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  • Dear Ray,

    Me and my best friend decided to get together. I felt her boobs and whatnot, and then only the next day does she break her leg. So far it has been a couple of months since we have ever had time to hand out with each other. I don't really like her anymore, what do i do?

  • Dear Ray, I think im allergic to fire becuse every time i touch it it hurts. help?

  • RAY!! Its sooo awsom 2000 of you to svear like that FUCK yea your awsome xD

  • Dear Ray,

    My nipples are saggy.

    JK

  • Dear Ray,

    Video games are controlling my life! Halp!

    Sincerely, me.

  • dude omg wills voice is soo fake and definetly most absoluteley gay

  • Dear Ray, I found two camels in my car yesterday. What should I do?

  • he looks like the guy on the twilight movie!!

  • Dear Ray people keep saying this girl likes me, but i dont know if theyre lying

    wat should i do?

  • Ray I need advice, How do I get you to respond to your business emails...? I need to get your permission to remix the "Apple Store Love Song"

  • Dear Ray, this may be off the topic if sexuality, but exactly how tall are you?

    Ps I want video proof show us the measurement.

  • Hey Ray,

    I've been watching both your channels for a while now, and finally decided to make an account on YouTube.

    My question: I'm homeschooling and getting excellent grades. I've been homeschooling for 3 yrs now, after freshman year in high-school. Everywhere I go people tell me my high-school years are the best in my whole life. Because I'm homeschooling, I've become less social. But my grades are on average at a 98%. Should I return to high-school? I only have a year of studying left. Thx

  • Dear Ray,(Serious Question)

    I have been alone for years, and I want a slight change in my life.....It has always been about books and projects and all that shit that gets you a degree and doctorate but I want a change (meaning boyfriend). How do I get that?I have never dated before and I am new to the "relationship world".

  • Dear Ray,

    i like this guy and i know who he likes, and its not me... i've asked him out before only to get the we should just be friends speech. i still like him, but should i move one or just wait?

  • wills gay

  • Hay Ray,

    i have a problem, my ex boyfriend made me make a promise that i would not go back to the 'fling' i had before we dated. But he is going around flirting with everyone. It doesn't really bother me because i'm over me, but should i still respect the promise?

  • Dear Ray, most of these people are brave enough to put their personal problems on Youtube..... can you tell us a problem you have and we tell you advice of what to do?

  • He's doing too many moms. Find a solution.

  • Dear Ray , i really like my best friend but im afraid to tell her because if she doesn't feel the same way it could ruin the relationship that we have , what should i do

  • you should make a song called doin the dishes...cuz thats all you ever seem to be doing

  • Dear Ray, i'm having trouble hooking up wit the ladies, my friends make it look so easy but for me it comes a little tougher for me any advice?

  • Dear Ray, I use alot of toilet paper when wiping my ass but still manage to get shit on my hand, how do I stop this?

  • hey ray im in 6th grade and theres this girl that i like and we hang out all the time and i really like her but she doesnt like me i dont know what to do she knows that i like her but i dont know what to do to get her to like me What should i do?

  • @TheChinchillen i think it might be because of my looks

  • dear ray,

    i am a guy . thanks for listening

  • i love you

  • Dear ray, I went to my dads house and found him gettin it on with my sister. What should I do?

  • Dear Ray,

    I'm doin' your dad. What say you to this?

  • dear ray. i balieve i have been raped in the butt hole i am not sure because i have butts on boths sides of my body -_-

  • i love u sooooo much ♥♥

  • Dear Ray,

    I caught my dad banging my girlfriend. And im only 15. What should I do?

  • hey ray tell me when will you and mikakitee tie the not? come on, il take care of everyones mom

  • Hey Ray, glad to see this'll become a regular thing.

    I asked out this girl (homeschooled) I like, but her parents won't let her date. She isn't an ex and she never said she wasn't interested. What should I do?

  • Dear Ray,

    While joking with friends I told a friend I would take her to prom. However she took it seriously and has begun planning for it. I want to tell her I a joking, but I can't bear myself to tell her that. She's a nice girl, I just feel it would be weird to go to prom with someone I'm not dating.

  • Dear Ray,

    what do you think would happen to someone who called you RayRay everyday just to annoy you?

  • dear ray,

    i like this guy who at my school who never really notices me. he hangs with kinda the bad crowd and im afraid that if i evr try to go out with him, his friends will be mean to me. what should i do?

  • Dear Ray

    My friend wants to date a girl, but she is in a relationship with a guy who is somewhat abusive (he calls her a bich often, she thinks he just has anger-management issues). What should I tell him?

  • What race are you if i may ask? :)

  • dear ray, i found out i am adopted have squaids and walked out side and say two camels in a tiny car! wat do i do?!

  • dear ray, ive had a crush on this guy for awhile and we sit together at lunch and listen to music together and he lets me wear his jaket and flirts with me all the time.. he knows i like him so why hasnt he asked me out? what the hell is his problem...and no he isnt gay

  • @mnkylvr5 It's because guys ( like myself) aren't always sure if a girl is interested, even if its obvious. Sometimes you should make the move and not wait on him. Good luck!

  • dear ray,

    while i was masturbating my dick accidentally caught on fire i tryed to put it out but it would keep burning so i got a fire estinguisher and banged my cock now i have a dick that is 4 inches longer you should try this

  • Hey ray,

    What is the best way to get a girlfriend while in high school?

  • Dear Ray

    how do I get these Squiggly fucking worms out my head. I feel like they are controlling me, they make me want to fuck inflatable toys. Did you put these worms in my brain Ray? How do I get em out.

  • Hey ray

    I did your mom last night?

    Just wondering if she enjoyed my Weatherman sized package?

  • Dear Ray,

    Every time i watch your Breaking NYC video's, I find myself craving fruity Pebbles. Is that weird??

  • Dear Ray,

    I tend to trust people really easily and i have a group of about 5 best friends, recently one of them was seriously picking on another for good reason, he had gotten the rest of my friends to do the same. I said no and went into bitch mode defending my friend and I know she wouldn't for me, so it turned out they all think I am her bitch as it is and me and the person I was fighting with fell out, I got all emotional, but he was like I can't forget how you acted.... what should I do?

  • ray, theres this girl i like and i wanna ask her out, but i think she might be out of my league... what should i do?

  • i would say try to ask her out the worst she will do is say no and since this is high up in the comments thought i would help ray out since i dont think he reads all the comments any more mostly caz he cant

  • Dear Ray,

    My boyfriend is moving to back to India in March. He says that we are still going to be together but I don't know. Do you think long distance relationships can work?

  • Hey, there.. I'm not Ray, but believe me.. they don't. You should move on.. if you can't be together, it's like.. a waste of time.. Trust me, I've been there.. -____-

  • they can now a days but it is extremely difficult u can try it and find out what happens later on but if he wont move back to where u r then u should move on but if he is only going to be there for a few years and u want to try it i say go ahead but if either of u find some1 else break up with them

    ray doesnt read all the comments any more so i thought i would help him out and u r one of the top 8000

  • Ray,

    I've been friends with a girl for 3 years. We are dating now but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere even though she seems very open to me. She made a comment about not wanting to be to blame if anything goes wrong. . . should I make a move or am I wasting my time?

  • if the relationship isnt going anywhere just say the relationship doesnt seem like it could be anything serious lets just go back to being friends it seemed better that way and whatever happens happens

    ray doesnt read all of his comments any more and u r the top 8000 so i thought i would try to help out a bit hope u dont mind

  • im in 6th grade and there is this chick that i like where best freinds and we talk alot but i dont think she likes me what can i do to get her to like plz help me ray

  • alright tell her to suck your dick and if that duznt work than u have no hope

  • lol your 11! fuck her and move on ;)

  • Ps your hot

  • Dear Ray

    I've been doin yur mom. How do I tell her that I think I gave her AIDS

  • Dear Ray, How do I get these squiggly fucking worms out my head. I feel like they are controlling me,

  • dear ray

    i have been called a troll and i know that im not yes i call things fake and gay but they are fake and gay please help

  • Dear ray,

    i just got home from the doctors where I got stitches on my jibileejoo bagg and it hurts, is it a good idea to ice it??

  • querido ray (dear Ray)

    por que lo gringos no quieren a los mexicanos? (why you americans don´t like mexicans ?)

  • Dear Ray, My girlfriend did my little brother so I did her little sister. Is that normal?

  • Yeah everyone does that

  • Dear Ray, why are you so fake and gay?

  • dear ray, what type of stuff or content do you think appeals to most people?

     - anthony

  • Ray your sooo damn hot !!!!

  • Dear Ray,

    I masturbate 12 times a day. Is that normal?

  • im ganna help ray out and say i have heard that if u masterbait to much u can accually hurt your penis and also normal for u might not be normal for some1 else

    dont no if u r trolling with that q thought i would answer it anyways caz i thought it would be fun

  • dear ray,

    is it true that my hand will get hairy if i keep touching myself?

  • dear ray

    i love u.

    and btw, when will is nice to the little people, aka midgets, he's nice to midgets named ray

  • im just wondering.

    i think will is great but why does he have to have the steriotypical gay guy voice.?

  • Dear Ray,

    I'm attempting to obtain a short mans social security number. Could you assist me in this matter?

  • Dear Ray (& Will),

    I have this issue where I like going to be early and as result I wake early which is great because I'm ready to tackle the day, however none of my man friends or pals are ever up for doing anything at my "odd" hours, thus I miss a lot of social events >> Do you have any advice on how to entice them?

  • hi

    ray

    wats goin on

  • Dear Ray, My best friend is a huge troller. I did his mom last night and gave her squaids. He found out and is threatening to end our relationship. What should I do?

  • your smarter than you look

  • Dear Ray,

    I recently got into a steady homosexual relation with another guy. I have yet to break the news to my parents. My dad is a devout Catholic. My mom is an athiest from New England. What do I do?

  • dear ray wuts up

  • dear ray wat nationality r u

  • the million dollar question!

  • dear ray can u fight

  • this is not an advice-type question but what the heck does = 3 mean? howd you come up with that?

  • I think it's supposed to be a smiley. But the guy has a cleft lip or something.

  • Lol at will!

  • Dear Ray,

    use my coments on your = 3 vids

  • Dear Ray My mangina is too small cuz I can't get my fist up in there, what to do??

  • dear ray,

    theres this boy that i like and he likes me too and we sort of go out its just that we dont wanna tell anyone cuz then it would take like a month for everyone toaccept it what should i do?? cuz like i really like him and he really likes me??

  • you should check out my vlogs i just started and tell me what you think

    thanks :)

  • Dear Ray,

    My friend keeps doin' squirrels. I tell her over and over that she is going to get squaids, but she won't listen. What should I do?

  • Omg. First of all, believe in yourself, that's what u should do* and ,,, Will should "do' the dishes for the rest of his life, so i think.

    *that goes to "what do I do" people !

  • Dear Ray,

    I want to get discovered as an actor or singer

    Do you know what i should do?

  • dear ray can u watch my vids an tell me wat u think

  • dear ray can u watch my vids an help me make em better

  • dear ray i met this grl shes my age we had sex shes great but now shes my x becuz i opend my big mouth an told everyone i want her back cuz i no she wants me to but shes really pist keep in mind im only 14

  • dear ray,

    how do you deal/get over a death of a parent?

  • Get Propecia to give dating advice lol

  • Dear Ray, my husband has a knack for attracting the neediest bitches on the planet; should i smack these hoes?

    sincerly mizzpicklezz

  • @mizzpicklezz yes lol

  • Dear Ray: i can't think of ways to start a conversation, could you please help me?

  • there was a very epic face when you said "below"

  • Thank you Ray! I don't like letting my friends know when I'm having relationship trouble but just hearing the advice you gave, i.e. "Let go", allowed me to do just that. I feel terrible but I remember what it's like to feel relief again. Thanks again! Good luck with all you got going on, man.

  • They call Penis-friend.

    Dear Ray,

    Which camera u use? I want to start my show and beat you up! =D

  • Dear Ray

    My whole family is hard-core Christian, and while I share about 95% of the values and beliefs there is something I don't agree on. The hate for Homosexuality. I completely support it! I have nothing against the gays, but the rest of my family does.

    So the advice I'm asking for is how to act when I hang out with them and they totally start bashing the gays.

    BTW, love the vids! You is funnah.

  • this is how it works, your family is really religious and hate gays, you are being raised by them but still dont really mind gays but all the same because your family hates them you must hate them, you might think that you dont care but the more you follow through the more likely you will naturally either become gay or become a homophobic.

  • Dear Ray,

    When you are at a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

  • i like these videos better than the other ones

  • I want to see Will's link in the dubelehdu becuase he's gonna be ridin around in a helimachopter goin places

  • Dear Ray, I have this girl that I like but grounded and ever text me or email me ever... And there this another girl that like me and has 2 kids...

    What should I do wait for this girl that grounded or try dateing this girl with two kids?

  • we have the same plates

  • menstral internals! ew! ~ tay

  • Yo Ray,

    I hate when my parents tell me turn off the laptop even when I own it. Wat do I do?

  • Drar ray.

  • Dear Ray,

    How come you haven't banged mekakitty?

    ps- do you have a small penis or something

  • @SuperOsnap Lolz second that question

  • Your my hero.

  • RAY! how do you find so many moms to bang?????

  • Dear Ray,

    There's this guy that I've liked for a very long time, and he got a girlfriend (back in August; which was when I was going to tell him that I like him). If, and when they break up, how long do you think I should wait to tell him that I like him?

  • dear ray, i have lately developed an addiction to watching your video, i try not to click them but my hand just has a mind of its own, what should i do??? oh, and i did your mom btw.

  • Tell her to exercise her kegal muscles

  • Dear Ray, I was playing CoDMW2 and I was on a 20 kill streak, when my wife walks in front of the TV and starts asking me bullshit questions. I died when I was about to get a nuke, and I had some nerd rage and took off my sock, filled it with batteries and beat my wife with it. Some of her blood spilled onto my 360, what's the best way to remove it?

  • That same thing happened to me man... Dampen a cloth with coke and wipe it away... Also throw the cloth at your wife.

  • Dear Ray,

    Sincerely,

    Talon

  • dear Mr.Ray,

    I need help with getting xbox 360 game. Should i get bioshock 2 or gta4 add-on?

    Another thing, the T-shirt you said with the picture of a troll and the "You Be Trolling" thing...Could you show us what does it look like?

  • I have been dating this girl for over 2 years now and I FINALLY get to get in her pants and turns out she has a penis but I love her but I don't like men. What do I do? HALP!

  • This video constipates me!!! >:C

  • dear ray?

    i got my shit fuked up on school grounds and it was at the pep rally they pants'd me and my dik showed to everyone for like 5 seconds i ran and cried. what do i do?

  • Dear Ray: I have a close friend who has a boyfriend who completly ignores her, Im realy comcerned that she going to get hurt, What should i do???

  • hey Ray for some reason i like to examine my poo when im in the washroom. it takes too long sometimes and when my parents ask why I take so long I dont know what to say?

  • Dear Ray,

    There's this guy in my math class that I can't stopp thinking about. We've never talked before and I want him to ask me out, what should I do? (Sounds bad I know, my life is boring... haha, butt buddy.:])

  • Dear RAY:theres this girl that ask my friend out and he said and i like her should i ask her out

  • ?:C

  • dear ray,

    i wanted to get revenge on my ex by dating one of his best friends, but i totally hate the guy. it's been like a month or so since we're together, and he's like, madly in love with. i want to dump his ass, but i feel sorry for him. what should i do?

  • madly in love with me*

  • Dear Ray.

    I'm ginger, does this mean I have a soul or not? o:!

  • whats up ray?

    I hate cheese, what should do?

  • lol u changed the title

  • RAY i know you get your drink on and i was wondering if you had any advice for HANG OVERS!!!

  • how do you keep such a good energy? because sometimes i just cant and that is too often. but sometimes i love life and everything in it <3

  • Dear Ray,

    My girlfriend of 2 and a half years recently broke up with me to be with my best friend. Since then I have not talked to either him or her, however she claimed before we stopped talking that she still loved me and she did not want to lose me. I told her she lost me when she said she was going out with him. I have since tried to forget about her and move on but I still love her deeply and each day it gets harder to forget her. What should I do?

  • Dear ray, i really get along with this guy and We really like each other but he's 4 years older than me and my dad isn't openned minded about that

    , what sould I do about my dad?

  • I want lots of views on Youtube but,

    I only speak Spanish in my videos.

    Would you recommend me changing to English to "be more internation"?

  • how do i do more moms

  • one other thing- is an insanity plea like really hard to prove?

  • Dear Ray,

    I only have time to watch your vids while I drop a deuce. Question is, am I too busy?

    Great vids by the way, I'm addicted.

  • How do I tell my bestfriend that I like him?

  • Grab his crotch.

  • Dear Ray,

    My parents walked in on me chocking the chicken (if you know what i mean) and now im embarresed to be seen by them. What should i do Ray???!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!??!?!?!­?!

  • what do u do if u like ur bestfriend but u dont want to ruin the friendship by tell him ur into him...if tht makes sense...

  • Ray is stifler's dad

  • Dear Ray :]

    so me and this guy have been flirting for 3 months. and a month ago me and him had sex. then a week later we had sex again. ever since then he's been a major asshole to me. is that considered a hit it and quit it?

    Thanks Ray :] <3

  • that guy use u ma

  • hey ray in at middle school and i have more 8th grade frends that are are girls and i dont know why

  • dear ray,

    whats the best way to hide a dead body?

  • eat it.

  • dear ray

    i wanna do your mom but no matter what i do she doesnt pay attention to me.what should i do to bumb uglys with her

  • Dear ray,

    I like this girl, but i don't know if she likes me.

    what do I do?

  • Dear Ray,

    What's the point of this, you do? Do you want to become a counsler?

  • dear ray,

    everyone in my school calls me a jeje and a doodie squid do u know what it is???

  • dear ray,i am so confused wat to do...my girlfriend was my first but she is a giant bitch...wat do i doo...ps. we have been together for 3 months

  • Where is the best place to pick up someone? the Bar or a strip club? lol

  • Dear Ray

    I often worry about what to ask my gf next and how to react with what she tells me and how her day goes and all that. i'm worried i won't be able to see her for awhile and i often puke when i think about it. I've lost 14 pounds in less then a week the painful way. and won't be able to see her until next saturday, because i don't want her to see my chicken pox (i'm not contagious now) that i got from someone at school who had it but wasn't "contagious" how do i deal with this?

  • Dear Ray.

    Im really getting annoyed when people are nice to me when we are just hanging out, but when there around others they are jack asses. any advice?

  • 2:07 Maury FTW

  • WTF i was watching this on my iPhone and a second after he spoke about spicing up videos my screen went pink and neon green and shit

  • Dear Ray,

    I recently put "Blue Waffle" into Google and clicked I'm feeling lucky.

    How do I un-see things?

  • G'day Ray. I want to start being part of the Youtube community and start doing shows like yourself. I just have the one problem. I have no problem going in front of the camera, but the issue I have is the sound of my voice. I hate the sound of my voice once it's played back to me. What do you suggest I should do?

  • Dear My Sexy Ray, My bff is normaly quite but now she is a total motermouth should i tell her to shut the fuck up or just suffer or be nice for a change. haha. Well thanx for taking a look at my problem. Hi Will

  • American culture/TV gets worse by the day and people getting dumber, God help us.

  • RAY YOUR AWESOME! take time out of your busy day to how the forum NOW THAT A TRUE FRIEND TO ALL!!!!

  • Holy crap. That advice on procrastination just changed my life.

    Thanks RAY!!!!!!!

  • I compulsivley masterbate to your videos not really a help question just thought id let you know

  • @ownage056 WHAT THE FUCK!