Scrubs 'Bastard Coated Bastards'

[mouldyteabag]

Sweet Moses *angrily throws glasses*

[dlmsuperdave]

Bob's very insightful and knowledgeable of the world around us. I agree Bob

[XXxBergx]

best line ever

[DeweyMaplez]

they really aren't so different :)

[farhannius]

lol well it's true though, people are bastards overall

[farhannius]

the thing is, people are actually bastards, not all, but a lot.

[PikaPrincess123]

"Be a man Bob, thats what tennis rackets are for" LOL

[benjaythewhite]

"Try telling that to my one eared dog."

[partygirl209]

poor Baxter!! his smart enough 2 beat Ted in an obediest contest, but not smart enough 2 fight off a bat!!

[blaze12341]

Lol this was the first Scrubs episode I watched.

Now I'm hooked.

[hammerfan4life]

bastard coated bastards with bastard filling hahahahaahah

[Sephiroth36977]

Holy crap. Dr. Cox AGREED with Dr. Kelso.

[DaSeek3r]

Cox agreed with Kelso because Cox said "People are Bastard coated Bastards" Just a few minutes previously.

[Doron101]

Yup the one episodes were enemies work for a good cause.......only to become enemies again in the end.

[Shunli88]

haha <3 bob

[jubbles23]

"OH GOOD LORDY! HE GOT BAXTER!"

[iluvlife579]

ahaha i laughed so hard at that part

[c21hustle]

Poor Baxter...LOL

[ilikegiants312]

dr kelso is the sex

[ilikegiants312]

'good lord he got baxter'

[MachelleGotsSwagger]

why does his lips look ashe at :37

[imaqtlolz]

emm taste that bastard filling

[HolyWhisp]

Personally if ur looking for THE best Kelso moments in scrubs, id find it tough to choose between... the part in 'My Boss's Free Haircut' , when Kelso makes a speech towards the end of the episode and howie day is playing, one of the most moving parts in all of scrubs.

the best FUNNY LINE is in one of the new season 8 episodes, im not sure which exactly, but kelso goes into the coffee place and says hello to every1, they say hello back, and he says "im like norm in this bitch!". LMAO

[xpurpleflox]

"bastard coated bastards with bastard filling"

lmao

[RedMoonAi]

exactly!

[mark01318]

best comment ever

[ZukoReborn]

"oh good lord he got baxter!" omg i was in hysterics when i saw that bit

[stuartk2005]

same here my second favourite scrubs moment, next to 'Do you see what you get carla?!?'

[namadyentruoc]

"Do you see what you get Carla? Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?!?"

haha, i love that part. whenever i see that episode, i always say that line with turk. [:

[stuartk2005]

That became sort of catch phrase at my school, whenever we were show boating we would scream; '

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET?

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!!'

[namadyentruoc]

haha, nice.

i should try that. xD

[ace1354]

my friends and i totally do that too but i get mad when people who say it dont even know what it is from lol

[buddygroove]

Warriors come out to plaay. I did that one time when I was drunk. I had the beer bottles on my fingers and everything, but no one got it.

[sch98]

dr kelsos face at 0:14 is priceless

[Dazzer247]

OH GOOD LORD HE GOT BAXTER!

[foxeleet]

LOL thats my most favorite line.

[BananahammockMan]

God that bastard line is NEVER shown on TV, but i can imagine why...

[SallyBones38]

It is so! I saw that episode.

[curiosityness]

Nope, I watched this episode last night (one of my favorites) and I heard him say that people were bastard coated bastards with bastard flavored filling plain as day. xD

[Dmajorproductions]

and bastard filling

cool

[DeathGodRiku]

with bastard cream on top. and a side helping of bastard

[CountTentacula]

And a lovely hot mug of bastard with just a sprinkle of bastard to really bring out that bastard flavour.

[DeathGodRiku]

So u want a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling and bastard cream on top with a side helping of bastard. And a lovely hot mug of bastard with just a sprinkle of bastard to really bring out that bastard flavored bastard?

[CountTentacula]

And an after-bastard mint.

[DeathGodRiku]

Ok that'll be bastard dollars and bastard cents with a bastard percent tip. It'll be ready in bastard minutes.

[CountTentacula]

That much? You bastard...

[DeathGodRiku]

Don't blame me. My bastard manager named Bastard came up with these bastard prices.

[CountTentacula]

There's powerful bastardly prices at hand, so call up your bastard boss and I'll give him right what-for! It's the last time I stop by this bastard-of-an-establishment.

[DeathGodRiku]

This is Mr. Bastard, how can I help you?

[CountTentacula]

Your bastardly establishment denies me my delicious bastard snacks because of such a bastard of a price for everything.

You...jerk. I mean, you bastard.

[CrimsonPhantasms]

Yes I would like a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling please! With a medium coffee to go.

[anack69]

LMAO

luv that line

[cutie45005]

oh good lord he got Backster! LMAO

[ChainGangTaker]

Its Baxter

[Calypsythe]

@cutie45005 typically its spelled Baxter

[cutie45005]

@Calypsythe I wrote that comment 2 years ago lol

Plenty of people have corrected me, so I think I got it now. But thanks anyways x)

[apexdna]

The chemistry between the two is phenomenal ...

[kjackson2k1]

a bastard coated bastard, rich in bastard sauce toped off with a layer of dumb-ass

[spartan927]

just when you thought it couldn't get eny funnyer.lol thanks for puting this comment!

[DeathGodRiku]

best. comment. ever.

[DeathGodRiku]

@kjackson2k1 OBJECTION: People are bastart coated bastards with bastard filling. Topped with a wide variety of bastard sprinkles, bastard sauce and five awesome layers of dumb bastards

[KornMaggot881]

Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling....

so true

[HailDMK]

'Bastard Coated Bastards With Bastard Fillings'

-Bob Kelso

[loqutor]

Bob Kelso--the only man in Sacred Heart who's funny, no matter what he says.

[merry3perish]

you're just quoting Dr. Cox.

[loqutor]

Yes, I am. And?

[merry3perish]

Nothing. I'm just proud I know that quote.

[atreyuthegreat]

It Doesnt Those Pills Kill Her Sex Drive LOLLOLOLOL

[Hellflex]

Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

Delicious :D

[turklove84]

LOL

[Jurassic0Al]

Be a MAN, Bob- that's what tennis rackets are for!

Genius.

[benjaythewhite]

"Try telling that to my one eared dog."

also a classic.

[fearless756]

Haha, Classic! Those pills kill her sex drive. Hilarious.

[campbellkid30]

OH GOOD LORD, HE GOT BAXTER!! xDDD

[richardfanx3]

HHA

[Haltonlowie]

Thats an aussie shepherd! lol

[scissorhands1990]

A sweet moses...

[whitebb07]

so true

[cwaddict]

omg really when does it start

[TitanicWarrior]

Mid season, so proly around January 09.

[marc92thomas]

whats midseason

[TitanicWarrior]

Half way through the Fall season (Sep-Apr), so midseason is around january time.

[cwaddict]

lol people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling ha

i really miss scrubs ending it was like the biggest mistake ever

[ur2dum2no]

there's an 8th season

[shannabananin]

lmao ppl are bastart coated bastards with bastard fillin bob and perry luv them ^.^

[Hadlir]

"OH GOD LORDY HE GOT BAXTER"

[themagicnumber12]

Bastard coated Bastards with bastard filling

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[MISTRESSxMASSACRE]

you forgot bastard filling

[awnsjnkacnkldsn]

keep clickin the button at 49

[starclicker492]

i think u mean 48. and the sound he makes IS funny

[JamaicanMan18]

haha thats awesome

its the "oh" remix

oh o-o-oh-o-o-o-ohoh

[InkWulf]

i did it. its funny XD

[JamaicanMan18]

i might have to make a video beatboxing that OH

[Zeratool001]

If you click it at 38 correctly, it sounds like Dr. Kelso is saying "Enss"

[snarfsnarf6]

so?

[Rawk4Life]

And your point was......

[lgr1991]

who figured tht out llol

[hardrocker943]

haha

[assasinsith]

"ohh good lord, he got baxter!!!!" lmfaoooo soo funny XDDD

[frakinx5]

aww... i felt sorry for baxter..yet its kinda funny "Good Lord he got Baxter!" that part cracked me up. and sil123sil123sil if you comment on me quoting me that line then you are just not funny, your not funny, your horrible your just terrible, so shutup about people quoting lines, i mean come on they just want to point out stuff from the vid.

[pantherpoo]

Lol tht is sooooooo funny!

[xludachristylex]

I liked the part where Dr. Cox first told Molly that people were Bastard coated Bastards. Someone please put that in a youtube clip!!

[milkyway718]

lmao best line ever

[drcoxcentral]

One of the best lines in the entire show!

[ssphockey12]

bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

[ssj4brollisama]

kelso and cox working together...definitely a match made in hell!

i hope that happens again.

kelso and cox, rox!!

[ratflavoredgum]

I love Dr. Kelso, he;s such an adorable old man...

[danielaung691]

my dads a doctor and he reminds me of my dad

[gtrLegend23]

everything has gone straight down the crapper since enid got off the antidepressants!

[Kethrren]

FAVORITE SCRUBS MOMENT EVER!!!!

[SwordSaint892]

Oh God I love that statement.

[Aragem]

My FAVE Kelso and Baxter scene!

[Slayerkeepz]

Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling xD

[chisox709]

exactly!

[chisox709]

exactly!

[lt8653]

oh good lord he got baxter! haha!

[Celticpraise]

What episode is this? name plz ^^

[TehBazMan]

'My Common Enemy'

Season four episode seven

[Celticpraise]

TY!

[JaydePaula]

Bastard Coatedd Filling..

Hahaa!!

[daydreamerkupkake]

people are basterd coated basterd with basterd filling... exactly! XD haha

[HPAnimeFreak]

haha

[LionelMessi1337]

Kelso ALWAYS talks about his private life but noone understands it xD

[popatire23]

it doesnt, it kills her sex drive.

hmm

[thereisnophantom]

BAHAHAHA

"Good Lord, he got Baxter!"

I keep watching that part over and over! I honestly think that's one of the funniest parts ever on "Scrubs"

[SMBlackbelt]

deff ine if kelsos best scenes

[Shorigun]

I love that line 'Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling!'

[grimman21]

WTF did he just say

[trancendent]

Oh good lord he got Baxter! so random hahaha

[RyuuYareYare]

i never get that scene, what happened?

[trancendent]

Bob used his dog Baxter to kill that bat in the attic. Apparently the bat is either huge or vicious because it bit off one of Baxter's ears.

[epleogbanan]

poor baxter

[tesla1attack]

so the Bastard Coated Bastards have more of a nuggety center?

[clayrothe]

"People are Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."

FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!

MOST UNDERRATED SHOW EVER!!!! Damn I'm going to miss this show when it goes off the air. MOST UNDERRATED SHOW EVER!!!!

[lewanuva567]

Right now it is also featured on the ClearChannel Broadcasting Network......Normally on FOX or NBC

[everman187]

it is AMAZING!!! You have to love it. It was the first funny show on the air in the middle of all the reality crap.

Well done NBC, well done.

[bschrock1977]

Amen to that. And with all the damn writers strikes, reality hasn't slowed down unlike all the good programming. Jesus, help us all.

[xenosoldier]

You'd think they could write more good stuff like this, just out of principle.

[leeprechaun2610]

i got a t-shirt with this speech on the back saying 'perry's perspective' on the front - BEST T-SHIRT EVER

[hermexxx]

I want one... =(

[soldyoursoul]

You didn't put the better clip, in which Dr. Cox FIRST tells Molly that people are bastard-coated bastards. That makes this clip even funnier.

[elfinragdoll]

I agree, that one really is the best. Especially with how bubbly and ditzy Molly is, heh. Adorable.

[SaraBelll]

ohhh god, my boyfriend's like OBSESSED with this, he always tells me, "but sweety.. people are bastard coated bastard with bastard filling.." and its so cute.. in a weird.. scary way!

[jackiejane123]

bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

lol

[WonSab]

"I didn't know Enid suffered from depression."

[butcherben82]

"she doens´t those pills kill her sex drive"

[WonSab]

"Huh."

[nighttstarr]

"sweet moses" haha

i love the bastard quote, its what i think about people all the time

[carolynlucas]

Catch phrase of the year: "Bastard coated bastards"

[califas91]

"bastard covered bastards with bastard filling"

lmao!

[sevv88]

"be a MAN Bob, that's what tennis rackets are for!" lol xD

[WonSab]

Tell that to my one-eared dog.

[valkyrio]

Favorite quote, ever.

[Zennosaidosan]

Your Welcome-o!

[Lasvegas1newyork0]

I love hearing him say bastard.

[KaiTenSatsuma]

Oh MY GOD it god BAXTER!

[funnyvideo4]

I LOVE THIS SHOW< IT IS AWESOMEEE

[PrynceTV]

oh good lord he got baxter!

[YIIMM]

I'm touching your creamy centre!

[IrishHero4]

well that's absurd people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling, one of my favorite episodes

[greensoccerstar]

nonsense!

[kmf86]

Bastard coated bastards with a bastard filling

[SSuddeNNGGaYY]

Bastard Coated Bastardz