Howard Stern - Richard Christy's Pizza Hut Story

[joecugo]

Artie acting like he doesnt put ranch dressing on his pizza.

[TheZigzach]

R dressing for the crust all day

[aaardvarkkk]

Ranch dressing is AWESOME on pizza. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, tards!

[GLITZandGLOOM]

I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at the part where they took shits.

[78Revolutions]

I wouldn't put ranch dressing on a dog turd, it might make it taste bad.

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

Honestly..I've put ranch on a slice of pepperoni pizza.. Not like poured it on like syrup on a pancake but dabbed it a bit and it's not bad at all... it would be disgusting though to see someone drench a slice with it. :P

[357Lobster]

@BoredOfFakeTalents I kinda dip muh pizza in hot sauce. Kinda weird that they were stunned by Pizza Hut buffet. I live in PA and almost every one I've ever been in has a buffet. I wants Pizza Hut now. Dammit.

[BlackMasterRoshi]

ten bucks say they were black.

[Mike1614b]

imagine how funny that story would be if Robin would SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Oops, guess Howie wants to shut down YouTube now too. ha

[Mockingbird5150]

I used to put bleu cheese on mine for all you can eat tuesday's in burlington.

[ETG311]

as we watch the fat lady in her natural habitat.... XD

[Number1HB]

Ranch is amazing on pizza. But now I'm back in Ireland I can't get ranch anywhere :(

[ds41980]

@Number1HB

Does your grocery store have an American food section? There might be Ranch dressing there.

[therealplease]

how do you write those speaking bubble.... hahha "fuck my mouth"

[rezonthe]

Wildlife photographer!

[bigseanpower10]

That was hilarious, its amazing how messed up people like these ladies can be. On a side note, I like how everyone acted so surprised that Pizza Hut had a buffet, because Pizza Hut has always had one unless the big city locations don't offer them?

[glover519]

artie is the man, stay sober buddy!

[kingkevinjoy]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOL

[xmaxim99x]

I love ranch with pizza, and I'm thin. Regular old pizza can get old no matter where it's from.

[HFLCHARGERS]

Artie is a fat loser I cant beleive he even has a job Sorry but I am happy he is off the show

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

@HFLCHARGERS Agreed.

[drexel73]

@HFLCHARGERS can't believe you are so fuckin ugly

[rgz1985]

Dude. I love to dip my pizza in Ranch. Lol. Now i will feel guilty for doing so!

[drunkenstooge]

Fat slobs like these should be put down. They drive up health care costs.

[knoxklay11]

where can we find these pictures??

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

If you think ranch dressing is good on pizza, you might be a fat sorry ass!

[joemoe23]

ranch with pizza is the bomb

[glover519]

no of JSegrist comments here are funny, just stop dude

[SpanglesFrenchFry]

This is so true. Go through a little town called Wichita. At the gas station you can see more than a muffin top; It is about 60lbs of lard dragging behind their K-State t-shirts.

[marshalljimduncan]

this is fake

[mistrbrwn]

@marshalljimduncan you're annoying

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

count on hernje to be a jew boy

sell out jew

F Robin!

[Number1HB]

Ranch is amazing on pizza

[Cawby]

There was a Pizza Hut buffet in Chula Vista,Ca. Got closed down about 10 years ago though. Turned into an IHOP.

[guitarplayeraustin]

The chick needs to shut the fuck up.

[gainguide]

that taste good, ranch dressing on a pizza...try it

[Ometopada]

Entertaining and disgusting... but what`s up with the annotations dude. Someone`s Immature.

[Devilman6066]

The poor Bastards who work there :(

[DavidLovins67]

Hard to listen to Artie laugh about women eating seven slices of pizza at a time, when he ended up stabbing himself multiple times.

[15Mikedelta]

Wonder if those chicks masturbate with the stuffed crust ^^

[cackums]

i laughed my ass off at all the annotations ROFL

[tstruss912]

Ranch on pizza is awesome....if you're under 300lbs.

[schwam41]

lol i've been to a couple pizza hut buffets... and a lot of my friends like ranch on their pizza

[DeanBosse52]

I need to see this pictures. 

[mrdrunkenpig]

the pitsarea

[14BeProud]

"well they weren't doing coke"

LMFAO

[metalliholic]

My girlfriend eats pizza with ranch all the time and she is a damn skinny as shit! plus she eats like damn jabba the hut.

[DrPoon]

Artie covers his pizza in heroin, 

[MrAvidLearner]

@DrPoon hahahahahahaa... hilarious

[BhillSoulja]

@DrPoon

i doubt it... that would be a waste of heroin

[redoubt9000]

I stopped going into pizza hut's when they started putting in buffets... Matter of fact I avoid restaurants nowadays if theres a buffet... Fuckin human feeding troughs.

[zimmcat]

RICHARD IS A GROSS PIG

[ULTRADREW1]

Burger King french fries dipped in their ranch dressing-the BEST!!!

[grungegopher]

I usually put French Dressing on pizza. Never Ranch though...

[foxygrandpa991]

The fuck is with all you people talking about your pizza and ranch dressing experiences?

[MissZillaable]

Like Artie can talk lol Instead of Ranch Dressing he covers his pizza in a Lard Vinaigrette...

[TheRealEzzy]

Here in Illinois my friends would squirt a little ranch on a plate and do a slight "Dip" with the pizza. I thought that was gross but when I tried, it tasted great! don't see whats so shocking

[AmericaHello]

Call me crazy, But I also wanna see these pics, LOL

[Bjouesbijou]

amazing 

[MRXFX91]

In Indiana ranch and pizza is pretty popular.

[PlethoraXofXThoughts]

dude, ranch with pizza is very very common in california....

[RussianBear05]

whoever said he's a ginger is a dumbass, he's a daywalker.

[MegadethRustInPeace]

@RussianBear05 Him and Dave Mustaine both.

[DiamondSoul]

Richard is the funniest guy on Howard Stern right now. No contest.

[bizzyindmp220]

listen to artie acting like hes never doused his pizza in ranch and that these ladies are appalling. artie is just as fat, pathetic fuck

[GummoNZ]

I had the buffet at Pizza Hutt once. I piled heaps onto several plates and took them to my table so I wouldn't have to get up again. I only ate half of what I took then felt full so I left. The manager stopped me on the way out, told me he had just seen my table and that he was good at remembering faces and didn't want to see me back in his business within the next twelve months.

Kids in africa must hate me.

[OzzyFan87]

Fuck Pizza Hut. Give me Totino's!

[TheDVDGamer]

well at least those fat bastards will be getting free obama care,, good job you fucking retards..

[MrHoleA]

ranch on pizza? gotta be fat american biatch

[Cyclonus84]

I love how Artie's fat ass is surprised by the Ranch Dressing.

[SchuCrew69]

@Cyclonus84 New Yorkers dont really put stuff on their pizza

[theclicker1]

@Cyclonus84

I know. Artie ACTS suprised, but you know he has the gallon size ranch in his fridge.

[singapore7773]

i rode my bicycle across usa. in witchita ks. i asked directions to the nearest hotel to a young fat couple. they said its like 5miles. u can make it on bike its too far.... .. i didnt have the heart to tell them i just rode from LOS ANGELES CA

[bizzyindmp220]

LISA LAMPAJELLY. fuckin lol

[NY1love]

They got a Pizza Hut buffet in Rochester area. In fact, I think they are all buffets for lunch. . . I go : /

[fucko31]

Richard Christy is the fuckin man!

[JGMusicFactory]

1:16 OH NOT SALAD!!,

Robin needs to stfu

[729Drew]

Yeah, i can see dipping the pizza in the ranch but not covering the entire thing...covering anything in ranch dressing is too much.

And I live on the east coast, the pizza huts here have buffets too, its not just the midwest

[soulrisk1010]

@729Drew im in ohio and never seen a pizza hut buffet

[729Drew]

@soulrisk1010

You're not missing anything great lol, most of the shit in the buffet is disgusting...and unless your stoned, nobody goes for the all you can eat pizza.

[roxlyn27]

yeah but he said she 'covered' the whole pizza. not say 'dipped the odd bite'.

[quicklern818]

Guess it's a mid/west coast thing, ranch on pizza whooptee frigging doo

[clutchcrippler]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOL love all the annotations.

[TheAlaricPetz]

Pizza with ranch dressing is fucking awesome!! What the fuck is everyone smokin'?! Well, I don't cover the whole pizza with the dressing, but dip the pizza in like a civilized human being.

[TheAlaricPetz]

@TheAlaricPetz And I'm a really skinny kid so don't think that only fat people do this.

[kammererbr]

You know Artie left work and got a pizza w/ranch dressing

[slayer544]

there's a pizza hut buffet in Hauppauge NY lol

[hiphopguru81]

Ranch dressing on pizza is fucking awsome! dont knock it till you try it

[AC6773]

I have a friend that eats her pizza dipped in Ranch and she got this same reaction at work. Come to find out numerous people tried or did eat pizza the same way. I'm pretty sure at least one person ....Robin...has tried it.

[DoctorSapperstein]

Ranch dressing on Pizza?

What?

Where is this done - is it regional?

I have never heard of this before

[healthhaterxx]

I love fat people. Fat people are nice, fun loving, salt o the earth types

they fuel the economy and they have better things to do then get their asshole bleached or lie on a beach hoping someone uglier than them shows up like howard that fking witch face nerd schlemiel. Howard who pays bottle blonde whores to fake orgasms. I'm smoking a cig right now loving unhealthy people. F you you scrooge mcduck trophy wife sleazeball you'd be lucky to get hand from rosanne bar if you didn't have big bux

[ohnickoli]

@healthhaterxx shutup fatty

[donna1175]

LOL @ 2:16 ohhh

[konyers88]

Great clip :)

[megloman1975]

Pepperoni with jalapeno's and pineapple, on a... first put down a thin crust, sauce..a little cheese, toppings, next another layer of thin crust, covered with a bit of sauce and the rest with cheese and any other toppings you would like to add. Your making a perfect pie... good luck.

[t4b5klh]

america home of the free and depraved

[gtasahomo]

Fat people to a buffet is like a crackhead to a pile of free crack. I want to see those pictures.

[dingdongdirtbag]

I love Artie's comment about the fatties going to the bathroom, "Well, they weren't doing coke." Lol

[Theburn77]

they have those pizza hut buffett's here in upstate new york, they're pretty disgusting though.

[roxlyn27]

@Theburn77 same with BC. These Pizza Hut buffets are everywhere and yes it is ALWAYS loaded with fat people crowding the buffet and bitching that there isnt enough. Especially fat women.

[dtbjjrb]

Ranch is good with pizza! But the way I hear it, it seems like she had more ranch than pizza.

[slackmaster2000]

Man those pics have gotta be floating around somewhere

[fatherovterror666]

in my home country of canada ranch can be used as a pizza sauce and is amazing

[jogga123]

I cant believe they had never heard of ranch on pizza.

[Lightfoot2k1]

@jogga123 I can't believe you can type with those fat fingers.

[jogga123]

What kind of bug did I shove up you're ass?

[vianduch88]

ranch on pizza is really good!

[yakomuto]

I want to see these fucking pictures can anyone link me up?

[herecomesmightymouse]

I guess ranch dressing is a southern thing. I live in Florida, and I have friends who do that. I personally don' t do it (I think it's nasty!) but it isn't an uncommon thing down here.

[queekers]

Fat people deserve no respect and should be slaughtered like the cows they are - no self worth nor self control.

[drunkenstooge]

I genuinely HATE fat people. I hate them like Hitler hated the Jews. They are scum and should be put down.

[charfman84]

How do you feel about blacks, jews, gays, women?

[drunkenstooge]

If they're fat, I hate them.

[Pebric]

@drunkenstooge what happen a fat guy whoop your ass or something

[drunkenstooge]

You must be a lard ass to defend fat people. I cannot wait for your next heart attack.

[bojonwright]

stoopid fuckin howard. jay leno's lucky he can copy.

[queekers]

I like to take whole sticks of butter and deep fry them in pig grease, then i dip them in ranch dressing and eat a dozen in one sitting. Also, I think those women sound attractive.

[Aheadstix85]

Really??, dont sell sell them over the counter of your wallmart like you would a honeybaked ham?, well i have heard wrong then, but i know that alot of you have them, and your crime rate would not be quite so high if you did not just sell them to the average "joe" in a bad mood or something, but i think you "right to bear arms" is a fucking joke, know one should be able to get guns that easy, it just tells the rest of the world your gun happy morons, and my keyboard is shit.

[JSegrist]

There's nothing wrong with ranch dressing on pizza.

[fridun007]

@JSegrist Personally I like a little blue cheese mixed with hot wing sauce on my pizza.

[kalpal67]

i can't stand blue cheese

[ChicagoIrishman]

@JSegrist Ranch dressing on pizza makes me want to throw myself down some stairs. WHAT KIND OF PIZZA DO YOU EAT?

[JSegrist]

Any pizza dipped in ranch

[ChicagoIrishman]

@JSegrist Seriously, what kind of pizza? Pizza Hut? Domino's?

[JSegrist]

Fuck. I like them all. Mostly Tony's, because I'm poor.

[ChicagoIrishman]

@JSegrist See now I can see that, but if you're dumping loads of ranch on an expensive pie, jesus christ.

Shit, on Tony's? That sounds a-ok.

[anotherdrunkguy]

Tonys is the shit... I don't think I've ever eaten some, then took a shit and ate more though.. That's dedication son.

[negativekind]

@JSegrist Tostino's nigga!

[clutchcrippler]

@JSegrist agreed

[sic666maggot]

@JSegrist anything dipped in ranch

[MyUsername2668]

@ChicagoIrishman Ranch Dressing on Pizza is fucking BOMB.

[socialdisease77]

Here in Ontario Canada we have, in my small town, a place called square boys pizza.(i know right? lol) but i delivered pizza for them and if you order dipping sauce its a certain brand of caesar salad dressing. its pretty good

[napalmheartburn]

Is ranch with pizza so weird?

[depedro99]

Honestly it's not weird it's just wrong!

[EricLynchSucks]

Kathleen and her mother...gotta be them...

[Lvduggo69]

I ment it as funny , and yes I'm American and yes it's getting hard to defend my country's people sometimes but hell I must cuz I love my country. Don't forget all counted have there fucked up people to.

But yea we got some dipshits and it makes me sick.

Ps thanks for being civil. Peace.

[Lvduggo69]

Tonycumgagger. The only reason u say that is to get a reaction like fuck u or your mom must have had a yeast infection when u were born. But I'm not going to do that. Cuz that would b mean.

[tonybolger47]

Hahaha good one i got a laugh out of that.. I wasnt saying it to be mean im just basing it on my experiences. You wouldnt believ half the shit i had to listen to and put up with from the americans i met. Im not saying EVERYBODY is the same but a hell of alot of them are. And if your american and that offended you im sorry. Peace

[kammererbr]

Fuck you!! Irish asshole. You probably only meet stupid Americans because those are the only ones that would go to that shit hole you live in. Come back and criticize the US after your urinal w/ a government has accomplished something. If your Irish and this offends you im sorry. Peace.

[tonybolger47]

tsk tsk dude, i LIVED in florida, texas and new mexico, i dont say something like that unless i can back it up. AND LISTEN TO YOU getting all angry, and all this coming from sumone who has prob never been outside their own state let alone your country. Just like most people ive met there, opinionated about everything and havnt a clue about nothing.

[tonybolger47]

and im going to say something else too, just because what i said dosnt take away from the fact that although the vast majority of you may not be the sharpest tool in the box, in my time there i met some truly nice genuine people who went out of their way to be as polite and as hospitable as i could ever had imagined. So i say thanks to them. But i still stand by what i said. maby its not stupidity, maby its nievaty too

[Bassbait]

Those are some pretty big balls. You call people naive by using a word that doesn't exist. Naivety is how it's spelled. They (a good majority of americans) might not be the sharpest tool in the box, but neither are you (you as in a good majority of people outside America). I will go ahead and say that although America is on it's way to a train wreck, we are a fine people that are judged too quickly by people who say that because they've been to America, they know so much about everybody there.

[Aheadstix85]

Actually no!, you lot come down under aswell, and God!, are all you americans so fucking dumb?, you honestly know nothing about anything other than your own fucked up country, your are all dumb fuck gun toting rednecks.

[Bassbait]

Ok, I'll give this a shot...

How can you call people dumb and use F*** multiple times? Well maybe if you were smarter you either:

A.Wouldn't be offended

B.Wouldn't over-react (and thus prove yourself the better man)

or

C.Would come up with a more intelligent way to express your opinion.

But I guess, because I'm an American defending America, I am stupid and you shouldn't listen to my opinions.

[Aheadstix85]

Sorry i was just dropping myself down to you level for a moment just to show you how ignorant and arrogant you guys actually are, but im shure there are smart americans right?, but all the world sees are these slow, redneck morons who say, " i like to shoot things, with my gun", what is it with you yanks and guns??!!, know one here owns guns like you do, only coppers, but you guys practically give em away??!!!. but the pont is im yet to see intelligent american.

[Bassbait]

Telling by your condescending act, you are as arrogant as we "actually" are. There are plenty of smart Americans. Also, rednecks only apply to a select few of the southern region of America. (I don't say I hate Britain because EVERYBODY there has bad teeth.) I'm yet to see a shred of intelligence from you, because you obviously can't even use a keyboard right. We actually REGULATE what happens with guns, but apparently you just assume that we just shoot people for the heck of it like it's casual

[ULTRADREW1]

@Aheadstix85 If it wasn't for us "dumb fuck gun toting rednecks" as you so eloquently put it, you're whole country would be speaking German right now. Just another english asshole with a chip on his shoulder. A true definition of an Internet tough guy, but in reality, just another english pussy.

[doughboycod2]

@ULTRADREW1 You sound like you also have a chip on your shoulder. Don't forget that Britain did hold their own against the Germans for a long time. If Hitler would have focused on finishing off the RAF instead of bombing London than most certainly the war probably would have gone to the Nazi's favor. Luckily for us, Hitler was a dumb shit and made one blunder after another. However, to write off the efforts of all allies in the war is to show ignorance to the many sacrifices they made.

[tonybolger47]

seriously doh that yeast infection bit was funny as hell i gotta use that one.. hahaha lol

[tonybolger47]

american are stupid people.. really REALLY stupid people.. i know i lived with them long enough. sorry but its true you people havnt a clue about anything.. fat, lazy and stupid

[JSegrist]

Hell yeah!

[ryanlesperance777]

sometimes I wish Robin wouldn't talk..

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Look at all the fat people raging about ranch dressing. Lol.

[ryanlesperance777]

Stern: PAY RICHARD WELL!

[drunkenstooge]

I'm glad Richard cut his hair.

[jollydwarf]

goddamn, i cant believe the fuckballs who have never heard of ranch dressing on pizza. i dip my pizza in it and it is fuckin great. matter of fact, i'm sure i have seen chicken ranch pizza before at a local chain. almost anything with ranch is the cock's socks!

[superman11978]

And are you a fat ass? Be honest. 2 out of 3 people in the US are obese so don't be ashamed of being in the majority.

[donwilson]

lol, is that picture real? If so, he should definitely never have long hair again

[lovemuchaart]

Thats the Richard I knew almost 20 years ago.

[mophead02]

ever hear of a band called Death??? look em up he played with them on their final album

[tunicanl]

I want to see the pictures!

[JayMann620]

Wow, Robin seriously needs to shut up. Ranch Dressing on pizza ain't that bad. I never do it but seriously, she's acting like we're the fuckin Germans putting mayo on the pizza instead of marinara sauce.

[rdk162]

i hate robin..she needs to shut the fuck up

[Tulkastaldo]

I have not seen any human being dip pizza in ranch dressing that wasn't a lurching, heaving land whale. It's the midwestern fat lady special.

[Glassmachi]

I guess she was making room!

[NotCaringJustRelaxin]

Richard is my FAAAvorite! So is Sal

[logblacklabel18]

pizza with ranch is awesome

[ZO6knightrider]

Richard  is the best!

[MrMattsmolka5]

yea i was just about to say, i love dippin my pizza in ranch, esp buttermilk ranch. but then again im in shape, if i was fat then it would be a bad and or retarded idea

[ZACHY12992]

Fucking robin...

"RANCH DRESSING ON A PIZZA?!?!" Calm down nigger tits

[JSegrist]

hahahaha