"Ah, what's that, a bag of stolen clock radios from the hotels we stayed in?"
"You'll be offered drugs, you know, you'll have threesomes, diners. You know, you'll end up going into town on a taxi, have a couple of drugs, have diner, have a threesome... go home again, have a shower, go out again... more drugs... more threesomes... Happens all the time... alright? I mean, I'd do it...!"
Man, Murray is on par with David Brent, imo...!
Btw, this is the best Murray compilation I've seen so far!
per diem, per weekum -- you don't go spending it on bloody leather suits!
alright, I haven't got time for your time-wasting.
Run over, pick pocketed. Um, fall down a manhole. Bump inta .. people. Murdered. Imagine that. Or even just ridiculed.
Calm down, alright? We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map. It's not right.
skoockum 5 months ago
GO FUCK YOURSELF BRET!
LicensetoIL 11 months ago
"Ah, what's that, a bag of stolen clock radios from the hotels we stayed in?"
"You'll be offered drugs, you know, you'll have threesomes, diners. You know, you'll end up going into town on a taxi, have a couple of drugs, have diner, have a threesome... go home again, have a shower, go out again... more drugs... more threesomes... Happens all the time... alright? I mean, I'd do it...!"
Man, Murray is on par with David Brent, imo...!
Btw, this is the best Murray compilation I've seen so far!
=)
TheRealDerfMan 1 year ago 2
@TheRealDerfMan Thanks!
wuxingwarrior3 1 year ago
LOOOL i love murray
DestinedRevolution 1 year ago
over 10 minuets. record
hfn64 1 year ago
"what are you on your way to ah... dick meeting"
DAMN, too funny!
gaymeledeush 1 year ago
I love how he says "that's iLLEEGAL! how could you do it?!?!?"
FuchsiasAttic1847 1 year ago 2
don't be such a dikhid
clonedos 1 year ago 2
"drop th,drop the beat"
ghostwhiskey 1 year ago
how ever many times he says turkey i just lose it,my god murray is great
ghostwhiskey 2 years ago 8
I love love love murray!!!!!!
FuchsiasAttic1847 1 year ago
I KNOW!!! i love when he says "you guys are acting like a bunch of turkeys!" i laugh my ass off
kurtinrod420 1 year ago
we will get it back
brettenator 2 years ago
2:31
Ahahaha, I love Greg
Lex4792 2 years ago
lmao omg how high he gets his voice at 9:50 is priceless
higbee0 2 years ago
i havent got time for your time wasting
ANIKANSKYWALKERG 2 years ago
I'm so livid with you turkeys
PompousLummox 2 years ago 6
LMAO
supercoolsupercool 2 years ago
@PompousLummox
I never realized before I saw this show what an amazing word "Livid" is, lol. Now I look for any opportunity to use it...
FuchsiasAttic1847 1 year ago
nice work mate, bloody awesome clip
primalenergy 2 years ago
murray is the best.
imagine5678 2 years ago 3
This is your doing isn't Rod Stewart.
Unkelski 2 years ago
hahaha
dowlingchicks 2 years ago
" Yea, right Brit, David Bowie in a dream. "
UnShattered83 2 years ago 2
I LOVE MURRAY, a couple of jesters, doing a jest, a big lark in the courtyard of the king
UnShattered83 2 years ago 10
Probably one of the best lines ever xD
daveke27 2 years ago
Murry-I'm so angry I could swear
Bret-you would'nt swear murry
Murry-go Fuck youself Bret.
urbiggestf4n 2 years ago
i love them all, Jemaine is my favorite.
EJ0HNST 2 years ago
Man that's classic that he's reading The New Zealand Herald in NY. lol
asianinvasian2 2 years ago
hahahahaha
grams2grammys 2 years ago
Murray is great...he really pulls the show together...it just wouldnt be as good without him.
stevoNYC 2 years ago 2
2 Thumbs up!!! Great compilation. Thanks for posting!
zja22 2 years ago
a great big lark...in the courtyard of the king hahha
syanarasucka 2 years ago
Ahhhhh central park!
Beansy1337 2 years ago
In Newark!
wuxingwarrior3 2 years ago
"We're back together remember? You asked me why I was crying, I said it was the happiest day of my life. You don't remember that?"
bret: No
lol!!!
anetchi 2 years ago
What a legend murray hewitt is perhaps the funniest man ever...
mattvo9 2 years ago 3