[Scrubs] - Dr Cox Rant Song (My Musical)

[Poet2916]

Can someone explain the penny in the door bit to me?

[UtauLuv872]

Bumper buddies!!!

[lbrinin1701]

would i be correct in assuming this is a song adapted from a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta?? Does anyone know where it comes from?

[Yossus]

@lbrinin1701 the music was written with the authors of avenue q, which explains the ingenuity :D also, this song was probably written as an homage to gilbert and sullivan - check the wikipedia and scrubs wiki pages for this episode for more detail.

[Kivs724]

@lbrinin1701 Perhaps you're referring to the Major General's song in The Pirates of Penzance, it has a close resemblance and the song is often parodied by many people.

[joesph2020]

you know i would not mind if there is a making of this episode and to see how much fun they had.

[custorf]

How can anyone dislike this?

[JWFernel]

I love the Janitor's deep voice.

[DOITSUxITALIA]

@styPro66 XD EPIC!!!!!

[SquidellySpoochGirl2]

I'd love Dr. Cox as my doctor xD

Awww, JD, I'll be your bumper buddy :D

[AncientBlackMan]

wait wasnt it a paperclip? not a penny

[FuzzFaceProductions]

@AncientBlackMan The paperclip bit was from a different class of interns.

[BurningEclipse77]

@AncientBlackMan No, its a penny

[xxxAirmidxxx]

I love cox!

[ffjkhguhgft]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

[koldfield99]

HETALIA

[dragongirl1501]

@koldfield99 YOU ARE AWESOME (almost as awesome as Prussia ;P)

[koldfield99]

@dragongirl1501 thank you

[dragongirl1501]

@koldfield99 Really almost everyone who watches Hetalia is awesome, but you're special cos you mentioned it on a Scrubs video :D

[styPro66]

@koldfield99 Hetalia fans. WE ARE EVERYWHERREEE!!!!

[Poofenten3799]

@styPro66 yup. just like Glee fans

[devilchild126]

(I really hate these things, but I have to say this)

1 person is mad because they are not Dr. Cox's bumper buddy

[seriouslymcdreamy26]

Bumper Buddies!!!

[CadaDieAmpelTV]

If you are able to sing this song perfect like Dr. Cox does YOU ARE ADDICTED! (okay i am able to do it:S)

[samandfreddiefan16]

@CadaDieAmpelTV me 2 but it took some time

[Kirikoe1000]

my fav episode xD who would ever dislike this ?

[Iownallroar]

My favorite episode :D

[sugarcandylollipop18]

haha XDD this was so funny episode :D

[Nova477]

one person needs to get a life

[pew2u]

Nerdy sex LOL!!!!

[Offended83Shadow]

This describes my relationship with my NeuroAnatomy and Disease professor

[HairyHariyama]

Janitor has a brilliant singing voice.

[sonicspeedx13]

what real song is this based on...I know I know it xD. still  awesome, I love this EP :3

[SuperNinjaSH]

the one dislike was from J.D

[hausi12312]

Is it just me, or is Dr. Cox slightly off beat when he starts with the "it's your..."-part? He corrects it in the second line, but the beginning doesn't sound quite correct to me.

[commander144]

please tell me they made a CD after the episode's release

[joesph2020]

@commander144 there is a soundtrack for scrubs but im not sure if this is on it.

[LrdVnm]

Janitor really has a magnificent singing voice, shame he uses it so rarely.

[Leosivilla]

neeheerily

[hannahfannahXOXO]

the janitors actually an AMAZING singer!

[Deathsiren]

@hannahfannahXOXO Are you kidding me??

[BurningBladez]

Bumper Buddies XD

[Deathsiren]

@BurningBladez Which is not cox

[Sssssssssssssanne]

My last name is Kox... Whahahahahahahahahahaha

[Dostriamai]

You have to wonder if the patient is actually singing or if she's simply talking and hears herself as singing. I mean if I heard the world around me in a constant musical it would be stranger still If I was the only one who talked normally. (did they talk in rhyme the whole time or was that part of the brain's antics too?)

[heftomatic]

fail



[MetalGearLolz]

what confuses me is that Dr. Cox holds his breath while the janitor is singing.

[TheStealthX]

405 people put pennies in a door...

1 found the pennies...

[Lightndark23]

Me and my frien just typed out this whole song on ps3 chat room..... <scrubs3

[omarisbck]

1 guy got bitten in the cock

[Jaw2Million]

there is 1 person that just doesnt understand awesome amazing things

[RatsMyHeart]

"It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face. You always need a hug. Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug. That you think that I'm your mentor just continues to perplex. And OH MY GOD stop killing me when you have nerdy sex."

I'm in tears. xD

[xAzNxDekix]

@RatsMyHeart He said stop "telling me"

[DJDizzy113]

Cox is the model of a modern jerk-physician.

[nichyp0]

I know all the songs in this episode and every other episode in season 1-8.Iv studyed all the lines to all the episodes and iv been watching scrubs for about 2 years.I worship zach braff and ill watch what ever he plays in.I hate the tv show the office because its the show that canceled scrubs off abc and anyone ho likes that show can die for all i care.

[Deathsiren]

@nichyp0 Fucking nerd.

[UnluckyAmulet]

Does it look like Dr. Cox is checking her out at 2:12? XD

[pokepuncher]

@UnluckyAmulet I think he's being impressed by her shutting up JD. Remember, that would be a full shouting at from everyone elses perspective. Makes you wonder what each song is actually like...

[vagnurt]

oh the good old days when scrubs was good! before the crappy med school scrubs

[Gwendara]

351 votes against 1. You know its a mistake. ;D

[MsPunkzilla]

woo dr.cox he is so funny and i like the janitor he is smart with his evil ideas

[BabyScarecrow]

Wow, the Janitor should go for a musical career.

[OnceUponAWhatever]

im proud to say i know all the words to this XD

[HereWeGoAgain1996]

its your hair

your nose

your chinless face

not to mention all the manly apple-tenies that you jug

that you think i am your mentor just continuos perplex

and oh my god stop telling me when you have nerdy sex !

- Genius

[HereWeGoAgain1996]

@HereWeGoAgain1996 trust me to get it wrong im such a retard ignore this comment :L

[cinnaminstix5]

@HereWeGoAgain1996

It's "chug". not jug

[HereWeGoAgain1996]

@cinnaminstix5 I know, I just looked back and I have no clue why I typed it like that, haha. I was probably singing it at the same time, pronounced it weird, and wrote it, haha/

[MidnightDuckie]

@HereWeGoAgain1996 he also says 'you always need a hug'

Its your hair, Your nose, Your Chinless face, You always need a hug. Not to mention...' and so on :)

[HereWeGoAgain1996]

@MidnightDuckie Dr Cox, you gotta help me, coz I really am distressed - can't you find you find another option won't you run another test? If you want some kind of favour, really any kind find of favour, please just get me peace and quiet from this God forsaken pest. The rhymes are INGENIOUS, haha.

[quater2002]

JD's face at 1:43 after the Janitor's awesome song is brilliant.

[db52980]

It is moments like this that Dr. Cox becomes my hero. i cannot tell you how often i have wanted to RANT about someone but cannot.

[AMVlurver]

It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face

You always need a hug

Not to mention all the manly apple tinies that you chug

That you think I am your mentor continues to perplex

And oh my god stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!

:D

[Pyro5139]

2:20

[Pyro5139]

Dr Cox's little "huh" at 2: 20 is priceless

[Tsugo582]

Ahaha (:

God this is funny.

[GeneralKnoxx]

with this video you just won an internetz

[vegeta705]

that sick girls was so anoying

[TheMegszz]

bumper buddies :P

[TheDaveyMoore]

@Pirate4

She sings: Shout your( I also don´t understand it ) Mary-Beth or i swear to god i´ll shut it soon

[Gcnico]

@TheDaveyMoore Shut your cake hole Mary-Beth or i swear to god i'll it soon

[mkay1500]

but i dont see whyyyyyyyyyy NOT :D

[Muckilove]

Janitor ftw!!

[Durtagh]

bumper buddies xD

[Pirate4T]

uhm,what does she sing in the end?

[lovetorchwood]

shut you cake hole marry beth or i swear to god i'll shut it soon

[Inuome]

Best. Song. Ever.

[epearl8]

I met the guy who wrote this

[UminekoItalia]

Lol, I love this episode! So many funny songs.... xD

[Amarian86]

Lmao rofl! Is it possible to love Dr. Cox even more! lol XD

[deowithit]

Bumper buddies :D

[ronweasleysgirl777]

was it just me or was the pose Dr. Cox struck at 2:10-:11 frickin sexy?!!!!!! I Think so!!!!

[pickleband]

It's Dr. Cox. EVERYTHING he does is frickin' sexy....

[Mead54]

it sure as heck sounds like nerdy sex not dirty sex but nontheless its freaking funny!!! HAHA!!! LOL!!!

[20Shalex12]

It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face

you always need a hug

not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug.

That you think that i'm your mentor just continues to perplex and oh my god stop telling me when you have dirty sex!

[lewismccune]

its 'nerdy sex' not 'dirty sex', tho they do sound similar

[ADHDmenace514]

it's NERDY sex not dirty sex

[watergal619]

JD wouldn't be able to pull off dirty sex XD

[Dryaxx]

It's NERDY sex

[WolfWatcher23]

Nerdy.

[fawks311]

scrubs is a great show that will live on forever

[j4ss4ss]

0:40 ist geil ^^

0:40 is the best m0ment ^^

[lawofkaos1]

Is it just me, or is the patient in the dress hot?

[megamarioman1234]

pause at 0:24 lol XD

[jakjakisbak]

omg thats sooooo cool

[liley4ever]

BUMPER BUDDIES

[TheAshton06]

lol :D

[Roadie92]

I LOVE Love Love Love lOVE Dr Cox ^_^

[renfrowm]

i need the lyrics to this

[jaycee8t1]

dr cox, i'm not crazy

am i still singing

singing like a bird

dr cox huge news, i pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours, bumper buddies

still, you're not nearly as mad as her, do you know how much you annoy me, the answer is alot, shall i list the reasons why, well i don't see why not

it's your hair your nose your chinless face you always need a hug, not to mention all the appletinies that u chug, that you think i am your mentor just continues to proplex, and oh my

[jaycee8t1]

god stop telling me when you have nerdy sex

oh by the way last time kim was in town we gome appletinies and poured them on her good parts

se now newbie that the thing you do that drives me up the tree, cos no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be, so i'm stuck with all your daydreaming your wish to be my son it makes me suicidal and i'm not the only one no i'm not the only one

it all started with a penny in the door, there was a hatred i had never felt before, so now i'll make him pay

[jaycee8t1]

each and every day, until that moused haired litlle nuisance is no more

so now that is why i call you names like carol jane and sue, like moesha kim and lily and suzanne and betty lou, see reguardless of the names i pick my feelings are quite clear, you're a pain in every day of every month of every year

dr cox you gotta help me cos i really am distressed, can't you find another option wont you run another test

if you want some kind of favour really any kind of favour please just get me peace

[jaycee8t1]

and quiet from this god forsaken pest

i think what my bumper buddy is trying to say

shut your cake hole mary beth or i swear to god i'll shut it soon

congratulations we'll schedule your test this afternoon

[xoxangelwings]

LOL

"It all started with a penny in the door.."

I bet if you say just that one sentence, people will think of scrubs :)

[calmvschaos2]

Once I started singing this at someone and they asked me what I was going on about, I said "It's SCRUBS!" and they said "What's scrubs?"

I was this close to punching that guy in the face!

[ninoo45]

@calmvschaos2 u 2??!!!

dude a friend of mine said to me":"dude scrubs is gay!"

i'd swear to god id punch him in the stomach and hit him in the face mith my very very big biology book!!

[Deathsiren]

@calmvschaos2 Why?

[XXDRAGONXSLAYERXX]

best song evah

[MissKimmy91]

GE-WEL-DIG!!!

[Patakiss]

Shut your cake hole Mary Beth or swear to god i will shut it soon!

[lynnkitt]

Bum-per buddies!!!

[shotputi]

She had a perfect ass

[RoundishBubble]

i know words for all the scrubs musical guy love is the best

[guitardude36]

i just realized....at 0:50 JD isnt singing.....i thought the patient had to hear everyone talking as if they were singing......so why isnt he singing?

[ktlalala]

There's lot of plot-holes in this episode.. but it's still great to watch haha

[britishippo]

She doesn't really hear everything as singing; she hears things as Broadway musical songs. And, in some musical songs, there are some bits where people are just talking.

[dubliner88]

Because perhaps that was just an aside between Dr. Cox and JD...that's my guess at least

[Stolanis]

A rant in the best tradition of Gilbert and Sullivan patter-songs. Awsum. ^-^

Although, it might be cool to see Cox trying to sing it TWICE as fast. He'd be pushing his tongue back into his mouth with his fingers after he'd finished. XP

[Skullsword93]

I'm gonna do this as a cosplay skit at tosho-con next year ^_^

[megzreed]

i know this threw lol

[Nazgul100]

I wish you could get away with this in real life.

[abskwl]

Love it!!

Im gonna learn the whole Cox rant lol

[LunarEcli]

i already did. i'm such a loser.

[R1Geass]

Lol, I memeorized Guy Love XD

[loufreck]

Bumper Buddies!!

[xtremvids]

the best ever moment in scrubs : P

[RyanKeepin]

I LOVE THIS XD

[jadeyB93]

this is sooo funni

lol

[habanastudios]

so funny

[SmarterThanATeaBag]

BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!!

[mart270]

So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane and Sue. Like Moisha, Kim and Lillian, Susan and Betty-Lou. See regardless of the names I pick my feelings are quite clear you're a pain in every day, of every month, of every year!!!!!!!!

[loufreck]

why did u write that? we are all watching it! , DUDE! thats sooooooo gay!

[Icedoesnotburn]

Why he write that? Because I can read it so I can understand it better, because English is not my motherlanguage. ;)

[singitjohnny]

Man, I wish the Janitor had gotten to sing more in this episode.

But still, his fraction of a role was awesome. :'D

[HanaGeee]

Haha why would it be mustard?

I'm sure he says mouse haired :)

John C McGinley ... what a legend :L

[OwEn94OwEn]

U idiots its mousse haired cos JD uses mousse on his hair to style it

god ur all deaf

[DjOrangenova]

it is mouse haired little nusaince

[peanutman000]

no its mouse haired little nussaince

[stillfree5]

i'm hearing mouse head little nuisance :o

[Hesfoo]

hahaha its not mustard nuicence its tht moused haired hahaha :)

[horseyluvr123]

BUMPER BUDDIES..!! Xx

[berownesgirl]

It all started with a penny in the door

There was a hatred i had felt before

So now ill make him pay

each and every day

until that mustard Nuisance is no more

So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane and Sue like Moisha, Kim and Lillian, Sussan and Betty-Lue see regardless of the names I pick my feelings are quite clear your'e a pain in every day of every month of every year

[hualni]

it would have been quicker to just write the time the clip hit your favorite part and dash till 2:22.

[kewlolicious]

mousse-haired, not mustard

[stillfree5]

that must be the only disease i'd like to have :P i love music, hearing everyone singing would make my day everyday :D

[s0m30n3el5e]

it would proberbly get old and not be like that. Still if it was like that it would be awsome.

[aliyamarie123]

haha

bumper buddiesss

[PiCkLeEyE123]

best rant ever.

[TotallyWicked10]

I love this. Dr. Cox is made of win. XD

[berownesgirl]

It all started with a penny in the door

There was a hatred i had felt before

So now ill make him pay

each and every day

until that mustard Nuisance is no more

So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane and Sue like Moisha, Kim and Lillian, Sussan and Betty-Lue see regardless of the names I pick my feelings are quite clear your'e a pain in every day of every month of every year

[haganeno76]

mousse-haired, not mustard lol!

[rhirules97]

Until that mousse-haired little nesuiance is. No. More.

[Proto4545]

Bumper Buddys^^

[Xminifreak88X]

i love her dress....lol

[mattyo1234]

my musical

[HiTechPuppy]

what episode/series is this?

[craigybhoy94]

Best Rant ever!!!