

tht has gotta be the only fucking spider i am scared of.

if tht thing gets near me imma fire it a ne ass hole

[Xpr0duct10ns2]

If that thing came at me.....

I got a gun... And im not afraid to blow it a new asshole.

[djnoreg]

are you in an office? 

[perfectendinguk]

its not a video, its just pictures

[MrMiguella]

kinda like a scorpion

[MsBalunn]

if it's not a real spider then what is it ?



[painsamax19]

@MsBalunn

a scorpion

[thedearpsychonaut]

@MsBalunn some sort of arachnid.

[MySongNumberOne]

THIS IS A GOOD VIDEO, THE SCRIPT IS FINE & NARRATED NICELY.

[frusciante349]

@arma2lifeRPG Piss off you muppet

[MrARSENAL4real]

good vid, haters wanna fuck off 

[SypomX]

i like the vid, whats wrongb with all those haters

[Adamkurchner]

DAMN NATURE, U SCARY!!!!

[thatpolodude]

dude, you are a moron. please... don't make anymore videos!

[kyukenonythegreatest]

MANTRA "OM MANI PADME HUM"

[Maxibillian1]

Camel Spiders also can remember. so don't let it live if you decide to F*** with it

[BuildinWings]

Wow, photos with a voice over... How incredibly... meh.

[Fuuuuudgeable]

The red t-shirt guy must of made this..........

[noobhealz402]

Just me or is this kid overly excited about this bug?

[Mrawesomenessish]

Most annoying voice i have ever heard..... -_-

[madeasjo]

cool creature...unless you have to kill some every evening to get to your bed :D

otherwise nice vid....narration is not that bad :D

[DJXeon93]

Did you have trouble reading that script of yours?

[TheManWhoGetsIton]

arnt cheetahs the desert cheetah?



[thallium200]

Annoying commentator.

[coprakai]

what...the...fuck?

[fletch00001]

Can anyone tell me if you get camel spiders in Turkey? I saw one of these (or it looked like one) it was white , large but wasn't a spider, it had a long body just like the one in the video!

[Falllingmoon]

... Thank you for that information. For I shall not step foot in the desert again. *looks out the window at the desert* ... ****

[Yojerome303]

If I found that in my house I would hit it with a hammer.

[XDeathRaze777X]

@Yojerome303 id fucking pull out a flame thrower and a double barrel shotgun with a huge ass bayonette!

[TheOzziGamer]

@XDeathRaze777X You have a lot of those lying around? Arrest this man!

[XDeathRaze777X]

@TheOzziGamer lulz

[juggalosqueaks]

@TheOzziGamer Interesting fact, in most US states flamethrowers are perfectly legal for civilians :D

[thedivisionbell220]

you're not funny

[198storm]

Thats all a lie

[frusciante349]

I hate people that flame for no reason. If you don't like the video then don't abuse the uploader you stupid fuckers

[Minty787]

@frusciante349

we can do wat we want bitch, if u dont like us commenting, then fuk off to another video

[frusciante349]

@Minty787 Fuck off idiot.

[Minty787]

@frusciante349

fuck u DICKHEAD

[intrusosgang]

@frusciante349 Fuck you and this shitty video!

[BriexGore]

>.>

Spiders Bark?

[BuffBagwell88]

Dude you're a fucking loser, I can tell by the sound of your voice you're a virgin... I agree, get a life douche

[145846]

ill rip and tear that damn thing a new ass if it chases me

[assassinkilla619]

Subscribed :3

[orangeiceice12]

your ps are poppin bro get a pop shield for the mic

[slinkycream1260]

this guys obviously hard for camel spiders quit giving him a hard time... now im off to watch horses breeding,

[TheDominik277]

I don't know why so many people leave that many negative feedback. I like this video!

[Metalhead666675]

thats not a fucking camel spider you retard and by the way your the old man that shakes his cane at kids get a life fucker

[claudioperugia]

cocksucker

[iplayforfood]

10 miles per hour? More like half a meter a second, that's roughly 1 mile per hour.

[jpf24320]

yea its a cool insect until it bites or ur balls

[X5H2o]

voice like a jerkspider

[eggmcmiles]

it also has 10 legs...

[bonjovi696]

tarantulas are so much better

[VegetaHimself]

I saw one in my parents home back in las vegas 10 years ago and never again saw anything like it. Up until yesterday, i had no idea what the hell it was but im now glad i flushed it when i had the chance. I didnt need one of those things wandering happlessly into my room while i was asleep!

[tamara2623]

I love spiders and camel spider is really cool spider!

[ToastedAndy]

The most interesting thing to come out of the would easily have to be the camel spider, know unlike what it is called, it is not a true camel

[inuruk95]

ok nevel paperman

[nirvanapower1991]

DAMN NATURE U SCARY

[hackallpokemon]

i poked it with a stick and it broke it in half!! no lie :)

[friedduckcentral]

thats ok, i wasn't planning on sleeping tonite anyways...

[MrNinja1425]

Either way I'm still fucking killing it.

[ellisrob123]

no wander the Tv repoters said no 2 ur job...

[Theserpent925]

I had one in my backyard.I said die!

[kunglao10001]

this is some bull ish do u even kno what u talking bout

[tabbydove]

Lol they have butt faces..

[RockBigspok]

i dont see why people are hating? its a fine video

[GunnerAlpha1]

isnt the cheetah the cheetah of the desert???

[Trevorkane88]

GAY!!!

[19redd78]

My brother hates spiders. I shared this video with him. :)

[natalie61863]

funny that you say it's bark is worse than bite. you should talk to some of the military in afghanistan that have had run ins with camel spiders. they will chase you, they will eat your flesh, they are flesh eaters. they'll get into sleeping bags, backpacks, they're evil! and that's just alittle bit of what i've been told by someone thats spent time in the sand country.

[emoryatar]

Reminds me a little of the honeybadger video commentary

[Shakeythemoil]

Honey Badger would kick its ass....honey badger don't care!

[wookawooka69]

Thats pretty freakin cool

[xAurelmx]

*Looks at first picture of Camel Spider*

*Listens to explanation for why it's not a real spider*

Segmented abdomen? Bro, the damn thing has 10 legs.

[katiejean58]

@xAurelmx They only have 8 legs, the front 2 are mouth parts, not legs. Similar to a scorpion's pincers.

[PhilipSneyd]

@katiejean58 Look at the picture again - you are right, they definitely have two mouth parts like scorpions pincers, but in addition to those they clearly have 10 legs. Pause at 0:25.

[katiejean58]

@PhilipSneyd Those are called chelicerae, and all arachnids have them. The first pair of "legs" behind the chelicerae aren't true legs because they come from a head segment and have a different number of individual segments than the 8 true legs. They do kind of use them as legs, but they're mostly used like antennae to detect obstacles or prey while running.

[PhilipSneyd]

@katiejean58 Thanks katiejean - I researched a bit more and found out the first "legs" are called pedipalps. So a camel spider is not really a spider but it IS an arachnid and it has 8 legs, 2 pedipalps and 2 chelicerae. Not exactly features I'd look for in a pet, but hey - you learn something new every day! :)

[ProjectZeus]

omg, what am I even watching spider videos for?

[primeEmu16]

i didnt catch that one part. So its not actually a spider? was is it then some tic?

[monkeymanrailgun]

All the information in the video is correct at least...

[NicoleFarkas123]

hmmmmmm intresting.

[chrisboi08]

Camel spiders to go to sleeping people. They administer small doses of anesthetic so the "prey" has no idea it's being attacked. After they wake up they will notice a chunk missing. My step dad who had been stationed in afghanistan witnessed this. so it's true.. not false. :)

[alexg3b]

@chrisboi08 he's most likely talking about the anesthetic part

[ZeroneRaven]

^ these are the most funny comments on YouTube. lol

[MrMarkzuckerberg]

thanks for telling me what to look out for when I go to kill it

[Kinvishi]

You should really perfect your voice over before putting your video on youtube... lame...

[froggyboggy6]

thats one hell of a script.

[TheKSolo4]

Lmao, this guy sounds like a lame. Dislike...

[normanbull]

biggest nerd ever. thanks for the useless vid ya pussy

[sharkladyindisguise]

I enjoyed this!

[GovnaBuckingham]

wtf asshole you fucking misleading jew rat

[keaganater234]

more like, cheetah, the cheetah of the desert

[mugflub]

The narrator makes me nervous. He sounds like he just smoked a big bag of meth. I can even hear him smacking his lips.

[GlockBlox]

@star78563 its not really classified as an arachnid, atleast in my book it is not, arachnids are supposed to have 2 segments on the body, a head, and abdomen, this has more than just 2 segments. The Harvestman often mistaken as a "Daddy longlegs" is also not classified as a spider.

and @fearofthemind, is your irl name ryan cuz u sound vaguely familiar.

[MrBlacksloth]

fuck this fag bro, the most interesting thing that walked out the desert was yo fuckin mom son! fuck yall hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! you sount like you was about to cry bitch

[DoubtfulGrace]

I love this glorious little nerd.

[laurensbluedragon]

danm that thing is bad-ass dude......

[FlowerJutsu]

They aren't spiders, they don't kill, they are scavengers... and do not ATTACK.

[tanman965]

the most interesting thing to come out of the deset is you fail aborted brother,

and it wasnt very interesting.

[JDaMac815]

A chill went up my Leg when i saw the picture

[xBandiitx]

If you think camel spiders are cool, wait till you try some pussy. It's out of this world.

[crossycrossfield]

u is a fucking fagot u sad pathetic noib end n it aint a spider its a solothagi

[Scenezftwlul]

face looks like a ballsack to an old man. i think....

[brownwidow1]

you know nothin about fucking solifugids fuck you for your stupis sledeshow fucking dips shit

[TheKillaComa]

you can die from the bite of a camel spider

[thoromicina2]

@TheKillaComa Totally false, unless you are a little lizard, when I was deployed in Tikrit, Irak, back in 91, we had tons of them around us all the time, and they´re actually harmless.

[TheJCprototype]

Get me my RPB rocket propelled boot

[djthegrateone]

i work in the oil and gas and get to travel a lot momently i am in dubai and work in the middle eastern region.. and these guys come out at bight when its cool...

mate of mine was doing night shift out at a plant in yemen (desert) and he fell asleep at night and woke up and had one of these shits munching through his t-shirt/coveralls!! ive encountered a couple my self and if your in there territory and piss em off and walk a way they come after you! lol

[derp12312443]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU SLIDE SHOW FAGGOT

[glasgrun]

what place has sand, rocks, cacti, more sand, your mothers vagina!!!!!

[TheSmoke510]

it has 10 legs how is it a spider -_-

[katspazz]

@TheSmoke510 It's just called the camel spider even though it's a solifugid. Also, the pair of legs in the front are sort of like antennae since they're used for feeling and not running :O

[TheSmoke510]

@katspazz ok thanks for the lession :D

[katspazz]

@TheSmoke510 Mhm :D

[Amateria1]

That would be an interesting pet...until it got loose at night !

[bladesofblood666]

Wait...so who won?

[PureOakley01]

I got one of these as a pet. Really amazing little creatures :)

[MiZoSpaDe]

i thought it was video

that sux

[chrissxtr13]

maybe more sand should go up your ass rofl

[fearofthemind]

@star78563 oops I guess I did.

[bates69696969]

@fearofthemind your gay

[NerdsRaveToo]

i think

you should

get a life :)

[fearofthemind]

@NerdsRaveToo Is that sarcasm?

[NerdsRaveToo]

@fearofthemind no.

[fearofthemind]

@NerdsRaveToo ouch

[NerdsRaveToo]

@fearofthemind i know right [;

[enjoiskater7777]

@fearofthemind yeah its totally sarcasm. he wants to live your awesome life.

[ash95carino]

@fearofthemind the spider is bigger than ur dick :)

[TheBigDead0ne]

@NerdsRaveToo You're fucking stupid. What's with you retarded people? What is a life to you? Playing games, getting drunk while watching porn, and fucking around? If that's a life, I'm glad some people don't have one.

[ThorsDiciple]

@NerdsRaveToo Annnd... your name wooow...

[patrykporebscy]

frecy

[fearofthemind]

@patrykporebscy Gwuh?

[RycheStudios]

1:00

Look at the eyes. Mr. Camel Spider looks DEVIOUS