Hollandaise Road

[Bramboochika]

hey, there was no bagel after you punched your boss XD You came up to the table and realised there was nothing there.

[ginnyvideo]

upset because the real song doesn't sound exactly like this

[duckss83]

You seriously have the coolest boss ever.

[Mageorama]

Woot Live!!!

[KattMask]

liiiive

[aweingalliterations]

I wonder where his boss is right now...

[Buaam]

@aweingalliterations Facial rehab

[nonnahs918]

Ugh! Wheezy it's bagel(BAY-gEl) NOT (BagEl)

[cody32297]

Wheezy has the coolest boss in all history. No one can compare.

[IchLiebeDichSwei]

I miss your old boss and Free Bagel Friday, Wheezy. :c

[insaneguy1509]

it craig with a wigs wife ...SHES NOT DEAD we must let let craig with awig know about this

[SporasGaming]

Original song: /watch?v=_nLiQBV6A7c

[yuffferz]

Wife clone?

[KanesTheName95]

For some reason, I find this song catchy as hell. I've listened to this so many times.

[cladny]

The guitar part in the song sounds like the bananas song!

[JimGabeMomo]

@cladny Haha it does!! But Hollandaise Road sounds a lot sadder than Bananas...

[JimGabeMomo]

This is one of my top 5 wheezy waiter videos!!

[lovelymarch1]

It doesn't look appetizing, but, it made me hungry.

[Kemorowolfrain]

I wonder if craig misses punching his boss since he does youtube for a living.

[niceworkmicrosoft]

This is definitely the funniest video! <3

[timboprime]

KOOOOOLLSLA!!!!!

[MariazzZebra]

1:26 I died xDDDDDD

[ZeldaVGM]

PLEASE make a full version of this. I love this song for some reason. Might be the OOOOOOOOOH bit, I dunnOOOOOOOOH

[MeenyMcSweeny]

wheezy marathon day 2

[kate9987]

ur really really really really really really good!!

[hotholyhell]

I was actually expecting more of a 'Goodbye Hollandaise Road'.... but still good!

[TreyRust]

you had the best boss in the world... if I ever have to work for somebody, I can only hope he is as amazing as your old boss...

[Mrbunbun18]

I love mcdick's hashbrowns

 and the guy that wink is HOT ! :)

[AlexandermAndreas]

I love McDonalds hashbrowns

[Martylovescats]

I sing this randomly walking to class. You know your cool when.

[m0nchi3]

When you suddenly popped up with a wig, I was scared "shirt"less.

[ArmyOfK]

666 likes and 6 dislikes :D

[jellyberry10]

Also Wheezy's Singing So "Shirt"ing Awesome ^_^

[TheCoken]

Wow, your boss sings really really bad

[jellyberry10]

666 Likes, This Kicks Ass ^_^

[lexxisingssongs]

that's so depressing that there's no bagels left after you punch him..

[2TimeLord2]

awwww poor boss a third time. does he ever win??

[harrypmgs]

best fbf ever

[RassilonFTW]

@harrypmgs fbf ?



[harrypmgs]

@RassilonFTW free bagel friday lol

[RassilonFTW]

@harrypmgs ahh i see

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[GotBecket]

I wonder what craig does in his band?

[RageicaNiels]

i´ve watched your first 150 videos in 3 days,

Wheezy marathon is awesome!! :D

150 down - 291 to go

[primeboxers]

@RageicaNiels I watched all yer momas prn-vids 104 down 956 433 to go

[GotBecket]

You actually can be a really good singer

[primeboxers]

@GotBecket HAHAHA lol!!! he is!!!!

[ginnyvideo]

craig punched him so hard both of their wigs came off :)

[Stephanie20222]

you look like andre agassi

[wearethebomb42]

You know what? This must be (in my opinion) the best wheezy waiter video I've ever seen!!!

[Koru]

That's okay, Craig. I don't like coleslaw, either.

[asiarock779]

I love how you didnt take a bagel.

[DirEnGreyRule]

Am I now the only person craving a bagel?

[tasteslikepaintnwood]

this is my favorite WW video-always a good pick-me-up on bad days

[SWEdrone]

1:33

[Nomad6763]

LIAM>?!?!?!?!?1

[cesarbattistinim]

First video on my iPad. Loving the iPad so far and I always loved weezy uahauhuahuahuahuahua

[Dltn97]

owww craig your sister has a great voice and she is smokin!!! ;)

[andrewzmorris]

My favourite WW video

[MyMothersBlackJeans]

Hollandaise Road is one of my favorite songs :) 

[JManu3]

I swear to god that I almost pissed myself with this FBF

[etajims11]

Despite the extreme silliness, you have a great singing voice.

[mindbabbler]

@etajims11 despite? his silliness doesn't contradict his great voice

[parker123b]

The guy who did the wink I swear he has a chuck Norris poster behind him

[Hirt9999]

That chick is hot, id totally tap that.

[ReclinerSwordsman]

I'm hesitant to say this, because they're all so awesome, but this just might be the best Free Bagel Friday of them all, judging by how hard I was laughing.

[SupermarketGiant]

eggs benatar? like pat?

[CheddarMonkey]

I sing this song at work....haha it gets stuck in my head and makes me giggle. Fav. wheezy vid ever.

[strangedayscraze]

I have an irrational hatred of that "wheezy waiter" outro.

[PocusUK]

found myself singing this and had to think for a second where the heck I had come up with the misinterpretation of the song title from, then I remembered it's all your fault lol :D

[RedSoxify13]

you should have your "boss" cram the whole bagel in his mouth before you punch him next time.

[resqual]

LOVE the icecream you had to the hollandaise! favorite icecream ever!

[nack287]

@resqual its not icecream its shortening

[PappyMcDaddy]

Played this song 4 times. I need it on disc!

[azalikmar2]

haha.. the bagel flew when you punched the dude.. i guess hollandaise road was the better choice..

love the vids btw.. oh forgot, handstand time

[jld7274]

I like you so much. Are you married?

And are you interested in having a ginger family?

You are perfect.

[poutrageous85]

Your boss is such an incredibly good sport.

[7SuperFrenchy7]

your boss is so funny

[Orangemongoose1]

since you live in Chicago, you should make a video at wrigley (cubs) or U.S. Cellular field (white sox) everyone in the crowd would be like "WHAT!?!"

[Veektoereeah]

Haha now all I can think of is National Lampoons. The original Chevy Chase version... not the new douchebaggy ones.

[furlaughfee]

i was eating something .... i lost my appetite at 0:20...

[REALITYjk]

Wheezy - Can I please get this song as an MP3?

[Ierissimo]

Thumbs up if you're from Holland too!!!

[TheControIFreak]

I only know how to make hollandaise the fancy way but I guess your simple way works too

[Niggs3000]

shoensjkdffofo

[MrTofuRobot]

Asparagus makes your pee smell ! D:

[bengcooper]

I just found this and I live on Holland Road :-D

[ZEROcounit]

HAHAHA your boss looks like Kurt Cobain with that wig on HAHAHAHA

[JManu3]

Oh man I was so not expectin your boss to wear that wig I laughed so much that I almost died from sofucation

[NinjaPirate24]

is he actually your boss?

[JennaTheAngel]

@NinjaPirate24 answer: yes.

[xMcRsTaRx]

hahyhahuhhahahahahahahah!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Mer1002]

I dont like coleslaw either. I love you <3

[SodapopSays]

your boss is the coolest boss ever.

[pablomon3]

i like the song!

[timelordcreation]

this is my most watched wheezy video I love it

[dorkusxx]

@timelordcreation  mine too xD

[buriduh]

"free bagel road ooOooOOooO" LMAO!!

[mrndhndhndhndh]

oh my fucking god!!!!! drew has a chuck norris poster in his room!!!!!!!!!!

[skapunkemogirl]

u know... i just had a thought... you should be a cook... and then write a book about how u went from waitor to chef. it would be so cute tee hee :D

im i girl, we think of stupid things like that.... imma stop talkin now >.>

[staytuned2L337]

<3 your boss!

[lightxing]

your have a pretty singing voice. lol is your band on itunes or facebook?

[timelordcreation]

@lightxing you can get there music from dftba(dot)com

[rossrk17]

Your boss IS boss.

[dancinerd]

w00t w00t! :)

[trapjohnson]

So, FBF and boss punching, his idea or yours?

[ilikegreengiraffes]

Agreed, best free bagel friday EVAR.

[xXFluppzonXx]

best free bagle friday ever ^^

[swatsch]

I always watch your videos twice in a row, then share them on Facebook, then favorite them, then rate them five stars, then watch them again the next day.

[timelordcreation]

your version is better than the original I can't get it out of my head

[MrJessops]

What is this a cover of? I know I recognise it...

[timelordcreation]

holiday road lindsey buckingham

[nattybean123]

why is your boss so chill and cool? hahaha i fucking love you dude

[kamden1980]

@nattybean123

Best boss ever.

[CosplayGirlShii]

OMG you're awesome!!! You can sing really well!!

[Temaripower42]

i have that chuck norris poster

[trashleyrx]

You are my favorite.

[commanderbooty]

i love the fact that in the middle of your song you start saying "oh shirt! it's free bagel friday!" laughed my ass off.

[Quinklong]

What song is this parodying? Is this even a parody?

[ITSOVER1000]

i was laughing so hard when i saw the wig

[StrGrlOllie]

every time you play/sing a song, i sing along. we sound amazing.

[TheEyegarian]

A parody song of a song written for a movie? This should be a trend.

[lovekimbra]

i'm glad that Wheezietta and... Bossietta could make it into this video.

[ayeeeesh]

I like coleslaw AND McDonald's hashbrowns.

[musosf]

Parody songs? Wigs?  You had me at Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Fantastic!

[tisbota]

I was getting one of those you-need-to-proof-that-you-are­-not-a-robot-so-i-bock-your-co­mments-till-you-write-this-"..­.."-things... And the word i needed to write was:

dibblede....

Awsome

[MRLINDSAY545]

Wheezy, how do I send you winks?

[TwilightAddict96]

that was slightly disturbing

[consumatron]

Wait a second... Drew is obviously campaigning for Chuck Norris in the race for Texas and you let him have a wink? You get my vote for being so accepting.

[missdivinestalls]

Hollandaise Road - bring a map, a compass and a yak. Tis a dangerous road, indeed.

[m1k3z0r2]

And an extremely worn down SUV with two surf boards on top.

[craaazytaco]

I don't like coleslaw either.

[HalfBloodGeorgie]

You actually suit long blonde hair.

It's funny(:

xx

[NerdsAreHumansToo]

i liked your boss' performance especially today.

:D

[MooCow3202]

Haha, I both love & feel sorry for your boss. xD

This is going to be stuck in my head now... <3

[randomprodinc]

I find myself watching this again and again randomly cause i love the song XD

[onoaoiomo]

HAHAHA

Hilarious!

[panthak]

bahaaaa i laughed so hard when your boss sang that part with the wig that my mom told me to shut up

[crimsong19]

Great song! Love the wig!

[SadisticGerbil]

why do u have a blonde wig lying around?

[ModernApple]

This song always reminds me of Vacation

[ParadoxAndPlaid]

poor guy gets punched alot, its awsome. funny video! :D

[SadisticGerbil]

i love his boss LOL

[RahOhReplica]

that wig xD

[PaulSaysThings]

screw folgers, the best part of waking up is wheezy in your subscription inbox!

[Juberoos]

hehehe you're the next Lindsay Buckingham!

[RobMcCarthy88]

Loving the wig  but your boss wears it better.

[fatcatliciousness]

^^ i like the new hair, looks good

[obitoxitachi]

wow. i'm sort of hoping sometime your boss will hold on to the bagel when you hit him.~

[MikeMarino]

I love asparagus!

[jazzyj890]

After seeing Hank dress up as Carrie Bradshaw I was hesitant to watch. Glad I did, just wish I hadn't put it off all day.

[XandGunn]

Five stars for a weird ass wig.

[mysterialite]

You are my new favorite vlogger. Congrats dude.

-Monica

[suchducks]

That is a really great wig. Congrats on the new car!

[vulcanbirdbrain]

I think I'm in like with your boss.

XD

[notasecretagent]

I feel like if I ever see your boss walking down the street, I will need to give him a hug.

[schiz0metric]

wheezy, i think you should make a video featuring your new car

[docshakaloo]

This guy goes to a diner, and orders the eggs benedict, when it comes out, it's on a shiny hubcap. Bewildered, the guy eats anyways, but asks why as he pays the cashier. She excitedly replies: "There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise"

[whoaitsliketaylor]

that was a real quick wink.

though I don't know why I am surprised because winks are hardly ever drawn out..

[freetheligers]

how do i send you a wink

[mrsalberti]

Bagel is my favorite food :)

[1Dt88]

btw kinda weird u want little kids winking at u...

[1Dt88]

that song was in nation lampoons vagina vacation or something along those lines

[wallyloiterer]

i didnt get the song reference at all this week besides the 'happy days' tune it had v_v

BUT... i greatly enjoyed this week's free bagel friday :D you know, i actually find myself in the afternoon of friday, saying "oh shi-rt! ITS FREE BAGEL FRIDAY." and then i search eagerly for a free bagel.

[splicegrrl]

Mike = my hero

He's stealing your thunder, Wheezy. Better watch out.

[Elrich89]

I love your intro.

[ShatteredDemon]

Im already singing it ha. Loved the song! you look way better in the wig than Hank.

[particularlylazy]

Blasphemy!

[beardieboo]

Hank should have borrowed your wig, it's much more realistic. ;D

[freetheligers]

i agree lol :D

[pennygoo]

wow... i'm going to have this stuck in my head for a while.

[siobhanher]

Brilliant. XD

[madeleinelovespandas]

I just enjoyed how Drew had a poster of Chuck Norris.

[cookie4monster4]

You and Hank are like two blonde twinies!

[kdcremeans]

I love how you and vlogbrothers both wore a blonde wig in a video this week! Nerd-Tastic! &hearts;